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(SFGate)   A 62-year-old gray-haired lingerie model? You'd still jump those bones   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 139
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2014-02-02 05:38:13 AM  
No, I would not. And I feel very confident in my heterosexuality in saying that.
 
2014-02-02 05:44:43 AM  
She's no Helen Mirren; thats for sure.
 
2014-02-02 07:44:07 AM  
Meh. Might hit it, just because.
 
2014-02-02 08:11:32 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-02-02 08:13:18 AM  
Nope!

i131.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-02 08:30:39 AM  
www.rockol.it

Emmylou Harris looks better.
 
2014-02-02 09:22:34 AM  
Do not click on the slide show below, sure many women who aged very well and with style, but a couple of fright masks.

/hope my wife ages as gracefully.
 
2014-02-02 09:39:54 AM  
All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?
 
2014-02-02 09:45:23 AM  
I'd like to see her naked to be sure.  I bet she's got acute angina.
 
2014-02-02 10:01:51 AM  
Wait for a mature thread to pop up on /s/. You'll see dozens more sexagenarians hotter than her.
 
2014-02-02 10:42:58 AM  
No, I would not, subby. And I may not think about sex now for like a whole five minutes.
 
2014-02-02 10:45:59 AM  

RexTalionis: [www.rockol.it image 480x360]

Emmylou Harris looks better.


Oh HELL yes.
 
2014-02-02 10:49:17 AM  
I wanted to come in here and make a joke about flagpole sitting and brewing moonshine in the bathtub during prohibition with Jacky Underoos in TFA up there but I figure if I actually make it to 62, I'll probably look like a bar of melted white chocolate.  So, I don't think I really have any room to criticize.  Yeah, I'd throw her a bone.
 
2014-02-02 11:15:56 AM  

edmo: All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?


Oh i'm sure... sure that when i'm 60, I won't be banging that - Ill be banging something 20 years younger for sure.
 
2014-02-02 11:16:07 AM  
FTFHL: A 62-year-old gray-haired lingerie model? You'd still jump those bones

Depends.
 
2014-02-02 11:16:55 AM  
I think it's cool they chose an older model.
 
2014-02-02 11:18:24 AM  
She looks like she owns lots of cats.
 
2014-02-02 11:18:58 AM  
proof again that easy access to pornography has completely desensitised involuntarily abstinent young men to normal sexual imagery
 
2014-02-02 11:19:17 AM  
I dont think she is wearing enough lipstick.
 
2014-02-02 11:20:03 AM  
How many of you Farkers are certain your dicks will still be working when you're 62 years old? And that women 20 or 30 years younger than you will want to fark you then?
 
2014-02-02 11:21:11 AM  

RexTalionis: Emmylou Harris looks better.


Eh, she could still cure my seven inch ache.
 
2014-02-02 11:21:27 AM  
Does she look good for her age? Yes definitely. Is she sexy? Eh, not really. She looks good, and for an ad I'm surprised the stylist didn't do more work on her. They left her looking plain.
 
2014-02-02 11:21:39 AM  
The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.
 
2014-02-02 11:21:46 AM  
www.celebutopia.net

The Uptown Girl is 60 yrs old
 
2014-02-02 11:22:17 AM  

FizixJunkee: How many of you Farkers are certain your dicks will still be working when you're 62 years old? And that women 20 or 30 years younger than you will want to fark you then?


Because money.
 
2014-02-02 11:22:21 AM  

blog.sfgate.com

I'm ready for my close up Mr. DeMille

 
2014-02-02 11:22:36 AM  

skinink: Does she look good for her age? Yes definitely. Is she sexy? Eh, not really. She looks good, and for an ad I'm surprised the stylist didn't do more work on her. They left her looking plain.


American Apparel ads often look plain.  It's their signature.
 
2014-02-02 11:24:39 AM  

cabbyman: The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.


The best thing about sex with older women is they're truly appreciative of the attention.
 
2014-02-02 11:25:01 AM  
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-02 11:25:50 AM  

Prey4reign: cabbyman: The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.

The best thing about sex with older women is they're truly appreciative of the attention.


they don't swell
they don't tell
and they're grateful as hell
 
2014-02-02 11:26:52 AM  
My coworker is from Laos and figured she was only a couple years past me, somewhere in her early 40s. Turns out she's 62.
It sort of gave me hope, as I figured this was their destiny:


www.thenewcanadians.com
 
2014-02-02 11:28:15 AM  

Prey4reign: cabbyman: The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.

The best thing about sex with older women is they're truly appreciative of the attention.


Not always, but it is amusing when the young, stupid ones think they're flattering us with their feeble' attempts.
 
2014-02-02 11:28:32 AM  

RexTalionis: [www.rockol.it image 480x360]

Emmylou Harris looks better.


Emmylou Harris is friggin lovely.
 
2014-02-02 11:29:21 AM  
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-02 11:30:31 AM  
What did I ever do to subby?
 
2014-02-02 11:30:52 AM  

letrole: proof again that easy access to pornography has completely desensitised involuntarily abstinent young men to normal sexual imagery


Not to mention the fact that there is no one in this thread probably remotely close to being 60 years old themselves.  What kind of answers was subby expecting?
 
2014-02-02 11:31:07 AM  

edmo: All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?


I am 60. Nope. I chase them younger. I was not one for women my age anyway.
 
2014-02-02 11:32:01 AM  

Hobodeluxe: The Uptown Girl is 60 yrs old


Came to mention this.

Also, I think CB sold her soul yo the devil to look that good.
 
2014-02-02 11:32:58 AM  
When a website has over 13 "Noscript" blocks in place I don't even bother trying to get it to work.

I did see an old lady (sixtyish) at the gym the other day with remarkably long muscular thin legs heading to the tennis court.  I'm fairly certain she caught me doing a double take.
 
2014-02-02 11:34:42 AM  
Being 69 years old I'd say yea, I'd jump that kid.
 
2014-02-02 11:35:23 AM  
I'd do a 62 year old in a heart beat, almost did, but just not that one.
 
2014-02-02 11:35:38 AM  

FizixJunkee: How many of you Farkers are certain your dicks will still be working when you're 62 years old? And that women 20 or 30 years younger than you will want to fark you then?


Because in many other cultures outside of North America, women prefer older men for experience and maturity.  It is not always about the money.
 
2014-02-02 11:35:57 AM  
Nope.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-02 11:36:34 AM  
Nope. And I'm 52+.
So is my gal, and she is so very much prettier than that pic.
And no gray hair.
And has nice bewbies.
And doesn't have that 'hard' look, for lack of a better term, that seems to be what so many models have.
Why do so many models put themselves together in a way that kills any semblance of 'warm and soft and womanly'.


/Lucky me? Damned straight skippy.
//pics?forget it.go get your fapping pics elsewhere
 
2014-02-02 11:38:01 AM  

edmo: All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?




When I was a kid, I used to wonder if I would find old women attractive when I was old myself. I can't say for certain what the future holds, but now that I'm 48, my tastes in what I find physically attractive have not changed since my teens. The future isn't as good as it used to be; we should have had anti aging drugs that would have women in their fifties still looking as though they were in their twenties by now.
 
2014-02-02 11:38:07 AM  
I threw up in my mouth
 
2014-02-02 11:38:12 AM  

Hobodeluxe: Prey4reign: cabbyman: The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.

The best thing about sex with older women is they're truly appreciative of the attention.

they don't swell
they don't tell
and they're grateful as hell

So give me an older woman every time.

Ah! the old Benny Hill refrain.  A classic.  Had you not posted it, I would have.

Being 61 myself, I'd gladly hit Ms. O'Shaughnessy - if she'd have me.  Face it, most women don't age nearly so well as she has, neither do men.

As the youngsters dissing her today become no longer youngsters, they'll also become no longer so picky.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-02 11:38:39 AM  

Literally Addicted: Hobodeluxe: The Uptown Girl is 60 yrs old

Came to mention this.

Also, I think CB sold her soul yo the devil to look that good.


She didn't have to, she was married to Billy, so that counts as living in hell. She gets a pass, 'cause he is an ass.
 
2014-02-02 11:38:51 AM  
NO SUBS, but there are some that are older that i would FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD please see below:

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2014-02-02 11:38:55 AM  

Ker_Thwap: When a website has over 13 "Noscript" blocks in place I don't even bother trying to get it to work.


-Yeah, it took a lot of temporary allowances to get the picture to show, and it wasn't really worth it.  Bit of a pain, but I can't imagine surfing without NoScript.
 
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