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2014-02-01 06:36:46 PM
Early contender for Context HOTY. Well done.
 
2014-02-01 06:37:53 PM
There's nothing like Unxpected Fark In Your Area.
 
2014-02-01 06:38:45 PM
The only way I'll look at my nekkid body is when I'm high.
 
2014-02-01 06:41:20 PM

gilatrout: The only way I'll look at my nekkid body is when I'm high.


For me it's the opposite. I see myself naked and suddenly can't cope unless I get high.
 
2014-02-01 06:43:35 PM
The only way anyone else could stand to see my naked body is if they're high
 
2014-02-01 06:47:08 PM
That article is satire of some sort, right?
 
2014-02-01 06:47:48 PM
If Fark parties were like that, I'd go to them.
 
2014-02-01 06:54:37 PM

HotWingAgenda: If Fark parties were like that, I'd go to them.


You wouldn't catch Drew dead at a party like that -- no beer.
 
2014-02-01 07:31:25 PM
Why does this sh*t never happen to me?
 
2014-02-01 07:51:37 PM

megarian: Why does this sh*t never happen to me?


Do you hang out at nude beaches? If no, then that is why.
 
2014-02-01 07:54:23 PM

p the boiler: megarian: Why does this sh*t never happen to me?

Do you hang out at nude beaches? If no, then that is why.


Let's leave my hobbies out of this.

And why not Lake Michigan? Even f*cking Detroit River, FFS.
 
2014-02-01 07:55:52 PM
I've never smoked pot OR been on a nude beach, but this incident intrigues me.
 
2014-02-01 08:00:25 PM
Part of the surprise is that it happened months ago.

/check date of story
 
2014-02-01 08:00:37 PM
In other news, the sheriff's office in Santa Cruz believes people are still willing to pay $1200 per pound for Mexican brick weed.
 
2014-02-01 08:15:00 PM
I wish we had a news channel that reported everything this way.
 
2014-02-01 09:24:44 PM

Salmon: I wish we had a news channel that reported everything this way.


I've been saying this for years. I want an un-censored sports channel, uncle Ray's rowdy
weekend review.
How about an ex rated siri, you ask for directions to Cracker Barrel, it convinces your honky ass
that you really want bbq and beer at the nude beach Fark party.
 
2014-02-01 09:36:25 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: That article is satire of some sort, right?


Gee...what tipped you off? Was it the words "bum schwag" or the question of the head high vs the body high?
 
2014-02-01 09:44:13 PM
Square groupers.
 
2014-02-01 11:17:05 PM

Oldiron_79: Square groupers.


lol...
Lived in the keys for a few years (marathon, boot key harbor)
Had one drop not 100 feet from my sailboat.
Nobody in the harbor dared to grab it. Oh we thought about it and was talking about doing it over the radio.
But we all knew the coasties and fl marine patrol guys. And they knew us. By name..lol
 
2014-02-01 11:29:38 PM
Is this... is this heaven?
 
2014-02-02 03:14:44 AM
I failed at being a cop, wasn't able to get past the unwillingness to hurt people or shoot dogs :(

You only get to go to the big burn off if you are a cop.
 
2014-02-02 04:38:46 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The only way anyone else could stand to see my naked body is if they're high


www.joeydevilla.com

Womp womp.
 
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