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2014-02-01 09:27:20 AM
16 votes:

i586.photobucket.com

2014-02-01 08:37:44 AM
10 votes:
Thanks, Snowbama!
2014-02-01 06:31:51 AM
10 votes:

Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


Yeah. It's how we keep populations in line after a real winter's worth of cabin fever induced sex.
2014-02-01 05:19:38 AM
8 votes:
to be fair, it's not "people in the south". It's infowars, and some lady who put up a youtube video.

that said, the video of the lady "burning" the snow amused me in the same way it would if I ws to watch a monkey inspecting something harmless that he had never seen before and was moderately frightened by it.
2014-02-01 03:39:28 AM
8 votes:
gobunnybooks.files.wordpress.com
2014-02-01 09:48:50 AM
7 votes:
Obama's Weather Machine is responsible for more deaths than all of Bush's wars, and the Mind Control drugs dumped into our food supply are hallmarks of his dictatorial and vicious nature. When he finally gets his agents into the Moon Pie production facilities, the South will turn Commie Blue, and then he'll declare Christianity illegal, and extend his power to whatever puppet that the Democrats choose.

STUDY IT OUT, SHEEPLE!
2014-02-01 09:42:53 AM
7 votes:
The Reconstruction was a rare stumble in Lincoln's presidency.
2014-02-01 09:40:44 AM
7 votes:
thank snobama
2014-02-01 08:22:08 AM
7 votes:
Strange and unknown things falling from the sky?  The gods must be crazy!
2014-02-01 05:56:54 AM
7 votes:
Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.
2014-02-01 07:48:15 AM
5 votes:

Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


To be fair - they are delicious. Long veal so to say.
2014-02-01 10:50:27 AM
4 votes:

nekom: clownshiat.


badstockart.files.wordpress.com
2014-02-01 03:49:14 PM
3 votes:
Someone on Infowars should put up videos about how eating cyanide is actually beneficial to your health and the idea that it's fatal is another one of Obama's conspiracies. Might solve a few problems in this country.
2014-02-01 12:51:57 PM
3 votes:
Of course it's not real snow. It's not made of water; it's made of the same stuff that comes out of this lady's garden hose.

i560.photobucket.com
2014-02-01 07:54:09 AM
3 votes:

Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


Wait, you rebs don't? You're missing out.
2014-02-01 04:50:14 AM
3 votes:

BSABSVR: doglover: It's not fake, it's just not snow relatively speaking.

Oh this should be goddamned amazing. What is it, then?


It's what Pittsburgh calls "Tuesday" in winters.

Grow up, Atlanta.
2014-02-01 04:08:41 AM
3 votes:
Oh, FFS...

/yes, that's the answer
//th*se are sn*wfakes
///y*u f*cking ign*rant sh*tkickers
2014-02-01 04:26:25 PM
2 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2014-02-01 03:44:45 PM
2 votes:

aaronius: Hollie Maea: Vlad_the_Inaner: Hollie Maea: Mad_Radhu: You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of 'em are even dumber than THAT.

The median person, actually. The average person only if the intelligence distribution is perfectly symmetrical.

No need to be mean about it.

Well, in my defense, Fark stripped out my "kefedokles" tags so it looked mean instead of dorky.

I think you missed the joke...


That's OK.  No big deal.  It's a fairly common quirk.  Sort of a standard deviation, you might say.
2014-02-01 03:07:31 PM
2 votes:

Hollie Maea: Mad_Radhu: You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of 'em are even dumber than THAT.

The median person, actually. The average person only if the intelligence distribution is perfectly symmetrical.


No need to be mean about it.
2014-02-01 02:44:26 PM
2 votes:

Olo Manolo: Kome: Olo Manolo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Oh calm your tits. "People in the South" does not necessarily indicate "Every person in the south." It wasn't really a dig at stereotypes, because incidentally that's where the people who've posted these YouTube videos alleging a government conspiracy have come from. And, you know, even if <b>subby</b> did mean for the headline to be alluding to the stereotype of all Southerners being kinda on the Deliverance side of intelligence, being defensive about it without at least considering a more rational alternative explanation really doesn't do anything to prove him/her wrong.



Olo Manolo: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH


Jesus Christ on a cracker, turn off the waterworks and wring out the race card-patterned crying towel.

There are very clear reasons that these unkind stereotypes exist about these neo-Confederates and apparently you think you can dictate to us what we should be thinking about Southerners.


And lastly, NO, I do NOT feel like being reasonable today.
2014-02-01 02:29:28 PM
2 votes:
I didn't believe snow was real either, but I was informed I was I wrong.

siraajcassiemsa.files.wordpress.com
2014-02-01 01:14:35 PM
2 votes:
Obama is also making it unreasonably cold outside of my house.

I am fighting back by remaining indoors. I have multiple military-grade survival goods provisioners (amazon.com and Papa John's) that are keeping me alive until we get a white Republican back in the white house so I can go outside again.

//As a side note, I do pity the poor Republicans this election cycle. They have to try and find someone more Jesusy, less environmentally friendly, and more white than Obama. They may have to put a cartoon villan on the ballot.
2014-02-01 01:09:37 PM
2 votes:
Is somebody going to link to the video of the trailer park genius who was standing there watching her sprinkler create rainbows and wondering out loud what the government is putting in the water?

Always with a southern accent.
Always.
2014-02-01 11:59:10 AM
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-01 11:01:14 AM
2 votes:
Our local weatherman went on a rant about this issue on his Facebook page.  He explained the science behind the results.  I just cant believe people sometimes.
2014-02-01 08:26:25 AM
2 votes:
Is there any way we could kick start that volcano underneath Yosemite and just be done with it?
2014-02-01 05:19:24 AM
2 votes:

doglover: BSABSVR: doglover: It's not fake, it's just not snow relatively speaking.

Oh this should be goddamned amazing. What is it, then?

It's what Pittsburgh calls "Tuesday" in winters.

Grow up, Atlanta.


Jon Stewart did a pretty scathing bit about it on The Daily show Thursday.
2014-02-01 05:07:03 PM
1 votes:

Lee Jackson Beauregard: MFAWG: Bareefer Obonghit: The Reconstruction was a rare stumble in Lincoln's presidency.

Lincoln was dead by then. So you can blame it on the Johnson.

President Lincoln and his magical time machine?


No, he was careless on one of his vampire hunts, and was turned. He just continued to operate behind the scenes, in the dark.
2014-02-01 03:20:18 PM
1 votes:

MajorTubeSteak: ArcadianRefugee: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

MajorTubeSteak: jso2897: [lotsa explaining with no "welcometofark" image]


Sorry but -1 Internets for taking the time to explain and not using welcometofark.jpg

Here ya go:

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 850x547]

Paula Deen, Nice!

/Haven't seen that one
//Leaving satisfied


Welcome to Fark. Add a stick of butter.
2014-02-01 02:58:21 PM
1 votes:

Mad_Radhu: You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of 'em are even dumber than THAT.


The median person, actually. The average person only if the intelligence distribution is perfectly symmetrical.
2014-02-01 02:06:35 PM
1 votes:

Critical Cool: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: Critical Cool: Piizzadude: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.

wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.

He can't be my alt.  He doesn't recognize sarcasm and too much hypocrite in him.

[i18.photobucket.com image 413x413]
Holy crap, what a pussy. Are all "southern men"  f**kin' girls, anymore?

Yea, so hard to just say you're sorry instead of running on like a jackass and you call others "pussy" and "little girls?"

I'm pretty sure, between the two of us, you're the one with the shaved armpits.

I'm not sorry. I like puncturing fragile egos. You know - the sort of man who takes the Internets very seriously, and is always hypervigilant lest his precious tribal group be the recipient of any harsh words. the kind of man who is utterly incapable of seeing that he engages in precisely the same sort of speech towards others that he won't tolerate when used against himself. Be that guy, and I will mock you.
And replying in kind is pointless, because I lack your sensitivity to words that people say. You can call me and mine all the dogs and motherf**kers you want, and I'll just laugh. It's not that I wouldn't respect your actual opinion about something that matters - It's just that I can distinguish between that and "shiat people say on the internet"
The only way for you to win is to shut up, and go back to discussing the subject at hand instead of how awful cruel and mean the other posters are - sensitivity is not appropriate here.


You have the guts to take a razor near your nuts or just Nare everything?


You seem awfully interested in his grooming habits.
2014-02-01 01:51:10 PM
1 votes:

Critical Cool: jso2897: Critical Cool: Speef: Well, I thought the nanobots couldn't be topped, but I was wrong.

The great thing about this country is that we have freedom of whatever is going on there. I have no idea what it is, but they are doing it, often with some enthusiasm.

You need to go outdoors at least once in your life. YouTube is not a substitute.

Oh, real mature!
[i18.photobucket.com image 125x125]

After that baby post of yours?

H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E


You're actually serious, aren't you?
2014-02-01 01:49:01 PM
1 votes:

Critical Cool: jso2897: Critical Cool: Piizzadude: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.

wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.

He can't be my alt.  He doesn't recognize sarcasm and too much hypocrite in him.

[i18.photobucket.com image 413x413]
Holy crap, what a pussy. Are all "southern men"  f**kin' girls, anymore?

Yea, so hard to just say you're sorry instead of running on like a jackass and you call others "pussy" and "little girls?"

I'm pretty sure, between the two of us, you're the one with the shaved armpits.


I'm not sorry. I like puncturing fragile egos. You know - the sort of man who takes the Internets very seriously, and is always hypervigilant lest his precious tribal group be the recipient of any harsh words. the kind of man who is utterly incapable of seeing that he engages in precisely the same sort of speech towards others that he won't tolerate when used against himself. Be that guy, and I will mock you.
And replying in kind is pointless, because I lack your sensitivity to words that people say. You can call me and mine all the dogs and motherf**kers you want, and I'll just laugh. It's not that I wouldn't respect your actual opinion about something that matters - It's just that I can distinguish between that and "shiat people say on the internet"
The only way for you to win is to shut up, and go back to discussing the subject at hand instead of how awful cruel and mean the other posters are - sensitivity is not appropriate here.
2014-02-01 01:48:16 PM
1 votes:
You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here
in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good
Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and
Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're
good fine people, Stuart. But they don't know what the queers are doing
to the soil.
2014-02-01 01:37:14 PM
1 votes:

Critical Cool: Speef: Well, I thought the nanobots couldn't be topped, but I was wrong.

The great thing about this country is that we have freedom of whatever is going on there. I have no idea what it is, but they are doing it, often with some enthusiasm.

You need to go outdoors at least once in your life. YouTube is not a substitute.


Oh, real mature!
i18.photobucket.com
2014-02-01 01:34:04 PM
1 votes:

Lee Jackson Beauregard: [lh3.ggpht.com image 850x575]


It's not that simple:
i18.photobucket.com
(Click to enlarge)
2014-02-01 01:16:26 PM
1 votes:
Ah, you barbarians. If you weren't so stupid it's funny, you'd have no redeeming qualities.
2014-02-01 01:10:31 PM
1 votes:

jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.


wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.
2014-02-01 01:06:40 PM
1 votes:

mikaloyd: Fark You Buddy: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Then get to work on biatch-slapping the idiots that make you look bad.

One of you yankees want to slap this dumbass?


Nope. He has a point.

/of course his point can apply to every stone-age, science hating, FOX news loving retard in the country..so we'll, uh, send him a sternly worded letter
2014-02-01 01:01:27 PM
1 votes:

Fark You Buddy: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Then get to work on biatch-slapping the idiots that make you look bad.


One of you yankees want to slap this dumbass?
2014-02-01 01:00:06 PM
1 votes:

atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.


Coming out of a Walgreens last summer I had an old, fat, shawl wearing, prematurely grey haired, granola munching, Volvo driving, NPR volunteering, hippie-broad tell me she was inclined to report me for leaving my dog in the car on a cloudy 75 degree day - sunroof wide open and all 4 windows partially opened.

When she described the day as a hot one, I told her that Southerners would laugh in her face for thinking so and wondered aloud if she'd ever even been outside the state of Minnesota.
2014-02-01 12:56:55 PM
1 votes:

TomD9938: MmmmBacon: This is what happens when you... give more credence to the Bible than Science.


Of course it's just nature being all naturey and the only way to steer nature is through the power of prayer.


So, Druids?
2014-02-01 12:54:44 PM
1 votes:

atomicxblue: Not

everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?
2014-02-01 12:48:11 PM
1 votes:
Southerners are too slow. Once they get to the root of this conspiracy, the snow will have long since melted and destroyed all the evidence.
2014-02-01 12:32:57 PM
1 votes:
These are the people who want to teach your children:

disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com
2014-02-01 12:26:48 PM
1 votes:

xria: The hilarious part is most of the same people scared of "chemtrails" and being "poisoned" by these chemicals are usually right wingers and therefore fully behind the burning of fossils fuels, and against environmental regulations on cars, and that sort of thing, which have been dumping all sorts of nasty trace chemicals into the atmosphere in large quantities.


Double-facepalm-worthy Story:

I once knew a guy who always used matches to light his cigarettes because he didn't want to inhale all those chemicals in a lighter.
2014-02-01 12:24:29 PM
1 votes:
This is the same conspiracy crowd that thinks mass shooting victims are actors, government did 9/11, and the moon landing happened in New Mexico. I'm surprised HAARP wasn't mentioned at one point.

tl;dr

Nutters gon' nut. Stop giving them attention and "legitimacy".
2014-02-01 12:15:43 PM
1 votes:

FriarReb98: Frederick: doglover: BSABSVR: doglover: It's not fake, it's just not snow relatively speaking.

Oh this should be goddamned amazing. What is it, then?

It's what Pittsburgh calls "Tuesday" in winters.

Grow up, Atlanta.

Jon Stewart did a pretty scathing bit about it on The Daily show Thursday.

I just don't watch that show enough anymore.  I don't.  And stuff like that reminds me why I should.

\well, that, and still my all-time favorite 4 minutes of that show ever



Trade you:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-november-10-2003/prince-charle s- scandal
2014-02-01 12:15:01 PM
1 votes:
All the north has to do if the south rises again is build snow banks.
2014-02-01 12:12:51 PM
1 votes:
It's like the monkey men in 2001 when they discovered the monolith
2014-02-01 12:04:35 PM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: Kome: Olo Manolo: Replace "people in the south" with some other descriptor (blacks, asians, fat people) then see how well it works when you tell people "oh calm down, it wasn't a play on stereotypes, that black guy they called a monkey actually looks one"

Yes, because people in the South have really had to endure the same experiences as any of those other groups of people by virtue of being from the South.

Sheesh. Your feelings must be pretty damn fragile if you instantly equate those disparate kinds of situations.

As a hafu who lived in the South fair extensively, it is always entertaining that folks apparently can't be Southern and anything* else...

The South is weird, wild, and wonderful; filled with disparate peoples, culture, and a panoply of sub-cultures that range from the Low Country to the hills, and rivers and swamps and more. There is art, culture, and history, and of peoples that range from the high culture of the plantation owners, the Southern intelligentsia, writers of gift, artists of renown, to the rural hills, folk arts, and some country ass motherf*ckers who would like to see folks strung up early and often. It's a complex weave of cultures and people, and in any city, any state, you're going to see and hear more opinions than you have people. I miss it, even the cranky and weird and sometimes downright mean hearted parts, because at the heart of being Southern, is to know and accept the good and the bad and the weird all together. Not love the bad parts or mean hearted parts, but to accept that they're there, and strive to get beyond them. It isn't as simple as being in the Northeast, but that weird and often dichotomous history has made the people and is wedded to the land.

*Yes, I'm looking you, Southern Jews and Catholics...


In New Orleans De La Salle High School is next to the Jewish Community center.

As spic,jew, dago who spent his formative years in South Louisiana the only time anyone every questioned my ethnicity was when I lived in Philadelphia.  In Philly I was automatically Puerto Rican, and in Mexico I was "the lightest skin" mexican they had ever seen.  Two of the most racist places I have ever been in my life.

San Francisco I was treated like shiat because of my southern accent...

And like my pal Hubie opines, there is a lot of strange and wonderful about the south, and a lot of bad to.  But no more than any other place.
2014-02-01 12:03:54 PM
1 votes:
I'm glad these people are this stupid, because it never occurred to me to ever try melting snow with a lighter, and as a result I never knew that it'd sublimate. Now I want it to snow so I can go out and do that.

Or make a video on youtube of our English snow melting when lit, that'd really get your conspiracy cranks going.
2014-02-01 12:02:20 PM
1 votes:

Bareefer Obonghit: The Reconstruction was a rare stumble in Lincoln's presidency.


You do know that Lincoln was dead during Reconstruction, right?
2014-02-01 12:00:18 PM
1 votes:

Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


Southerners "think"?

And who doesn't like some Baby Yakitori once in a  while?
2014-02-01 11:59:24 AM
1 votes:

edmo: Here we see a brave, self-educated scientist studying the latest government death snow

[img.fark.net image 415x233]

He knows the truth and is working to help you survive the governments efforts to control you

[img.fark.net image 403x262]

It's not just snow. It's obvious that most forest fires are government ruses to cover carpet spraying in high population areas.

[img.fark.net image 570x388]

It's so obvious sheeple. Study it out!

[img.fark.net image 850x637]


The hilarious part is most of the same people scared of "chemtrails" and being "poisoned" by these chemicals are usually right wingers and therefore fully behind the burning of fossils fuels, and against environmental regulations on cars, and that sort of thing, which have been dumping all sorts of nasty trace chemicals into the atmosphere in large quantities.
2014-02-01 11:59:07 AM
1 votes:
People in the South are trying to prove that snow is actually fake
imgs.xkcd.com

/people who are north, they go to the house
2014-02-01 11:58:12 AM
1 votes:
Are you a geo-engineer?

1.bp.blogspot.com
ecl
2014-02-01 11:56:01 AM
1 votes:
Snowbama strikes again.
2014-02-01 11:20:11 AM
1 votes:

Olo Manolo: Replace "people in the south" with some other descriptor (blacks, asians, fat people) then see how well it works when you tell people "oh calm down, it wasn't a play on stereotypes, that black guy they called a monkey actually looks one"


Yes, because people in the South have really had to endure the same experiences as any of those other groups of people by virtue of being from the South.

Sheesh. Your feelings must be pretty damn fragile if you instantly equate those disparate kinds of situations.
2014-02-01 10:47:17 AM
1 votes:

dr_blasto: OK, because the thought of googling and reading the stuff is kind of scary, what are chemtrails supposed to be? Why do people assume that contrails are crazy stuff and if they last more than 30 seconds we're all going to die or some shiat?

Anyone?


I've heard everything from they're sterilizing the black population (how you find a chemical that sterilizes only a specific race I couldn't tell you) to communist mind control.  It's just clownshiat.
2014-02-01 10:41:00 AM
1 votes:
Some distant relatives have sent me the snow/chemtrail thing.

I know the truth about chemtrails.  It was started by someone who was trolling a couple of stoners who wouldn't shut up about contrails being smoke or ice when I said "it is mostly water vapor and a small amount of smoke and whatever the government needs to spray there at the time"
2014-02-01 09:39:45 AM
1 votes:
Here we see a brave, self-educated scientist studying the latest government death snow

img.fark.net

He knows the truth and is working to help you survive the governments efforts to control you

img.fark.net

It's not just snow. It's obvious that most forest fires are government ruses to cover carpet spraying in high population areas.

img.fark.net

It's so obvious sheeple. Study it out!

img.fark.net
2014-02-01 09:29:50 AM
1 votes:
Inforwars is running with the fake snow theory too so

You can always count on Infowars to help fight the War on Ignorance.
2014-02-01 03:24:15 AM
1 votes:
It's not fake, it's just not snow relatively speaking.
2014-02-01 03:17:30 AM
1 votes:
This is what happens when you toss aside all logic and give more credence to the Bible than Science.
 
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