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(The New York Times)   Woody Allen's adoptive daughter gives new disturbing details on the sexual abuse he allegedly inflicted on her   (kristof.blogs.nytimes.com) divider line 36
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2014-02-02 06:51:40 AM  
9 votes:

log_jammin: broktune: So, that pic of him with her on his lap at a game was just a one off moment?

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/woody-allen-and-daughte r- bechet-dumaine-allen-attend-san-news-photo/79675825

NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 08: Woody Allen and daughter Bechet Dumaine Allen attend San Antonio Spurs vs NY Knicks game at Madison Square Garden in New York City on February 8, 2008. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)


To be fair, they all look alike
2014-02-02 03:10:13 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgflip.com
2014-02-02 12:02:16 PM  
2 votes:
Special thanks to Darth Macho, who Boobiesed this:

If you want "Star Wars vs. Annie Hall" outrage look at how the public treats the creators.

Woody Allen: molests his daughter while grooming his adopted daughter to be his wife; makes a movie about a neurotic New Yorker. Result: acclaimed by fans as genius and hailed as a visionary artist.

George Lucas: adopts children, donates to charities and by all accounts is an ethical man; makes a movie with Jar Jar Binks. Result: reviled by fans as a monster and will have to be buried in concrete to avoid corpse desecration.

Think on that.
2014-02-02 09:11:56 AM  
2 votes:
I love threads about trains

www.atlaso.com
2014-02-02 03:07:42 AM  
2 votes:
When Woody Allen's affair with Soon-Yi was made public, Frank Sinatra asked Mia Farrow if she'd like him to break Woody Allen's legs.

Too bad Sinatra didn't actually do it.
2014-02-02 12:39:31 AM  
2 votes:
Reminds me of the old joke about Woody Allen's films being released in a single set. The set will be designed to be like him in that it comes in a small yellow box.

/aisle seat
2014-02-01 11:56:17 PM  
2 votes:
What a monster. Who names a girl "Dylan"?
2014-02-01 10:59:59 PM  
2 votes:
If it's true, call the police. There's literally nothing you can tell me about Woody Allen short of actionable crimes I don't already just assume. He's like a mix of Garey Busey weird, Mel Brooks Jewish, and Jeff Dahlmer creepy.
2014-02-01 10:36:48 PM  
2 votes:
On the one hand, anyone with some sort of grudge can make any allegation to anyone and even if it's false, he or she (usually he), will have a scarlet letter on him forever.

On the other hand fark Woody Allen, Annie Hall beat Star Wars for best picture.
2014-02-03 11:05:06 AM  
1 votes:

Phoenix_M: nocturnal001: So yeah...a guy who we all know banged and then married (he married her right) one adopted daughter is accused by the other of being raped by him.

You are a moron if you don't think that there is a chance she is telling the truth. He obviously has boundary issues and is likely a pedo.

He didn't marry his adopted daughter. He married the adult adopted daughter of his ex girl friend whom he didn't meet until she was a teenager.



It wasn't "his girlfriend" it was a woman whom he had a child with. Close enough to a wife in my book, making the adopted girl his adopted daughter by default. His son considered Soon his sister.  In either case if you knew somebody personally that did that you would think it was creepy. For some reason celebrities get a pass on this kind of stuff. This is not healthy behavior.

Oh yeah, I remember meeting the love of my life. She was 14 and I was 40. I just knew one day that I would bang her.

Definitely a real class act and not a weirdo at all.
2014-02-02 09:42:19 PM  
1 votes:
Woody Allen casts himself as the old man who has relationships with pretty young starlets.  Every.  Time.  Don't tell me that's not wish fulfillment.
2014-02-02 08:32:39 PM  
1 votes:
Dear Prudence/Penthouse forum

I was in the attic one morning playing with my trains, when my world famous father came in...
2014-02-02 05:46:43 PM  
1 votes:

Kyosuke: Fano: Wait, isn't Dylan the one that claimed Soon Yi was "legally retarded"?

Yup, but we can ignore that as a lie because it wasn't about Woody.


Legally retarded is a compliment.  Illegally retarded is an insult.  Or, as I prefer to call them, undocumented retard.
2014-02-02 05:17:43 PM  
1 votes:

Fano: Wait, isn't Dylan the one that claimed Soon Yi was "legally retarded"?


Yup, but we can ignore that as a lie because it wasn't about Woody.
2014-02-02 05:11:08 PM  
1 votes:

theflatline: mongbiohazard: Well we already knew Woody Allen was creepy, and anyone with half a brain knew it was pretty farked up that he'd end up hooked up with his adopted daughter.... But DAMN. I almost got physically ill reading that and thinking about how he's still fawned over.

Then I read this thread and got sick to my stomach all over again. Whenever someone is famous there are always some certain percentage of people who will cast all common sense and reason in to the wind to defend them. It's pretty predictable, but it's still farked up.

Except she was never his adopted daughter...  Some people like to forgo facts to drum up a witchunt and pull out the torches and pitchforks.

Just like the pic that people continue to post with the little asian girl in his lap, was not her.



Oh yeah, you're totally right. He never actually adopter her, he just helped raise her from the age of 8 as he was in a relationship with her adopted mother. That's totally not creepy and suspect at all. No siree bob. Not one bit....

And you complain about other people who like to "forgo facts". Sheesh. He's not going to let you suck his dick, dude... I mean, unless you're a 10 year old girl, in which case it sounds like you might have a pretty good shot.
2014-02-02 02:49:25 PM  
1 votes:

Bith Set Me Up: Woody Allen: molests his daughter while grooming his adopted daughter to be his wife; makes a movie about a neurotic New Yorker. Result: acclaimed by fans as genius and hailed as a visionary artist.

George Lucas: adopts children, donates to charities and by all accounts is an ethical man; makes a movie with Jar Jar Binks. Result: reviled by fans as a monster and will have to be buried in concrete to avoid corpse desecration.


Let's add up the effect of Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones. Millions of people saw them. Of those at least a million hated them. So, let's say 4 hours in the cinema, that's 4 million hours wasted. Assuming a human lifespan of 80 years, that's like killing 6 people.

So, even if Woody abused his daughter, George Lucas is a much greater criminal.
2014-02-02 12:11:51 PM  
1 votes:

Frederick: But I can say this with all certainty.  I have never cared for Woody Allen's work.  He's like Mel Brooks only without the funny.


THIS.

/ for some reason, I just don't find neurotic NYC characters amusing....(just punchable)
2014-02-02 10:05:08 AM  
1 votes:

Egalitarian: read the Daily Beast article. The author threw in so much other smarmy stuff, it's obvious he's biased in favor of Woody.


Yeah, that was what I thought too, this being my favorite:

FTA: "The only parent-child tensions I've been privy to are that his girls think their father's mean for not letting them have a dog, and that he's an idiot for not knowing how to work a computer. Lest anyone accuse me of being in Woody's pocket, I'll confess that I side with his kids on both counts."

'Look at me, I'm an impartial judge of whether Woody Allen molested a kid because, get this, I think he's crap at using computers'
2014-02-02 09:33:18 AM  
1 votes:
Thanks, Dylan.  Now I have Ozzy's "Mr. Tinkertrain" stuck in my head.

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/ozzyosbourne/mrtinkertrain.html
2014-02-02 08:58:39 AM  
1 votes:
Kind of off topic - but saw Ronan Farrow on Real Time Friday night.

If that kid doesn't have Sinatra's DNA in him, I'll eat a bug!
2014-02-02 07:25:17 AM  
1 votes:

BeatrixK: Elmo Jones: I'll just leave this, if anyone is interested.

THIS!


I'll just leave this, if anyone is interested. Woody's adopted kids. Y'know, for future reference when the TMZ shiat hits the fan for Woody again.

www3.pictures.zimbio.com
2014-02-02 06:58:00 AM  
1 votes:

cretinbob: log_jammin: broktune: So, that pic of him with her on his lap at a game was just a one off moment?

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/woody-allen-and-daughte r- bechet-dumaine-allen-attend-san-news-photo/79675825

NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 08: Woody Allen and daughter Bechet Dumaine Allen attend San Antonio Spurs vs NY Knicks game at Madison Square Garden in New York City on February 8, 2008. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)

To be fair, they all look alike

arr rook arike.

FTFY!
2014-02-02 06:53:01 AM  
1 votes:

cretinbob: To be fair, they all look alike


*golf clap*
2014-02-02 06:50:09 AM  
1 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: /although I did notice the author pimped his documentary with Woody in the first paragraph or so.


It's called disclosure. Anyway, people who believe Mia remind me of

i18.photobucket.com
2014-02-02 06:24:55 AM  
1 votes:

YoungLochinvar: Saw this on twitter earlier:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/01/27/the-woody-allen-all eg ations-not-so-fast.html



That writer is such a Woody nuthugger, it's actually detrimental to Woody's image, which remains creepy-as-fark.

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2014-02-02 05:21:48 AM  
1 votes:

gund: Only the internet can repeat lies and become truths.


Really? You can't think of a single instance in history of repeated lies being used for political, social or legal gain to the point of being accepted as truth?
2014-02-02 04:43:19 AM  
1 votes:

log_jammin: YoungLochinvar: Saw this on twitter earlier:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/01/27/the-woody-allen-all eg ations-not-so-fast.html

thank you for that.


25.media.tumblr.com

THIS!

/although I did notice the author pimped his documentary with Woody in the first paragraph or so.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/01/27/the-woody-allen-all eg ations-not-so-fast.html
2014-02-02 03:30:22 AM  
1 votes:

frestcrallen: Bieber's been in the press a lot lately, now they're bringing out this smelly 20-year-old cheese.

The military-industrial complex must have some serious shiat going on that they're trying to distract us from.


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2014-02-02 03:09:08 AM  
1 votes:
Bieber's been in the press a lot lately, now they're bringing out this smelly 20-year-old cheese.

The military-industrial complex must have some serious shiat going on that they're trying to distract us from.
2014-02-02 02:26:40 AM  
1 votes:

DrBenway: But did you correctly guess that optikeye would post the same misleading photo


PROTIP for optikeye: never ever use wordpress as a source for anything, other than as an example of how bad it is to use wordpress as a source.
2014-02-02 12:37:16 AM  
1 votes:
You don't go from this:

rememberinghistory.files.wordpress.com

To This:
storyflakes.files.wordpress.com

Without some thing going on.

The Citation of the first photo is here: http://rememberinghistory.wordpress.com/2012/12/24/on-this-day-in-199 7 -woody-allen-marries-his-adopted-step-daughter-soon-yi-previn/
2014-02-02 12:32:56 AM  
1 votes:

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: DrBenway: Oh, boy! It's this thread again!

Damn victim speaking up! She should just keep her mouth shut.


You read my mind! That's exactly what I was getting at. You're very, very good. Can you bend spoons, too?
2014-02-01 11:59:11 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: What a monster. Who names a girl "Dylan"?


Wealthy NYC bohemians bowing at the altar of the "Voice of their Generation"TM?
2014-02-01 11:55:36 PM  
1 votes:
Brainwashed girl with false memories yeah that's credible.
2014-02-01 11:53:50 PM  
1 votes:

DrBenway: Oh, boy! It's this thread again!


Damn victim speaking up! She should just keep her mouth shut.
2014-02-01 11:52:37 PM  
1 votes:
He told me to lay on my stomach and play with my brother's electric train set. Then he sexually assaulted me.

That's not rape-rape, so it's OK.
 
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