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(SFGate)   A 62-year-old gray-haired lingerie model? You'd still jump those bones   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 139
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2014-02-02 05:38:13 AM  
No, I would not. And I feel very confident in my heterosexuality in saying that.
 
2014-02-02 05:44:43 AM  
She's no Helen Mirren; thats for sure.
 
2014-02-02 07:44:07 AM  
Meh. Might hit it, just because.
 
2014-02-02 08:11:32 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-02-02 08:13:18 AM  
Nope!

i131.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-02 08:30:39 AM  
www.rockol.it

Emmylou Harris looks better.
 
2014-02-02 09:22:34 AM  
Do not click on the slide show below, sure many women who aged very well and with style, but a couple of fright masks.

/hope my wife ages as gracefully.
 
2014-02-02 09:39:54 AM  
All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?
 
2014-02-02 09:45:23 AM  
I'd like to see her naked to be sure.  I bet she's got acute angina.
 
2014-02-02 10:01:51 AM  
Wait for a mature thread to pop up on /s/. You'll see dozens more sexagenarians hotter than her.
 
2014-02-02 10:42:58 AM  
No, I would not, subby. And I may not think about sex now for like a whole five minutes.
 
2014-02-02 10:45:59 AM  

RexTalionis: [www.rockol.it image 480x360]

Emmylou Harris looks better.


Oh HELL yes.
 
2014-02-02 10:49:17 AM  
I wanted to come in here and make a joke about flagpole sitting and brewing moonshine in the bathtub during prohibition with Jacky Underoos in TFA up there but I figure if I actually make it to 62, I'll probably look like a bar of melted white chocolate.  So, I don't think I really have any room to criticize.  Yeah, I'd throw her a bone.
 
2014-02-02 11:15:56 AM  

edmo: All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?


Oh i'm sure... sure that when i'm 60, I won't be banging that - Ill be banging something 20 years younger for sure.
 
2014-02-02 11:16:07 AM  
FTFHL: A 62-year-old gray-haired lingerie model? You'd still jump those bones

Depends.
 
2014-02-02 11:16:55 AM  
I think it's cool they chose an older model.
 
2014-02-02 11:18:24 AM  
She looks like she owns lots of cats.
 
2014-02-02 11:18:58 AM  
proof again that easy access to pornography has completely desensitised involuntarily abstinent young men to normal sexual imagery
 
2014-02-02 11:19:17 AM  
I dont think she is wearing enough lipstick.
 
2014-02-02 11:20:03 AM  
How many of you Farkers are certain your dicks will still be working when you're 62 years old? And that women 20 or 30 years younger than you will want to fark you then?
 
2014-02-02 11:21:11 AM  

RexTalionis: Emmylou Harris looks better.


Eh, she could still cure my seven inch ache.
 
2014-02-02 11:21:27 AM  
Does she look good for her age? Yes definitely. Is she sexy? Eh, not really. She looks good, and for an ad I'm surprised the stylist didn't do more work on her. They left her looking plain.
 
2014-02-02 11:21:39 AM  
The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.
 
2014-02-02 11:21:46 AM  
www.celebutopia.net

The Uptown Girl is 60 yrs old
 
2014-02-02 11:22:17 AM  

FizixJunkee: How many of you Farkers are certain your dicks will still be working when you're 62 years old? And that women 20 or 30 years younger than you will want to fark you then?


Because money.
 
2014-02-02 11:22:21 AM  

blog.sfgate.com

I'm ready for my close up Mr. DeMille

 
2014-02-02 11:22:36 AM  

skinink: Does she look good for her age? Yes definitely. Is she sexy? Eh, not really. She looks good, and for an ad I'm surprised the stylist didn't do more work on her. They left her looking plain.


American Apparel ads often look plain.  It's their signature.
 
2014-02-02 11:24:39 AM  

cabbyman: The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.


The best thing about sex with older women is they're truly appreciative of the attention.
 
2014-02-02 11:25:01 AM  
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-02 11:25:50 AM  

Prey4reign: cabbyman: The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.

The best thing about sex with older women is they're truly appreciative of the attention.


they don't swell
they don't tell
and they're grateful as hell
 
2014-02-02 11:26:52 AM  
My coworker is from Laos and figured she was only a couple years past me, somewhere in her early 40s. Turns out she's 62.
It sort of gave me hope, as I figured this was their destiny:


www.thenewcanadians.com
 
2014-02-02 11:28:15 AM  

Prey4reign: cabbyman: The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.

The best thing about sex with older women is they're truly appreciative of the attention.


Not always, but it is amusing when the young, stupid ones think they're flattering us with their feeble' attempts.
 
2014-02-02 11:28:32 AM  

RexTalionis: [www.rockol.it image 480x360]

Emmylou Harris looks better.


Emmylou Harris is friggin lovely.
 
2014-02-02 11:29:21 AM  
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-02 11:30:31 AM  
What did I ever do to subby?
 
2014-02-02 11:30:52 AM  

letrole: proof again that easy access to pornography has completely desensitised involuntarily abstinent young men to normal sexual imagery


Not to mention the fact that there is no one in this thread probably remotely close to being 60 years old themselves.  What kind of answers was subby expecting?
 
2014-02-02 11:31:07 AM  

edmo: All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?


I am 60. Nope. I chase them younger. I was not one for women my age anyway.
 
2014-02-02 11:32:01 AM  

Hobodeluxe: The Uptown Girl is 60 yrs old


Came to mention this.

Also, I think CB sold her soul yo the devil to look that good.
 
2014-02-02 11:32:58 AM  
When a website has over 13 "Noscript" blocks in place I don't even bother trying to get it to work.

I did see an old lady (sixtyish) at the gym the other day with remarkably long muscular thin legs heading to the tennis court.  I'm fairly certain she caught me doing a double take.
 
2014-02-02 11:34:42 AM  
Being 69 years old I'd say yea, I'd jump that kid.
 
2014-02-02 11:35:23 AM  
I'd do a 62 year old in a heart beat, almost did, but just not that one.
 
2014-02-02 11:35:38 AM  

FizixJunkee: How many of you Farkers are certain your dicks will still be working when you're 62 years old? And that women 20 or 30 years younger than you will want to fark you then?


Because in many other cultures outside of North America, women prefer older men for experience and maturity.  It is not always about the money.
 
2014-02-02 11:35:57 AM  
Nope.
 
gja
2014-02-02 11:36:34 AM  
Nope. And I'm 52+.
So is my gal, and she is so very much prettier than that pic.
And no gray hair.
And has nice bewbies.
And doesn't have that 'hard' look, for lack of a better term, that seems to be what so many models have.
Why do so many models put themselves together in a way that kills any semblance of 'warm and soft and womanly'.


/Lucky me? Damned straight skippy.
//pics?forget it.go get your fapping pics elsewhere
 
2014-02-02 11:38:01 AM  

edmo: All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?




When I was a kid, I used to wonder if I would find old women attractive when I was old myself. I can't say for certain what the future holds, but now that I'm 48, my tastes in what I find physically attractive have not changed since my teens. The future isn't as good as it used to be; we should have had anti aging drugs that would have women in their fifties still looking as though they were in their twenties by now.
 
2014-02-02 11:38:07 AM  
I threw up in my mouth
 
2014-02-02 11:38:12 AM  

Hobodeluxe: Prey4reign: cabbyman: The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.

The best thing about sex with older women is they're truly appreciative of the attention.

they don't swell
they don't tell
and they're grateful as hell

So give me an older woman every time.

Ah! the old Benny Hill refrain.  A classic.  Had you not posted it, I would have.

Being 61 myself, I'd gladly hit Ms. O'Shaughnessy - if she'd have me.  Face it, most women don't age nearly so well as she has, neither do men.

As the youngsters dissing her today become no longer youngsters, they'll also become no longer so picky.
 
gja
2014-02-02 11:38:39 AM  

Literally Addicted: Hobodeluxe: The Uptown Girl is 60 yrs old

Came to mention this.

Also, I think CB sold her soul yo the devil to look that good.


She didn't have to, she was married to Billy, so that counts as living in hell. She gets a pass, 'cause he is an ass.
 
2014-02-02 11:38:51 AM  
NO SUBS, but there are some that are older that i would FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD please see below:

nyoobserver.files.wordpress.comcbsmix1065.files.wordpress.comupload.wikimedia.orgi.telegraph.co.uk
 
2014-02-02 11:38:55 AM  

Ker_Thwap: When a website has over 13 "Noscript" blocks in place I don't even bother trying to get it to work.


-Yeah, it took a lot of temporary allowances to get the picture to show, and it wasn't really worth it.  Bit of a pain, but I can't imagine surfing without NoScript.
 
2014-02-02 11:39:42 AM  
blog.sfgate.com

blog.sfgate.com

Two of the beauties...
 
2014-02-02 11:39:55 AM  
I would hit that like a wild banchi ... that woman is very sexy.
 
gja
2014-02-02 11:42:23 AM  

theflatline: FizixJunkee: How many of you Farkers are certain your dicks will still be working when you're 62 years old? And that women 20 or 30 years younger than you will want to fark you then?

Because in many other cultures outside of North America, women prefer older men for experience and maturity.  It is not always about the money.


And my dick isn't the only thing I have, perhaps, FizxJunkee?
You sound young and/or unimaginative.
 
2014-02-02 11:42:58 AM  

theflatline: [blog.sfgate.com image 241x363]

img.fark.net

Two of the beauties...


I thought she was burned at the stake... twice... on American Horror Story.
 
gja
2014-02-02 11:44:35 AM  

Badgers: theflatline: [blog.sfgate.com image 241x363]

[img.fark.net image 241x363]

Two of the beauties...

I thought she was burned at the stake... twice... on American Horror Story.


That's a farking sixhead, right there. Holy crap!
 
2014-02-02 11:45:12 AM  
Miles tastier than Jenny McArthy, that's for sure

Frederick: She's no Helen Mirren; thats for sure.


Well, to be fair, the vast majority of women haven't got a patch on Helen. She's sexy as fark.
 
gja
2014-02-02 11:47:49 AM  

uttertosh: Miles tastier than Jenny McArthy, that's for sure

Frederick: She's no Helen Mirren; thats for sure.

Well, to be fair, the vast majority of women haven't got a patch on Helen. She's sexy as fark.


Doesn't hurt that shes smart, funny, nice and sweet either.
Never went for the 'dumb-as-a-rock-gimme-some-cock' type myself.Gets old faster than milk in the sun.
 
2014-02-02 11:52:31 AM  
ic.pics.livejournal.com

She's 64.

And whoever pulled me out would be henceforth King of England.
 
2014-02-02 11:55:30 AM  

gopher321: No, I would not. And I feel very confident in my heterosexuality in saying that.


This.
 
2014-02-02 11:55:35 AM  

gja: uttertosh: Miles tastier than Jenny McArthy, that's for sure

Frederick: She's no Helen Mirren; thats for sure.

Well, to be fair, the vast majority of women haven't got a patch on Helen. She's sexy as fark.

Doesn't hurt that shes smart, funny, nice and sweet either.
Never went for the 'dumb-as-a-rock-gimme-some-cock' type myself.Gets old faster than milk in the sun.


Umm... that's what I said. Sexy as fark. ;-)
 
2014-02-02 11:56:22 AM  

John Buck 41: RexTalionis: [www.rockol.it image 480x360]

Emmylou Harris looks better.

Oh HELL yes.


And this.
 
2014-02-02 11:56:51 AM  
Dudes on this site are just too picky. I'll be lucky to look that good when I'm 62.
 
2014-02-02 12:01:06 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-02 12:01:35 PM  
Crazy lady lipstick!  Stay away from women over 40 who wear lipstick appropriate for a teenager, e.g.: bright red, coral pink.
 
2014-02-02 12:06:34 PM  

edmo: All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?


Kinda hard when you're half that...I'll re-check this thread in 30 years, ok?
 
2014-02-02 12:06:46 PM  
C'mon, subby. Don't you know the fat, neck bearded losers on fark only date blunt kneed supermodels? She is WAY below their standards. Which are likely based on their moms, which is weird but hey, what ever floats you boat, fatties.
 
2014-02-02 12:09:54 PM  
Yes, Christie Brinkley looks damn good for 60. She still has that inviting smile, which I've always found very sexy. Not many people, male or female, look very attractive at 60.
 
2014-02-02 12:13:36 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: John Buck 41: RexTalionis: [www.rockol.it image 480x360]

Emmylou Harris looks better.

Oh HELL yes.

And this.

Favorite EH album cover.
www.slipcue.com

I was in Nashville 3/93, waiting to get on an elevator in the Gaylord Opryland Hotel. Door opens, and there's Emmylou big as life. I stepped aside, said "Excuse me" and picked my jaw up off the ground 5 minutes later. Stopped shaking a minute after that. Stunningly beautiful.
 
2014-02-02 12:13:39 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-02-02 12:14:13 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Dudes on this site are just too picky. I'll be lucky to look that good when I'm 62.


Seconded.

An older plain woman who knows what she's doing is so much better than a beautiful young woman who just lays there like a Real Doll. If looks is what matters, then you might as well just get yourselves Real Dolls.
 
2014-02-02 12:17:00 PM  

dpaul007: She's 64.

And whoever pulled me out would be henceforth King of England.


Holly hell yes, she's nearly twice my age and I wouldn't have to think twice about it! Not only is she hot in a physically attractive way but she's also unbelievably talented which cranks it up another notch.
 
2014-02-02 12:19:30 PM  

abhorrent1: C'mon, subby. Don't you know the fat, neck bearded losers on fark only date blunt kneed supermodels? She is WAY below their standards. Which are likely based on their moms, which is weird but hey, what ever floats you boat, fatties.


Nope, on mom based ideal

My ideal: Really have a thing for redheads, also have a thing for blue or green eyed brunettes. Im also something of a legs man so I really prefer tallish girls

My mom is a shortish blond which if all you people making "your mom last night" jokes where serious you would know.

About the only thing my mom and my ideal have in common are huge tracts of land.
 
2014-02-02 12:27:49 PM  
I'd hit it, mothballs and all.

Might be creaky.
 
2014-02-02 12:29:00 PM  
When did big old granny panties turn into "lingerie"?
 
2014-02-02 12:50:19 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Prey4reign: cabbyman: The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.

The best thing about sex with older women is they're truly appreciative of the attention.

Not always, but it is amusing when the young, stupid ones think they're flattering us with their feeble' attempts.


*fistbump

/ thought the '67 pic in profile of Grace Coddington was Joan Baez for half a sec
 
2014-02-02 12:52:43 PM  

sharphead: letrole: proof again that easy access to pornography has completely desensitised involuntarily abstinent young men to normal sexual imagery

Not to mention the fact that there is no one in this thread probably remotely close to being 60 years old themselves.  What kind of answers was subby expecting?


What makes you think that? Seems it would be most likely.
 
2014-02-02 12:56:38 PM  
IF the woman in TFA has not been in entertainment all her life and had entertainment industry-level care taken/work done, she looks pretty darned good for being in an unflattering pose.She looks healthy and not plastic.


That said, she looks good for 62, but she does look 62.
 
2014-02-02 01:04:31 PM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2014-02-02 01:07:04 PM  

ravenlore: IF the woman in TFA has not been in entertainment all her life and had entertainment industry-level care taken/work done, she looks pretty darned good for being in an unflattering pose.She looks healthy and not plastic.


That said, she looks good for 62, but she does look 62.


I'm almost 58, probably look it (good genes offset by 40yrs of cigs), but am so glad I have exactly what you said - looks healthy and not plastic.

Tapering off the cigs tho. Ready to mingle and they are such a deal-breaker. With good reason :-\
 
2014-02-02 01:07:06 PM  

ravenlore: IF the woman in TFA has not been in entertainment all her life and had entertainment industry-level care taken/work done, she looks pretty darned good for being in an unflattering pose.She looks healthy and not plastic.


That said, she looks good for 62, but she does look 62.


Aint nothing wrong with that.
 
2014-02-02 01:12:33 PM  
www.troll.me
 
2014-02-02 01:13:26 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-02 01:13:31 PM  
What's her granddaughter look like? Just asking.
 
2014-02-02 01:15:50 PM  

sharphead: edmo: All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?

Oh i'm sure... sure that when i'm 60, I won't be banging that - Ill be banging something 20 years younger for sure.


I'd guess so is she
 
2014-02-02 01:18:59 PM  

TwistedFark: ravenlore: IF the woman in TFA has not been in entertainment all her life and had entertainment industry-level care taken/work done, she looks pretty darned good for being in an unflattering pose.She looks healthy and not plastic.


That said, she looks good for 62, but she does look 62.

Aint nothing wrong with that.


Nope.
 
2014-02-02 01:25:29 PM  
Needs some Raquel Welch, Jane Seymour, and Christie Brinkly eye bleach.
 
2014-02-02 01:29:40 PM  
Show me mature Foobies and you'll see me Total Fark.  Pronto.
 
2014-02-02 01:32:52 PM  
She has what I call "old lady body". I should know. I'm getting there.
 
2014-02-02 01:35:51 PM  

Hobodeluxe: [www.celebutopia.net image 850x1339]

The Uptown Girl is 60 yrs old




I'd break those hips.
 
2014-02-02 01:42:23 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-02 01:47:21 PM  

Babbs: She has what I call "old lady body". I should know. I'm getting there.


You're not alone girl ;-)
I have the added attraction of an open wound leaving me with no bellybutton and a kinda crater.
Cool factor: looks like I was hangin with Sigourney and an alien busted outta me!

/don't care, I'm silly like that
//I know, TMI
 
2014-02-02 01:47:25 PM  
Meanwhile Philip Seamore Hoffman was found dead.
 
2014-02-02 01:49:03 PM  
She looks like alzheimer's smeared her lipstick on.
 
2014-02-02 01:51:14 PM  

Oldiron_79: Needs some Raquel Welch, Jane Seymour, and Christie Brinkly eye bleach.


Agreed.

cache.desktopnexus.com
 
2014-02-02 01:54:59 PM  

eas81: NO SUBS, but there are some that are older that i would FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD please see below:


If you like banging plastic and silicon.
 
2014-02-02 01:57:00 PM  
I don't find that woman sexy at all, but I do find myself attracted to many older women.  Was watching Veep earlier and Julia-Louise Dreyfus is freaking sexy as hell and I think she's 55 or so.
 
2014-02-02 01:59:47 PM  

i478.photobucket.com

 
gja
2014-02-02 02:07:11 PM  

fappomatic: Oldiron_79: Needs some Raquel Welch, Jane Seymour, and Christie Brinkly eye bleach.

Agreed.

[cache.desktopnexus.com image 450x281]


See that there? That's REAL prettiness. Truly beautiful.
And no sharp knees to cut yourself on.
 
2014-02-02 02:11:04 PM  

gopher321: No, I would not. And I feel very confident in my heterosexuality in saying that.


As much as feminists would like to redefine it, and I agree life isn't fair, but 'nature's first green is gold' applies to women. Enjoy those years between 16-30/35 ladies. Realistically, the end is approaching quickly at 28 for us helped beauty. No, nature isn't fair.

Then again, guys are treated unfairly by women quite often when the guys are between 16-32/35.
 
2014-02-02 02:11:14 PM  

Por que tan serioso: Meanwhile Philip Seamore Hoffman was found dead.


I don't sea what you did there
 
2014-02-02 02:15:54 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i59.tinypic.com image 640x332]


Where did you get adjacent frames of Jeremy Clarkson?

/ GILF!
// of course, I'm more into women than into girls, so ...
 
2014-02-02 02:16:52 PM  
This is a great thread to favorite all the old Farker/Farkettes


/young compared to most of you fogies
 
2014-02-02 02:27:32 PM  
I get the feeling some of you guys haven't looked at the magazine rack next to the checkout counter at the grocery store this month.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-02 02:27:49 PM  
The face is kind of scary, but her body looks okay. See, if you keep the weight off, there's not so much sagging.
 
2014-02-02 02:30:03 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: This is a great thread to favorite all the old Farker/Farkettes


/young compared to most of you fogies


Some 20 something guy told me I was 'very pretty for a woman my age' recently, after he hauled  a huge suitcase to my car for me. It was sweet.
 
2014-02-02 02:40:53 PM  

gja: fappomatic: Oldiron_79: Needs some Raquel Welch, Jane Seymour, and Christie Brinkly eye bleach.

Agreed.

[cache.desktopnexus.com image 450x281]

See that there? That's REAL prettiness. Truly beautiful.
And no sharp knees to cut yourself on.


Whomever could pull me out would be the next king of England
 
2014-02-02 02:55:05 PM  
Goodness no!!
 
2014-02-02 02:58:22 PM  
Maybe if I were 62.
 
2014-02-02 03:04:24 PM  

RexTalionis: [www.rockol.it image 480x360]

Emmylou Harris looks better.


How about a photo that hasn't been retouched?

0.tqn.com
 
2014-02-02 03:12:40 PM  
No, just no.
 
2014-02-02 03:14:13 PM  

mikemoto: Meh. Might hit it, just because.


media.npr.org
 
2014-02-02 03:15:10 PM  

RexTalionis: [www.rockol.it image 480x360]

Emmylou Harris looks better.


+1000
 
2014-02-02 03:23:08 PM  

bratface: RexTalionis: [www.rockol.it image 480x360]

Emmylou Harris looks better.

How about a photo that hasn't been retouched?

[0.tqn.com image 850x1305]


The answer is still "yes"
 
2014-02-02 03:26:11 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Dudes on this site are just too picky. I'll be lucky to look that good when I'm 62.


I'm sure you will, if not better.
/It's the needlessly complicated part that might be problematic.
//Unless you're filthily wealthy.
///Costs nothing to be a gentleman.
 
2014-02-02 03:36:04 PM  

Hobodeluxe: [www.celebutopia.net image 850x1339]

The Uptown Girl is 60 yrs old


Well, parts of her are 60 years old.
 
2014-02-02 03:36:35 PM  
There ain't enough whiskey in Ireland to get me to hit that, but I know who would!

i1.ytimg.com

i1.ytimg.com

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-02 03:37:54 PM  
www.reactiongifs.com
 
2014-02-02 03:39:13 PM  

caution: My coworker is from Laos and figured she was only a couple years past me, somewhere in her early 40s. Turns out she's 62.
It sort of gave me hope, as I figured this was their destiny:


[www.thenewcanadians.com image 480x420]


My Korean wife is in her mid-fifties and still sometimes gets carded at the liquor store.
 
2014-02-02 04:02:42 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: caution: My coworker is from Laos and figured she was only a couple years past me, somewhere in her early 40s. Turns out she's 62.
It sort of gave me hope, as I figured this was their destiny:


[www.thenewcanadians.com image 480x420]

My Korean wife is in her mid-fifties and still sometimes gets carded at the liquor store.


I know an Indian woman in her 30s who, if I didn't know her, I would think was in high school. Genetics can be a gift in that regard.
 
2014-02-02 04:23:11 PM  
Sorry, but liked an old used baloon, it doesn't snap back.
 
2014-02-02 04:25:29 PM  

Badgers: theflatline: [blog.sfgate.com image 241x363]

[img.fark.net image 241x363]

Two of the beauties...

I thought she was burned at the stake... twice... on American Horror Story.


Speaking of which....

Jessica Lange: 64.

/no Christine Brinkley, but still....
 
2014-02-02 04:36:56 PM  

JoieD'Zen: InterruptingQuirk: This is a great thread to favorite all the old Farker/Farkettes


/young compared to most of you fogies

Some 20 something guy told me I was 'very pretty for a woman my age' recently, after he hauled  a huge suitcase to my car for me. It was sweet.


Is that what they called it back in your day?
 
2014-02-02 04:39:40 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-02-02 04:50:25 PM  
Incoming csb: One of the ladies I work with is a 65 grandmother; she's pretty freaking hot for an older lady.

/ whoever pulled me out would be the next king of England
 
2014-02-02 05:20:45 PM  
Hmmmmmm.................no.
 
2014-02-02 05:22:13 PM  
Viva Las Vegas is still the best movie to see Ann-Margaret camel toe and watch Elvis
 
2014-02-02 06:24:58 PM  

Hobodeluxe: [www.celebutopia.net image 850x1339]

The Uptown Girl is 60 yrs old


And made almost entirely out of plastic.
 
2014-02-02 07:36:21 PM  
inglixthemad:
Then again, guys are treated unfairly by women quite often when the guys are between 16-32/35.

As someone who is approaching that age, I'm looking forward to treating women like shiat.  I have the money now.
 
2014-02-02 07:43:21 PM  
Dawn Wells

73 & still nice...she has that twinkle in her eyes
 
2014-02-02 08:26:14 PM  
Only if I were 82. I mean, heck, I am 45 right now, and I have a wife...and a gf who is 31...and a potential gf who is 24. I am not explaining...I'm bragging! HAHAHAHAHA
 
2014-02-02 08:31:29 PM  

buny101: Only if I were 82. I mean, heck, I am 45 right now, and I have a wife...and a gf who is 31...and a potential gf who is 24. I am not explaining...I'm bragging! HAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
static-l3.blogcritics.org
 
2014-02-02 08:52:17 PM  
Pix wouldn't load for me at all, and not one of you on the first page of comments has posted one of them. Is she really THAT bad?
 
2014-02-02 09:08:47 PM  

KidKorporate: inglixthemad:
Then again, guys are treated unfairly by women quite often when the guys are between 16-32/35.

As someone who is approaching that age, I'm looking forward to treating women like shiat.  I have the money now.


Newly Promoted Marketing Executive Treats Self To Girlfriend Upgrade

LOS ANGELES-Ever since he was hired by Kaiser, Seifert & Briggs Marketing Group two years ago, Sean Gordimer has been striving to impress the company's top brass. A 1995 graduate of the University of Southern California with a B.A. in business administration, the 23-year-old Gordimer has put in 60-hour weeks and attended every marketing seminar possible in an effort to get noticed and land that big promotion.

So on Monday, when a Kaiser, Seifert & Briggs' vice-president informed Gordimer that he'd been chosen to be the new associate director of corporate communications for the Wellstone-Howe account, and would, subsequently, receive a $20,000 raise, he couldn't help but celebrate.

"As soon as I found out I got the promotion, I ran to the phone and called my girlfriend Kelly [Schayes]," a smiling Gordimer said, recalling that magic moment toward which he had worked for so long. "I told her we were through."

The next day, the newly promoted Gordimer treated himself to a girlfriend upgrade, replacing Schayes with L.A.-area restaurant hostess/aspiring actress Robyn Turner, 21, whom Gordimer described as "a notch more attractive" than his previous partner.

"Kelly was extremely good-looking, no doubt," Gordimer said. "It's just that her breasts were somewhat on the small side, and, frankly, I would be lying if I said it didn't bother me a little. Fortunately, as the new associate director of corporate communications for the Wellstone-Howe account, I was finally able to do something about that."
 
2014-02-02 09:27:59 PM  

dopekitty74: Pix wouldn't load for me at all, and not one of you on the first page of comments has posted one of them. Is she really THAT bad?


Body's ok but she's not all attractive. Not in the linked pic, anyway. YMMV.
 
2014-02-03 12:08:57 AM  

inglixthemad: gopher321: No, I would not. And I feel very confident in my heterosexuality in saying that.

As much as feminists would like to redefine it, and I agree life isn't fair, but 'nature's first green is gold' applies to women. Enjoy those years between 16-30/35 ladies. Realistically, the end is approaching quickly at 28 for us helped beauty. No, nature isn't fair.

Then again, guys are treated unfairly by women quite often when the guys are between 16-32/35.


Middle aged men are not that attractive to anyone either on average...regardless of what viagra ads tell you.

Balding, beer belly, prostate issues, usually bitter over a divorce and child support...plus, american obesity rates.

Most guys had trouble getting laid in their primes. Put all the effects of aging on top of it, and it is hard to keep the fantasy alive.

There are atractive men of all ages, but i think many guys in their 40s and 50s are suprised by the divergence between what they think they deserve and what really wants THEM.
 
2014-02-03 12:20:31 AM  

KidKorporate: inglixthemad:
Then again, guys are treated unfairly by women quite often when the guys are between 16-32/35.

As someone who is approaching that age, I'm looking forward to treating women like shiat.  I have the money now.


Not judging because i think paying for sex should be legal if both parties consent.

But if you haven't checked the stats lately, women now have their own money.

Go to any nightclub. hot professional women in their 20s can afford to screw attractive men in their own age range who will treat them like shiat, if that's what they are into.

The days of average looking middle aged guys thinking they're entitled to bang super hot 20-30 year olds are pretty much over.
 
2014-02-03 09:01:49 AM  

voristrupp: KidKorporate: inglixthemad:
Then again, guys are treated unfairly by women quite often when the guys are between 16-32/35.

As someone who is approaching that age, I'm looking forward to treating women like shiat.  I have the money now.

Not judging because i think paying for sex should be legal if both parties consent.

But if you haven't checked the stats lately, women now have their own money.

Go to any nightclub. hot professional women in their 20s can afford to screw attractive men in their own age range who will treat them like shiat, if that's what they are into.

The days of

average looking middle aged guys thinking they're entitled to bang super hot 20-30 year olds are pretty much over.

So above average is OK still. Phew.
 
2014-02-03 09:18:03 AM  

Repo Man: edmo: All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?

When I was a kid, I used to wonder if I would find old women attractive when I was old myself. I can't say for certain what the future holds, but now that I'm 48, my tastes in what I find physically attractive have not changed since my teens. The future isn't as good as it used to be; we should have had anti aging drugs that would have women in their fifties still looking as though they were in their twenties by now.


We do, it's called booze :)

/likes some older women
//not that one, so much
 
2014-02-03 10:16:51 AM  
68 and YES.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
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