mikaloyd: Thats the creepiest post Ive read all week. Its too bad we can only vote funny or smart on posts. If there had been a creepy button Id have clicked it for you.
mayIFark: cretinbob: Is she hot?Who are you referring as "she"? Mom, or daughter?If Mom, I pity your standard, if daughter, you are a pedo.
95BV5: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Zombalupagus: FTA: The New York District Attorney's Office has charged Ostolaza with endangering the welfare of a child under 17, a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail.Only a misdemeanor??? WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING F***???Well around here I would assume she would get hot withPandering felony 4Contrib misd 1Neglect felony 6Now the thing is, typically, the arresting officer will only charge the misdemeanor. The prosecutor and investigators charge the felonies. So when you see some terrible offense reported with a minor charge...more typically are dropped on the offender. The rule is charge the slam dunk that will keep them in jail and let everyone else pour through the evidence to see which will stick.Uh, the phrase you want there is "pore over" or "pore through." Jesus Christ.
Prey4reign: I'm so glad that the Sun Sentinel ferreted out that important distinction from Facebook and other public records. Whoever said that print journalism was a dying art?
iheartscotch: Jesus; a mom trying to pimp out her own daughter.That should be automatic death penalty; or at the very least, forceable sterilization.
semiotix: I don't get the business model here.Sure, there's demand for underage prostitutes. Maybe there's even so much demand that there are guys who will risk the random off-the-street solicitation of some out-of-town redneck mom, instead of going through the established (and presumably much safer) mobbed-up channels.But does the Super Bowl really change the demand curve here? The few extra people that the game is bringing into the NYC area (home to ~15M people and more than enough underage prostitutes) are the ones who can afford to hire the sufficiently legal 19-year-old through the escort service in the phone book. That is, the 19-year-old who just does a better 15-year-old impression than any 15-year-old alive.I think Mom should have paged through her old microeconomics textbook before committing to this bit of entrepreneurship.
Petit_Merdeux: I wonder how much she made at the republican national convention?
Prey4reign: Police identified the mother as Yolanda Ostoloza, 39, of Hollywood, but her Facebook page and other public records list her name as Yolanda Ostolaza.I'm so glad that the Sun Sentinel ferreted out that important distinction from Facebook and other public records. Whoever said that print journalism was a dying art?
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