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(SFGate)   A 62-year-old gray-haired lingerie model? You'd still jump those bones   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 139
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2014-02-02 11:39:42 AM
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blog.sfgate.com

Two of the beauties...
 
2014-02-02 11:39:55 AM
I would hit that like a wild banchi ... that woman is very sexy.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-02 11:42:23 AM

theflatline: FizixJunkee: How many of you Farkers are certain your dicks will still be working when you're 62 years old? And that women 20 or 30 years younger than you will want to fark you then?

Because in many other cultures outside of North America, women prefer older men for experience and maturity.  It is not always about the money.


And my dick isn't the only thing I have, perhaps, FizxJunkee?
You sound young and/or unimaginative.
 
2014-02-02 11:42:58 AM

theflatline: [blog.sfgate.com image 241x363]

img.fark.net

Two of the beauties...


I thought she was burned at the stake... twice... on American Horror Story.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-02 11:44:35 AM

Badgers: theflatline: [blog.sfgate.com image 241x363]

[img.fark.net image 241x363]

Two of the beauties...

I thought she was burned at the stake... twice... on American Horror Story.


That's a farking sixhead, right there. Holy crap!
 
2014-02-02 11:45:12 AM
Miles tastier than Jenny McArthy, that's for sure

Frederick: She's no Helen Mirren; thats for sure.


Well, to be fair, the vast majority of women haven't got a patch on Helen. She's sexy as fark.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-02 11:47:49 AM

uttertosh: Miles tastier than Jenny McArthy, that's for sure

Frederick: She's no Helen Mirren; thats for sure.

Well, to be fair, the vast majority of women haven't got a patch on Helen. She's sexy as fark.


Doesn't hurt that shes smart, funny, nice and sweet either.
Never went for the 'dumb-as-a-rock-gimme-some-cock' type myself.Gets old faster than milk in the sun.
 
2014-02-02 11:52:31 AM
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She's 64.

And whoever pulled me out would be henceforth King of England.
 
2014-02-02 11:55:30 AM

gopher321: No, I would not. And I feel very confident in my heterosexuality in saying that.


This.
 
2014-02-02 11:55:35 AM

gja: uttertosh: Miles tastier than Jenny McArthy, that's for sure

Frederick: She's no Helen Mirren; thats for sure.

Well, to be fair, the vast majority of women haven't got a patch on Helen. She's sexy as fark.

Doesn't hurt that shes smart, funny, nice and sweet either.
Never went for the 'dumb-as-a-rock-gimme-some-cock' type myself.Gets old faster than milk in the sun.


Umm... that's what I said. Sexy as fark. ;-)
 
2014-02-02 11:56:22 AM

John Buck 41: RexTalionis: [www.rockol.it image 480x360]

Emmylou Harris looks better.

Oh HELL yes.


And this.
 
2014-02-02 11:56:51 AM
Dudes on this site are just too picky. I'll be lucky to look that good when I'm 62.
 
2014-02-02 12:01:06 PM
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2014-02-02 12:01:35 PM
Crazy lady lipstick!  Stay away from women over 40 who wear lipstick appropriate for a teenager, e.g.: bright red, coral pink.
 
2014-02-02 12:06:34 PM

edmo: All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?


Kinda hard when you're half that...I'll re-check this thread in 30 years, ok?
 
2014-02-02 12:06:46 PM
C'mon, subby. Don't you know the fat, neck bearded losers on fark only date blunt kneed supermodels? She is WAY below their standards. Which are likely based on their moms, which is weird but hey, what ever floats you boat, fatties.
 
2014-02-02 12:09:54 PM
Yes, Christie Brinkley looks damn good for 60. She still has that inviting smile, which I've always found very sexy. Not many people, male or female, look very attractive at 60.
 
2014-02-02 12:13:36 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: John Buck 41: RexTalionis: [www.rockol.it image 480x360]

Emmylou Harris looks better.

Oh HELL yes.

And this.

Favorite EH album cover.
www.slipcue.com

I was in Nashville 3/93, waiting to get on an elevator in the Gaylord Opryland Hotel. Door opens, and there's Emmylou big as life. I stepped aside, said "Excuse me" and picked my jaw up off the ground 5 minutes later. Stopped shaking a minute after that. Stunningly beautiful.
 
2014-02-02 12:13:39 PM
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2014-02-02 12:14:13 PM

Needlessly Complicated: Dudes on this site are just too picky. I'll be lucky to look that good when I'm 62.


Seconded.

An older plain woman who knows what she's doing is so much better than a beautiful young woman who just lays there like a Real Doll. If looks is what matters, then you might as well just get yourselves Real Dolls.
 
2014-02-02 12:17:00 PM

dpaul007: She's 64.

And whoever pulled me out would be henceforth King of England.


Holly hell yes, she's nearly twice my age and I wouldn't have to think twice about it! Not only is she hot in a physically attractive way but she's also unbelievably talented which cranks it up another notch.
 
2014-02-02 12:19:30 PM

abhorrent1: C'mon, subby. Don't you know the fat, neck bearded losers on fark only date blunt kneed supermodels? She is WAY below their standards. Which are likely based on their moms, which is weird but hey, what ever floats you boat, fatties.


Nope, on mom based ideal

My ideal: Really have a thing for redheads, also have a thing for blue or green eyed brunettes. Im also something of a legs man so I really prefer tallish girls

My mom is a shortish blond which if all you people making "your mom last night" jokes where serious you would know.

About the only thing my mom and my ideal have in common are huge tracts of land.
 
2014-02-02 12:27:49 PM
I'd hit it, mothballs and all.

Might be creaky.
 
2014-02-02 12:29:00 PM
When did big old granny panties turn into "lingerie"?
 
2014-02-02 12:50:19 PM

JoieD'Zen: Prey4reign: cabbyman: The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.

The best thing about sex with older women is they're truly appreciative of the attention.

Not always, but it is amusing when the young, stupid ones think they're flattering us with their feeble' attempts.


*fistbump

/ thought the '67 pic in profile of Grace Coddington was Joan Baez for half a sec
 
2014-02-02 12:52:43 PM

sharphead: letrole: proof again that easy access to pornography has completely desensitised involuntarily abstinent young men to normal sexual imagery

Not to mention the fact that there is no one in this thread probably remotely close to being 60 years old themselves.  What kind of answers was subby expecting?


What makes you think that? Seems it would be most likely.
 
2014-02-02 12:56:38 PM
IF the woman in TFA has not been in entertainment all her life and had entertainment industry-level care taken/work done, she looks pretty darned good for being in an unflattering pose.She looks healthy and not plastic.


That said, she looks good for 62, but she does look 62.
 
2014-02-02 01:04:31 PM
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2014-02-02 01:07:04 PM

ravenlore: IF the woman in TFA has not been in entertainment all her life and had entertainment industry-level care taken/work done, she looks pretty darned good for being in an unflattering pose.She looks healthy and not plastic.


That said, she looks good for 62, but she does look 62.


I'm almost 58, probably look it (good genes offset by 40yrs of cigs), but am so glad I have exactly what you said - looks healthy and not plastic.

Tapering off the cigs tho. Ready to mingle and they are such a deal-breaker. With good reason :-\
 
2014-02-02 01:07:06 PM

ravenlore: IF the woman in TFA has not been in entertainment all her life and had entertainment industry-level care taken/work done, she looks pretty darned good for being in an unflattering pose.She looks healthy and not plastic.


That said, she looks good for 62, but she does look 62.


Aint nothing wrong with that.
 
2014-02-02 01:12:33 PM
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2014-02-02 01:13:26 PM
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2014-02-02 01:13:31 PM
What's her granddaughter look like? Just asking.
 
2014-02-02 01:15:50 PM

sharphead: edmo: All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?

Oh i'm sure... sure that when i'm 60, I won't be banging that - Ill be banging something 20 years younger for sure.


I'd guess so is she
 
2014-02-02 01:18:59 PM

TwistedFark: ravenlore: IF the woman in TFA has not been in entertainment all her life and had entertainment industry-level care taken/work done, she looks pretty darned good for being in an unflattering pose.She looks healthy and not plastic.


That said, she looks good for 62, but she does look 62.

Aint nothing wrong with that.


Nope.
 
2014-02-02 01:25:29 PM
Needs some Raquel Welch, Jane Seymour, and Christie Brinkly eye bleach.
 
2014-02-02 01:29:40 PM
Show me mature Foobies and you'll see me Total Fark.  Pronto.
 
2014-02-02 01:32:52 PM
She has what I call "old lady body". I should know. I'm getting there.
 
2014-02-02 01:35:51 PM

Hobodeluxe: [www.celebutopia.net image 850x1339]

The Uptown Girl is 60 yrs old




I'd break those hips.
 
2014-02-02 01:42:23 PM
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2014-02-02 01:47:21 PM

Babbs: She has what I call "old lady body". I should know. I'm getting there.


You're not alone girl ;-)
I have the added attraction of an open wound leaving me with no bellybutton and a kinda crater.
Cool factor: looks like I was hangin with Sigourney and an alien busted outta me!

/don't care, I'm silly like that
//I know, TMI
 
2014-02-02 01:47:25 PM
Meanwhile Philip Seamore Hoffman was found dead.
 
2014-02-02 01:49:03 PM
She looks like alzheimer's smeared her lipstick on.
 
2014-02-02 01:51:14 PM

Oldiron_79: Needs some Raquel Welch, Jane Seymour, and Christie Brinkly eye bleach.


Agreed.

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2014-02-02 01:54:59 PM

eas81: NO SUBS, but there are some that are older that i would FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD please see below:


If you like banging plastic and silicon.
 
2014-02-02 01:57:00 PM
I don't find that woman sexy at all, but I do find myself attracted to many older women.  Was watching Veep earlier and Julia-Louise Dreyfus is freaking sexy as hell and I think she's 55 or so.
 
2014-02-02 01:59:47 PM

i478.photobucket.com

 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-02 02:07:11 PM

fappomatic: Oldiron_79: Needs some Raquel Welch, Jane Seymour, and Christie Brinkly eye bleach.

Agreed.

[cache.desktopnexus.com image 450x281]


See that there? That's REAL prettiness. Truly beautiful.
And no sharp knees to cut yourself on.
 
2014-02-02 02:11:04 PM

gopher321: No, I would not. And I feel very confident in my heterosexuality in saying that.


As much as feminists would like to redefine it, and I agree life isn't fair, but 'nature's first green is gold' applies to women. Enjoy those years between 16-30/35 ladies. Realistically, the end is approaching quickly at 28 for us helped beauty. No, nature isn't fair.

Then again, guys are treated unfairly by women quite often when the guys are between 16-32/35.
 
2014-02-02 02:11:14 PM

Por que tan serioso: Meanwhile Philip Seamore Hoffman was found dead.


I don't sea what you did there
 
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