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2014-02-02 08:18:49 AM
3 votes:
The basset hound also got laziest, so my dog is stupid and lazy. I bet if he could buy his own beer he would fit in here.
2014-02-02 01:53:36 PM
2 votes:
My girlfriend has a Bedlington terrier. It's a stupid, weird-looking, inbred dog. Pic not of hers

ashcrofterriers.com


Typical visit to her place:

OMG STRANGER! Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

a little while later: hey guy, I'll lie down on your lap for a while and please pet me

*sudden realization*

Wait a minute -- OMG STRANGER! bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

5 minutes later....

hey guy, I'll lie down on your lap for a while and please pet me

*sudden realization*

Wait a minute -- OMG STRANGER! bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

5 minutes later ....

hey guy, I'll lie down on your lap for a while and please pet me

Wait a minute -- OMG STRANGER! bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

repeat all day
2014-02-02 12:27:39 PM
2 votes:
I have a rescue dog from the S.P.C.A. and am not sure what breed she is. She loves the water.
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2014-02-02 09:12:03 AM
2 votes:
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

--Jack Handey
2014-02-02 09:01:36 AM
2 votes:

EvilEgg: The basset hound also got laziest, so my dog is stupid and lazy. I bet if he could buy his own beer he would fit in here.


I have a good friend who had a pair of bassets that were possibly the laziest dogs I've ever known. Except...he lived next to a cow pasture and as soon as he let them outside the male would sprint to the closest pile of Coe shiat he could find. Once arriving at his destination he would, not quite roll do much as dive, back first, into the often still warm shiat.
But other than that he was the type of dog that would howl because he was laying on his nuts, but wouldn't move because it took too much effort.
2014-02-02 08:49:12 AM
2 votes:

Big Ramifications: // dnrtfa how did I go?


Full retard, that's how you go
2014-02-02 02:50:52 PM
1 votes:
Still not sure where Shar-Peis should be on that list, if at all.

My dog is smart enough to stop and think things through before doing. She's also dumb enough to eat three feet of paper towel, and run face first into a chain link fence.

/It was a delicate thing, pulling three feet of paper towel out of my dog's ass.
//She got a good roto-rootering for it, anyways...
2014-02-02 02:36:41 PM
1 votes:
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2014-02-02 01:07:56 PM
1 votes:
My husky/border collie/chow mix is crazy smart, and a total conspiracy theorist. She connects the strangest events -- got freaked out by a motorboat's wake passing on a river once in Louisiana, and now absolutely refuses to get close to the ocean because of the waves. Is highly suspicious of guys in hats and sunglasses. Expects me to howl with her whenever she hears coyotes (not so much conspiracy theorist there, but it always cracks me up). Glares at me when I offer her water after short walks, because she connects it to me telling her to get back in the car in the middle of long road trips when she still wants to run around and sniff stuff. Being on a leash when meeting other dogs = other dog is evil and she has to turn into a raving Cujo-sounding maniac; being off leash when meeting other dogs = other dog is cool new buddy.

Love her to bits, but she's a nut. I'm pretty sure she believes in black helicopters and chem-trails.
2014-02-02 10:22:12 AM
1 votes:

CheetahOlivetti: neongoats: CheetahOlivetti: I have a chihuahua/yellow lab mix. Size of a chihuahua and personality of a lab. I'm really glad it's not the other way around.

Seriously? Was the mom a lab or a chi? What kind of acrobatics were involved in creating that litter?


Dunno, but I'm sure it was hilarious. We got her from a shelter. Chihuahua face with a heavier body and very obvious labrador coat. She's a cuddler, and she loves everyone she meets.


That's great. My sister has a yellow lab and he would be hilarious if he was chi sized, the big goof.
2014-02-02 10:08:19 AM
1 votes:

CheetahOlivetti: I have a chihuahua/yellow lab mix. Size of a chihuahua and personality of a lab. I'm really glad it's not the other way around.


Seriously? Was the mom a lab or a chi? What kind of acrobatics were involved in creating that litter?
2014-02-02 09:59:59 AM
1 votes:

Big Ramifications: Last time I remember this sorta "smart / dumb dog" list being presented....

....afterwards I saw a few TV interviews with EXTREMELY BUTT HURT Afgahn Hound breeders, trying to justifying their v.gey hobby of breeding tard-dogs Hahahaha!! Dumbest. Dog. Eva. No excuses.


www.breedfreak.com
2014-02-02 09:11:39 AM
1 votes:
My malamutes don't seem to grasp the concept of "fetch".

"If you wanted it so bad, why did you throw it over there?"
2014-02-02 08:56:21 AM
1 votes:
We often dog-sit our neighbor's pug. He is super friendly and awesome, but you definitely get the feeling that the lights are on but nobody's home.

His prime directive seems to be "put my butt on it". No matter what it is, he will sit on it.
2014-02-02 08:40:19 AM
1 votes:

relaxitsjustme: I'm amazed that Greyhound isn't on that list.


This.

/Dalmatians should be on there as well
2014-02-02 08:10:00 AM
1 votes:
I have a basset hound, it's not they're stupid, it's that they just don't care.

/ or he could just be stupid.
 
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