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(Independent)   Expert says you're not drinking enough beer   (independent.co.uk) divider line 9
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2014-02-01 10:30:18 PM
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Terrible Old Man: Given I'm not a fatass and your wives and girlfriends are hitting on me, I'll say drinking no beer is exactly enough. Thanks, but no thanks "expert."


She can't be. I put a good 3 feet of concrete over the top of her.
2014-02-01 08:56:11 PM
2 votes:

Pinnacle Point: I have never heard of dry January, but then again I blacked out all of January.


I thought "Black-out History Month" was February.
2014-02-02 12:50:16 AM
1 votes:
i172.photobucket.com
2014-02-01 10:49:41 PM
1 votes:
Damnit I'd me tyring. ndkjn hs hhhh   *gurgle*
2014-02-01 09:30:35 PM
1 votes:

megarian: Writerly Redoubt: megarian: 'Kay, I'm on it.

DNRTFA.

On beautiful?

HEYYYOOOO


I 'am' actually flirting with you, gorgeous. Don't worry about smiling, for you don't need to...still beautiful.
2014-02-01 09:26:21 PM
1 votes:

Writerly Redoubt: megarian: 'Kay, I'm on it.

DNRTFA.

On beautiful?


HEYYYOOOO
2014-02-01 09:04:16 PM
1 votes:
STOP TELLING ME TO DRINK MODERATELY.

A six-pack IS my moderate. It's barely a buzz ffs.

Oh one glass of per week? Pfft.

Yes, I admit I raised my tolerance a hell of a lot over the summer now that I live on the water and have a boat. But wth, I am an unnattractive man who only enjoys the company of others in moderation. I have a good job and a goddamn boat. I am probably going to die alone with or without alcohol, why deprive myself?

I don't drink and drive, I don't get angry-drunk or sloppy-drunk, I don't drink in a way that hurts anyone else nor does it interefere with my job. I easily go weeks without drinking, so I doubt I am an alcoholic - even a functional one.

So somebody tell me why I should be stressing about enjoying this behavior?

I get so tired of this constant preaching that I should be more or else teetotaling. But if I must be preached to, call it what it is: so little alcohol there is no point. "Moderate drinking" is the alcohol equivalent to grinding on a woman while wearing jeans and not climaxing.
2014-02-01 09:00:09 PM
1 votes:

Ryker's Peninsula: Pinnacle Point: I have never heard of dry January, but then again I blacked out all of January.

I thought "Black-out History Month" was February.


Wha? You mean I have to start over?
2014-02-01 08:35:14 PM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
YES THE HELL I AM
 
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