If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Global News (Canada))   Okay, so who had "Jaywalking in Vancouver" as the next thing Rob Ford was going to be busted for?   (globalnews.ca) divider line 64
    More: Amusing, Vancouver, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, Global News  
•       •       •

2438 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2014 at 2:16 PM (29 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



64 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2014-02-01 05:21:05 PM
Jaywalking in Vancouver

No, but I had the more accurate "Jaywalking in Hongkouver".
 
2014-02-01 05:33:18 PM
Getting tased in a strip club bust or aneurysm while performing cunnilingus. Possibly at the same time.
 
2014-02-01 05:49:27 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: It's exactly this sort of stupid shiat that's going to get him re-elected.

A thousand people jaywalk every day and no cop cares enough to even look at them. These cops saw their chance to ticket a celebrity and be in the news. The media piled on, including wrong reports that he'd been cited for public intoxication.

Mark my words, people are going to start feeling sorry for him.


Exactly.
This was the "top headline" story on the CBC website.  The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.  You know, the one we all have to pay for with our taxes?  That is supposed to be a fair and balanced reporting of the news?
For farks sake, it looks like the CBC is trying to compete with TMZ.
 
2014-02-01 06:02:20 PM

GoldDude: Mambo Bananapatch: It's exactly this sort of stupid shiat that's going to get him re-elected.

A thousand people jaywalk every day and no cop cares enough to even look at them. These cops saw their chance to ticket a celebrity and be in the news. The media piled on, including wrong reports that he'd been cited for public intoxication.

Mark my words, people are going to start feeling sorry for him.

Exactly.
This was the "top headline" story on the CBC website.  The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.  You know, the one we all have to pay for with our taxes?  That is supposed to be a fair and balanced reporting of the news?
For farks sake, it looks like the CBC is trying to compete with TMZ.


You must have missed the Ceeb crowing over breaking the Beibs arrest in T.O. B.S. first on Wed. or Thurs. what the hell ever night that was... TMZ north.
 
2014-02-01 06:08:39 PM

sno man: GoldDude: Mambo Bananapatch: It's exactly this sort of stupid shiat that's going to get him re-elected.

A thousand people jaywalk every day and no cop cares enough to even look at them. These cops saw their chance to ticket a celebrity and be in the news. The media piled on, including wrong reports that he'd been cited for public intoxication.

Mark my words, people are going to start feeling sorry for him.

Exactly.
This was the "top headline" story on the CBC website.  The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.  You know, the one we all have to pay for with our taxes?  That is supposed to be a fair and balanced reporting of the news?
For farks sake, it looks like the CBC is trying to compete with TMZ.

You must have missed the Ceeb crowing over breaking the Beibs arrest in T.O. B.S. first on Wed. or Thurs. what the hell ever night that was... TMZ north.


They've had budget cuts by the CPC, lost HNIC, this is what happens to a news org. that needs page hits to survive.
 
2014-02-01 06:34:15 PM

Last of the Crazy People: They've had budget cuts by the CPC, lost HNIC, this is what happens to a news org. that needs page hits to survive.


This part, right here, needs to stop.  The CPC needs to end the war on information or be ended.  The damage that F*ck Harper has done and not just on topic is going to take decades to undo.
 
2014-02-01 07:05:13 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Theory Of Null: This is just the calm before the storm.

New book coming out from Robyn Doolittle (Toronto Star) in which Renata Ford tells an acquaintance (secretly recording) that Rob had told her "I'm not giving up the blow" when he was elected.

/putting a toonie on "ODing in Sault Ste Marie with Justin Bieber"


Hey, that's my home-town you're talking about and... that's very plausible. You know, if they're passing through.

/probably the best place to get drugs for 300km around.
 
2014-02-01 07:43:41 PM
Sorry subby, I had stampeding cattle in the Vatican.
 
2014-02-01 11:21:01 PM

Don't Lag Me Bro: Can someone write an add-on for Firefox that screens out anything - Rob Ford or Justin Beiber, so no matter what site I go to, I never have to see that name again.


This won't remove them per say, but you can modify this grease monkey script:
https://userscripts.org/scripts/show/11035 

Its designed to replace censored words with good ole fashioned cusses, but you can easily edit it to replace, say, Rob Ford with "Pickles McDumperbrain" and Justin Beiber with "Hulk Hogan's Jock Strap" or whatever you prefer.

I installed it years ago, and still get a childhood chuckle while reading CNN and seeing "the Douchbag Administration" or "President George W Douchbag."
 
2014-02-02 02:48:20 AM

The_Fuzz: Don't Lag Me Bro: Can someone write an add-on for Firefox that screens out anything - Rob Ford or Justin Beiber, so no matter what site I go to, I never have to see that name again.

This won't remove them per say, but you can modify this grease monkey script:
https://userscripts.org/scripts/show/11035 

Its designed to replace censored words with good ole fashioned cusses, but you can easily edit it to replace, say, Rob Ford with "Pickles McDumperbrain" and Justin Beiber with "Hulk Hogan's Jock Strap" or whatever you prefer.

I installed it years ago, and still get a childhood chuckle while reading CNN and seeing "the Douchbag Administration" or "President George W Douchbag."


Don't know about Ford, but there's one called "shaved bieber" that blocks out all references to and images of JB. There's one for Miley Cyrus too. Sadly the JB blocker breaks PHPMyAdmin, which matters if you're a developer.
 
2014-02-02 02:49:34 AM

Mambo Bananapatch: The_Fuzz: Don't Lag Me Bro: Can someone write an add-on for Firefox that screens out anything - Rob Ford or Justin Beiber, so no matter what site I go to, I never have to see that name again.

This won't remove them per say, but you can modify this grease monkey script:
https://userscripts.org/scripts/show/11035 

Its designed to replace censored words with good ole fashioned cusses, but you can easily edit it to replace, say, Rob Ford with "Pickles McDumperbrain" and Justin Beiber with "Hulk Hogan's Jock Strap" or whatever you prefer.

I installed it years ago, and still get a childhood chuckle while reading CNN and seeing "the Douchbag Administration" or "President George W Douchbag."

Don't know about Ford, but there's one called "shaved bieber" that blocks out all references to and images of JB. There's one for ##### ##### too. Sadly the JB blocker breaks PHPMyAdmin, which matters if you're a developer.


http://gleu.ch/projects/shaved-bieber
 
2014-02-02 10:16:05 AM
@JakeAReid
In other news, Rob Ford woke up to see his shadow today, predicting at least 6 more weeks of hangovers.
 
2014-02-02 12:47:16 PM

hitmanric: I can honestly say I've never heard of anyone getting a ticket for jaywalking. Must be an american thing. If jaywalkers were ticketed around here the citys book would be in the black in no time.


Some VPD asshole was trying to make a name for himself as being the 'guy who busted Rob Ford'.

Noone gets tickets for jaywalking unless they are someone the VPD wants to harass.
 
2014-02-02 04:53:02 PM

MadSkillz: hitmanric: I can honestly say I've never heard of anyone getting a ticket for jaywalking. Must be an american thing. If jaywalkers were ticketed around here the citys book would be in the black in no time.

Some VPD asshole was trying to make a name for himself as being the 'guy who busted Rob Ford'.

Noone gets tickets for jaywalking unless they are someone the VPD wants to harass.


Or warn, as in, sober the fark up and get the fark out of town or we'll mean business Rob 'I smoked crack on video' Ford. Be thankful you got off lightly.
 
Displayed 14 of 64 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report