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(Topless Robot)   Since "Frozen" is one of the few Disney movies where a Princess isn't fawning over the first thing she sees with a dick, it's obvious that she's a lesbian. Really   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 27
    More: Unlikely, Disney, Little Mermaid, leading ladies, Jonathan Groff, Walt Disney Animation, lesbians, Pixar, Disney Princess  
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2014-02-01 04:44:24 PM
7 votes:

syrynxx: When she finally lets it go and embraces her true self, she gets a fabulous new glittery gown to match her new attitude, lets her hair flow free, and sparkles for all to see. Oh, and then she builds herself a palace that resembles She-Ra's Crystal Castle from the '80s cartoon series. In a movie filled with gay stuff...this might be the gayest part of all.

Yesss.... because when you think of lesbians, you don't think of short haircuts, flannel, comfortable shoes and Subarus.  You think of glittery gowns and long flowing hair. Is this a satire piece?


When I think of lesbians, I generally think of them wearing nothing. And looking like Olivia Wilde and Emma Watson and Sofia Vergara and Halle Berry. And actually bisexual instead of lesbian. And then after I'm done thinking of lesbians I just cry about how lonely and pathetic I am while putting another sock in the laundry hamper.
2014-02-01 06:26:56 PM
5 votes:
files.abovetopsecret.com
2014-02-01 04:27:56 PM
5 votes:
i595.photobucket.com
2014-02-01 04:04:29 PM
5 votes:
Who the fark goes to a Disney movie and leaves disappointed because of the lack of cock?
2014-02-01 06:56:12 PM
4 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Marcus Aurelius: You calling Bambi a whore, subby?

Because Bambi was a whore.

Being named "Bambi" almost guarantees a life of whoredom.

You've never seen a Nuclear physicist, or a brain surgeon named "Bambi" have you?

I rest my case.


absent father, dead mother, trying to survive in the world, calls his half-white/half-black buddy "flower"... yep...  poor guy's got "whore" written all over him... best disney princess ever!
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2014-02-02 02:33:06 AM
3 votes:
Disney's sex messages have been there the whole time man...

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2014-02-01 09:00:16 PM
3 votes:
yafh.com
2014-02-01 08:29:19 PM
3 votes:
I'm a football loving, gun shooting, trim hammering male.  I took my daughter to see this movie when it came out because, well, that's what my princess wanted.  After "Let it go" I was clapping like a 10 year old girl and by the end I was full on jazz hands.

/yes, I LOVE this movie
//"The cold never bothered me anyway..."
///I still like football, guns, and trim daggummit!
2014-02-01 09:37:37 PM
2 votes:
I'd imagine the life of the person who wrote that article is like this:

estilofemenino.com

"I see gay people."
2014-02-01 09:16:02 PM
2 votes:
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2014-02-01 05:48:39 PM
2 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: There was a crotch shot of Jessica rabbit? How did I not know this


Poor thing forgot to paint some panties on that day...

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2014-02-01 05:22:45 PM
2 votes:
You calling Bambi a whore, subby?

Because Bambi was a whore.
2014-02-01 04:28:12 PM
2 votes:
So..it's called "Frozen" because she is an ice queen?
2014-02-02 01:27:29 PM
1 votes:

bbfreak: proteon: This movie was an absolute and utter turd.  I'm not convinced people actually watched it.

I'm just curious what you didn't like about it?


Maybe there wasn't enough cock.
2014-02-02 01:15:36 PM
1 votes:

quizzical: Really, the only bits I could have done without were the trolls. They felt kind of tacked on, despite the plot purpose of providing magical advise.


Actually, they're also, uh. Kind of responsible for the ENTIRE PROBLEM that the movie revolves around. If they had given clearer, less crappy advice (FEAR WILL BE YOUR ENEMY here's an image of scared townsfolk attacking your daughter!) then, you know, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.

/seriously screw those guys.
2014-02-02 10:40:18 AM
1 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: Who the fark goes to a Disney movie and leaves disappointed because of the lack of cock?


His name is Tyler Durden
2014-02-02 01:15:19 AM
1 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: darkjezter: Saw Frozen back in December with my nieces.

I found Elsa surprisingly hot for an animated character.

Both have nice racks


so did Sven
2014-02-01 11:43:54 PM
1 votes:
Up until Princess & the Frog, Disney princesses were sequestered until coming of age and subject to arranged marriages or passively pursuing their love only to have a strong female antagonist run interference.  During the 2nd renaissance of Disney, the antagonistic elements changed but the over all plot was the same. (Yes, this is overly simplified.)


With Princess & the Frog, she is already of age, working in the modern era, chosen by a prince, put into dire straits, and actively strives to right the wrong against her rather than waiting for some man to do it.  Gender roles were switched.

Going by this description of Frozen, the allegory could be a combination of homosexuality, masturbation, asexuality, or just growing up.  I don't know because I haven't seen it.  Yet, given the leaps and bounds the company has come with animation, it's only 2 films (not counting Pixar films) removed from pure patriarchy to feminism to possibly acknowledging homosexuality.  This is actual progress.

Marcus Aurelius: Because Bambi was a whore.



Totally farkied you for this line.
2014-02-01 11:39:01 PM
1 votes:

Bungles: HotIgneous Intruder: One of the main problems with Disney characters -- male and female -- is that they have giant heads and eyes.


Once you reason all the women's eyes are twice as wide as their wrists, and all the men's eyes are half the size of their wrists, it's difficult to concentrate on anything else.

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Actually, for a CGI animated movie, you have to make the human characters cartoonish and out of normal proportions, otherwise you wind up taking the Polar Express straight to Uncanny Valley nightmare fuel. The character design is very purposeful in a way Rob Liefeld's is not.
2014-02-01 10:33:08 PM
1 votes:
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2014-02-01 10:15:12 PM
1 votes:
Tarantino: You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest farking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.

Duane: Oh, come on.

Tarantino: Top Gun is farking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.

Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.

Tarantino: : It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the farking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?

Tarantino: Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way.  They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...

He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fark, what the fark is going on here?"

 Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.

 All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting farking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they farking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last farking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! farkin' A, man!



....actually he might have a point with that one
2014-02-01 09:35:59 PM
1 votes:

Jack_Knopf: I'm a football loving, gun shooting, trim hammering male.  I took my daughter to see this movie when it came out because, well, that's what my princess wanted.  After "Let it go" I was clapping like a 10 year old girl and by the end I was full on jazz hands.

/yes, I LOVE this movie
//"The cold never bothered me anyway..."
///I still like football, guns, and trim daggummit!


www.clublexus.com

/I keed I keed
//enjoyed the film and the songs too
2014-02-01 09:06:09 PM
1 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: One of the main problems with Disney characters -- male and female -- is that they have giant heads and eyes.



Once you reason all the women's eyes are twice as wide as their wrists, and all the men's eyes are half the size of their wrists, it's difficult to concentrate on anything else.

www.hdwallpapers.in

imperfecthoughts.files.wordpress.com
2014-02-01 08:09:28 PM
1 votes:
I had a three way with both Elsa both Merida...so I am getting a kick....
2014-02-01 07:48:54 PM
1 votes:
I can't really blame Ariel for fawning over the first dick she saw.
2014-02-01 05:23:22 PM
1 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: Who the fark goes to a Disney movie and leaves disappointed because of the lack of cock?


Your mom?

/obligatory
2014-02-01 03:57:30 PM
1 votes:
When she finally lets it go and embraces her true self, she gets a fabulous new glittery gown to match her new attitude, lets her hair flow free, and sparkles for all to see. Oh, and then she builds herself a palace that resembles She-Ra's Crystal Castle from the '80s cartoon series. In a movie filled with gay stuff...this might be the gayest part of all.

Yesss.... because when you think of lesbians, you don't think of short haircuts, flannel, comfortable shoes and Subarus.  You think of glittery gowns and long flowing hair. Is this a satire piece?
 
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