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(Sun Sentinel)   Mother takes her 15 year-old daughter to New Jersey for the Super Bowl so she can make some quick cash by selling her teenager to visitors for sex. Things, of course, did not go as planned   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 91
    More: Florida, New Jersey, Super Bowl, New York, Yolanda Ostolaza, Doubletree, Nova Southeastern University, Rikers Island, selling  
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2014-02-01 02:31:36 PM  
Let me set the record straight - I thought the cop was a prostitute.
 
2014-02-01 02:36:29 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: MajorTubeSteak: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: SirEattonHogg: Why do people accused of a crime just open their stupid craw and say whatever comes to mind without waiting for their attorney?

Are you asking why a woman,  who was just was arrested for pimping out her 15 year old, would make a bad decision?

The suspects typically want to minimize their actions or want some sort of "understanding" from the police.

Will sit there in depth explaining why his wife needed the frying pan across the mouth.


Sometimes people think that if they sweet talk the police they can get off, like when you are caught speeding.  What they fail to realize is the police can't and won't let you off when the stakes has been raised to a felony.

At this point, anything you say is just helping strengthen their case against you.

Gotta call BS on this one. I've talked my way out of a felony on more than one occasion. That said, in many cases and for most people, keeping your trap shut is generally good policy. If you know what not to say, there is little risk.


I'm not smooth enough to sell ice cubes to Eskimos, so if I am ever in that in that situation.  I'm gonna STFU, and let me lawyer work his magic.
 
2014-02-01 02:36:40 PM  

semiotix: I don't get the business model here.

Sure, there's demand for underage prostitutes. Maybe there's even so much demand that there are guys who will risk the random off-the-street solicitation of some out-of-town redneck mom, instead of going through the established (and presumably much safer) mobbed-up channels.

But does the Super Bowl really change the demand curve here? The few extra people that the game is bringing into the NYC area (home to ~15M people and more than enough underage prostitutes) are the ones who can afford to hire the sufficiently legal 19-year-old through the escort service in the phone book. That is, the 19-year-old who just does a better 15-year-old impression than any 15-year-old alive.

I think Mom should have paged through her old microeconomics textbook before committing to this bit of entrepreneurship.


She was thinking with heart instead of her head.
She's a Seattle fan who just wanted to whore out her daughter at Seahawks' Super Bowl appearance.
How many chances is she likely to get??
 
2014-02-01 02:37:29 PM  
So a clear violation of the Mann Act. Why no charges? Is it because the police think that only a mann can be charged with it and not a womann?
 
2014-02-01 02:41:55 PM  

iheartscotch: Jesus; a mom trying to pimp out her own daughter.

That should be automatic death penalty; or at the very least, forceable sterilization.


Watch BBC Panorama: The Ultimate Taboo

Seriously, you won't automatically think of moms as nurturers ever again.
 
2014-02-01 02:42:13 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: So a clear violation of the Mann Act. Why no charges? Is it because the police think that only a mann can be charged with it and not a womann?


Thank you, Sheriff Buford T. Justice.


Obscure? Probably not.
 
2014-02-01 02:45:43 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: So a clear violation of the Mann Act. Why no charges? Is it because the police think that only a mann can be charged with it and not a womann?


IIRC, the Feds need to be involved in order to level a Mann Act charge.  And I hear they're all busy doing important surveillance work at the casinos in Jersey and Vegas, until Monday.
 
2014-02-01 02:49:51 PM  
Was that a selfie of the kid, wiith neck tat?
/Some fine parenting there, Louise. Louisa, whatevs.
 
2014-02-01 02:50:00 PM  

cretinbob: Is she hot?


Who are you referring as "she"? Mom, or daughter?

If Mom, I pity your standard, if daughter, you are a pedo.
 
2014-02-01 02:56:22 PM  
Now their is a small business entrepreneur with the right attitudes about of women and child labor that Conservatives can rally behind!

/bootstraps
 
2014-02-01 03:23:25 PM  

DogBlack: Benjimin_Dover: So a clear violation of the Mann Act. Why no charges? Is it because the police think that only a mann can be charged with it and not a womann?

Thank you, Sheriff Buford T. Justice.


Obscure? Probably not.


I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molasses!
 
2014-02-01 03:44:34 PM  

Mega Steve: She's now in a women's jail on Rikers Island

The warden is pretty scary, I hear

[img.fark.net image 689x530]

/nipple


You could Troi a little harder than that to be disturbing.

wombat.tirsek.com
 
2014-02-01 03:53:34 PM  

bigworld2000: $200.  And a room at the Doubletree this weekend must be astronomical. Add in the cost of the flight, I can't see them making it economically all that worthwhile. It's as if this woman has bad judgement or something.


$200!?  If you can't get more than $200 for a 15 year old then she must be pretty ugly.  I don't have any first hand experience but that kind of risk would have to command a premium.  Plus you KNOW the cop haggled to get the price down to something really despicable.
 
2014-02-01 04:08:34 PM  

DogBlack: Benjimin_Dover: So a clear violation of the Mann Act. Why no charges? Is it because the police think that only a mann can be charged with it and not a womann?

Thank you, Sheriff Buford T. Justice.


Obscure? Probably not.


No. If I wasn't on mobile, I was gunna post a pic of BTJ when I posted.
 
2014-02-01 04:13:39 PM  
FTA: The New York District Attorney's Office has charged Ostolaza with endangering the welfare of a child under 17, a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail.

Only a misdemeanor??? WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING F***???
 
2014-02-01 04:30:28 PM  

mayIFark: cretinbob: Is she hot?

Who are you referring as "she"? Mom, or daughter?

If Mom, I pity your standard, if daughter, you are a pedo.


may wanna look up the definition of pedophile. Apparently nowadays looking at any female under 18 brands you a "pedo." Which isn't the case at all.

But you've been taught by the internet and media to yell "PEDO" even if the girl in question is 17.
 
2014-02-01 04:37:57 PM  

iheartscotch: Jesus; a mom trying to pimp out her own daughter.

That should be automatic death penalty; or at the very least, forceable sterilization.


Why do you hate the free market?
 
2014-02-01 04:43:46 PM  

MajorTubeSteak: Wasilla Hillbilly: MajorTubeSteak: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: SirEattonHogg: Why do people accused of a crime just open their stupid craw and say whatever comes to mind without waiting for their attorney?

Are you asking why a woman,  who was just was arrested for pimping out her 15 year old, would make a bad decision?

The suspects typically want to minimize their actions or want some sort of "understanding" from the police.

Will sit there in depth explaining why his wife needed the frying pan across the mouth.


Sometimes people think that if they sweet talk the police they can get off, like when you are caught speeding.  What they fail to realize is the police can't and won't let you off when the stakes has been raised to a felony.

At this point, anything you say is just helping strengthen their case against you.

Gotta call BS on this one. I've talked my way out of a felony on more than one occasion. That said, in many cases and for most people, keeping your trap shut is generally good policy. If you know what not to say, there is little risk.

I'm not smooth enough to sell ice cubes to Eskimos, so if I am ever in that in that situation.  I'm gonna STFU, and let me lawyer work his magic.


Fair enough. Funny though, I actually have been referred to in that way many times ("could sell ice cubes to an Eskimo", etc.), and I don't usually take offense as it is often, I believe, said as a compliment. However, I don't like it because it insinuates that I am being deceptive. I am usually completely sincere. Sincere and convincing. I wouldn't sell you something that I didn't honestly believe had value and could improve your life, so to speak.
 
2014-02-01 04:49:04 PM  

bigworld2000: No issues here.

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I guess Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is a fetish
 
2014-02-01 04:50:41 PM  

Zombalupagus: FTA: The New York District Attorney's Office has charged Ostolaza with endangering the welfare of a child under 17, a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail.

Only a misdemeanor??? WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING F***???


Dude. Chill. She was just gonna do fetish stuff. District attorneys understand these things and have discretion regarding what kind of charges to assign. I mean if it had been for something, uh, non-fetishy, I'm sure the charges would reflect that and be a felony.
 
2014-02-01 04:52:31 PM  
Wow I have nothing nice to say about the mom.
 
2014-02-01 05:11:22 PM  
This was considered good manners in many cultures before the Missionaries arrived.

/dammit
 
2014-02-01 05:19:22 PM  
Oh, wonderful. This is all the confirmation people are going to need to double down on the "Super Bowl is the biggest sex trafficking event" (or "venue") derp that sprung out of fevered imaginations a few years ago, after "Super Bowl is the biggest domestic violence day" was completely discredited.

Inevitably they're also the same morons who confuse any kind of prostitution with involuntary sex trafficking.
 
2014-02-01 06:33:28 PM  
Someone in the media has been working WAY too hard to link the Superbowl to sex trafficing this year.
 
2014-02-01 06:55:58 PM  
semiotix:  maybe it's just a six-sigma bad life decision.

I love that.
 
2014-02-01 07:03:54 PM  
Considering the super bowl leads to more cops going undercover, anyone who would solicit a prostitute or john at the superbowl is a dumbass.

foxyshadis: Oh, wonderful. This is all the confirmation people are going to need to double down on the "Super Bowl is the biggest sex trafficking event" (or "venue") derp that sprung out of fevered imaginations a few years ago, after "Super Bowl is the biggest domestic violence day" was completely discredited.

Inevitably they're also the same morons who confuse any kind of prostitution with involuntary sex trafficking.


And this. The "Super bowl is the biggest sex trafficking event in the world" was debunked a long time ago, too, yet people believe it when groups say 300,000 sex trafficking victims are brought in for the super bowl (even though there is no way in hell that number could be accurate without a lot of people noticing; 300,000 additional people in a metro area of 1 million would be pretty damn noticable).
 
2014-02-01 07:12:44 PM  

mayIFark: cretinbob: Is she hot?

Who are you referring as "she"? Mom, or daughter?

If Mom, I pity your standard, if daughter, you are a pedo.


"Look, you wait 'til they get to be 20 years old, the only picking that's going to take place is your pocket. You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16. They'll pick your ducks."
 
2014-02-01 07:46:31 PM  

Zombalupagus: FTA: The New York District Attorney's Office has charged Ostolaza with endangering the welfare of a child under 17, a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail.

Only a misdemeanor??? WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING F***???


Well around here I would assume she would get hot with
Pandering felony 4
Contrib misd 1
Neglect felony 6

Now the thing is, typically, the arresting officer will only charge the misdemeanor. The prosecutor and investigators charge the felonies. So when you see some terrible offense reported with a minor charge...more typically are dropped on the offender. The rule is charge the slam dunk that will keep them in jail and let everyone else pour through the evidence to see which will stick.
 
2014-02-01 08:27:18 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Zombalupagus: FTA: The New York District Attorney's Office has charged Ostolaza with endangering the welfare of a child under 17, a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail.

Only a misdemeanor??? WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING F***???

Well around here I would assume she would get hot with
Pandering felony 4
Contrib misd 1
Neglect felony 6

Now the thing is, typically, the arresting officer will only charge the misdemeanor. The prosecutor and investigators charge the felonies. So when you see some terrible offense reported with a minor charge...more typically are dropped on the offender. The rule is charge the slam dunk that will keep them in jail and let everyone else pour through the evidence to see which will stick.


Uh, the phrase you want there is "pore over" or "pore through." Jesus Christ.
 
2014-02-01 08:39:16 PM  

95BV5: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Zombalupagus: FTA: The New York District Attorney's Office has charged Ostolaza with endangering the welfare of a child under 17, a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail.

Only a misdemeanor??? WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING F***???

Well around here I would assume she would get hot with
Pandering felony 4
Contrib misd 1
Neglect felony 6

Now the thing is, typically, the arresting officer will only charge the misdemeanor. The prosecutor and investigators charge the felonies. So when you see some terrible offense reported with a minor charge...more typically are dropped on the offender. The rule is charge the slam dunk that will keep them in jail and let everyone else pour through the evidence to see which will stick.

Uh, the phrase you want there is "pore over" or "pore through." Jesus Christ.



Uhhh, you also missed the hot when I meant hit and a couple glaring comma omissions.  If you are going to be a grammar douchebag atleast do it well.  Otherwise, you might just come across as just a douchebag that wants to critique someone's writing in an online post.  Now I am not saying you are a douchebag, I am sure that you are one of the few academic white knights that wants to champion the Kings English in all its written forms, I am just saying the layperson might just view you as a douchebag.

/douche
 
2014-02-01 08:50:23 PM  
Other than rumors that toilet flushing during half time raised concern amongst some municipalities, I'd never heard of the Superbowl/Sex Trafficking as being more extreme than any major sporting event or political convention.  BTW, does Obama have some sort of alibi to imply that he wasn't behind all of this?  I'm sure there are some impeachable offenses in this story we're just not hearing.
 
2014-02-01 09:04:31 PM  
s2.dmcdn.net
 
2014-02-01 09:37:20 PM  
Going from L.A. to N.Y. its going to take a lot of $200 tricks to pay for.
 
2014-02-01 10:17:25 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: 95BV5: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Zombalupagus: FTA: The New York District Attorney's Office has charged Ostolaza with endangering the welfare of a child under 17, a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail.

Only a misdemeanor??? WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING F***???

Well around here I would assume she would get hot with
Pandering felony 4
Contrib misd 1
Neglect felony 6

Now the thing is, typically, the arresting officer will only charge the misdemeanor. The prosecutor and investigators charge the felonies. So when you see some terrible offense reported with a minor charge...more typically are dropped on the offender. The rule is charge the slam dunk that will keep them in jail and let everyone else pour through the evidence to see which will stick.

Uh, the phrase you want there is "pore over" or "pore through." Jesus Christ.


Uhhh, you also missed the hot when I meant hit and a couple glaring comma omissions.  If you are going to be a grammar douchebag atleast do it well.  Otherwise, you might just come across as just a douchebag that wants to critique someone's writing in an online post.  Now I am not saying you are a douchebag, I am sure that you are one of the few academic white knights that wants to champion the Kings English in all its written forms, I am just saying the layperson might just view you as a douchebag.

/douche


Ah, the profanity retort. Fantastic. Anything else besides ad hominem in your wheelhouse?

/I doubt it.
 
2014-02-01 10:31:55 PM  

stuffy: Going from L.A. to N.Y. its going to take a lot of $200 tricks to pay for.


Reread the tag.  It's Hollywood FLORIDA.  I made the same mistake when I first read it.
 
2014-02-01 10:56:42 PM  

God_Almighty_Himself: iheartscotch: Jesus; a mom trying to pimp out her own daughter.

That should be automatic death penalty; or at the very least, forceable sterilization.

Going after a woman's reproductive rights is always the first move for you people.


By 'you people', you mean the darkies, right?
 
2014-02-01 11:29:16 PM  
The cops handcuffed her so, in a way, the daughter did end up only doing "fetish stuff" that night.

/I have never been prouder to have been born in NJ and now living in FL.
 
2014-02-02 08:32:36 AM  

parkerlewis: "I thought my daughter was just going to do the fetish stuff."

"Before detectives handcuffed her, she told them she was only 15 "

So did the detectives have to pay or was there no charge?


I was wondering how far into the "service" the detective went before he pulled out the handcuffs.  And I'll bet you a dollar he saw / touched / was touched more than the report will list.

/
 
2014-02-02 10:27:31 AM  

95BV5: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: 95BV5: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Zombalupagus: FTA: The New York District Attorney's Office has charged Ostolaza with endangering the welfare of a child under 17, a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail.

Only a misdemeanor??? WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING F***???

Well around here I would assume she would get hot with
Pandering felony 4
Contrib misd 1
Neglect felony 6

Now the thing is, typically, the arresting officer will only charge the misdemeanor. The prosecutor and investigators charge the felonies. So when you see some terrible offense reported with a minor charge...more typically are dropped on the offender. The rule is charge the slam dunk that will keep them in jail and let everyone else pour through the evidence to see which will stick.

Uh, the phrase you want there is "pore over" or "pore through." Jesus Christ.


Uhhh, you also missed the hot when I meant hit and a couple glaring comma omissions.  If you are going to be a grammar douchebag atleast do it well.  Otherwise, you might just come across as just a douchebag that wants to critique someone's writing in an online post.  Now I am not saying you are a douchebag, I am sure that you are one of the few academic white knights that wants to champion the Kings English in all its written forms, I am just saying the layperson might just view you as a douchebag.

/douche

Ah, the profanity retort. Fantastic. Anything else besides ad hominem in your wheelhouse?

/I doubt it.


Here we have an example of a debate technique. When the opponent raises a valid winning point that cannot be refuted AND an ad hominem attack, point out the ad hominid attack and ignore the rest. This way, the audience won't see you fail as you try to refute it and distract them away from the opponent's winning statements.
 
2014-02-02 02:47:43 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-02 06:12:26 PM  

parkerlewis: "I thought my daughter was just going to do the fetish stuff."

"Before detectives handcuffed her, she told them she was only 15 "

So did the detectives have to pay or was there no charge?


Good catch there.
 
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