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(Fox 8 Cleveland)   Woman in Ohio wants to change her name to 'Sexy'. I do not have enough Lowenbrau's on hand to make the call   (fox8.com ) divider line
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2014-02-01 07:40:22 PM  
Again?
 
2014-02-01 07:40:35 PM  
Warning: Crazy Redhead Alert!

Also, I don't think you'd get an office job with a name forbidden being spoken by HR.
 
2014-02-01 07:41:12 PM  
"I'm a repeat", says the repeat.
 
2014-02-01 07:42:54 PM  
she should just go with 'average'
 
2014-02-01 07:47:17 PM  
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2014-02-01 07:48:42 PM  
How do you not work Licking into this?
 
2014-02-01 07:48:47 PM  
She is very pale. Anyone else see that?
 
2014-02-01 07:49:22 PM  
So she wants to be known as Sexy Crabtree from Licking County?
 
2014-02-01 07:49:25 PM  
Sexy Crabtree from Licking County? Sounds fine to me, why not?
 
2014-02-01 07:50:18 PM  
Pfft. Amateur.

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2014-02-01 07:50:43 PM  

p the boiler: How do you not work Licking into this?


Licking woman wants to be Sexy?
 
2014-02-01 07:50:47 PM  
If you have to tell people you're Sexy, you're not really sexy.
 
2014-02-01 07:51:27 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: So she wants to be known as Sexy Crabtree from Licking County?


Oh wow, all you have to do is subtract one, teensy, tiny little letter and it becomes a title of a pr0n flick that we'd all like to see.
 
2014-02-01 07:52:57 PM  
Um, it's the weekend subby, which were made for Michelob
 
2014-02-01 07:54:00 PM  
i'm sensing daddy issues too.
 
2014-02-01 07:54:04 PM  
I wonder what her husband calls his girlfriend?
 
2014-02-01 07:54:39 PM  
It sounds like she's doing it to please herself, so naturally we're all going to pass judgment on this woman.

/mods to delete thread in 3... 2...
 
2014-02-01 07:55:20 PM  

30yrs2l8: I wonder what her husband calls his girlfriend?


"Mrs."
 
2014-02-01 07:56:10 PM  
I want to be her shrink.
 
2014-02-01 07:56:59 PM  
Face is OK, but I'm going to need to see her from the neck down in order to make a determination.
 
2014-02-01 07:57:18 PM  
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2014-02-01 07:58:19 PM  
The hillbilly doesn't fall far from the trailer....
 
2014-02-01 07:58:30 PM  
Guh!
 
2014-02-01 07:59:16 PM  
It's apparent from even this short of an article. Her problem is not with her name but with her father. She really shouldn't waste the legal systems time with her "daddy issues." Hopefully the judge will deny the name change, but I don't see that happening.
 
2014-02-01 08:00:58 PM  
"Sexy Crabtree of Licking County" is my new band name.
 
2014-02-01 08:01:42 PM  

wildcardjack: Warning: Crazy Redhead Alert!

Also, I don't think you'd get an office job with a name forbidden being spoken by HR.


from what I can tell, her occupation is domestic breeder. And, in any case, it looks like she has already been going by her middle name... That needs to be fixed,  "Renee" is how that is spelled, not Ranae, the word is French, you need to be mad at both of your parents for that shiat lady..

Shelia is.. .not a really good name, and I can only imagine that she was birthed when Crocodile Dundee fever was sweeping the nation. but at least it is not misspelled...

Now we get to the daddy issues! She hates the name she was given to her by him, and she is choosing to replace it with a stripper name, if not "sexy" to honer her husbands pet name, she wants to try for "sparkle"  no matter how you look at it at this point, her name, presumably she i her first name and goes by the middle,  is still going to be "S. Ranae Crabtree."


I'm sorry if all this was already addressed in the previous thread about this lady
 
2014-02-01 08:01:48 PM  
May I suggest a compromise: "Sheckxy." That way she can still get any job she pleases.

Hey, it's going to be said slurred anyway at some point, amirite?
 
2014-02-01 08:05:52 PM  
O.o damn it and i want to save my last bottles for tomorrow.
 
2014-02-01 08:06:56 PM  
Sexy trifecta in play.  Or not.
 
2014-02-01 08:07:34 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: wildcardjack: Warning: Crazy Redhead Alert!

Also, I don't think you'd get an office job with a name forbidden being spoken by HR.

from what I can tell, her occupation is domestic breeder. And, in any case, it looks like she has already been going by her middle name... That needs to be fixed,  "Renee" is how that is spelled, not Ranae, the word is French, you need to be mad at both of your parents for that shiat lady..

Shelia is.. .not a really good name, and I can only imagine that she was birthed when Crocodile Dundee fever was sweeping the nation. but at least it is not misspelled...

Now we get to the daddy issues! She hates the name she was given to her by him, and she is choosing to replace it with a stripper name, if not "sexy" to honer her husbands pet name, she wants to try for "sparkle"  no matter how you look at it at this point, her name, presumably she i her first name and goes by the middle,  is still going to be "S. Ranae Crabtree."


I'm sorry if all this was already addressed in the previous thread about this lady


Her middle name is Ranea, not Ranae.
 
2014-02-01 08:08:17 PM  
Grammar Nazis to the white courtesy phone please...

Lowenbrau is plural, not possessive.
 
2014-02-01 08:08:21 PM  
"...I wasn't expecting anyone to find out. I didn't even tell my husband I was going through with it."

Oh yeah, I'm sure there's absolutely no way that legally changing your name without telling your husband could possibly cause either of you trouble down the road.
 
2014-02-01 08:11:09 PM  
She looks more like a Doable not a Sexy.
 
2014-02-01 08:11:24 PM  

fearmongert: "Sexy Crabtree of Licking County" is my new band name.


If not a specific cover band, you at least need to declare a genre. Thems the rules.
 
2014-02-01 08:12:19 PM  
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"From now on, I'll call you 'Sexy.'"
 
2014-02-01 08:13:31 PM  
Jokes on you Subby. We don't drink Lowenbrau here in Ohio.
 
2014-02-01 08:13:47 PM  
What a sexy redhead might look like

i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-01 08:14:19 PM  

MrsGsboy: It's apparent from even this short of an article. Her problem is not with her name but with her father. She really shouldn't waste the legal systems time with her "daddy issues." Hopefully the judge will deny the name change, but I don't see that happening.


That's not the judge's business.  The judge just rules that you've jumped through all the right hoops to change your name (background check, public announcement, etc) and that the name is not offensive or somehow improper (taking the same name as a prominent local, etc).  The judge doesn't or shouldn't care if you have daddy issues.

/Changed name last year
//Mommy AND daddy issues
 
2014-02-01 08:14:42 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-01 08:14:50 PM  
suburbanguy:

Her middle name is Ranea, not Ranae.

OH!! well.. that changes EVERYTHING!!! sorry i wasted everyone's time!
 
2014-02-01 08:15:36 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-01 08:16:25 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-01 08:20:38 PM  
Woman wanting to be Sexy appeals to Licking Judge for satisfaction.

/FTFA
 
2014-02-01 08:21:16 PM  
Newsflash: If you change your name to "Sexy," you aren't.
 
2014-02-01 08:24:42 PM  
And now, some decidedly NSFW sexy redheads

Link

Link

Link

Link

Link

And finally, Cintia Dicker topless
 
2014-02-01 08:29:37 PM  

RassilonsExWife: Pfft. Amateur.


We already covered this news item yesterday, but sir I thank you for posting an image of the sexiest Sexy in all of time and space.

/Somewhere, Chris Hardwick has his pants around his ankles doing what the Catholic Church would rather him not
 
2014-02-01 08:36:49 PM  
i306.photobucket.com

Crabtree!
 
2014-02-01 08:46:30 PM  
"I have a sparkly personality," she said. "I'm just being fun and positive. I know it sounds very silly, but that's OK."

Couple this with names like Princess, Precious, Sexy et al and the fat-chick alert starts going off.

Looks at photo... *squints*... Yep.
 
2014-02-01 08:48:03 PM  
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2014-02-01 08:49:22 PM  
It's your dad's ugly genes that gave you those ugly, ugly legs. You should cut them off. That would show him.
 
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