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(New York Daily News)   Italian teacher accidentally shows porn to a classroom full of 8 year-olds, which was on a USB stick from a child's mother labeled Girls on Film; it featured "graphic gang bang scenes" set to music from Duran Duran. Best Show & Tell EVAR   (nydailynews.com) divider line 96
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2014-02-01 03:50:32 PM
assets.nydailynews.com
How does the Daily News manage to get away with posting smut like this in their articles?
 
2014-02-01 04:08:32 PM
Sometimes when mommies and daddies love each other very much, they like to see how many friends mommy can handle at one time.  Oh by the way, we think you're the neighbor's kid.

Goodnight honey!
 
2014-02-01 04:22:08 PM
I can imagine that caused quite a lot of discord and rhyme.
 
2014-02-01 04:25:32 PM
It's Europe. Was the problem that it wasn't hardcore enough?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-01 05:02:57 PM

PainInTheASP: Sometimes when mommies and daddies love each other very much, they like to see how many friends mommy can handle at one time.  Oh by the way, we think you're the neighbor's kid.

Goodnight honey!


LARF!
 
2014-02-01 05:04:10 PM
At least it wasn't Men on Film...

/three snaps in zee formation
 
2014-02-01 05:05:18 PM
Hung like the wolf?
 
2014-02-01 05:06:32 PM
Good thing she didn't click the one that said "Come Undone" or "Wild Boys."
 
2014-02-01 05:06:33 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: It's Europe. Was the problem that it wasn't hardcore enough?


If this happened here, the GOP would be holding congressional hearings the next day and blaming this on the teachers union.
 
2014-02-01 05:06:54 PM
Randy Marsh: Well, y-you see, when a-when a man and a woman fall in love, the-the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina. It's called lovemaking and it's part of being in love.

Token Williams:  And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too?

Token Williams: Five midgets, spanking a man covered with thousand dressing. Is that making love?

Token's Dad: Jesus, what kind of porno was that?

Gerald Broflovski: It was "Backdoor Sluts #9".

Token's Dad: Oh Jesus, not that one!
 
2014-02-01 05:07:14 PM
Stuff like this is gonna happen on planet earth.  It's even happened to some friends of mine. Someone uploads their careless memories and the uproar rivals the sound of thunder. If this happened to me, I'd take the nightboat out of there, and go somewhere far away like Tel Aviv.  Anyone out there have ideas about what to do, please please tell me now.
 
2014-02-01 05:07:18 PM
6 on 1?  Those are some Bad Boys.
 
2014-02-01 05:07:33 PM
I blame this on the teachers union.
 
2014-02-01 05:09:17 PM
How fast did she turn it off, or did she just start the "film" and then leave the room?  I will say that is quite a bit too young to see this, but if the teacher was paying attention then the only person in trouble should be the parent, if not then let them both suffer the consequences.  If the parent just got the tunes and didn't look at the video then really what is the matter with you, I still check everything I show my teenagers first.
 
2014-02-01 05:09:54 PM
Sometimes when mommies and daddies love each other very much, they like to see how many friends mommy can handle at one time.  Oh by the way, we think you're the neighbor's kid.

Goodnight honey!



qn.quotidiano.net
 
2014-02-01 05:10:19 PM

MattyBlast: 6 on 1?  Those are some Bad Wild Boys.


FTFM
 
2014-02-01 05:11:19 PM
That's awesome.  "oh it says 'girls on film.'  Surely it's a compilation of 80's music videos.  And nothing else.'
 
2014-02-01 05:13:00 PM
Was this porn Amanda Knox approved?

/run to the border.........Taco Bell.
 
2014-02-01 05:13:17 PM
I wonder when they will find a young American woman to blame for this.
 
2014-02-01 05:16:19 PM

Paris1127: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x423]
How does the Daily News manage to get away with posting smut like this in their articles?


At least it is not gangbang porn.

www.maclife.com
 
2014-02-01 05:18:35 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
Approves.
 
2014-02-01 05:21:12 PM
'At's-a Schweddy meat-a-balls-a!
 
2014-02-01 05:22:04 PM
And what did you learn at school today?
Sharing.
 
2014-02-01 05:22:13 PM
That song was on the self-titled album Duran Duran.  I know this because it was the first cassette tape I ever owned.  I saw it in a box not too long ago.

/lawn, off
 
2014-02-01 05:23:32 PM
Class, today I want to talk with you about sex
Yes, teacher, what would you like to know?
 
2014-02-01 05:23:52 PM
Well, you know what they say, People Are People. I'm sure the kids went Head Over Heels when they saw it. Hopefully the teacher is still Alive and Kicking, and the parents aren't too upset because It's A Sin. I'm sure it was a  Blue Monday for all involved.
 
2014-02-01 05:25:26 PM
There should have been a Reflex reaction to shut off the video.

/isn't that bizarre?
 
2014-02-01 05:26:10 PM
Where's the link?  I have a view to killing some kittens.
 
2014-02-01 05:26:20 PM
Here on Planet Girth?
 
2014-02-01 05:28:18 PM

Mad_Radhu: Paris1127: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x423]
How does the Daily News manage to get away with posting smut like this in their articles?

At least it is not gangbang porn.

[www.maclife.com image 620x428]


That's hot.  I always enjoyed a little ethnic diversity too...

/I'll be in my bunk
//Still stuck on USB 2.0
///Happens after 40
 
2014-02-01 05:29:21 PM
Was there a Sex Dwarf in it?
 
2014-02-01 05:32:10 PM

jayhawk88: Well, you know what they say, People Are People. I'm sure the kids went Head Over Heels when they saw it. Hopefully the teacher is still Alive and Kicking, and the parents aren't too upset because It's A Sin. I'm sure it was a  Blue Monday for all involved.


Link
 
2014-02-01 05:34:20 PM
Her name is Rio and she slams the man in the sands
 
2014-02-01 05:34:54 PM
Dad labelled the porn properly. Not his fault.
 
2014-02-01 05:35:51 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: It's Europe. Was the problem that it wasn't hardcore enough?


If you think the US has a problem with sex and the madonna/whore complex, Italy makes us look positively progressive.

And their porn actors make Ron Jeremy look clean-shaven.
 
2014-02-01 05:39:44 PM

thornhill: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: It's Europe. Was the problem that it wasn't hardcore enough?

If this happened here, the GOP would be holding congressional hearings the next day and blaming this on the teachers union.


Well they  are such prudes after all . Democrats would have been fretting about not have enough gay/kiddie/beastiality on said film.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-01 05:40:43 PM

foxyshadis: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: It's Europe. Was the problem that it wasn't hardcore enough?

If you think the US has a problem with sex and the madonna/whore complex, Italy makes us look positively progressive.

And their porn actors make Ron Jeremy look clean-shaven.


Up youz!
static.tvgcdn.net
 
2014-02-01 05:40:58 PM
Sauce?
 
2014-02-01 05:42:09 PM
Put your porn on a USB drive where it could be lost/discovered? Why on earth would anyone do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do that?
 
2014-02-01 05:42:13 PM
First, why in the hell was the footage onthe flash drive not checked before showing it to kids?


secondly  that beats the hell out of my experience in Home Ec in 8th grade, some future Farker ( not me) put up a play boy centerfold behind the movie screen, we watched a movie in class and the teacher asked the kid closest to it to roll up/retract the screen and the entire class' faces were set to stunned.   The screen came back down to cover it very quickly, never did hear who did it, i doubt the caught him.
 
2014-02-01 05:42:49 PM

Mad_Radhu: Paris1127: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x423]
How does the Daily News manage to get away with posting smut like this in their articles?

At least it is not gangbang porn.

[www.maclife.com image 620x428]


What brand of USB hub is that?  It looks cool.
 
2014-02-01 05:43:57 PM
And further down the page:
Porn star Heidi Van Horny wants to have sex live online with 23 men to mark 23rd birthday
Better article.
 
2014-02-01 05:45:15 PM

Glitchwerks: Mad_Radhu: Paris1127: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x423]
How does the Daily News manage to get away with posting smut like this in their articles?

At least it is not gangbang porn.

[www.maclife.com image 620x428]

What brand of USB hub is that?  It looks cool.


Not sure. Grabbed a random pic from my GIS.
 
2014-02-01 05:46:59 PM

Mad_Radhu: Not sure. Grabbed a random pic from my GIS.


Damn.  The brand name is obscured and upside down.  I think it's Saitek.  Well, I'll go look it up.  Thanks though.
 
2014-02-01 05:47:06 PM
Meh.

The sooner some of those kids get exposed to their future careers the better.
 
2014-02-01 05:47:31 PM
cdn-ugc.mamaslatinas.com

Heidi Van Horny
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-01 05:49:17 PM
cig-mkr:
img.fark.net
Heidi Van Horny


More like Hide-y my Salami
 
2014-02-01 05:51:10 PM
NVM, found it on Amazon.  Satechi.
 
2014-02-01 05:51:54 PM

Mad_Radhu: Paris1127: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x423]
How does the Daily News manage to get away with posting smut like this in their articles?

At least it is not gangbang porn.

[www.maclife.com image 620x428]


what is that magical USB hub and where do I get it?
 
2014-02-01 05:57:05 PM

Glitchwerks: Mad_Radhu: Not sure. Grabbed a random pic from my GIS.

Damn.  The brand name is obscured and upside down.  I think it's Saitek.  Well, I'll go look it up.  Thanks though.


http://www.amazon.com/Satechi-Power-Adapter-Control-Switches/dp/B005 1P GX2I
 
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