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(Komo)   Washington State ferries to be renamed for Seahawk players this Sunday. The 'M/V Marshawn Lynch' will depart from Kitsap Peninsula, smash into coastlines, pleasure boats, and various exposed rocks before reaching Seattle harbor safely   (komonews.com) divider line 38
    More: Silly, Marshawn Lynch, Kitsap Peninsula, Seahawks, Seattle, Washington State Ferries, pleasure crafts, Super Bowl, Issaquah  
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2014-02-01 02:16:19 PM  
The "Richard Sherman" to depart Edmonds, capture all passengers of the "Russell Wilson" that left Kingston, and take them all the way down to Tacoma.
 
2014-02-01 02:16:53 PM  
Will the Richard Sherman be fueled by "Adderal?"
 
2014-02-01 02:19:59 PM  

LessO2: Will the Richard Sherman be fueled by "Adderal?"


Nah, he learned how to fuel himself off the tears of his detractors long ago
 
2014-02-01 02:22:48 PM  

LessO2: Will the Richard Sherman be fueled by "Adderal?"


Awww, still clinging to that one, huh?  Bless your heart!
 
2014-02-01 02:28:50 PM  
Still no justice for Washington State Furries.
 
2014-02-01 02:36:21 PM  
If you see the MV Percy Harvin at your dock, just turn around and walk away, man.
 
2014-02-01 02:50:33 PM  
I thought it was bad luck to rename ships.
 
2014-02-01 02:53:08 PM  
I lol'd good one subby
 
2014-02-01 02:55:31 PM  
The MV Hasselbeck is rusting away in the junkyard
 
2014-02-01 03:04:34 PM  
I hope the "Harvin" can complete a round trip.

Been teased to many times.  The dude comes in, makes a great play then vanishes.

GOHAWKS
 
2014-02-01 03:05:06 PM  

bhcompy: The MV Hasselbeck is rusting away in the junkyard


They're re-naming the Kalakala the "Hasselbeck."

I'd say they should have named the Kalakala the "Mirer," but that infers that Mirer actually worked at some point.
 
2014-02-01 03:15:35 PM  
[Waiting for a Seahawks/fairies joke from a Broncos fan, refusing to make it myself because I am purportedly a mature adult.]
 
2014-02-01 03:22:43 PM  
BAINBRIDGE MODE
 
2014-02-01 03:27:56 PM  

Keith Dudemeister: [Waiting for a Seahawks/fairies joke from a Broncos fan, refusing to make it myself because I am purportedly a mature adult.]


Yeah, I was going to say that they're setting up a pretty easy joke for the haters.
 
2014-02-01 03:32:02 PM  

BMulligan: Keith Dudemeister: [Waiting for a Seahawks/fairies joke from a Broncos fan, refusing to make it myself because I am purportedly a mature adult.]

Yeah, I was going to say that they're setting up a pretty easy joke for the haters.


I guarantee this was an actual discussion in the Gov's office. "So someone's going to make a fairy joke, right? Are we OK with that? What's the governor's response?"

Politics is all about never underestimating the depth of the public's stupidity.
 
2014-02-01 03:36:44 PM  

LessO2: Will the Richard Sherman be fueled by "Adderal?"


More like hype and anger. It may break the sound byte barrier.
 
2014-02-01 03:41:19 PM  

JayCab: If you see the MV Percy Harvin at your dock, just turn around and walk away, man.


See, appropriate and funny jokes can be made at the Seahawks' expense. Why do the rest of you suck at it?
 
2014-02-01 03:49:41 PM  
I made the mistake of getting on the M/V Boz this morning, I'm still in the terminal.
 
2014-02-01 03:54:01 PM  

IAmRight: JayCab: If you see the MV Percy Harvin at your dock, just turn around and walk away, man.

See, appropriate and funny jokes can be made at the Seahawks' expense. Why do the rest of you suck at it?


Agreed. This is how it's done.

/Go
//Sea
//Hawks!
 
2014-02-01 04:04:56 PM  

LessO2: They're re-naming the Kalakala the "Hasselbeck."


Hasselbeck doesn't deserve that.

Also, last time I was in Washington state, the Puyallup was on the Kingston-Edmonds run, submitter.
 
2014-02-01 04:07:00 PM  
I hear the SS Marshawn Lynch runs through SF with no stops!
 
2014-02-01 04:27:36 PM  

lelio: I made the mistake of getting on the M/V Boz this morning, I'm still in the terminal.


Bo Jackson knocked it out of service
 
2014-02-01 04:28:19 PM  
More like Seattle Fairies, amirite?  Get it?  It's a play on the homonyms ferry and fairy.  Fine, just forget it.  My genius is wasted on you losers.
 
2014-02-01 04:46:01 PM  
So, just like BC Ferries?
 
2014-02-01 05:24:34 PM  
So the Coleman and Robinson alternate on the short run that is the Mukilteo/Clinton route?
 
2014-02-01 05:25:18 PM  
What about the MV Steve Largent?
 
2014-02-01 05:28:57 PM  
The "Russell Wilson" will depart from Port Angeles, dodge all of the gulf islands, scramble down Puget Sound and coast safely into Pier 52, which is not the route it was supposed to take but all of its passengers wanted to get there anyway.
 
2014-02-01 05:35:15 PM  

Wolfmanjames: What about the MV Steve Largent?


graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2014-02-01 05:40:08 PM  

BMulligan: Wolfmanjames: What about the MV Steve Largent?

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It goes from Port Townsend to Kingston and is always on time.
 
2014-02-01 05:55:41 PM  
No M/V Efren Herrera? Fail.
 
2014-02-01 06:09:26 PM  

Wadded Beef: No M/V Efren Herrera? Fail.


Noted Seahawks receiver Efren Herrera?  That ship was put into service once when nothing else worked on the Seattle/Bremerton run
 
2014-02-01 07:55:42 PM  
The MV Breno Giacomini departed from port half a second too early and had to restart the trip from five yards further back.
 
2014-02-01 08:49:22 PM  
The MV Marshawn Lynch? Heh, it will be the first boat in history sunk by a Pot Roast.
 
2014-02-01 09:21:54 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: The MV Marshawn Lynch? Heh, it will be the first boat in history sunk by a Pot Roast.


The Unger will run alongside the Lynch through the lanes past any pot roast.  It might also be hungry.
 
2014-02-01 10:06:49 PM  

Super Chronic: The MV Breno Giacomini departed from port half a second too early and had to restart the trip from five yards further back.


Eh, that's not his main issue.

The MV Breno Giacomini saw the MV Marshawn Lynch about to complete its run, then crashed into an orca for no real reason and the Lynch had to go back to where it started again. - 15 yards.
 
2014-02-01 10:37:55 PM  
Awesome headline subby. Thread full of lulz too. I can't even think of anything to contribute, I'm just laughing.
 
2014-02-02 04:40:55 AM  
In recent local news...courtesy the Kitsap Report:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-02 11:27:14 AM  

JayCab: If you see the MV Percy Harvin at your dock, just turn around and walk away, man.


No worries, that one's been in dry dock all season.
 
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