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(Some Snow Miser)   People in the South are trying to prove that snow is actually fake because it's a government conspiracy. Fark won't post this because they're in on it...or ARE they?   (freakoutnation.com) divider line 64
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2014-02-01 03:17:30 AM  
14 votes:
This is what happens when you toss aside all logic and give more credence to the Bible than Science.
2014-02-01 05:19:38 AM  
9 votes:
to be fair, it's not "people in the south". It's infowars, and some lady who put up a youtube video.

that said, the video of the lady "burning" the snow amused me in the same way it would if I ws to watch a monkey inspecting something harmless that he had never seen before and was moderately frightened by it.
2014-02-01 05:56:54 AM  
8 votes:
Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.
2014-02-01 09:42:53 AM  
5 votes:
The Reconstruction was a rare stumble in Lincoln's presidency.
2014-02-01 08:49:41 AM  
5 votes:

Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


Oh calm your tits. "People in the South" does not necessarily indicate "Every person in the south." It wasn't really a dig at stereotypes, because incidentally that's where the people who've posted these YouTube videos alleging a government conspiracy have come from. And, you know, even if <b>subby</b> did mean for the headline to be alluding to the stereotype of all Southerners being kinda on the Deliverance side of intelligence, being defensive about it without at least considering a more rational alternative explanation really doesn't do anything to prove him/her wrong.
2014-02-01 08:37:44 AM  
5 votes:
Thanks, Snowbama!
2014-02-01 01:54:37 PM  
4 votes:
Just to be clear, what is happening here is not sublimation, which does not occur at atmospheric pressure. Instead, what is happening is that the site is primarily air, so the volumetric heat capacity is low. In addition, there is a high surface area to volume ratio, facilitating efficient heat transfer. The flame is far higher in temperature than the vaporization point, and the water rushes through the liquid phase before you can detect it. If the video was magnified and greatly slowed down, you would see the snow slump into liquid before it evaporated. Keep in mind that the actual evaporation takes an order of magnitude more energy than the heating of the liquid phase from freezing to boiling point.
2014-02-01 11:30:11 AM  
4 votes:

Kome: Olo Manolo: Replace "people in the south" with some other descriptor (blacks, asians, fat people) then see how well it works when you tell people "oh calm down, it wasn't a play on stereotypes, that black guy they called a monkey actually looks one"

Yes, because people in the South have really had to endure the same experiences as any of those other groups of people by virtue of being from the South.

Sheesh. Your feelings must be pretty damn fragile if you instantly equate those disparate kinds of situations.


As a hafu who lived in the South fair extensively, it is always entertaining that folks apparently can't be Southern and anything* else...

The South is weird, wild, and wonderful; filled with disparate peoples, culture, and a panoply of sub-cultures that range from the Low Country to the hills, and rivers and swamps and more. There is art, culture, and history, and of peoples that range from the high culture of the plantation owners, the Southern intelligentsia, writers of gift, artists of renown, to the rural hills, folk arts, and some country ass motherf*ckers who would like to see folks strung up early and often. It's a complex weave of cultures and people, and in any city, any state, you're going to see and hear more opinions than you have people. I miss it, even the cranky and weird and sometimes downright mean hearted parts, because at the heart of being Southern, is to know and accept the good and the bad and the weird all together. Not love the bad parts or mean hearted parts, but to accept that they're there, and strive to get beyond them. It isn't as simple as being in the Northeast, but that weird and often dichotomous history has made the people and is wedded to the land.

*Yes, I'm looking you, Southern Jews and Catholics...
2014-02-01 11:20:11 AM  
4 votes:

Olo Manolo: Replace "people in the south" with some other descriptor (blacks, asians, fat people) then see how well it works when you tell people "oh calm down, it wasn't a play on stereotypes, that black guy they called a monkey actually looks one"


Yes, because people in the South have really had to endure the same experiences as any of those other groups of people by virtue of being from the South.

Sheesh. Your feelings must be pretty damn fragile if you instantly equate those disparate kinds of situations.
2014-02-01 03:39:28 AM  
4 votes:
gobunnybooks.files.wordpress.com
2014-02-01 01:28:08 PM  
3 votes:

Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


You are defending the rationality and intelligence of a region where the majority of whites believe:
--  Iraq attacked the US on 9/11
--  Obama is a muslim Kenyan who stole two elections
--  The Earth is 6,000 years old
--  Violent crime is at record highs
--  Federal income taxes are at record highs
--  Climate change is a hoax
--  White christians are an oppressed minority

Please proceed.
2014-02-01 01:12:19 PM  
3 votes:

atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.


Maybe if you guys didn't pass laws mandating the teaching of creationism people would stop picking on you.
2014-02-01 01:08:53 PM  
3 votes:

Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.


You make my point to absolute perfection.
2014-02-01 11:59:24 AM  
3 votes:

edmo: Here we see a brave, self-educated scientist studying the latest government death snow

[img.fark.net image 415x233]

He knows the truth and is working to help you survive the governments efforts to control you

[img.fark.net image 403x262]

It's not just snow. It's obvious that most forest fires are government ruses to cover carpet spraying in high population areas.

[img.fark.net image 570x388]

It's so obvious sheeple. Study it out!

[img.fark.net image 850x637]


The hilarious part is most of the same people scared of "chemtrails" and being "poisoned" by these chemicals are usually right wingers and therefore fully behind the burning of fossils fuels, and against environmental regulations on cars, and that sort of thing, which have been dumping all sorts of nasty trace chemicals into the atmosphere in large quantities.
2014-02-01 10:25:15 AM  
3 votes:

MmmmBacon: This is what happens when you toss aside all logic and give more credence to the Bible than Science.


Couple that with 4 decades worth of constantly attacking the government and you're on to something
2014-02-01 09:48:50 AM  
3 votes:
Obama's Weather Machine is responsible for more deaths than all of Bush's wars, and the Mind Control drugs dumped into our food supply are hallmarks of his dictatorial and vicious nature. When he finally gets his agents into the Moon Pie production facilities, the South will turn Commie Blue, and then he'll declare Christianity illegal, and extend his power to whatever puppet that the Democrats choose.

STUDY IT OUT, SHEEPLE!
2014-02-01 08:22:08 AM  
3 votes:
Strange and unknown things falling from the sky?  The gods must be crazy!
2014-02-01 04:08:41 AM  
3 votes:
Oh, FFS...

/yes, that's the answer
//th*se are sn*wfakes
///y*u f*cking ign*rant sh*tkickers
2014-02-01 03:49:14 PM  
2 votes:
Someone on Infowars should put up videos about how eating cyanide is actually beneficial to your health and the idea that it's fatal is another one of Obama's conspiracies. Might solve a few problems in this country.
2014-02-01 02:58:21 PM  
2 votes:

Mad_Radhu: You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of 'em are even dumber than THAT.


The median person, actually. The average person only if the intelligence distribution is perfectly symmetrical.
2014-02-01 02:44:26 PM  
2 votes:

Olo Manolo: Kome: Olo Manolo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Oh calm your tits. "People in the South" does not necessarily indicate "Every person in the south." It wasn't really a dig at stereotypes, because incidentally that's where the people who've posted these YouTube videos alleging a government conspiracy have come from. And, you know, even if <b>subby</b> did mean for the headline to be alluding to the stereotype of all Southerners being kinda on the Deliverance side of intelligence, being defensive about it without at least considering a more rational alternative explanation really doesn't do anything to prove him/her wrong.



Olo Manolo: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH


Jesus Christ on a cracker, turn off the waterworks and wring out the race card-patterned crying towel.

There are very clear reasons that these unkind stereotypes exist about these neo-Confederates and apparently you think you can dictate to us what we should be thinking about Southerners.


And lastly, NO, I do NOT feel like being reasonable today.
2014-02-01 01:20:23 PM  
2 votes:

Hollie Maea: Farking Canuck: Slaxl: I'm glad these people are this stupid, because it never occurred to me to ever try melting snow with a lighter, and as a result I never knew that it'd sublimate. Now I want it to snow so I can go out and do that.

I am curious whether this is true sublimation (i.e. phase transition directly from solid to gas) or if it is going from solid to liquid and then that liquid is is being immediately boiled giving the appearance that the solid went directly to a gas.

I believe that there is a difference between the two (I could be wrong).

It's the latter


upload.wikimedia.org
2014-02-01 01:09:37 PM  
2 votes:
Is somebody going to link to the video of the trailer park genius who was standing there watching her sprinkler create rainbows and wondering out loud what the government is putting in the water?

Always with a southern accent.
Always.
2014-02-01 12:54:44 PM  
2 votes:

atomicxblue: Not

everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?
2014-02-01 12:32:57 PM  
2 votes:

Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


It's almost like people make assumptions based on who is elected to represent them. If your chosen leader can only count to potato, expect to be ridiculed.
2014-02-01 12:32:57 PM  
2 votes:
These are the people who want to teach your children:

disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com
2014-02-01 12:28:49 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-01 11:01:14 AM  
2 votes:
Our local weatherman went on a rant about this issue on his Facebook page.  He explained the science behind the results.  I just cant believe people sometimes.
2014-02-01 04:50:14 AM  
2 votes:

BSABSVR: doglover: It's not fake, it's just not snow relatively speaking.

Oh this should be goddamned amazing. What is it, then?


It's what Pittsburgh calls "Tuesday" in winters.

Grow up, Atlanta.
2014-02-01 04:16:08 AM  
2 votes:

doglover: It's not fake, it's just not snow relatively speaking.




Oh this should be goddamned amazing. What is it, then?
2014-02-01 10:12:05 PM  
1 votes:
Gyrfalcon:
Olo Manolo

Account created:2013-09-09 17:03:04 (20 weeks ago)

So whose precious little alt are you? Because it's either that, or you showed up here specifically to whine about how every generalization on Fark is a hateful comment pointed directly at you and yours.



I didn't know that there were so many people here that apparently don't understand sarcasm and calling people out for saying stupid shiat..

Once again, for the 15th time in this thread, I have no emotional involvement in the topic. If you want to think I do to fit your narrative of "precious snowflake" then go for it, but you should also know that you are mistaken. once again, my feelings are not a part of this, it is in no way offensive to me that some idiots lump entire groups of people into one and say stupid shiat, but apparently there is a significant portion of you people that can't handle people pointing out that it is farking stupid.

Not offended. Feelings not hurt. Just wanted people to know they are farking stupid. Why is that so difficult to understand? Seriously, I'm asking. Why can't I just call people stupid and not be angry about it?
2014-02-01 05:35:05 PM  
1 votes:

Nemo's Brother: The biggest deniers I have seen have been the lefties defending the incompetent mayor.


Yeah America is pretty much aflame with lefties defending the mayor of Atlanta.

/ eyeroll
2014-02-01 02:31:57 PM  
1 votes:

Critical Cool: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: Critical Cool: Piizzadude: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.

wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.

He can't be my alt.  He doesn't recognize sarcasm and too much hypocrite in him.

[i18.photobucket.com image 413x413]
Holy crap, what a pussy. Are all "southern men"  f**kin' girls, anymore?

Yea, so hard to just say you're sorry instead of running on like a jackass and you call others "pussy" and "little girls?"

I'm pretty sure, between the two of us, you're the one with the shaved armpits.

I'm not sorry. I like puncturing fragile egos. You know - the sort of man who takes the Internets very seriously, and is always hypervigilant lest his precious tribal group be the recipient of any harsh words. the kind of man who is utterly incapable of seeing that he engages in precisely the same sort of speech towards others that he won't tolerate when used against himself. Be that guy, and I will mock you.
And replying in kind is pointless, because I lack your sensitivity to words that people say. You can call me and mine all the dogs and motherf**kers you want, and I'll just laugh. It's not that I wouldn't respect your actual opinion about something that matters - It's just that I can distinguish between that and "shiat people say on the internet"
The only way for you to win is to shut up, and go back to discussing the subject at hand instead of how awful cruel and mean the other posters are - sensitivity is not appropriate here.


You have the guts to take a razor near your nuts or just Nare everything?


Let me explain to you exactly why you are being oversensitive:
Everybody here throws generalized, regional trash talk at each other, all the time.
I am from California. I enter any thread that deals with events in my state in the knowledge that said thread will contain vast quantities of remarks concerning liberals, sandals, ponytails, the hugging of trees, the eating of granola, Berkeley, and /or Nancy Pelosi.
And, you may be sure,  these remarks will not pause to take the trouble to carefully mention that not ALL Californians fit these memes - any more than you would do if you were talking about Muslims. If I seriously opposed that every time I saw it, I could render the discussion of California on Fark virtually impossible.
You aren't special. Don't be so damn sensitive.
2014-02-01 02:06:35 PM  
1 votes:

Critical Cool: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: Critical Cool: Piizzadude: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.

wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.

He can't be my alt.  He doesn't recognize sarcasm and too much hypocrite in him.

[i18.photobucket.com image 413x413]
Holy crap, what a pussy. Are all "southern men"  f**kin' girls, anymore?

Yea, so hard to just say you're sorry instead of running on like a jackass and you call others "pussy" and "little girls?"

I'm pretty sure, between the two of us, you're the one with the shaved armpits.

I'm not sorry. I like puncturing fragile egos. You know - the sort of man who takes the Internets very seriously, and is always hypervigilant lest his precious tribal group be the recipient of any harsh words. the kind of man who is utterly incapable of seeing that he engages in precisely the same sort of speech towards others that he won't tolerate when used against himself. Be that guy, and I will mock you.
And replying in kind is pointless, because I lack your sensitivity to words that people say. You can call me and mine all the dogs and motherf**kers you want, and I'll just laugh. It's not that I wouldn't respect your actual opinion about something that matters - It's just that I can distinguish between that and "shiat people say on the internet"
The only way for you to win is to shut up, and go back to discussing the subject at hand instead of how awful cruel and mean the other posters are - sensitivity is not appropriate here.


You have the guts to take a razor near your nuts or just Nare everything?


You seem awfully interested in his grooming habits.
2014-02-01 01:49:01 PM  
1 votes:

Critical Cool: jso2897: Critical Cool: Piizzadude: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.

wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.

He can't be my alt.  He doesn't recognize sarcasm and too much hypocrite in him.

[i18.photobucket.com image 413x413]
Holy crap, what a pussy. Are all "southern men"  f**kin' girls, anymore?

Yea, so hard to just say you're sorry instead of running on like a jackass and you call others "pussy" and "little girls?"

I'm pretty sure, between the two of us, you're the one with the shaved armpits.


I'm not sorry. I like puncturing fragile egos. You know - the sort of man who takes the Internets very seriously, and is always hypervigilant lest his precious tribal group be the recipient of any harsh words. the kind of man who is utterly incapable of seeing that he engages in precisely the same sort of speech towards others that he won't tolerate when used against himself. Be that guy, and I will mock you.
And replying in kind is pointless, because I lack your sensitivity to words that people say. You can call me and mine all the dogs and motherf**kers you want, and I'll just laugh. It's not that I wouldn't respect your actual opinion about something that matters - It's just that I can distinguish between that and "shiat people say on the internet"
The only way for you to win is to shut up, and go back to discussing the subject at hand instead of how awful cruel and mean the other posters are - sensitivity is not appropriate here.
2014-02-01 01:41:42 PM  
1 votes:

menschenfresser: [img.fark.net image 282x428]


I'm as Southern as the day is long, and I'm all about secession.

As long as people like me can get out first.
2014-02-01 01:29:25 PM  
1 votes:

Critical Cool: Piizzadude: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.

wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.

He can't be my alt.  He doesn't recognize sarcasm and too much hypocrite in him.


i18.photobucket.com
Holy crap, what a pussy. Are all "southern men"  f**kin' girls, anymore?
2014-02-01 01:27:00 PM  
1 votes:

Piizzadude: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.

wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.


Or alternatively: "Sure. And I'll accept that excuse from southerners if I ever meet one without  a confederate flag on his truck and a hood on his head". But he already had it covered, by implication.
2014-02-01 01:25:49 PM  
1 votes:

Olo Manolo: My tits are perfectly calm (and supple), but when people go spouting ridiculous nonsense about how an entire group of people think/are ___________, I think I'm well within my rights to point out that they are farking idiots...


The end of your sentence doesn't jive with the beginning. Either your tits are calm, or everybody else is a farking idiot, but you can't get butthurt enough to call everybody else a farking idiot unless your jimmies have been rustled.

/oh, and sorry about the whole "being Southern" thing
//must be difficult for you
2014-02-01 01:16:26 PM  
1 votes:
Ah, you barbarians. If you weren't so stupid it's funny, you'd have no redeeming qualities.
2014-02-01 12:54:10 PM  
1 votes:

atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.


Then get to work on biatch-slapping the idiots that make you look bad.
2014-02-01 12:50:57 PM  
1 votes:

atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.


And this isn't exactly an indictment of Southerners, it's an indictment of the piss-poor state of mental health treatment in our society.
2014-02-01 12:32:51 PM  
1 votes:

Olo Manolo: Kome: Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.

Oh calm your tits. "People in the South" does not necessarily indicate "Every person in the south." It wasn't really a dig at stereotypes, because incidentally that's where the people who've posted these YouTube videos alleging a government conspiracy have come from. And, you know, even if <b>subby</b> did mean for the headline to be alluding to the stereotype of all Southerners being kinda on the Deliverance side of intelligence, being defensive about it without at least considering a more rational alternative explanation really doesn't do anything to prove him/her wrong.


You are right, nothing that has been posted in this thread or any of the 18,000 others in the past day referencing the same southern crazies have been a "dig at stereotypes". My tits are perfectly calm (and supple), but when people go spouting ridiculous nonsense about how an entire group of people think/are ___________, I think I'm well within my rights to point out that they are farking idiots...

Replace "people in the south" with some other descriptor (blacks, asians, fat people) then see how well it works when you tell people "oh calm down, it wasn't a play on stereotypes, that black guy they called a monkey actually looks one"


Then I would suggest staying away from the Politics tab.
2014-02-01 12:24:29 PM  
1 votes:
This is the same conspiracy crowd that thinks mass shooting victims are actors, government did 9/11, and the moon landing happened in New Mexico. I'm surprised HAARP wasn't mentioned at one point.

tl;dr

Nutters gon' nut. Stop giving them attention and "legitimacy".
2014-02-01 12:15:42 PM  
1 votes:
We should have told Sherman to turn around, march to the other sea and keep burning.
2014-02-01 12:11:58 PM  
1 votes:

hubiestubert: The South is weird, wild, and wonderful; filled with disparate peoples, culture, and a panoply of sub-cultures that range from the Low Country to the hills, and rivers and swamps and more. There is art, culture, and history, and of peoples that range from the high culture of the plantation owners, the Southern intelligentsia, writers of gift, artists of renown, to the rural hills, folk arts, and some country ass motherf*ckers who would like to see folks strung up early and often. It's a complex weave of cultures and people, and in any city, any state, you're going to see and hear more opinions than you have people. I miss it, even the cranky and weird and sometimes downright mean hearted parts, because at the heart of being Southern, is to know and accept the good and the bad and the weird all together. Not love the bad parts or mean hearted parts, but to accept that they're there, and strive to get beyond them. It isn't as simple as being in the Northeast, but that weird and often dichotomous history has made the people and is wedded to the land.


You do have a very valid point, but don't forget the spectre of slavery and the mental justifications that it took for that to be accepted as well.  While this isn't to paint all Southerners as bigots, it does add a bit more complexity to an already complex situation that also gives us startling bigotry and a strident and powerful stance against it.  I can't help but think the South is the American version of J.G. Ballard's theory that America is a sandbox for all sorts of mad ideas that Western Civilization would have, only in a much more far out place (for lack of a better term).

It's quite a place, and its lows are as frightening as its highs are enlightening.
2014-02-01 12:11:34 PM  
1 votes:

generallyso: [i.imgur.com image 480x420]


And internet trolls want an audience that is so stupid that they buy into incredibly stupid conspiracy theories like chemtrails.
2014-02-01 12:10:08 PM  
1 votes:
I think the main reason the Northern aggressors fought to keep the South was so they could have a whole region of people which they could act superior towards.
2014-02-01 12:03:54 PM  
1 votes:
I'm glad these people are this stupid, because it never occurred to me to ever try melting snow with a lighter, and as a result I never knew that it'd sublimate. Now I want it to snow so I can go out and do that.

Or make a video on youtube of our English snow melting when lit, that'd really get your conspiracy cranks going.
2014-02-01 11:59:07 AM  
1 votes:
People in the South are trying to prove that snow is actually fake
imgs.xkcd.com

/people who are north, they go to the house
2014-02-01 11:58:55 AM  
1 votes:
You see!   These are the people I have to live with daily.
I won't move out because I like my life here, but I long ago lost tolerance for these intentionally ignorant types.
The only solace is that they don't typically end up working in software development which is where I have been my entire career.  But I run into them from time to time and they never fail to get on my last nerve.
2014-02-01 11:58:54 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
ecl
2014-02-01 11:56:01 AM  
1 votes:
Snowbama strikes again.
2014-02-01 10:49:01 AM  
1 votes:
Thanks, Atlanta.  You've finally outdone Northern VA to win Freak Out in Traffic Because of Mundane Weather 1st prize.
2014-02-01 10:44:24 AM  
1 votes:
OK, because the thought of googling and reading the stuff is kind of scary, what are chemtrails supposed to be? Why do people assume that contrails are crazy stuff and if they last more than 30 seconds we're all going to die or some shiat?

Anyone?
2014-02-01 10:41:00 AM  
1 votes:
Some distant relatives have sent me the snow/chemtrail thing.

I know the truth about chemtrails.  It was started by someone who was trolling a couple of stoners who wouldn't shut up about contrails being smoke or ice when I said "it is mostly water vapor and a small amount of smoke and whatever the government needs to spray there at the time"
2014-02-01 10:27:09 AM  
1 votes:

Frederick: doglover: BSABSVR: doglover: It's not fake, it's just not snow relatively speaking.

Oh this should be goddamned amazing. What is it, then?

It's what Pittsburgh calls "Tuesday" in winters.

Grow up, Atlanta.

Jon Stewart did a pretty scathing bit about it on The Daily show Thursday.


I just don't watch that show enough anymore.  I don't.  And stuff like that reminds me why I should.

\well, that, and still my all-time favorite 4 minutes of that show ever
2014-02-01 09:40:44 AM  
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thank snobama
2014-02-01 09:39:45 AM  
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Here we see a brave, self-educated scientist studying the latest government death snow

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He knows the truth and is working to help you survive the governments efforts to control you

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It's not just snow. It's obvious that most forest fires are government ruses to cover carpet spraying in high population areas.

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It's so obvious sheeple. Study it out!

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2014-02-01 09:29:50 AM  
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Inforwars is running with the fake snow theory too so

You can always count on Infowars to help fight the War on Ignorance.
2014-02-01 09:27:20 AM  
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i586.photobucket.com

2014-02-01 07:54:09 AM  
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Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


Wait, you rebs don't? You're missing out.
2014-02-01 06:31:51 AM  
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Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


Yeah. It's how we keep populations in line after a real winter's worth of cabin fever induced sex.
2014-02-01 05:19:24 AM  
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doglover: BSABSVR: doglover: It's not fake, it's just not snow relatively speaking.

Oh this should be goddamned amazing. What is it, then?

It's what Pittsburgh calls "Tuesday" in winters.

Grow up, Atlanta.


Jon Stewart did a pretty scathing bit about it on The Daily show Thursday.
 
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