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(Chicago Trib)   Chris Christie booed at Super Bowl pre-event. No word if he'll find a way to shut down roads surrounding the stadium   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 91
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2014-02-02 12:05:55 AM
Take me home
Closed down roads
To the place
I belong

I wanna be be the president
Not just a resident
Of the Garden State
Chemical dump.
 
2014-02-02 12:42:21 AM
He mistakenly showed up to Metlife Stadium instead of Fetlife Stadium, where abusing your position is what turns them on.
 
2014-02-02 12:46:03 AM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: He mistakenly showed up to Metlife Stadium instead of Fetlife Stadium, where abusing your position is what turns them on.


+1
 
2014-02-02 12:46:16 AM
If he positioned himself correctly I believe he could block at most three lanes... so there's that.
 
2014-02-02 12:47:42 AM
So I'm guesing he wouldn't even show in the primaries? He doesn't look Presidential and well if Nixon sweaty on camera ruined him Cristie sure wouldn't go anywhere past Governor.
 
2014-02-02 12:47:42 AM
Wow dude. You really suck at life!
 
2014-02-02 12:49:38 AM
when you boo me, you boo 'Murica and all the countries we blow up for its freedom
i.imgur.com

/Aw, Mods be done deleting our fun. Boooooooooo
 
2014-02-02 12:52:32 AM
A sweaty, angry, morbidly obese guy who runs a landfill state, running the country? Sounds like a guy who truly represents much of America!
 
2014-02-02 12:53:07 AM
Except for events that are put on to specifically honor a politician, or events that have a somber tone, people always boo politicians. It seems to happen even to politicians who aren't under a cloud of controversy.
 
2014-02-02 12:54:47 AM
It's still a long way to the primaries, and besides someone like Bill Clinton not only won his party's nomination after some especially damaging revelations, he won the General Election. Christie could still be the best Republican candidate in the 2016 field.
 
2014-02-02 12:55:55 AM
Subby,
You really think he would hinder traffic to a location with that many buffets?
 
2014-02-02 12:56:30 AM
Here's what I don't understand: why did everyone that had a beef against Christie wait until a bombshell revelation to air out the dirty laundry? Is this like Mario Bros. where Mario has to hit the Koopa from underneath before kicking him over?

/Christie got POW blocked
 
2014-02-02 12:59:22 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: So I'm guesing he wouldn't even show in the primaries? He doesn't look Presidential and well if Nixon sweaty on camera ruined him Cristie sure wouldn't go anywhere past Governor.


Yeah, his political career is done.  He made his name as a "liberal" "republican", by appearing, en masse *just him* next to the president, and by being a New Jersey Republican governor... nobody has his back.

Don't get me wrong, this sort of scandal should undermine a politician's career.
 
2014-02-02 12:59:59 AM
www.sanfranciscosentinel.com
 
2014-02-02 01:03:57 AM
I didn't hear "I'LL SHOVE 13 CHEESEBURGERS DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!". Fake. Insubordination; Churlish.
 
2014-02-02 01:07:01 AM

Sneakernets: Here's what I don't understand: why did everyone that had a beef against Christie wait until a bombshell revelation to air out the dirty laundry? Is this like Mario Bros. where Mario has to hit the Koopa from underneath before kicking him over?


Because fear will keep the local systems in line. There was nothing to gain for anybody to come forward with anything beforehand because it would have just meant more retaliation. Once prison terms started being bandied about, the equation changed. Blood is in the water, and the smaller sharks can start to take bites with impunity because Christie's hands are tied from smacking them down.

It helps to think of New Jersey politics like an organized crime family. Once racketeering charges are in play, it's every man for themselves.
 
2014-02-02 01:13:12 AM

electricjebus: tinfoil-hat maggie: So I'm guesing he wouldn't even show in the primaries? He doesn't look Presidential and well if Nixon sweaty on camera ruined him Cristie sure wouldn't go anywhere past Governor.

Yeah, his political career is done.  He made his name as a "liberal" "republican", by appearing, en masse *just him* next to the president, and by being a New Jersey Republican governor... nobody has his back.

Don't get me wrong, this sort of scandal should undermine a politician's career.


Oh I understand that for sure but well...
 
2014-02-02 01:18:11 AM
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Would someone please replace Ford's head with Christie's?
 
2014-02-02 01:18:46 AM
 
2014-02-02 01:19:39 AM

skinink: It's still a long way to the primaries, and besides someone like Bill Clinton not only won his party's nomination after some especially damaging revelations, he won the General Election. Christie could still be the best Republican candidate in the 2016 field.


That's like saying he's the best STD out of the bunch.
 
2014-02-02 01:20:41 AM
What do you mean, "No beer sales after the 1st quarter???"
 
2014-02-02 01:31:24 AM

vudukungfu: Take me home Closed down roads To the placeI belong I wanna be be the president Not just a resident Of the Garden State Chemical dump.


Nice one! New Jersey...superfund papa. Take me home.
 
2014-02-02 01:32:31 AM

cretinbob: We.re going to need more busses


Hilarious read. Wouldn't Christie have known about all that junk before he appointed him?
 
2014-02-02 01:33:37 AM

Sneakernets: Here's what I don't understand: why did everyone that had a beef against Christie wait until a bombshell revelation to air out the dirty laundry? Is this like Mario Bros. where Mario has to hit the Koopa from underneath before kicking him over?

/Christie got POW blocked


Probably because they thought what happened to them was an isolated incident. It's like the sexual harassing manager who catches every women at the office with something or another. Every woman thinks what happened to her was an isolated incident. When one finally speaks up, the rest all go, "Hey, he did that to me as well!" And that's how it snowballs.

/The non-sexual meaning of snowballing.
 
2014-02-02 01:36:17 AM
They were shouting "Boooouuurns(his bridges)!"
 
2014-02-02 01:37:55 AM
Pull the sales permit for all spirits at the venu, have DUI checkpoints in both directions. Have drug dogs check all the limos and bus transports, they are already going after him so it costs nothing to fark with the people. Tell the state police arrest EVRY known bookie have the cell towers shut down for inspection check the safety inspection tag on every car on the lot. Have tow trucks to impound cars limos and buses have health inspectors check every vendor at the stadium.
 
2014-02-02 01:42:10 AM

Duke_leto_Atredes: Pull the sales permit for all spirits at the venu, have DUI checkpoints in both directions. Have drug dogs check all the limos and bus transports, they are already going after him so it costs nothing to fark with the people. Tell the state police arrest EVRY known bookie have the cell towers shut down for inspection check the safety inspection tag on every car on the lot. Have tow trucks to impound cars limos and buses have health inspectors check every vendor at the stadium.


I think maybe it might be time to lay down and get some sleep. Just sayin'.

*tussles hair*

Get some rest, champ.
 
2014-02-02 01:43:25 AM
America is the garbage dump of civilization
 
2014-02-02 01:46:16 AM
He should start smoking crack. It works in Toronto.
 
2014-02-02 01:47:34 AM
*carries  some_beer_drinker off to bed*

Nighty-night, sweetheart. Get some rest.
 
2014-02-02 01:47:40 AM
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/shamelessly stol-er, borrowed from an earlier thread
 
2014-02-02 02:04:28 AM
More, more, please give us more!
 
2014-02-02 02:30:54 AM

TinyFist: Duke_leto_Atredes: Pull the sales permit for all spirits at the venu, have DUI checkpoints in both directions. Have drug dogs check all the limos and bus transports, they are already going after him so it costs nothing to fark with the people. Tell the state police arrest EVRY known bookie have the cell towers shut down for inspection check the safety inspection tag on every car on the lot. Have tow trucks to impound cars limos and buses have health inspectors check every vendor at the stadium.

I think maybe it might be time to lay down and get some sleep. Just sayin'.

*tussles hair*

Get some rest, champ.


Omg that was beautiful
 
2014-02-02 02:38:18 AM
shut

   Down

         EVERYTHING!
 
2014-02-02 02:56:23 AM

zzottt: TinyFist: Duke_leto_Atredes: Pull the sales permit for all spirits at the venu, have DUI checkpoints in both directions. Have drug dogs check all the limos and bus transports, they are already going after him so it costs nothing to fark with the people. Tell the state police arrest EVRY known bookie have the cell towers shut down for inspection check the safety inspection tag on every car on the lot. Have tow trucks to impound cars limos and buses have health inspectors check every vendor at the stadium.

I think maybe it might be time to lay down and get some sleep. Just sayin'.

*tussles hair*

Get some rest, champ.

Omg that was beautiful


Very nice
My dislike for New Jersey knows no bounds. The mutant life forms that are there. The chemical smell that lingers the brown schmutz in the air. Let them die
 
2014-02-02 02:56:47 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-02 02:58:31 AM
Booed in NYC?  He'll never get re-elected!
 
2014-02-02 02:59:58 AM

Sneakernets: Here's what I don't understand: why did everyone that had a beef against Christie wait until a bombshell revelation to air out the dirty laundry? Is this like Mario Bros. where Mario has to hit the Koopa from underneath before kicking him over?

/Christie got POW blocked


They were afraid of retaliation.  Now there's blood in the water.
 
2014-02-02 03:29:43 AM
You know who else knew nothing about what went on?

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Ok, are we done with this lane closure thing?  It's really getting old.
 
2014-02-02 03:30:59 AM
booing? what booing? more like wishful thinking on the part of the article writer.
 
2014-02-02 03:58:45 AM
Karma, paging Chris...
 
2014-02-02 04:45:30 AM

Bigdogdaddy: You know who else knew nothing about what went on?



Ok, are we done with this lane closure thing?  It's really getting old.


Speaking of 'old', an elderly woman died in her car while waiting in that mess.

This is why some people get into politics: to flex their little muscles.

F 'em. Vote him out to pasture.
 
2014-02-02 05:10:06 AM
Reading some of those Facebook comments make me wonder if there wasn't a fork in the development of humanity. Humans barely seem human to me anymore.
 
2014-02-02 05:10:35 AM

Ready-set: Bigdogdaddy: You know who else knew nothing about what went on?



Ok, are we done with this lane closure thing?  It's really getting old.

Speaking of 'old', an elderly woman died in her car while waiting in that mess.

This is why some people get into politics: to flex their little muscles.

F 'em. Vote him out to pasture.


I was wrong: the woman died waiting for paramedics who were stuck in that mess. Please adjust the argument accordingly.
 
2014-02-02 05:35:32 AM
I think someone should make a tribute song to the tune of Mister Crowley by Ozzy but called Governor Christy. That would work well in the parody dimension.
/if talk radio steals this idea I will stab them with tiny steel knives
 
2014-02-02 05:44:26 AM
I would make a trade with Canada.  Chris Chistie for Rob Ford.  At least I could party with Ford.
 
2014-02-02 05:54:18 AM
So in a year or two will he have his redemption? Damn its been a while since I saw a political fall like that, one day the GOP golden boy to its bain.
 
2014-02-02 06:06:31 AM

groppet: So in a year or two will he have his redemption? Damn its been a while since I saw a political fall like that, one day the GOP golden boy to its bain.


It would have served the political purposes better to let him live and run with this and then shoot him down mid election. I'm evil like that.
 
2014-02-02 06:48:08 AM

Duke_leto_Atredes: Pull the sales permit for all spirits at the venu, have DUI checkpoints in both directions. Have drug dogs check all the limos and bus transports, they are already going after him so it costs nothing to fark with the people. Tell the state police arrest EVRY known bookie have the cell towers shut down for inspection check the safety inspection tag on every car on the lot. Have tow trucks to impound cars limos and buses have health inspectors check every vendor at the stadium.


you forgot to drug test the teams
 
2014-02-02 07:10:00 AM
FTA: Christie's introduction was met with a chorus of audible boos and chants of support from the thousands of people gathered in the area.

Nice to see that greenlit submissions are coming from people who understand reading comprehension and do not accept anything that MSNBC tells them as gospel.
 
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