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(Some Papal Guy)   Caption what the Pope is saying to his posse   ( divider line
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2014-02-01 09:19:55 AM  
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2014-02-01 09:22:36 AM  
"No I said I wanted a SMALLER gear change knob!  I'll never get this one out of my ass!"
2014-02-01 09:25:24 AM  
"I am head of the most powerful church in the world, and we are driving around in this POS? Can't we get a Merc?"
2014-02-01 09:27:16 AM  
"I am head of the most powerful church in the world, and we are driving around in this POS? Can't we get a Merc?"

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2014-02-01 09:32:55 AM  
My hat blows off one more time and your next posting will be at the Holy Sewage Treatment Plant
2014-02-01 09:33:39 AM he brings me a 15 year old. A *fifteen* year old! I'm like, "Mother farker, do I look like I'm looking for a sugar daddy?!"
2014-02-01 10:26:46 AM  
The Van Wyck? At this time of day? We're gonna miss the flight.
2014-02-01 11:06:44 AM  
Hey guys... You know what the best thing is about riding in a convertible?... *paarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*... Ventilation!
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-01 11:09:56 AM  
Why didn't you go before we started?
2014-02-01 11:53:18 AM  
This Decoy Pope idea is fantastic, Antonio.  No one will ever know the real Francis is one of those anonymous Cardinals in the back.
2014-02-01 12:01:35 PM  
2014-02-01 12:03:05 PM  
I am tired of Italian girls. Drive me to where I can pick up some German broads.
2014-02-01 12:04:19 PM  
Let's see what this Lark can do! Careful, we'll be reaching speeds of 10!

/pope hardcheese
2014-02-01 12:09:23 PM  
Take her for a test-drive and you'll agree...Put it in "H"!
2014-02-01 12:09:33 PM  
C'mon, Giovanni, punch it!  Whaddathey gonna go?  Ticket the frickin' pope?
2014-02-01 12:09:43 PM  
"Why you bishops all up in my grill?"
2014-02-01 12:13:00 PM  
"WOOOOOO.  We're in Rome, biatchES!"
2014-02-01 12:15:57 PM  
Dudes, I'm so baked. Let's stop for some burgers.
2014-02-01 12:16:25 PM  
"So you are telling me the DMV gave my ASSMAN vanity plate to some other guy?"
2014-02-01 12:19:32 PM  
I diddle one alter boy and you gotta handcuff me to this piece of shiat and parade me around??
2014-02-01 12:21:14 PM  
"Keep it under 80, Mario."
2014-02-01 12:23:49 PM  
It's a 106 miles to Rome, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes...
2014-02-01 12:24:20 PM  
It be a straight up sausage fest in hurrr. Can't we be dipping in some fly choir honeys?
2014-02-01 12:27:11 PM  
Sure I lika da poors, but a Fiat?
2014-02-01 12:27:57 PM  
For Christ's sake, stop and ask for directions!  We're already 2 hours late!
2014-02-01 12:41:04 PM  
ArchBishop: "Driver, prepare to move out."
Pope: "What are you preparing?! You're always preparing! Just go!"
2014-02-01 12:43:33 PM  
Release the Trunk Monkey!!
2014-02-01 12:49:04 PM  
Dude. Dunkin Donuts, on your left. I need coffee and a cruller.
2014-02-01 12:49:56 PM  
"Didn't there use to be bullet proof glass on this before? Guys?...."
2014-02-01 12:56:55 PM  
"You dumbasses, I'm not the Pope anymore!"
2014-02-01 01:01:04 PM  
"they see me rollin, they hatin, out patrolling trying to catch me poping dirty."
2014-02-01 01:01:41 PM  
"I'm more popular than JFK."
2014-02-01 01:03:11 PM  
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2014-02-01 01:09:20 PM  
Lookin Like this Pimpin Aint Easy. Where those Hoes?
2014-02-01 01:18:30 PM  
Driver: " I'm not sayin' we ARE gay, just sayin' that, if me and my partner here WERE gay, that you could go ahead and marry us, you bein' the Pope an' all...if you were any kind of REAL Pope..."
2014-02-01 01:21:00 PM  
Solo alcuni buoni vecchi ragazzi, non significa nulla di male. Batte tutti avete mai visto, nei guai con la legge dal giorno in cui sono nati.
2014-02-01 01:22:52 PM  
Pope Francis:  what are you listening to my son?    Driver:  Bat out of hell by meatloaf your Eminence.   Francis: crank it up!
2014-02-01 01:23:27 PM  
"Man, I dont even have an opinion."
2014-02-01 01:28:09 PM  
You a-know a-whatta FIAT stands a-for? It a-stands for "Found onna da Road Dead".
2014-02-01 01:29:29 PM  
Hurry up, I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes...
2014-02-01 01:29:29 PM  
I a-knewwa I a-shoulda a-taken a left atta Albuquerque
2014-02-01 01:31:00 PM  
You a-makka my Bigga Gulp spill again anna Imma gonna pray you a-right in to the third circle ovva Hell!
2014-02-01 01:34:37 PM  
I a-readda the bill-a-boards aloud onna da road trips. It's a-my thing. No way that a-ever gets a-old. Listen "A-hooters! Wings anna re-a-fresha-aments. Next Exita!" "Econolodge Free a-wi-a-fi! Hot a-break-a-fast! Jacuzzi Suites 5 a-miles"

What do you mean, I a-gots to get out and walk now?
2014-02-01 01:49:20 PM  
"Am I gonna have to make this a Prodigy song?  Am I gonna have to smack by bishop?  Am I?"
2014-02-01 01:51:41 PM  
"I have to poop."
2014-02-01 01:52:21 PM  
"You are being graced with my holy farts since you passed on Communion.  Breathe deeply, my sons."
2014-02-01 01:53:15 PM  
Whataya mean you didn't go for the air ride?  This Pope wants to bounce.
2014-02-01 01:58:45 PM  
"Guido, duya  thinka Caardinal Marconi gonna geta maada me for makinga dis outafita outta my bedspreeadda and shaalwer curtin?  It be biatchin eh?"  (I woonder if he be-a likin mya Canaadian ac-centa?)
2014-02-01 01:59:19 PM  
"Bishops please!"
2014-02-01 02:01:13 PM  
Pull over and stop by the deli; their gefilte fish is to die for.
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