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(SFGate)   A 62-year-old gray-haired lingerie model? You'd still jump those bones   (blog.sfgate.com ) divider line
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2014-02-02 02:15:54 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i59.tinypic.com image 640x332]


Where did you get adjacent frames of Jeremy Clarkson?

/ GILF!
// of course, I'm more into women than into girls, so ...
 
2014-02-02 02:16:52 PM  
This is a great thread to favorite all the old Farker/Farkettes


/young compared to most of you fogies
 
2014-02-02 02:27:32 PM  
I get the feeling some of you guys haven't looked at the magazine rack next to the checkout counter at the grocery store this month.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-02 02:27:49 PM  
The face is kind of scary, but her body looks okay. See, if you keep the weight off, there's not so much sagging.
 
2014-02-02 02:30:03 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: This is a great thread to favorite all the old Farker/Farkettes


/young compared to most of you fogies


Some 20 something guy told me I was 'very pretty for a woman my age' recently, after he hauled  a huge suitcase to my car for me. It was sweet.
 
2014-02-02 02:40:53 PM  

gja: fappomatic: Oldiron_79: Needs some Raquel Welch, Jane Seymour, and Christie Brinkly eye bleach.

Agreed.

[cache.desktopnexus.com image 450x281]

See that there? That's REAL prettiness. Truly beautiful.
And no sharp knees to cut yourself on.


Whomever could pull me out would be the next king of England
 
2014-02-02 02:55:05 PM  
Goodness no!!
 
2014-02-02 02:58:22 PM  
Maybe if I were 62.
 
2014-02-02 03:04:24 PM  

RexTalionis: [www.rockol.it image 480x360]

Emmylou Harris looks better.


How about a photo that hasn't been retouched?

0.tqn.com
 
2014-02-02 03:12:40 PM  
No, just no.
 
2014-02-02 03:14:13 PM  

mikemoto: Meh. Might hit it, just because.


media.npr.org
 
2014-02-02 03:15:10 PM  

RexTalionis: [www.rockol.it image 480x360]

Emmylou Harris looks better.


+1000
 
2014-02-02 03:23:08 PM  

bratface: RexTalionis: [www.rockol.it image 480x360]

Emmylou Harris looks better.

How about a photo that hasn't been retouched?

[0.tqn.com image 850x1305]


The answer is still "yes"
 
2014-02-02 03:26:11 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Dudes on this site are just too picky. I'll be lucky to look that good when I'm 62.


I'm sure you will, if not better.
/It's the needlessly complicated part that might be problematic.
//Unless you're filthily wealthy.
///Costs nothing to be a gentleman.
 
2014-02-02 03:36:04 PM  

Hobodeluxe: [www.celebutopia.net image 850x1339]

The Uptown Girl is 60 yrs old


Well, parts of her are 60 years old.
 
2014-02-02 03:36:35 PM  
There ain't enough whiskey in Ireland to get me to hit that, but I know who would!

i1.ytimg.com

i1.ytimg.com

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-02 03:37:54 PM  
www.reactiongifs.com
 
2014-02-02 03:39:13 PM  

caution: My coworker is from Laos and figured she was only a couple years past me, somewhere in her early 40s. Turns out she's 62.
It sort of gave me hope, as I figured this was their destiny:


[www.thenewcanadians.com image 480x420]


My Korean wife is in her mid-fifties and still sometimes gets carded at the liquor store.
 
2014-02-02 04:02:42 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: caution: My coworker is from Laos and figured she was only a couple years past me, somewhere in her early 40s. Turns out she's 62.
It sort of gave me hope, as I figured this was their destiny:


[www.thenewcanadians.com image 480x420]

My Korean wife is in her mid-fifties and still sometimes gets carded at the liquor store.


I know an Indian woman in her 30s who, if I didn't know her, I would think was in high school. Genetics can be a gift in that regard.
 
2014-02-02 04:23:11 PM  
Sorry, but liked an old used baloon, it doesn't snap back.
 
2014-02-02 04:25:29 PM  

Badgers: theflatline: [blog.sfgate.com image 241x363]

[img.fark.net image 241x363]

Two of the beauties...

I thought she was burned at the stake... twice... on American Horror Story.


Speaking of which....

Jessica Lange: 64.

/no Christine Brinkley, but still....
 
2014-02-02 04:36:56 PM  

JoieD'Zen: InterruptingQuirk: This is a great thread to favorite all the old Farker/Farkettes


/young compared to most of you fogies

Some 20 something guy told me I was 'very pretty for a woman my age' recently, after he hauled  a huge suitcase to my car for me. It was sweet.


Is that what they called it back in your day?
 
2014-02-02 04:39:40 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-02-02 04:50:25 PM  
Incoming csb: One of the ladies I work with is a 65 grandmother; she's pretty freaking hot for an older lady.

/ whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England
 
2014-02-02 05:20:45 PM  
Hmmmmmm.................no.
 
2014-02-02 05:22:13 PM  
Viva Las Vegas is still the best movie to see Ann-Margaret camel toe and watch Elvis
 
2014-02-02 06:24:58 PM  

Hobodeluxe: [www.celebutopia.net image 850x1339]

The Uptown Girl is 60 yrs old


And made almost entirely out of plastic.
 
2014-02-02 07:36:21 PM  
inglixthemad:
Then again, guys are treated unfairly by women quite often when the guys are between 16-32/35.

As someone who is approaching that age, I'm looking forward to treating women like shiat.  I have the money now.
 
2014-02-02 07:43:21 PM  
Dawn Wells

73 & still nice...she has that twinkle in her eyes
 
2014-02-02 08:26:14 PM  
Only if I were 82. I mean, heck, I am 45 right now, and I have a wife...and a gf who is 31...and a potential gf who is 24. I am not explaining...I'm bragging! HAHAHAHAHA
 
2014-02-02 08:31:29 PM  

buny101: Only if I were 82. I mean, heck, I am 45 right now, and I have a wife...and a gf who is 31...and a potential gf who is 24. I am not explaining...I'm bragging! HAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
static-l3.blogcritics.org
 
2014-02-02 08:52:17 PM  
Pix wouldn't load for me at all, and not one of you on the first page of comments has posted one of them. Is she really THAT bad?
 
2014-02-02 09:08:47 PM  

KidKorporate: inglixthemad:
Then again, guys are treated unfairly by women quite often when the guys are between 16-32/35.

As someone who is approaching that age, I'm looking forward to treating women like shiat.  I have the money now.


Newly Promoted Marketing Executive Treats Self To Girlfriend Upgrade

LOS ANGELES-Ever since he was hired by Kaiser, Seifert & Briggs Marketing Group two years ago, Sean Gordimer has been striving to impress the company's top brass. A 1995 graduate of the University of Southern California with a B.A. in business administration, the 23-year-old Gordimer has put in 60-hour weeks and attended every marketing seminar possible in an effort to get noticed and land that big promotion.

So on Monday, when a Kaiser, Seifert & Briggs' vice-president informed Gordimer that he'd been chosen to be the new associate director of corporate communications for the Wellstone-Howe account, and would, subsequently, receive a $20,000 raise, he couldn't help but celebrate.

"As soon as I found out I got the promotion, I ran to the phone and called my girlfriend Kelly [Schayes]," a smiling Gordimer said, recalling that magic moment toward which he had worked for so long. "I told her we were through."

The next day, the newly promoted Gordimer treated himself to a girlfriend upgrade, replacing Schayes with L.A.-area restaurant hostess/aspiring actress Robyn Turner, 21, whom Gordimer described as "a notch more attractive" than his previous partner.

"Kelly was extremely good-looking, no doubt," Gordimer said. "It's just that her breasts were somewhat on the small side, and, frankly, I would be lying if I said it didn't bother me a little. Fortunately, as the new associate director of corporate communications for the Wellstone-Howe account, I was finally able to do something about that."
 
2014-02-02 09:27:59 PM  

dopekitty74: Pix wouldn't load for me at all, and not one of you on the first page of comments has posted one of them. Is she really THAT bad?


Body's ok but she's not all attractive. Not in the linked pic, anyway. YMMV.
 
2014-02-03 12:08:57 AM  

inglixthemad: gopher321: No, I would not. And I feel very confident in my heterosexuality in saying that.

As much as feminists would like to redefine it, and I agree life isn't fair, but 'nature's first green is gold' applies to women. Enjoy those years between 16-30/35 ladies. Realistically, the end is approaching quickly at 28 for us helped beauty. No, nature isn't fair.

Then again, guys are treated unfairly by women quite often when the guys are between 16-32/35.


Middle aged men are not that attractive to anyone either on average...regardless of what viagra ads tell you.

Balding, beer belly, prostate issues, usually bitter over a divorce and child support...plus, american obesity rates.

Most guys had trouble getting laid in their primes. Put all the effects of aging on top of it, and it is hard to keep the fantasy alive.

There are atractive men of all ages, but i think many guys in their 40s and 50s are suprised by the divergence between what they think they deserve and what really wants THEM.
 
2014-02-03 12:20:31 AM  

KidKorporate: inglixthemad:
Then again, guys are treated unfairly by women quite often when the guys are between 16-32/35.

As someone who is approaching that age, I'm looking forward to treating women like shiat.  I have the money now.


Not judging because i think paying for sex should be legal if both parties consent.

But if you haven't checked the stats lately, women now have their own money.

Go to any nightclub. hot professional women in their 20s can afford to screw attractive men in their own age range who will treat them like shiat, if that's what they are into.

The days of average looking middle aged guys thinking they're entitled to bang super hot 20-30 year olds are pretty much over.
 
2014-02-03 09:01:49 AM  

voristrupp: KidKorporate: inglixthemad:
Then again, guys are treated unfairly by women quite often when the guys are between 16-32/35.

As someone who is approaching that age, I'm looking forward to treating women like shiat.  I have the money now.

Not judging because i think paying for sex should be legal if both parties consent.

But if you haven't checked the stats lately, women now have their own money.

Go to any nightclub. hot professional women in their 20s can afford to screw attractive men in their own age range who will treat them like shiat, if that's what they are into.

The days of

average looking middle aged guys thinking they're entitled to bang super hot 20-30 year olds are pretty much over.

So above average is OK still. Phew.
 
2014-02-03 09:18:03 AM  

Repo Man: edmo: All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?

When I was a kid, I used to wonder if I would find old women attractive when I was old myself. I can't say for certain what the future holds, but now that I'm 48, my tastes in what I find physically attractive have not changed since my teens. The future isn't as good as it used to be; we should have had anti aging drugs that would have women in their fifties still looking as though they were in their twenties by now.


We do, it's called booze :)

/likes some older women
//not that one, so much
 
2014-02-03 10:16:51 AM  
68 and YES.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
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