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(Daily Mail)   British politics is quite kinky, and giggity. I'll be in Hitler's Bunker   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 23
    More: Obvious, Hitler, Mr Pollard, Nazis, Government of the United Kingdom, Catwoman, Miss Jones, Grant Shapps, antisemitisms  
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2622 clicks; posted to Politics » on 02 Feb 2014 at 1:55 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-01 11:29:59 PM  
You know who else also had a bunker? Oh, wait. Nevermind.
 
2014-02-01 11:36:56 PM  
That chick knows how to party.
 
2014-02-01 11:50:53 PM  
Revealed: Racy 'Catwoman' lover of Nazi shame Tory MP was on the committee that cleared him over his French stag-do lies... as video emerges of his friends chanting 'Hitler'

Was this headline written by David Lynch?! WTF does it mean?
 
2014-02-01 11:59:15 PM  

Sid_6.7: Revealed: Racy 'Catwoman' lover of Nazi shame Tory MP was on the committee that cleared him over his French stag-do lies... as video emerges of his friends chanting 'Hitler'

Was this headline written by David Lynch?! WTF does it mean?


Racy 'Catwoman' lover of Nazi shame Tory MP

Racy 'Catwoman' lover of Nazi shame Tory MP

Racy 'Catwoman' lover of Nazi shame Tory MP

*mybrainisfulloffark.jpg*
 
2014-02-02 02:09:46 AM  
I think I'll wait for a coherent news source to cover this, and explain it.
 
2014-02-02 02:11:06 AM  
Provocative: Miss Jones - dressed as a St Trinian's schoolgirl - drapes herself over a university pool table

Okay, that part I understood. The rest was unreadable rubbish.
 
2014-02-02 02:26:05 AM  
I have to admit, Daily Fail's URLs never give me a damned clue as to what their articles are actually about...
 
2014-02-02 02:36:14 AM  
/Godwin
 
2014-02-02 03:09:47 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Most British person to have ever Britished.
 
2014-02-02 03:29:35 AM  
Geschehen in einem!
 
2014-02-02 03:42:30 AM  

quatchi: Provocative: Miss Jones - dressed as a St Trinian's schoolgirl - drapes herself over a university pool table

Okay, that part I understood. The rest was unreadable rubbish.


Daily FAIL
 
2014-02-02 09:31:02 AM  

Sid_6.7: Revealed: Racy 'Catwoman' lover of Nazi shame Tory MP was on the committee that cleared him over his French stag-do lies... as video emerges of his friends chanting 'Hitler'

Was this headline written by David Lynch?! WTF does it mean?


The Tory* MP's** fiancé was*** on the committee that investigated whether the MP did anything wrong, and found that he didn't.

* UK Conservative party.
** Member of Parliament, about equivalent to the US House of Representatives.
*** 'was' and in 'previously' it seems she resigned before the investigation but they're not sure exactly when or why and she's not telling anyone.
 
2014-02-02 09:37:26 AM  
Well, a google search of "catwoman + hitler" revealed a mishmash of random superhero pictures and some hyperlinked photos from the article.

Internet, I am disappoint.
 
2014-02-02 09:52:27 AM  

Iczer: I have to admit, Daily Fail's URLs never give me a damned clue as to what their articles are actually about...


The rest of the article was the same word-salad mess.

If I'm parsing it correctly, some Member of Parliament went to a stag party that was also a costume party, and a lot of the men there dressed in Nazi costumes.  Much drinking and stupidity and(maybe?)kink happened that night because, you know, stag party.

Because HITLER!!!!11 the MP had to explain himself to an official investigation, kind of like how Rob Ford gets investigated for being a crackhead but on a vastly different scale.  He gave a sloppy story because nobody tells the truth about that kind of party (they don't REMEMBER the truth, for one) but the person heading the investigation let his contradictions and confusions slide.  Apparently the REASON she let it slide is the investigator and the MP are/were farkin' and maybe she was even AT the party in a crappy catwoman costume.

Moving on my GED in internet law tells me that British law probably can't do more than publicly shame the guy for doing politically incorrect things and hurt him next time he runs for office, but the story, "MP involved in Nazi sex dungeon party with kinky catwoman dominatrix who then unethically uses her position to say he is a very good boy," is a lot more in-line with the Daily Fail than, "MP and girlfriend may be involved in conflict-of-interest case."
 
2014-02-02 10:00:16 AM  
Ooh planning a little excursion are we Mr Hilter?
 
2014-02-02 10:01:14 AM  

Sid_6.7: Revealed: Racy 'Catwoman' lover of Nazi shame Tory MP was on the committee that cleared him over his French stag-do lies... as video emerges of his friends chanting 'Hitler'

Was this headline written by David Lynch?! WTF does it mean?


I thought the Brits were supposed to be the true masters of the English language.
 
2014-02-02 10:02:03 AM  
Wealthy British engaging in upper class twit competitions?  I'm, "shocked, shocked!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSqkdcT25ss
 
2014-02-02 10:34:26 AM  

TheBigJerk: Iczer: I have to admit, Daily Fail's URLs never give me a damned clue as to what their articles are actually about...

The rest of the article was the same word-salad mess.

If I'm parsing it correctly, some Member of Parliament went to a stag party that was also a costume party, and a lot of the men there dressed in Nazi costumes.  Much drinking and stupidity and(maybe?)kink happened that night because, you know, stag party.

Because HITLER!!!!11 the MP had to explain himself to an official investigation, kind of like how Rob Ford gets investigated for being a crackhead but on a vastly different scale.  He gave a sloppy story because nobody tells the truth about that kind of party (they don't REMEMBER the truth, for one) but the person heading the investigation let his contradictions and confusions slide.  Apparently the REASON she let it slide is the investigator and the MP are/were farkin' and maybe she was even AT the party in a crappy catwoman costume.

Moving on my GED in internet law tells me that British law probably can't do more than publicly shame the guy for doing politically incorrect things and hurt him next time he runs for office, but the story, "MP involved in Nazi sex dungeon party with kinky catwoman dominatrix who then unethically uses her position to say he is a very good boy," is a lot more in-line with the Daily Fail than, "MP and girlfriend may be involved in conflict-of-interest case."


Also, British conservatives are a lot more fun at parties than our conservatives.
 
2014-02-02 10:51:58 AM  
So, the Mail dug through this guy's fiancee's Facebook pictures? Hard-hitting journalism, right there.
 
2014-02-02 10:54:40 AM  

SN1987a goes boom: Sid_6.7: Revealed: Racy 'Catwoman' lover of Nazi shame Tory MP was on the committee that cleared him over his French stag-do lies... as video emerges of his friends chanting 'Hitler'

Was this headline written by David Lynch?! WTF does it mean?

I thought the Brits were supposed to be the true masters of the English language.


Clearly, this headline is so advanced that mere mortals such as we cannot even begin to comprehend it.
 
2014-02-02 12:33:06 PM  
The original German article was butchered in translation, by the brother of that sign language interpreter from Mandela's funeral.
 
2014-02-02 04:41:39 PM  
Revealed: Racy 'Catwoman' lover of Nazi shame Tory MP was on the committee that cleared him over his French stag-do lies... as video emerges of his friends chanting 'Hitler'

Grammar and punctuation and sentence structure and parts of speech are your friends.
 
2014-02-03 07:04:09 AM  
You know who else would accuse people based on insinuations regarding their associates?
 
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