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(Oregon Live)   If there's one thing liberals and conservatives can agree on, it's their collective outrage over a new study that says liberals drink more. "I swear, this may be the dumbest article I have ever read"   (oregonlive.com) divider line 62
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2014-02-01 01:49:44 PM
I believe I speak for most Farkers in this:

What in the actual chocolate covered f*ck?
 
2014-02-01 02:01:33 PM

hubiestubert: I believe I speak for most Farkers in this:

What in the actual chocolate covered f*ck?


Winnar!
 
2014-02-01 02:12:54 PM

hubiestubert: I believe I speak for most Farkers in this:

What in the actual chocolate covered f*ck?

 
2014-02-01 02:15:04 PM
Doesn't matter what your political affiliation is, your drinking is skewed simply because of Wisconsin
 
2014-02-01 02:24:28 PM
As a member of the local Drinking Liberally group, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2014-02-01 02:27:58 PM
Godless libruls.
 
2014-02-01 02:28:54 PM
I'm not reading this, because I have a Bloody Mary to drink in 26 minutes.
 
2014-02-01 03:55:39 PM
I hope there's another article about the comments for this article's reporting of the comments from the previous article.
 
2014-02-01 04:39:10 PM
"I swear, this may be the dumbest article I have ever read"

Yet here it is...
 
2014-02-01 04:40:42 PM
Sun going down.  *squints eyes*  Drink....soon.
 
2014-02-01 04:40:57 PM
I'm conflicted.
 
2014-02-01 04:41:07 PM
Given that the greater internet farkwad theory just about applies to all of us, wouldn't it be nice it one day we just had a collective burial of the hatchet and smoke of the peace pipe?   Make it an annual holiday?  It would serve a better function than Thanksgiving.

namaste mo'fos
 
2014-02-01 04:41:19 PM
No way!? You mean liberals are more liberal?

Get out!
*shoves subby*
 
2014-02-01 04:41:42 PM
I ran out of mixers,so I'm drinking Hershey Chocolate Syrup with vodka.

I call it a chocolate covered f*ck.
 
2014-02-01 04:43:39 PM
It's probably because pussy Protestant Jesus doesn't want people to drink, despite awesome Biblical Jesus turning water to wine.
 
2014-02-01 04:43:41 PM
Liberals are more likely to complete stupid surveys.

/I may have made that up.
 
2014-02-01 04:49:46 PM
Liberals have to be drunk in order to have a coherent thought.
 
2014-02-01 04:50:53 PM
Scotch takes the edge off the shrill hysterics of butthurt crying teabaggers.
 
2014-02-01 04:51:21 PM

rikkidoxx: Liberals have to be drunk in order to have a coherent thought.


Cheers!
 
2014-02-01 04:52:24 PM

ArkAngel: Doesn't matter what your political affiliation is, your drinking is skewed simply because of Wisconsin


Yeahhh, Wisconsin, whoooooo!

/only partially drunk
//lots of time left
 
2014-02-01 04:52:37 PM
Self-described liberals and conservatives are always farkfaces.
 
2014-02-01 04:53:21 PM
Maybe. But conservatives suck more cock, so there's that.
 
2014-02-01 04:56:27 PM

rikkidoxx: Liberals have to be drunk in order to have a coherent thought.


I think most liberals are up front about it, I'll admit that I'm a liberal and a functioning alcoholic albeit.  But I know most republicans will lie through their teeth and maybe go so far as to say they don't touch the stuff when they're actually closeted raging alcoholics.
 
2014-02-01 05:03:09 PM

hubiestubert: I believe I speak for most Farkers in this:

What in the actual chocolate covered f*ck?


I am so stealing that line ;-)

/was also a chef in my former life
//have used "panko breaded f*ck"
 
2014-02-01 05:05:58 PM
Well you gonna' buy one....or be one?

Maybe a 3 on the obscure-o-meter,
 
2014-02-01 05:14:49 PM

what_now: I'm not reading this, because I have a Bloody Mary to drink in 26 minutes.


26 minutes is plenty of time to finish off that glass of bourbon before your appointment with the Queen.
 
2014-02-01 05:18:34 PM
You don't know me! You don know anyof me! You come I. Here with your fanshy over trying Otha rebalucan offa no and therfur I oughta FIVe DOllars? Get outta here!
 
2014-02-01 05:20:12 PM
I know the conservative trolls on the Politics Tab drive me to drink.
 
2014-02-01 05:20:48 PM

Mad_Radhu: It's probably because pussy Protestant Jesus doesn't want people to drink, despite awesome Biblical Jesus turning water to wine.


and evolutionarily speaking, some forms of beer were "brewed" waaaay before that.

/libtard
//believes in God
///and evolution
////doesn't drink, gets "vegetarian high"
//the slaaaaashiieeeess!!!
 
2014-02-01 05:27:33 PM
Author has never been to an SEC football game.

Though maybe the teetotalling baptists help bring us down.  Try the grove on a Saturday, the scent of bourbon in the air.
 
2014-02-01 05:32:02 PM
www.washingtonpost.com

As a liberal who drinks a lot, I'm not sure that that study is invalid. Also, DC is the drunkest city in the US, and we're pretty damn liberal 'round here. We also swear in the office more than anywhere else in the US.

\Fark party soon!
 
2014-02-01 05:35:18 PM
Alcohol would explain a lot.
 
2014-02-01 05:37:14 PM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Self-described liberals and conservatives are always farkfaces.


As a self described farkface, I find correlating me to liberals and conservatives offensive.
 
2014-02-01 05:38:04 PM
The politics tab is that way, five doors over. --->
 
2014-02-01 05:45:54 PM

abhorrent1: Maybe. But conservatives suck more cock, so there's that.


Liberals thank you?
 
2014-02-01 05:47:41 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: I hope there's another article about the comments for this article's reporting of the comments from the previous article.


Me too.  I'm dying to read the comments to that article.
 
2014-02-01 05:49:25 PM
Starkle, starkle, little twink.
Who the hell you are I think?
I'm not under the alcofluence
of incohol, as some thinkle
Peep I am.
But, I fool so feelish wondering
Be I who.
And the drunker I sit here,
The more liberal I get.
 
2014-02-01 05:54:17 PM

cptjeff: [www.washingtonpost.com image 850x619]



Well WTF.  The most liberal thing on there that I drink is Jagermeister.
 
2014-02-01 05:55:41 PM

fusillade762: I know the conservative trolls on the Politics Tab drive me to drink.


It's collusion between Drew and the beer industry.   I KNOW COZ I READ IT SOMEWHERE

/dons tinfoil hat
 
2014-02-01 06:18:44 PM

cptjeff: [www.washingtonpost.com image 850x619]

As a liberal who drinks a lot, I'm not sure that that study is invalid. Also, DC is the drunkest city in the US, and we're pretty damn liberal 'round here. We also swear in the office more than anywhere else in the US.

\Fark party soon!


So...I drink 1800 Tequila, but I'm a Republican and I vote.  Is 1800 going to turn me into a filthy lazy librul?  Or does it work the other way?

/granted, I'm a RINO, so take that into account
 
2014-02-01 06:34:27 PM
But I don't drink.  However, I will smoke all your weed.
 
2014-02-01 06:38:40 PM
Really, Fark? It took this long?
litchicblog.files.wordpress.com
 
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2014-02-01 06:42:05 PM
I guess that explains Obama's election!!!
 
2014-02-01 06:45:20 PM

cptjeff: [www.washingtonpost.com image 850x619]

As a liberal who drinks a lot, I'm not sure that that study is invalid. Also, DC is the drunkest city in the US, and we're pretty damn liberal 'round here. We also swear in the office more than anywhere else in the US.

\Fark party soon!

 Bourbon drinking libby high turnout Democrat. Not represented.
 
2014-02-01 06:50:35 PM

ArkAngel: Doesn't matter what your political affiliation is, your drinking is skewed simply because of Wisconsin


Can't deny that.  I'm in Wisconsin and I'm drinking right now. Moooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn Man
 
2014-02-01 06:58:00 PM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Self-described liberals and conservatives are always farkfaces.


Both sides are bad so let's get drunk.
 
2014-02-01 07:02:24 PM
In other words we have confirmation of Far political leaning.
 
2014-02-01 07:19:37 PM
If I sober up, I'm going to write a scathing rebuttal to this article
 
2014-02-01 07:32:57 PM
If I was a wiberal, I would shoot myself.  Course I don't bewieve in gun ownership, but still.  The wowld is owerpopulated -- we need to kill mow babies, gwobal warming is wunning wampant -- cities are following into the ocean, Amewica sucks -- Fadder Oobama and Bill Ayers said so, why wive?
 
2014-02-01 07:45:19 PM

Mean Daddy: If I was a wiberal, I would shoot myself.  Course I don't bewieve in gun ownership, but still.  The wowld is owerpopulated -- we need to kill mow babies, gwobal warming is wunning wampant -- cities are following into the ocean, Amewica sucks -- Fadder Oobama and Bill Ayers said so, why wive?


www.unrealfacts.com
 
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