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(NYPost)   Family props up and poses with dead boxer's corpse in boxing ring "casket", proving it's never too late for a photo op. Stay classy Puerto Rico   (nypost.com) divider line 24
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2014-02-01 09:59:30 AM  
4 votes:
This immediately came to mind
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2014-02-01 12:01:07 PM  
3 votes:
With a record of 5-15, he should have posed face down on the canvas.
2014-02-01 10:00:40 AM  
3 votes:
And we've found the opponent for George Zimmerman's upcoming boxing match!  He's already wearing a hood, and he's already been shot dead.  Fatass might be able to take him.
2014-02-01 08:00:56 PM  
2 votes:

ecl: thamike: [synthesis.net image 512x349]

Ok.  I want to be fashioned into a piece of furniture and used as a nice rocking chair.  Maybe a coffee table.  Coat rack.


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Peter Sichel's prize winning ficus is the toast of the town for yet another year.

"The wine is almost lifelike!"

"Delicious again, Peter."
2014-02-01 11:48:30 AM  
2 votes:
He wasn't killed in the ring? By Tex Colorado, you know, "The Arizona Assassin?"
2014-02-01 10:00:38 AM  
2 votes:

MattyFridays: "stay classy Puerto Rico"

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND CUSTOMS OF ANOTHER CULTURE SO I WILL MOCK THEM ON A WHOLE.

Seriously, who greenlit this headline?  They should lose their mod powers.


Oh, do most Puerto Ricans prop up dead people in a boxing ring?  What a fascinating culture.
2014-02-01 07:03:18 PM  
1 votes:
Mantour:
Grandpa liked his kayaking:

Grandpa was also a horny rascal!

reneau.smugmug.com
2014-02-01 03:26:13 PM  
1 votes:
I'm just grateful that he wasn't famous for being a porn star.
2014-02-01 11:33:08 AM  
1 votes:
At least he was a boxer and not a pron star!
2014-02-01 10:59:55 AM  
1 votes:
I would have thought, that if this guy had a 5-15 record, boxing would have been the last thing he would wanted to be remember for.  With that record, I bet even he didn't remember he had been a boxer.
2014-02-01 10:39:36 AM  
1 votes:
Free boxer
2014-02-01 10:32:15 AM  
1 votes:

Butterflew: LoneWolf343: The_Original_Roxtar: Mangoose: Family chooses to honor dead's last wish. Stay racist, submitter.

"Puerto Rican" is an ethnicity/nationality... not a race.

What do you think a "race" is, you farking moron?

The "race" is Hispanic. The nationality is Puerto Rican. Or Cuban. Or Guatemalan. Or Mexican. Take your pick.


How you feeling about the "farking moron" comment now?
2014-02-01 10:16:55 AM  
1 votes:
He'll look great in the den.
ecl
2014-02-01 10:07:11 AM  
1 votes:

zimbomba63: I've already expressed my wish to be waked, showing me fapping the shower.  Everybody nodded, but, I have to wonder.


I want to be positioned on a toilet so it looks like someone just opened the bathroom door and I'm yelling to close it.

I want to be remembered as a I lived.
2014-02-01 10:03:00 AM  
1 votes:
I've already expressed my wish to be waked, showing me fapping the shower.  Everybody nodded, but, I have to wonder.
2014-02-01 09:56:23 AM  
1 votes:

Headso: palelizard: Aww. That's sweet.  I hope my family does the same with my corpse, only in a bar.  I'll take care of the pickling to save them some trouble.

then everyone there can kinda just leave one by one and leave your corpse there to pick up the tab.

"ok buddy it's closing time and your friends left you with a 1200 dollar tab.......buddy?"


I would die of shame if my friends ran up only a $1200 bar tab at my funeral.
2014-02-01 09:51:36 AM  
1 votes:
Is the standing eight count in effect?
2014-02-01 09:50:40 AM  
1 votes:

palelizard: Aww. That's sweet.  I hope my family does the same with my corpse, only in a bar.  I'll take care of the pickling to save them some trouble.


then everyone there can kinda just leave one by one and leave your corpse there to pick up the tab.

"ok buddy it's closing time and your friends left you with a 1200 dollar tab.......buddy?"
2014-02-01 09:49:55 AM  
1 votes:
I don't think Subby is racist. I think Subby just has open contempt for people who grieve differently than he does, which is just a slightly different kind of sick.
2014-02-01 09:48:06 AM  
1 votes:
[spiffy] Dead biker buried riding his Harley in gigantic transparent casket
[sick]  Family props up and poses with dead boxer's corpse in boxing ring "casket", proving it's never too late for a photo op. Stay classy Puerto Rico


Brown people, right? Stay classy, Subby.
2014-02-01 09:45:43 AM  
1 votes:
Aww. That's sweet.  I hope my family does the same with my corpse, only in a bar.  I'll take care of the pickling to save them some trouble.
2014-02-01 08:48:40 AM  
1 votes:
funny how the dead biker buried riding Harley in giant lexan casket got the spiffy tab but this is sick.
2014-02-01 08:22:46 AM  
1 votes:
Family chooses to honor dead's last wish. Stay racist, submitter.
2014-02-01 08:03:03 AM  
1 votes:
He was 5-15 and this is how he wants to be remembered?
 
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