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(Topless Robot)   Since "Frozen" is one of the few Disney movies where a Princess isn't fawning over the first thing she sees with a dick, it's obvious that she's a lesbian. Really   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 172
    More: Unlikely, Disney, Little Mermaid, leading ladies, Jonathan Groff, Walt Disney Animation, lesbians, Pixar, Disney Princess  
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2014-02-01 03:57:30 PM  
When she finally lets it go and embraces her true self, she gets a fabulous new glittery gown to match her new attitude, lets her hair flow free, and sparkles for all to see. Oh, and then she builds herself a palace that resembles She-Ra's Crystal Castle from the '80s cartoon series. In a movie filled with gay stuff...this might be the gayest part of all.

Yesss.... because when you think of lesbians, you don't think of short haircuts, flannel, comfortable shoes and Subarus.  You think of glittery gowns and long flowing hair. Is this a satire piece?
 
2014-02-01 04:04:29 PM  
Who the fark goes to a Disney movie and leaves disappointed because of the lack of cock?
 
2014-02-01 04:17:34 PM  
I thought this was one of the best Disney story lines so far. A very nontraditional ending and at least one strong female character whose value isn't based on being some dude's love interest.
 
2014-02-01 04:18:16 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Who the fark goes to a Disney movie and leaves disappointed because of the lack of cock?


That's one if those questions that I never thought I would ever see asked, but here we are.
 
2014-02-01 04:21:23 PM  
Erm, what about the part where the other princess spends a good chunk of the movie fawning over the first thing she sees with a dick?

I caught the bit with Oaken's "husband" when I saw the movie though. That was good.
 
2014-02-01 04:27:56 PM  
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2014-02-01 04:28:12 PM  
So..it's called "Frozen" because she is an ice queen?
 
2014-02-01 04:44:06 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Who the fark goes to a Disney movie and leaves disappointed because of the lack of cock?


Via Infinito: I thought this was one of the best Disney story lines so far. A very nontraditional ending and at least one strong female character whose value isn't based on being some dude's love interest.


Both of these. How they get the whole "Act of true love" deal was the best part of the movie.
 
2014-02-01 04:44:24 PM  

syrynxx: When she finally lets it go and embraces her true self, she gets a fabulous new glittery gown to match her new attitude, lets her hair flow free, and sparkles for all to see. Oh, and then she builds herself a palace that resembles She-Ra's Crystal Castle from the '80s cartoon series. In a movie filled with gay stuff...this might be the gayest part of all.

Yesss.... because when you think of lesbians, you don't think of short haircuts, flannel, comfortable shoes and Subarus.  You think of glittery gowns and long flowing hair. Is this a satire piece?


When I think of lesbians, I generally think of them wearing nothing. And looking like Olivia Wilde and Emma Watson and Sofia Vergara and Halle Berry. And actually bisexual instead of lesbian. And then after I'm done thinking of lesbians I just cry about how lonely and pathetic I am while putting another sock in the laundry hamper.
 
2014-02-01 05:12:50 PM  
Or maybe she's bi? Who the fark cares? It was a good movie with a good message for little girls. Can't anyone enjoy a move anymore without analyzing the shiat out of it?
 
2014-02-01 05:14:37 PM  
Frozen was awesome. One of my top movies of 2013.

That is all.
 
2014-02-01 05:22:45 PM  
You calling Bambi a whore, subby?

Because Bambi was a whore.
 
2014-02-01 05:23:22 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Who the fark goes to a Disney movie and leaves disappointed because of the lack of cock?


Your mom?

/obligatory
 
2014-02-01 05:27:17 PM  
There was a crotch shot of Jessica rabbit? How did I not know this

/only interesting bit in that blog whine, at least for me
 
2014-02-01 05:30:20 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Doctor Funkenstein: Who the fark goes to a Disney movie and leaves disappointed because of the lack of cock?

Your mom?

/obligatory


I should have seen that one coming.
 
2014-02-01 05:45:37 PM  

DamnYankees: Frozen was awesome. One of my top movies of 2013.


Absolutely right. Rare area of movie review agreement with you.
 
2014-02-01 05:47:45 PM  

DamnYankees: Frozen was awesome. One of my top movies of 2013.

That is all.


I took my kids to see it twice. Good movie. Wish I hadn't downloaded the soundtrack onto their iPad, though.
 
2014-02-01 05:48:39 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: There was a crotch shot of Jessica rabbit? How did I not know this


Poor thing forgot to paint some panties on that day...

[NSFW image link]
 
2014-02-01 05:49:29 PM  
I thought she was just frigid?
 
2014-02-01 05:50:41 PM  
Considering Frozen was meant as a deconstruction of Disney Movie "princess" tropes (And oh boy, was it ever.), I think the writer needs to learn a little more about lesbians.
 
2014-02-01 05:58:50 PM  

Nabb1: DamnYankees: Frozen was awesome. One of my top movies of 2013.

That is all.

I took my kids to see it twice. Good movie. Wish I hadn't downloaded the soundtrack onto their iPad, though.


Understood. I bought it from Amazon. Now I get... Mommy can we listen to FROZEN??? But at least I make them listen to the classical parts as well.

Let it go... let it go....
 
2014-02-01 06:07:09 PM  

bbfreak: Or maybe she's bi? Who the fark cares? It was a good movie with a good message for little girls. Can't anyone enjoy a move anymore without analyzing the shiat out of it?


Short answer: No.

Long answer: Nooooooooooooooo
 
2014-02-01 06:18:06 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: You calling Bambi a whore, subby?

Because Bambi was a whore.


Being named "Bambi" almost guarantees a life of whoredom.

You've never seen a Nuclear physicist, or a brain surgeon named "Bambi" have you?

I rest my case.
 
2014-02-01 06:25:56 PM  

naughtyrev: Doctor Funkenstein: Who the fark goes to a Disney movie and leaves disappointed because of the lack of cock?

That's one if those questions that I never thought I would ever see asked, but here we are.


ditto.
 
2014-02-01 06:26:56 PM  
files.abovetopsecret.com
 
2014-02-01 06:45:26 PM  
I'm sorta shocked this isn't from some site run by God-bothering nitwits.
 
2014-02-01 06:48:38 PM  

fusillade762: I'm sorta shocked this isn't from some site run by God-bothering nitwits.


god bothering nitwits would be cheesed off about the gay couple moreso than the possibility of the snow queen being a lesbian.
 
2014-02-01 06:51:35 PM  

Man On A Mission: Peter von Nostrand: There was a crotch shot of Jessica rabbit? How did I not know this

Poor thing forgot to paint some panties on that day...

[NSFW image link]


I would have guessed she was a landing strip kind of gal. Other than being animated and fake, of course
 
2014-02-01 06:56:12 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Marcus Aurelius: You calling Bambi a whore, subby?

Because Bambi was a whore.

Being named "Bambi" almost guarantees a life of whoredom.

You've never seen a Nuclear physicist, or a brain surgeon named "Bambi" have you?

I rest my case.


absent father, dead mother, trying to survive in the world, calls his half-white/half-black buddy "flower"... yep...  poor guy's got "whore" written all over him... best disney princess ever!
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2014-02-01 07:35:15 PM  
So Dumbo is sexist against females because it had no princesses?
 
2014-02-01 07:35:22 PM  
I loved Frozen. Idina Menzel is amazing in it.
 
2014-02-01 07:42:42 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: You calling Bambi a whore, subby?

Because Bambi was a whore.


Bambi is a dude.

/Not that being a dude precludes him from being a whore, of course.
 
2014-02-01 07:44:23 PM  
If you were really going to spend the time to argue about Elsa's sexuality...because that is a thing we are doing, apparently...given that she expresses no interest in anyone, and can't touch people without presumably freezing them to death, wouldn't she be disney's first asexual princess?
 
2014-02-01 07:48:54 PM  
I can't really blame Ariel for fawning over the first dick she saw.
 
2014-02-01 07:55:02 PM  
Didn't people try to claim that Merida was a lesbian, too?
 
2014-02-01 07:58:14 PM  
Didn't this exact same shiat come up regarding Merida in Brave when that came out too?
 
2014-02-01 08:04:18 PM  

HalEmmerich: Didn't this exact same shiat come up regarding Merida in Brave when that came out too?


Yes.

OMG, women don't know their place as damsels in distress/don't need a man to save the day. She MUST BE A LESBIAN!
 
2014-02-01 08:09:28 PM  
I had a three way with both Elsa both Merida...so I am getting a kick....
 
2014-02-01 08:12:31 PM  
For what it's worth, Elsa's situation seems pretty much to be a metaphor for depression (or some other handicap, but depression seems to me to be the most analogous). Has nothing to do with sexuality.
 
2014-02-01 08:17:57 PM  
So we biatch about Disney and Pixar being male-centric and pigeon-holing females into archetypes.

They get the message that there's an audience for non-standard female roles and heros, they make them, and they get shiat on.

This is why we can't have nice things, people.
 
2014-02-01 08:26:42 PM  

Summoner101: So we biatch about Disney and Pixar being male-centric and pigeon-holing females into archetypes.

They get the message that there's an audience for non-standard female roles and heros, they make them, and they get shiat on.

This is why we can't have nice things, people.


Remember.  The real world bears very little resemblance to the world described by bloggers and Gawker-run websites.
 
2014-02-01 08:28:26 PM  

bbfreak: HalEmmerich: Didn't this exact same shiat come up regarding Merida in Brave when that came out too?

Yes.

OMG, women don't know their place as damsels in distress/don't need a man to save the day. She MUST BE A LESBIAN!


The saddest thing is that, compared to most of the intellectual sewer that is 'gender studies', this article is logical and well-thought. A gold medal at the Special Olympics, as it were.
 
2014-02-01 08:29:19 PM  
I'm a football loving, gun shooting, trim hammering male.  I took my daughter to see this movie when it came out because, well, that's what my princess wanted.  After "Let it go" I was clapping like a 10 year old girl and by the end I was full on jazz hands.

/yes, I LOVE this movie
//"The cold never bothered me anyway..."
///I still like football, guns, and trim daggummit!
 
2014-02-01 08:29:20 PM  
Were those actually images from the finished film? Because that was some horrid character design.
 
2014-02-01 08:36:21 PM  
Really liked the film. It's "gay" in exactly the same way Spider-Man or X-Men are: as a metaphor for having to hide part of yourself or risk persecution.

/possibly the best "prince" they've done, too
 
2014-02-01 08:38:26 PM  

Strolpol: /possibly the best "prince" they've done, too


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2014-02-01 08:39:33 PM  

bbfreak: OMG, women don't know their place as damsels in distress/don't need a man to save the day. She MUST BE A LESBIAN!


You expected something better from a site calling itself 'Topless Robot'?
 
2014-02-01 08:43:29 PM  

silo123j: Nabb1: DamnYankees: Frozen was awesome. One of my top movies of 2013.

That is all.

I took my kids to see it twice. Good movie. Wish I hadn't downloaded the soundtrack onto their iPad, though.

Understood. I bought it from Amazon. Now I get... Mommy can we listen to FROZEN??? But at least I make them listen to the classical parts as well.

Let it go... let it go....


Daughter played it about 20 times today, and has done so for about the past 3 weeks.
 
2014-02-01 08:45:25 PM  
To be fair, most of those points, bar two of the siller undergrad essay over-reach ones, are clearly right on the money. It's like the modern X-Men films are intentional gay allegories.... just like half of Hollywood from the 40s-70s were racial allegories.
 
2014-02-01 08:46:09 PM  

DamnYankees: For what it's worth, Elsa's situation seems pretty much to be a metaphor for depression (or some other handicap, but depression seems to me to be the most analogous). Has nothing to do with sexuality.


That's exactly the identification I took away from it.

/but also gay.
//conundrum.
///will purchase the Blu-ray.
 
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