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(WFSB Connecticut)   Woman charged with possession of a hallucinogen and burglary after she looted the house of a man who had just died after falling into a trash compactor. Well damn...talk about a story that has everything   (wfsb.com) divider line 41
    More: Strange, law enforcements, owners, chest trauma, transfer station, burglary  
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2014-02-02 12:01:28 AM  
Well, HE'S not going to need that stuff anymore...
 
2014-02-02 03:05:01 AM  
If only his Protocol droid where faster.
 
2014-02-02 03:06:58 AM  
He was pushed.
 
2014-02-02 03:11:40 AM  
Strippers?
 
2014-02-02 03:15:59 AM  
But PCP is a dissociative?
 
2014-02-02 03:20:23 AM  
I smell a rat. How many marijuanas had this guy injected and why are the pothead liberal media covering it up?
 
2014-02-02 03:23:20 AM  
He suffered thorax trauma. please forgive my ignorance, i did not know humans had a thorax.  where is it?
 
2014-02-02 03:24:51 AM  
okay, i looked it up, it's the chest, basically.
 
2014-02-02 03:29:46 AM  
And by suspected PCP they mean she had some kind of powder which didn't give a positive for your usual suspects on a field test. It could have been bath salts or highly refined jenkum.
 
2014-02-02 03:31:34 AM  

berylman: And by suspected PCP they mean she had some kind of powder which didn't give a positive for your usual suspects on a field test. It could have been bath salts or highly refined jenkum.


What in hell is jenku...oh. That is absolutely shiatty.
 
2014-02-02 03:44:50 AM  

Strut: He suffered thorax trauma. please forgive my ignorance, i did not know humans had a thorax.  where is it?


Usually in a Truffula forest.

www.lbjlibrary.org
 
2014-02-02 03:47:46 AM  
Indeed the aristocrats live differently than you and me.
 
2014-02-02 03:48:33 AM  
They obviously also use better grammar.
 
2014-02-02 03:51:09 AM  

Strut: okay, i looked it up, it's the chest, basically.


it is often divided into sections of the spine on vertebrates - the more you know
 
2014-02-02 03:58:03 AM  
I was born in New London, CT so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

/Actually, I kinda am to tell the truth.
//New London is shiatty as hell.
 
2014-02-02 04:03:52 AM  

Slartibartfaster: Strut: okay, i looked it up, it's the chest, basically.

it is often divided into sections of the spine on vertebrates - the more you know


Thanks for the anatomy lesson. I mean that in earnest. (I had to look it up, too.) People use "thoracic cavity" when writing about human anatomy, but for whatever reason "thorax" makes me think of arthropods.

Given that the guy died in a trash compactor, there may have been arthropods involved as byscurriers. Good luck identifying their thoraxes though...
 
2014-02-02 04:04:09 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: I was born in New London, CT so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
New London is shiatty as hell.


But is it fecal metric comparable to the old London of England?
 
2014-02-02 04:11:05 AM  
Meth

(checking article)

PCP?? People still use that?
 
2014-02-02 04:12:19 AM  

berylman: Straight Outta Wells Branch: I was born in New London, CT so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
New London is shiatty as hell.

But is it fecal metric comparable to the old London of England?


I don't know what the metric conversion ratio is, but it's not pleasant.
 
2014-02-02 04:12:58 AM  
Do police normally 'secure' the residence of the recently deceased? Or do they just call dibs on the loot?
 
2014-02-02 04:18:53 AM  
Ahem, subby. This story doesn't have everything, you're missing the gay 80 year old male stripper dressed as the pope while roller skating, wearing an oversized nolvety diaper, and playing a banjo.

Plus no Blonde bimbos assaulting eachother with cheese wiz and pixie sticks? The story is far from having everything, subby.
 
2014-02-02 04:20:59 AM  
Maybe, she was there to destroy his porn stash
 
2014-02-02 04:25:53 AM  

strangeluck: Ahem, subby. This story doesn't have everything, you're missing the gay 80 year old male stripper dressed as the pope while roller skating, wearing an oversized nolvety diaper, and playing a banjo.

Plus no Blonde bimbos assaulting eachother with cheese wiz and pixie sticks? The story is far from having everything, subby.


On 80-year-old strippers, that diaper isn't just "novelty," you know.

/Gross
 
2014-02-02 04:48:35 AM  
I bet she cleans up, real, aw screw it.
 
2014-02-02 04:48:52 AM  
fusillade762:

Well, HE'S not going to need that stuff anymore...

I find it hard to take that offense very seriously. And once I die all my stuff is up for grabs.

The good stuff is long gone anyway, lost by my sister or thrown out by my old girlfriend's father back in the '90s.

I do have an awful lot of PDFs from JSTOR. About 90 GB worth. It's called "hoarding." My favorites are "The Origin of Kalam" and "How Caviar Became Halal." There's a piece here somewhere about the Shu'ubiyyah too. But it's all on 10 year old ATA/IDE hard drives, along with my secret plans to blow up Mordor. (Hint: think "dairy products.")
 
2014-02-02 05:03:49 AM  

berylman: And by suspected PCP they mean she had some kind of powder which didn't give a positive for your usual suspects on a field test. It could have been bath salts or highly refined jenkum.


+1
 
2014-02-02 05:30:15 AM  
I hate raid ninjas.
 
2014-02-02 07:34:54 AM  
This is what Rob Ford should be doing. He's not going to stay in the headlines with that boring jaywalking stuff.
 
2014-02-02 08:14:33 AM  
Dude suffered "traumatic injuries" after falling into a trash compactor and being lodged in its hopper...why the hell was an autopsy done?
 
2014-02-02 08:20:28 AM  

Strut: He suffered thorax trauma. please forgive my ignorance, i did not know humans had a thorax.  where is it?


Outer Rim Territories, home of the crystalline Shards.
 
2014-02-02 09:02:50 AM  
She should've went with the illegitimate child defense.  Then, she is just getting her inheritance.
 
2014-02-02 09:04:45 AM  
"He always helped everybody, didn't go out of his way to be an idiot or something," Delosreyes sais.


Another erroneous witness account.  Since he, uh, went out of his way to the transfer station and fell in a trash compactor.
 
2014-02-02 09:28:36 AM  
I bet the homeowner would have been crushed to learn his house was broken into.
 
2014-02-02 09:35:13 AM  
Talked to the guys that were on this call. The guy was all smashed up, evicerated, but alive. They ended up having to work him. A bloody, messy, smelly call.
 
2014-02-02 09:44:59 AM  

lizyrd: Talked to the guys that were on this call. The guy was all smashed up, evicerated, but alive. They ended up having to work him. A bloody, messy, smelly call.


Killing him would have been more humane.

/I know, first responders can't do that
//Still...ugh
///Slashies come in threes, like being evicerated
 
2014-02-02 10:13:32 AM  

A Terrible Human: But PCP is a dissociative?


I'm surprised they didn't just lump it into the old law-enforcement catch-all, "narcotic."
 
2014-02-02 01:58:39 PM  
Would not surprise me if it turns out she "helped" him into the compactor. Seems rather quick for the news to have spread and her to loot. Guy dies, cops head over to his place and she already has a bag full of stuff.
 
2014-02-02 03:37:57 PM  
I can't understand it. Sure, he fell into a compactor. And he just died? Golly, who would have expected that.
 
2014-02-02 03:39:38 PM  

A Terrible Human: But PCP is a dissociative?


yes, but it can definitely cause hallucinations. trust me on this one.
 
2014-02-02 05:53:17 PM  
Sources say the man was a little compressed by the news..
 
2014-02-02 06:16:11 PM  

nburghmatt: A Terrible Human: But PCP is a dissociative?

yes, but it can definitely cause hallucinations. trust me on this one.


It is in the same category as ether, nitrous oxide, ketamine, and chloroform.
 
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