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(WFSB Connecticut)   Woman charged with possession of a hallucinogen and burglary after she looted the house of a man who had just died after falling into a trash compactor. Well damn...talk about a story that has everything   (wfsb.com) divider line 9
    More: Strange, law enforcements, owners, chest trauma, transfer station, burglary  
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2014-02-02 03:05:01 AM
3 votes:
If only his Protocol droid where faster.
2014-02-02 09:28:36 AM
2 votes:
I bet the homeowner would have been crushed to learn his house was broken into.
2014-02-02 04:18:53 AM
2 votes:
Ahem, subby. This story doesn't have everything, you're missing the gay 80 year old male stripper dressed as the pope while roller skating, wearing an oversized nolvety diaper, and playing a banjo.

Plus no Blonde bimbos assaulting eachother with cheese wiz and pixie sticks? The story is far from having everything, subby.
2014-02-02 04:48:52 AM
1 votes:
fusillade762:

Well, HE'S not going to need that stuff anymore...

I find it hard to take that offense very seriously. And once I die all my stuff is up for grabs.

The good stuff is long gone anyway, lost by my sister or thrown out by my old girlfriend's father back in the '90s.

I do have an awful lot of PDFs from JSTOR. About 90 GB worth. It's called "hoarding." My favorites are "The Origin of Kalam" and "How Caviar Became Halal." There's a piece here somewhere about the Shu'ubiyyah too. But it's all on 10 year old ATA/IDE hard drives, along with my secret plans to blow up Mordor. (Hint: think "dairy products.")
2014-02-02 04:48:35 AM
1 votes:
I bet she cleans up, real, aw screw it.
2014-02-02 04:25:53 AM
1 votes:

strangeluck: Ahem, subby. This story doesn't have everything, you're missing the gay 80 year old male stripper dressed as the pope while roller skating, wearing an oversized nolvety diaper, and playing a banjo.

Plus no Blonde bimbos assaulting eachother with cheese wiz and pixie sticks? The story is far from having everything, subby.


On 80-year-old strippers, that diaper isn't just "novelty," you know.

/Gross
2014-02-02 04:12:58 AM
1 votes:
Do police normally 'secure' the residence of the recently deceased? Or do they just call dibs on the loot?
2014-02-02 03:44:50 AM
1 votes:

Strut: He suffered thorax trauma. please forgive my ignorance, i did not know humans had a thorax.  where is it?


Usually in a Truffula forest.

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2014-02-02 03:20:23 AM
1 votes:
I smell a rat. How many marijuanas had this guy injected and why are the pothead liberal media covering it up?
 
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