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(New York Daily News)   Italian teacher accidentally shows porn to a classroom full of 8 year-olds, which was on a USB stick from a child's mother labeled Girls on Film; it featured "graphic gang bang scenes" set to music from Duran Duran. Best Show & Tell EVAR   (nydailynews.com) divider line 96
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2014-02-01 03:50:32 PM
assets.nydailynews.com
How does the Daily News manage to get away with posting smut like this in their articles?
 
2014-02-01 04:08:32 PM
Sometimes when mommies and daddies love each other very much, they like to see how many friends mommy can handle at one time.  Oh by the way, we think you're the neighbor's kid.

Goodnight honey!
 
2014-02-01 04:22:08 PM
I can imagine that caused quite a lot of discord and rhyme.
 
2014-02-01 04:25:32 PM
It's Europe. Was the problem that it wasn't hardcore enough?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-01 05:02:57 PM

PainInTheASP: Sometimes when mommies and daddies love each other very much, they like to see how many friends mommy can handle at one time.  Oh by the way, we think you're the neighbor's kid.

Goodnight honey!


LARF!
 
2014-02-01 05:04:10 PM
At least it wasn't Men on Film...

/three snaps in zee formation
 
2014-02-01 05:05:18 PM
Hung like the wolf?
 
2014-02-01 05:06:32 PM
Good thing she didn't click the one that said "Come Undone" or "Wild Boys."
 
2014-02-01 05:06:33 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: It's Europe. Was the problem that it wasn't hardcore enough?


If this happened here, the GOP would be holding congressional hearings the next day and blaming this on the teachers union.
 
2014-02-01 05:06:54 PM
Randy Marsh: Well, y-you see, when a-when a man and a woman fall in love, the-the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina. It's called lovemaking and it's part of being in love.

Token Williams:  And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too?

Token Williams: Five midgets, spanking a man covered with thousand dressing. Is that making love?

Token's Dad: Jesus, what kind of porno was that?

Gerald Broflovski: It was "Backdoor Sluts #9".

Token's Dad: Oh Jesus, not that one!
 
2014-02-01 05:07:14 PM
Stuff like this is gonna happen on planet earth.  It's even happened to some friends of mine. Someone uploads their careless memories and the uproar rivals the sound of thunder. If this happened to me, I'd take the nightboat out of there, and go somewhere far away like Tel Aviv.  Anyone out there have ideas about what to do, please please tell me now.
 
2014-02-01 05:07:18 PM
6 on 1?  Those are some Bad Boys.
 
2014-02-01 05:07:33 PM
I blame this on the teachers union.
 
2014-02-01 05:09:17 PM
How fast did she turn it off, or did she just start the "film" and then leave the room?  I will say that is quite a bit too young to see this, but if the teacher was paying attention then the only person in trouble should be the parent, if not then let them both suffer the consequences.  If the parent just got the tunes and didn't look at the video then really what is the matter with you, I still check everything I show my teenagers first.
 
2014-02-01 05:09:54 PM
Sometimes when mommies and daddies love each other very much, they like to see how many friends mommy can handle at one time.  Oh by the way, we think you're the neighbor's kid.

Goodnight honey!



qn.quotidiano.net
 
2014-02-01 05:10:19 PM

MattyBlast: 6 on 1?  Those are some Bad Wild Boys.


FTFM
 
2014-02-01 05:11:19 PM
That's awesome.  "oh it says 'girls on film.'  Surely it's a compilation of 80's music videos.  And nothing else.'
 
2014-02-01 05:13:00 PM
Was this porn Amanda Knox approved?

/run to the border.........Taco Bell.
 
2014-02-01 05:13:17 PM
I wonder when they will find a young American woman to blame for this.
 
2014-02-01 05:16:19 PM

Paris1127: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x423]
How does the Daily News manage to get away with posting smut like this in their articles?


At least it is not gangbang porn.

www.maclife.com
 
2014-02-01 05:18:35 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
Approves.
 
2014-02-01 05:21:12 PM
'At's-a Schweddy meat-a-balls-a!
 
2014-02-01 05:22:04 PM
And what did you learn at school today?
Sharing.
 
2014-02-01 05:22:13 PM
That song was on the self-titled album Duran Duran.  I know this because it was the first cassette tape I ever owned.  I saw it in a box not too long ago.

/lawn, off
 
2014-02-01 05:23:32 PM
Class, today I want to talk with you about sex
Yes, teacher, what would you like to know?
 
2014-02-01 05:23:52 PM
Well, you know what they say, People Are People. I'm sure the kids went Head Over Heels when they saw it. Hopefully the teacher is still Alive and Kicking, and the parents aren't too upset because It's A Sin. I'm sure it was a  Blue Monday for all involved.
 
2014-02-01 05:25:26 PM
There should have been a Reflex reaction to shut off the video.

/isn't that bizarre?
 
2014-02-01 05:26:10 PM
Where's the link?  I have a view to killing some kittens.
 
2014-02-01 05:26:20 PM
Here on Planet Girth?
 
2014-02-01 05:28:18 PM

Mad_Radhu: Paris1127: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x423]
How does the Daily News manage to get away with posting smut like this in their articles?

At least it is not gangbang porn.

[www.maclife.com image 620x428]


That's hot.  I always enjoyed a little ethnic diversity too...

/I'll be in my bunk
//Still stuck on USB 2.0
///Happens after 40
 
2014-02-01 05:29:21 PM
Was there a Sex Dwarf in it?
 
2014-02-01 05:32:10 PM

jayhawk88: Well, you know what they say, People Are People. I'm sure the kids went Head Over Heels when they saw it. Hopefully the teacher is still Alive and Kicking, and the parents aren't too upset because It's A Sin. I'm sure it was a  Blue Monday for all involved.


Link
 
2014-02-01 05:34:20 PM
Her name is Rio and she slams the man in the sands
 
2014-02-01 05:34:54 PM
Dad labelled the porn properly. Not his fault.
 
2014-02-01 05:35:51 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: It's Europe. Was the problem that it wasn't hardcore enough?


If you think the US has a problem with sex and the madonna/whore complex, Italy makes us look positively progressive.

And their porn actors make Ron Jeremy look clean-shaven.
 
2014-02-01 05:39:44 PM

thornhill: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: It's Europe. Was the problem that it wasn't hardcore enough?

If this happened here, the GOP would be holding congressional hearings the next day and blaming this on the teachers union.


Well they  are such prudes after all . Democrats would have been fretting about not have enough gay/kiddie/beastiality on said film.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-01 05:40:43 PM

foxyshadis: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: It's Europe. Was the problem that it wasn't hardcore enough?

If you think the US has a problem with sex and the madonna/whore complex, Italy makes us look positively progressive.

And their porn actors make Ron Jeremy look clean-shaven.


Up youz!
static.tvgcdn.net
 
2014-02-01 05:40:58 PM
Sauce?
 
2014-02-01 05:42:09 PM
Put your porn on a USB drive where it could be lost/discovered? Why on earth would anyone do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do that?
 
2014-02-01 05:42:13 PM
First, why in the hell was the footage onthe flash drive not checked before showing it to kids?


secondly  that beats the hell out of my experience in Home Ec in 8th grade, some future Farker ( not me) put up a play boy centerfold behind the movie screen, we watched a movie in class and the teacher asked the kid closest to it to roll up/retract the screen and the entire class' faces were set to stunned.   The screen came back down to cover it very quickly, never did hear who did it, i doubt the caught him.
 
2014-02-01 05:42:49 PM

Mad_Radhu: Paris1127: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x423]
How does the Daily News manage to get away with posting smut like this in their articles?

At least it is not gangbang porn.

[www.maclife.com image 620x428]


What brand of USB hub is that?  It looks cool.
 
2014-02-01 05:43:57 PM
And further down the page:
Porn star Heidi Van Horny wants to have sex live online with 23 men to mark 23rd birthday
Better article.
 
2014-02-01 05:45:15 PM

Glitchwerks: Mad_Radhu: Paris1127: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x423]
How does the Daily News manage to get away with posting smut like this in their articles?

At least it is not gangbang porn.

[www.maclife.com image 620x428]

What brand of USB hub is that?  It looks cool.


Not sure. Grabbed a random pic from my GIS.
 
2014-02-01 05:46:59 PM

Mad_Radhu: Not sure. Grabbed a random pic from my GIS.


Damn.  The brand name is obscured and upside down.  I think it's Saitek.  Well, I'll go look it up.  Thanks though.
 
2014-02-01 05:47:06 PM
Meh.

The sooner some of those kids get exposed to their future careers the better.
 
2014-02-01 05:47:31 PM
cdn-ugc.mamaslatinas.com

Heidi Van Horny
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-01 05:49:17 PM
cig-mkr:
img.fark.net
Heidi Van Horny


More like Hide-y my Salami
 
2014-02-01 05:51:10 PM
NVM, found it on Amazon.  Satechi.
 
2014-02-01 05:51:54 PM

Mad_Radhu: Paris1127: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x423]
How does the Daily News manage to get away with posting smut like this in their articles?

At least it is not gangbang porn.

[www.maclife.com image 620x428]


what is that magical USB hub and where do I get it?
 
2014-02-01 05:57:05 PM

Glitchwerks: Mad_Radhu: Not sure. Grabbed a random pic from my GIS.

Damn.  The brand name is obscured and upside down.  I think it's Saitek.  Well, I'll go look it up.  Thanks though.


http://www.amazon.com/Satechi-Power-Adapter-Control-Switches/dp/B005 1P GX2I
 
2014-02-01 05:59:24 PM
Of course, come to think of it, even the original music video of that song would have probably generated quite a few complaints...
 
2014-02-01 06:02:26 PM
That's a little young to have the rhythm hummin' in a frenzy all the way down their spines.
 
2014-02-01 06:09:33 PM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Was this porn Amanda Knox approved?

/run to the border.........Taco Bell.


No because everyone in the movie lived
 
2014-02-01 06:14:30 PM
I bet that teacher reached for the Power Station really quickly when that popped up..
 
2014-02-01 06:27:20 PM
come on eileen...

/80s
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-01 06:31:09 PM

Outlaw2097: come on eileen...

/80s


www.iheartkroger.com
 
2014-02-01 06:32:36 PM

Mr. Shabooboo: I bet that teacher reached for the Power Station really quickly when that popped up..


I see what you did there!


On a related note, I always thought they were the best evolution of Duran Duran.  But I was always a big Robert Palmer fan, so I am biased.
 
2014-02-01 06:39:02 PM
Girls just want to have fun...
 
2014-02-01 06:40:51 PM

grimlock1972: First, why in the hell was the footage onthe flash drive not checked before showing it to kids?


secondly  that beats the hell out of my experience in Home Ec in 8th grade, some future Farker ( not me) put up a play boy centerfold behind the movie screen, we watched a movie in class and the teacher asked the kid closest to it to roll up/retract the screen and the entire class' faces were set to stunned.   The screen came back down to cover it very quickly, never did hear who did it, i doubt the caught him.


Quality...
 
2014-02-01 06:45:53 PM

gja: Outlaw2097: come on eileen...

/80s

[www.iheartkroger.com image 300x300]


so THAT'S what's grosser than grease on Olivia Newton John.
 
2014-02-01 06:56:28 PM

grimlock1972: First, why in the hell was the footage onthe flash drive not checked before showing it to kids?


And are they certain that was the only film on the drive? Did they carefully check all of the contents, or were they remiss in investigating the situation?
 
2014-02-01 07:18:04 PM
Does no one ever check their work before presentation anymore?
/sigh
 
2014-02-01 07:25:07 PM

IntertubeUser: Stuff like this is gonna happen on planet earth.  It's even happened to some friends of mine. Someone uploads their careless memories and the uproar rivals the sound of thunder. If this happened to me, I'd take the nightboat out of there, and go somewhere far away like Tel Aviv.  Anyone out there have ideas about what to do, please please tell me now.


Awesome
Anyone who had their first album got this one.
Cheers
 
2014-02-01 07:36:33 PM

the_end_is_rear: IntertubeUser: Stuff like this is gonna happen on planet earth.  It's even happened to some friends of mine. Someone uploads their careless memories and the uproar rivals the sound of thunder. If this happened to me, I'd take the nightboat out of there, and go somewhere far away like Tel Aviv.  Anyone out there have ideas about what to do, please please tell me now.

Awesome
Anyone who had their first album got this one.
Cheers


That sounds like something I should know but I just cant place it.
 
2014-02-01 07:36:40 PM

Kit Fister: Mad_Radhu: Paris1127: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x423]
How does the Daily News manage to get away with posting smut like this in their articles?

At least it is not gangbang porn.

[www.maclife.com image 620x428]

what is that magical USB hub and where do I get it?


*cracks knuckles*

Let's do this.
 
2014-02-01 07:38:45 PM
The teacher should have asked the parent who filled the usb stick "Is there something i should know?"
Instead, the kids were presented with a Big Thing, all part of the Skin Trade.
Now the teacher is notorious, while All She Wants Is some videos to show the kids?

/Singgggg Blue Silveeeer....
 
2014-02-01 07:40:55 PM

Kit Fister: what is that magical USB hub and where do I get it?


a.tgcdn.net
 
2014-02-01 07:45:25 PM

megarian: Kit Fister: Mad_Radhu: Paris1127: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x423]
How does the Daily News manage to get away with posting smut like this in their articles?

At least it is not gangbang porn.

[www.maclife.com image 620x428]

what is that magical USB hub and where do I get it?

*cracks knuckles*

Let's do this.


Any time
 
2014-02-01 07:59:26 PM
Now that's a PTA I'd be joining!!!!!
 
2014-02-01 08:03:50 PM
Smells like BS to me.

"Palace sources say...."

Show me a news story from a local source, quotes from the headmaster, and then I'll start believing.
 
2014-02-01 08:05:54 PM
Well these things happen..
 
2014-02-01 08:24:57 PM
Ciao.
 
2014-02-01 08:28:23 PM

gja: Outlaw2097: come on eileen...

/80s

[www.iheartkroger.com image 300x300]


And wipe it off!
 
2014-02-01 08:29:40 PM
Anyone else thinking of that Duran Duran episode of 'Keen Eddie'?

cdn.static.ovimg.com
 
2014-02-01 08:42:56 PM
No one has seen the actual girls on film video???
That isn't child safe itself!  Not even work safe.

http://vimeo.com/18521738

/maybe Italian TV safe though.
 
2014-02-01 09:01:41 PM

Badgers: Kit Fister: what is that magical USB hub and where do I get it?

[a.tgcdn.net image 600x347]


Apparently i'm not the ONLY one who reads Cyberguys catalogs while taking a dump...

/seriously..
 
2014-02-01 09:27:29 PM
 
2014-02-01 09:31:47 PM
The phrase "sex before 8 or its too late" doesn't rhyme in Italian.
 
2014-02-01 10:08:23 PM
Upon seeing the pupils' initial reaction to the video, the dumbfounded teacher asked, "Is there something I should know?"
 
2014-02-01 10:16:13 PM

Mr.Bobo: [stoneyroads.com image 639x460]

Duran Duran - Girls On Film


When this song first came out I misheard the lyrics as "Girls on Glue"
When I was told the correct lyrics, I couldn't help but laugh.
It was then that I was asked to leave from the exotic dancing establishment in which it was being played.
Such delicate flowers they are.
 
2014-02-01 10:29:20 PM

Kit Fister: megarian: Kit Fister: Mad_Radhu: Paris1127: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x423]
How does the Daily News manage to get away with posting smut like this in their articles?

At least it is not gangbang porn.

[www.maclife.com image 620x428]

what is that magical USB hub and where do I get it?

*cracks knuckles*

Let's do this.

Any time


Yeah, I don't think that's what she meant.
 
2014-02-01 10:32:45 PM

brimed03: Kit Fister: megarian: Kit Fister: Mad_Radhu: Paris1127: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x423]
How does the Daily News manage to get away with posting smut like this in their articles?

At least it is not gangbang porn.

[www.maclife.com image 620x428]

what is that magical USB hub and where do I get it?

*cracks knuckles*

Let's do this.

Any time

Yeah, I don't think that's what she meant.


And I didn't think she did either. I'm not capable of that anyway.
 
2014-02-01 10:35:32 PM

Mr.Bobo: [stoneyroads.com image 639x460]

Duran Duran - Girls On Film


Pretty sure that video's the edited version or you'd have to preface it with NSFW (and youtube wouldn't play it without a login).

/probably still safe for Europe though...
 
2014-02-01 10:38:18 PM
www.bestadsontv.com

this is how you make duran duran cool.
 
2014-02-01 10:39:01 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: It's Europe. Was the problem that it wasn't hardcore enough?


Yeah, that's what I thought too. Blue hells, this is ITALY. The kids probably pointed out problems with technique.
 
2014-02-01 10:47:55 PM
Does the porn video show the union of the snake?
 
2014-02-01 11:12:36 PM

jayhawk88: Well, you know what they say, People Are People. I'm sure the kids went Head Over Heels when they saw it. Hopefully the teacher is still Alive and Kicking, and the parents aren't too upset because It's A Sin. I'm sure it was a  Blue Monday for all involved.


derpicdn.net
 
2014-02-01 11:16:28 PM
When the Moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie...
That's a gangbang.
 
2014-02-02 12:26:00 AM
In lieu of the already-made "Union of the Snake" joke, Craig Ferguson's cold open lip sync of Duran Duran's  "White Lines" cover:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ToDnU3xcl4
 
2014-02-02 02:09:09 AM

PainInTheASP: Sometimes when mommies and daddies love each other very much, they like to see how many friends mommy can handle at one time.  Oh by the way, we think you're the neighbor's kid.

Goodnight honey!


Please, please tell me now.
 
2014-02-02 02:53:45 AM
This reminds me of a Fellini film where the priest is showing architectural slides to a class. Can't remember which one though.
 
2014-02-02 06:18:05 AM

SteakMan: No one has seen the actual girls on film video???
That isn't child safe itself!  Not even work safe.


Wow..I forgot how awesome videos could actually be. And Duran Duran had some tight music. Substance above and with style.
 
2014-02-02 07:45:38 AM
Was it porn or just the music video?

/"The Chauffeur" is hotter
 
2014-02-02 08:26:46 AM

RyansPrivates: Mr. Shabooboo: I bet that teacher reached for the Power Station really quickly when that popped up..

I see what you did there!


On a related note, I always thought they were the best evolution of Duran Duran.  But I was always a big Robert Palmer fan, so I am biased.


Ya..I'm a fan of both..Robert Palmer really had a wide range..He did blues and soul covers, he did pop and did them all with style. It's really a shame he died too soon.
 
2014-02-02 10:32:45 AM

CruJones: That song was on the self-titled album Duran Duran.  I know this because it was the first cassette tape I ever owned.  I saw it in a box not too long ago.

/lawn, off


Fun fact. The music video for it had female nudity...topless.
 
2014-02-02 10:49:47 AM

SteakMan: No one has seen the actual girls on film video???
That isn't child safe itself!  Not even work safe.

http://vimeo.com/18521738

/maybe Italian TV safe though.


Personally I preferred Ultavox's Visions of Blue.
 
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