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2014-02-01 08:26:44 PM
I saw the same video posted by some dumbass in Ohio. So, subtard is wrong.

/sublimation
//carbon residue
 
2014-02-01 09:33:06 PM

Olo Manolo: Kome: Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.

Oh calm your tits. "People in the South" does not necessarily indicate "Every person in the south." It wasn't really a dig at stereotypes, because incidentally that's where the people who've posted these YouTube videos alleging a government conspiracy have come from. And, you know, even if <b>subby</b> did mean for the headline to be alluding to the stereotype of all Southerners being kinda on the Deliverance side of intelligence, being defensive about it without at least considering a more rational alternative explanation really doesn't do anything to prove him/her wrong.


You are right, nothing that has been posted in this thread or any of the 18,000 others in the past day referencing the same southern crazies have been a "dig at stereotypes". My tits are perfectly calm (and supple), but when people go spouting ridiculous nonsense about how an entire group of people think/are ___________, I think I'm well within my rights to point out that they are farking idiots...

Replace "people in the south" with some other descriptor (blacks, asians, fat people) then see how well it works when you tell people "oh calm down, it wasn't a play on stereotypes, that black guy they called a monkey actually looks one"


Olo Manolo

Account created:2013-09-09 17:03:04 (20 weeks ago)


So whose precious little alt are you? Because it's either that, or you showed up here specifically to whine about how every generalization on Fark is a hateful comment pointed directly at you and yours.
 
2014-02-01 10:06:31 PM
 
2014-02-01 10:12:05 PM
Gyrfalcon:
Olo Manolo

Account created:2013-09-09 17:03:04 (20 weeks ago)

So whose precious little alt are you? Because it's either that, or you showed up here specifically to whine about how every generalization on Fark is a hateful comment pointed directly at you and yours.



I didn't know that there were so many people here that apparently don't understand sarcasm and calling people out for saying stupid shiat..

Once again, for the 15th time in this thread, I have no emotional involvement in the topic. If you want to think I do to fit your narrative of "precious snowflake" then go for it, but you should also know that you are mistaken. once again, my feelings are not a part of this, it is in no way offensive to me that some idiots lump entire groups of people into one and say stupid shiat, but apparently there is a significant portion of you people that can't handle people pointing out that it is farking stupid.

Not offended. Feelings not hurt. Just wanted people to know they are farking stupid. Why is that so difficult to understand? Seriously, I'm asking. Why can't I just call people stupid and not be angry about it?
 
2014-02-01 10:16:28 PM
Also, I wrote that entire post while I was eating a donut in the nude... If you can do that angry, you deserve an award..
 
2014-02-01 10:19:08 PM
Well this thread went in a weird direction.
 
2014-02-01 10:27:53 PM

Hollie Maea: So what do these chucklefarks propose that this stuff is? There aren't too many potential substances that fit the bill.


Well, not that They would tell you about...

/without killing you
 
2014-02-01 10:40:16 PM
No mention of The Onion.  This is a joke, right?  RIGHT?
 
2014-02-01 10:49:42 PM

NutWrench: Inforwars is running with the fake snow theory too so

You can always count on Infowars to help fight the War of on Ignorance.


ftfy
 
2014-02-01 10:51:36 PM

MFAWG: Bareefer Obonghit: The Reconstruction was a rare stumble in Lincoln's presidency.

Lincoln was dead by then. So you can blame it on the Johnson.


That damn LBJ again!
 
2014-02-01 11:43:11 PM

Olo Manolo: Not offended. Feelings not hurt. Just wanted people to know they are farking stupid. Why is that so difficult to understand? Seriously, I'm asking. Why can't I just call people stupid and not be angry about it?


I think it is the fact that you seem to need to point this out. A lot.
 
2014-02-01 11:54:12 PM

Farking Canuck: Olo Manolo: Not offended. Feelings not hurt. Just wanted people to know they are farking stupid. Why is that so difficult to understand? Seriously, I'm asking. Why can't I just call people stupid and not be angry about it?

I think it is the fact that you seem to need to point this out. A lot.



You are right, even though I only pointed it out AFTER the continuous failure of people to understand. I like your version of reality, the one where effect happens before cause, I bet all kinds of neat things happen there.
 
2014-02-01 11:58:12 PM

Olo Manolo: You are right, even though I only pointed it out AFTER the continuous failure of people to understand. I like your version of reality, the one where effect happens before cause, I bet all kinds of neat things happen there.


And you're excessively defensive.
 
2014-02-02 12:00:26 AM

Wake Up Sheeple: Well this thread went in a weird direction.


They all should.
 
2014-02-02 12:05:16 AM

Farking Canuck: Olo Manolo: You are right, even though I only pointed it out AFTER the continuous failure of people to understand. I like your version of reality, the one where effect happens before cause, I bet all kinds of neat things happen there.

And you're excessively defensive.


I'm sorry sweetheart. Wanna see me naked?
 
2014-02-02 12:36:46 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-02 12:38:22 AM

MajorTubeSteak: ArcadianRefugee: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

MajorTubeSteak: jso2897: [lotsa explaining with no "welcometofark" image]


Sorry but -1 Internets for taking the time to explain and not using welcometofark.jpg

Here ya go:

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 850x547]

Paula Deen, Nice!

/Haven't seen that one


I made it special for the occasion.
 
2014-02-02 12:46:42 AM

Nabb1: Yes, this is the biggest thing everyone is talking about in the South. It's all anyone wants to discuss. Totally, submitter. Some crackpot with a blog speaks for millions.m


Read the comments for the video, it is not just one woman.  Sure, it is not millions, either, but the actual number of people who believe this truly frightening.
 
2014-02-02 12:50:46 AM

mongbiohazard: We should have told Sherman to turn around, march to the other sea and keep burning.


Couldn't be worse than what we got.

Thaddeus Stevens and the Radical Republicans were right - Reconstruction didn't go nearly far enough, and we've been paying for it for the last 150 years.
 
2014-02-02 01:11:58 AM

Vlad_the_Inaner: ThatBillmanGuy: Um, soil dust gets into the air, just from regular old wind.  Dust storms. Theres also micrometeorite dust.  And plain old industrial non-geoengineering-targetted pollution.

KM in the video comes off as much more reasonable than say, Alex Jones.  She actually suggests taking rain and snow samples yourself and sending them into labs.  Maybe towards the end she loses it a little talking about contaminants in vaccines and fluoride in drinking water, but that's like 15 seco ...


I'm more worried about the rainbows in our snow.   What the heck is in our water supply?
 
2014-02-02 01:19:25 AM

Jgok: log_jammin: to be fair, it's not "people in the south". It's infowars, and some lady who put up a youtube video.

that said, the video of the lady "burning" the snow amused me in the same way it would if I ws to watch a monkey inspecting something harmless that he had never seen before and was moderately frightened by it.

I just can't pass up a perfect chance to post this wonderful video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8


ready to have your mind blown?

guess what rainbow ladies last "like" was on youtube...

http://www.youtube.com/user/dbootsthediva/feed
 
2014-02-02 01:26:12 AM

clyph: mongbiohazard: We should have told Sherman to turn around, march to the other sea and keep burning.

Couldn't be worse than what we got.

Thaddeus Stevens and the Radical Republicans were right - Reconstruction didn't go nearly far enough, and we've been paying for it for the last 150 years.


The South got what it deserved, both from Sherman and from Northerners after the war.  If anything the traitors were treated too kindly after the war.
 
2014-02-02 01:29:21 AM

BafflerMeal: FriarReb98: Frederick: doglover: BSABSVR: doglover: It's not fake, it's just not snow relatively speaking.

Oh this should be goddamned amazing. What is it, then?

It's what Pittsburgh calls "Tuesday" in winters.

Grow up, Atlanta.

Jon Stewart did a pretty scathing bit about it on The Daily show Thursday.

I just don't watch that show enough anymore.  I don't.  And stuff like that reminds me why I should.

\well, that, and still my all-time favorite 4 minutes of that show ever


Trade you:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-november-10-2003/prince-charle s- scandal


You don't have to dig even that far back. Here's some sheer awesomesauce from less than a week ago. Did it ever get a FARK thread? Even redlit?
 
2014-02-02 02:48:50 AM

Olo Manolo: Once again, for the 15th time in this thread, I have no emotional involvement in the topic. If you want to think I do to fit your narrative of "precious snowflake" then go for it, but you should also know that you are mistaken. once again, my feelings are not a part of this, it is in no way offensive to me that some idiots lump entire groups of people into one and say stupid shiat, but apparently there is a significant portion of you people that can't handle people pointing out that it is farking stupid.


This sentence is not internally consistent..
 
2014-02-02 03:04:53 AM

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: Olo Manolo: Once again, for the 15th time in this thread, I have no emotional involvement in the topic. If you want to think I do to fit your narrative of "precious snowflake" then go for it, but you should also know that you are mistaken. once again, my feelings are not a part of this, it is in no way offensive to me that some idiots lump entire groups of people into one and say stupid shiat, but apparently there is a significant portion of you people that can't handle people pointing out that it is farking stupid.

This sentence is not internally consistent..


I know, I'm starting to learn now. If you call something stupid, and say the 'f' word, and attempt show people that they have misunderstood something over and over, you are automatically incredibly emotionally attached. Hell, even this statement acknowledging you probably has my eyes bulging out of my head, im so angry over the internet, right?

At least I have you people to remind me that even when I think I'm just calling people stupid, that I am actually foaming at the mouth angry. Thank you so much, I don't know what I would do without you. Titty Sprinkles.
 
2014-02-02 03:57:53 AM

Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.


What would you do if a foreign government invaded the US and/or installed a puppet dictator and/or sent in covert forces to commit terrorist attacks? Yeah, I'd be armed to the teeth, too (tho I can afford much better than an AK-47).
 
2014-02-02 04:08:30 AM

DrPainMD: What would you do if a foreign government invaded the US and/or installed a puppet dictator and/or sent in covert forces to commit terrorist attacks? Yeah, I'd be armed to the teeth, too (tho I can afford much better than an AK-47).


i195.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-02 04:08:48 AM

aimtastic: generallyso: [i.imgur.com image 480x420]

http://www.georgecarlin.net/boguslist.html#workers


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-02 05:37:59 AM

Olo Manolo: CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: Olo Manolo: Once again, for the 15th time in this thread, I have no emotional involvement in the topic. If you want to think I do to fit your narrative of "precious snowflake" then go for it, but you should also know that you are mistaken. once again, my feelings are not a part of this, it is in no way offensive to me that some idiots lump entire groups of people into one and say stupid shiat, but apparently there is a significant portion of you people that can't handle people pointing out that it is farking stupid.

This sentence is not internally consistent..

I know, I'm starting to learn now. If you call something stupid, and say the 'f' word, and attempt show people that they have misunderstood something over and over, you are automatically incredibly emotionally attached. Hell, even this statement acknowledging you probably has my eyes bulging out of my head, im so angry over the internet, right?

At least I have you people to remind me that even when I think I'm just calling people stupid, that I am actually foaming at the mouth angry. Thank you so much, I don't know what I would do without you. Titty Sprinkles.


u mad?
 
2014-02-02 06:05:13 AM
ransack.:
u mad?

I'm wearing new socks.
 
2014-02-02 06:12:31 AM

Olo Manolo: CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: Olo Manolo: Once again, for the 15th time in this thread, I have no emotional involvement in the topic. If you want to think I do to fit your narrative of "precious snowflake" then go for it, but you should also know that you are mistaken. once again, my feelings are not a part of this, it is in no way offensive to me that some idiots lump entire groups of people into one and say stupid shiat, but apparently there is a significant portion of you people that can't handle people pointing out that it is farking stupid.

This sentence is not internally consistent..

I know, I'm starting to learn now. If you call something stupid, and say the 'f' word, and attempt show people that they have misunderstood something over and over, you are automatically incredibly emotionally attached. Hell, even this statement acknowledging you probably has my eyes bulging out of my head, im so angry over the internet, right?

At least I have you people to remind me that even when I think I'm just calling people stupid, that I am actually foaming at the mouth angry. Thank you so much, I don't know what I would do without you. Titty Sprinkles.


Shut the door..back up the train..whatever colloquialism works best fer you..  I was making a non-judgmental observation.

Call it 'pedantic,' if you wish..

If you want the subjective view, well..  I, too..more often than I care to admit, but prolly no more or less than any other average individual..have said or written/posted things that I realized were ill-phrased, logically invalid, or just plain moronic..right after the moment there was any chance to take the words back..

I wasn't criticizing..but you've now asked for such..  Here is my advice, no better nor worse than the random person on the street..

First, thicken your skin..I'm not the first, by far, in this thread, to say so..  I am ASD-1 (Asperger's, before the DSM-V 2014 came out) and have genetically-driven chronic depression with periods of mania..paranoia rides this mix like a 3-time rodeo champion..  I wasn't properly diagnosed until I was 27..I thought the way I was was the way *everyone* always was..  My father knew..it is passed thru the Paternal line..but did not tell me until I was 26..  This cocktail is what saw his father, my grandfather, in the last of the old Buffalo, NY Psych institutions..where he died just afore my 2nd birthday..  Not everyone offering suggestions or who are commenting are attacking you..  Note the 'not everyone'..sure, some will..save your ire and sarcasm for only those who deserve it..

Second, there is no second.  The above 'first' is the best advice I have to give, at present..  I'm 47..  I've been dealing with such things (I'd wager) far longer than you..  Were you to meet me in person, I'd rank right up there in yer "Top 3 Most Mild-Mannered and Happy People I've Ever Met"..no-body but select familiy and a few very close to me know any of what I said, above..  Anonymity is the only reason I say it here..  I spent decades imagining slights and insults that weren't..wondering what people were saying behind my back, when no-one cared enuff about me that they'd be talking about me for any reason..  Is no way to live..YMMV..  For years and years I held close to my depression, cherished it..nurtured my paranoia..they were mine..they defined me..

Know what defines me now..?  I picked a new mental issue that amuses me..and deal with the world as it is (mostly) and not what my chemistry tries to force upon me..  Here, try this one on for a change..this is my choice and it makes me smile..

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Anatidaephobia


Cheers..!!  :D
 
2014-02-02 06:54:52 AM

Mock26: clyph: mongbiohazard: We should have told Sherman to turn around, march to the other sea and keep burning.

Couldn't be worse than what we got.

Thaddeus Stevens and the Radical Republicans were right - Reconstruction didn't go nearly far enough, and we've been paying for it for the last 150 years.

The South got what it deserved, both from Sherman and from Northerners after the war.  If anything the traitors were treated too kindly after the war.


Part of the problem was that Lincoln insisted on the legal rationale that the Confederate states had never actually left the union, because there is no Constitutional authority for states to secede.   The Radical Republicans wanted to treat the south like occupied territory until the states were deemed ready for re-admission to the Union, which undermined Lincoln's position.   He lacked the will to call them traitors.

Personally I find it highly ironic that we have military bases are named after traitors.  Or that we allow treasonous "southern heritage" organizations like Daughters of the Confederacy to exist.   There's been far too much whitewashing of Southern atrocities and far too much reconciliation.
 
2014-02-02 07:00:29 AM
People in the South Inforwars and a guy from New York are trying to prove that snow is actually fake because it's a government conspiracy.

Fixed it for you subby.  Lol.
 
2014-02-02 07:02:36 AM
Wtfamireading.jpg

Thread is stranger than the original story.
 
2014-02-02 07:15:02 AM

Speaker2Animals: Wtfamireading.jpg

Thread is stranger than the original story.


All the best ones are..

/see "Streetlight"
//or "Ballsack Conundrum", if strong of fortitude..
///three
 
2014-02-02 07:19:09 AM

clyph: Part of the problem was that Lincoln insisted on the legal rationale that the Confederate states had never actually left the union, because there is no Constitutional authority for states to secede. The Radical Republicans wanted to treat the south like occupied territory until the states were deemed ready for re-admission to the Union, which undermined Lincoln's position. He lacked the will to call them traitors.


Well, yes.  It would have defeated his entire motivation for the war.  Look at it this way:  if they had no Constitutional right to secede and thus their secession was invalid, why did they have to be *re*admitted into the Union?  That means they left in the first place.  In fact, it acknowledges and validates the Confederate narrative of the war: that instead of the Civil War being a failed rebellion, it was an independent nation being invaded and forcibly reabsorbed at the point of a gun.

/whether or not it needed to happen is irrelevant
 
2014-02-02 07:36:35 AM
CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: Stuff and things and what not...


I never said any of what I said was ill written. I will say it was ill-received, and the whole point lost, but whatever I suppose.

This whole "you are so offended!" --- "umm... no i wasn't"  is pointless, not to mention boring. So I will leave you with this:

Goats are better currency than dead batteries.
 
2014-02-02 08:52:44 AM

Olo Manolo: CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: Stuff and things and what not...


I never said any of what I said was ill written. I will say it was ill-received, and the whole point lost, but whatever I suppose.

This whole "you are so offended!" --- "umm... no i wasn't"  is pointless, not to mention boring. So I will leave you with this:

Goats are better currency than dead batteries.


I offered a simple olive branch with advice attached, and you rebuked..your protestation of lack of offense belies how offended you really are..or, at least, come across as such to the rest of us..

As to the bolded part, you are either referring to the foundation of African currency (no dig, no joke..look it up) or Thomas Edison..  Either way, I have no idea, whatsoever, of the point you might be trying to convey..  As such, I..in turn..will leave you with this..

"When you cage your ego and look at the situation from the other persons point of view, you can almost always find a way to work together for your mutual advantage."
 
2014-02-02 09:18:04 AM
That said, I've other things to do..

Missed a night of work due to illness and a mis-dosing of medication, last nite..  Have things to clean up so there is no repeat of such debacle, tonight..  

I offered non-judgmental commentary, advice and assistance..  I think I've been decent and fair..  If continuation is desired, EIP..otherwise, Peace Out..
 
2014-02-02 11:02:29 AM

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: I offered a simple olive branch


He still doesn't get it.

The reason we're still laughing at him is that he can't let it go. That's why one of us gives him a poke every few hours.
 
2014-02-02 12:10:11 PM

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: Speaker2Animals: Wtfamireading.jpg

Thread is stranger than the original story.

All the best ones are..

/see "Streetlight"
//or "Ballsack Conundrum", if strong of fortitude..
///three


Ah, then Olo is "so very scared?"
 
2014-02-02 12:12:17 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: I didn't believe snow was real either, but I was informed infromed I was I wrong.


FTFY
 
2014-02-02 12:35:19 PM

mofa: jso2897: Let me explain to you exactly why you are being oversensitive:
Everybody here throws generalized, regional trash talk at each other, all the time.
I am from California. I enter any thread that deals with events in my state in the knowledge that said thread will contain vast quantities of remarks concerning liberals, sandals, ponytails, the hugging of trees, the eating of granola, Berkeley, and /or Nancy Pelosi.
...

Not mentioning of avocados or In-N-Out?  I'm going to have to report that to governor Moonbeam.

// Literally planted two trees today and I'm wearing sandals.  I bought granola bars today, but haven't eaten any.


Unless you had Nancy Pelosi help you plant them in Berkeley, you ain't shiat.
 
2014-02-02 01:37:52 PM

DrPainMD: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

What would you do if a foreign government invaded the US and/or installed a puppet dictator and/or sent in covert forces to commit terrorist attacks? Yeah, I'd be armed to the teeth, too (tho I can afford much better than an AK-47).


Well the traditional way is to find a sort of alliance with a different foreign government that is antipathic to your enemy but militarily on par, then act as a partisan or Guerrilla force draining strategic resources of your enemy  and acting as a distraction in the larger conflict until they basically give up on you as not being worth it.

But that doesn't make a very good movie.
 
2014-02-02 01:44:42 PM

Vlad_the_Inaner: But that doesn't make a very good movie.


I take that back  Lawrence of Arabia was a pretty good movie.
 
2014-02-02 02:31:52 PM

DrPainMD: tho I can afford much better than an AK-47


Define "better".

The AK is an indestructible beast that's accurate enough to get the job done.  A typical AK has about 5-6 MoA accuracy, which will put all your shots in the vitals at 200 yards.   Yes, it's heavy and the ergonomics suck.   But you can let a tank run over it and it will still go bang.
 
2014-02-02 05:19:03 PM
Dumb hicks who didn't pay attention in high school chemistry...
 
2014-02-02 09:05:51 PM

Olo Manolo: Also, I wrote that entire post while I was eating a donut in the nude... If you can do that angry, you deserve an award..


I just stole yer donut.

And I was not nekkid either.
 
2014-02-02 09:24:29 PM

NEDM: /whether or not it needed to happen is irrelevant


Other than Virginia and Louisiana (which have vital ports and control access to inland waterways), the US would be probably better off without the Confederate states.    By any objective, measurable criteria you care to chose, the South drags the rest of the country down.
 
2014-02-02 10:12:39 PM

clyph: NEDM: /whether or not it needed to happen is irrelevant

Other than Virginia and Louisiana (which have vital ports and control access to inland waterways), the US would be probably better off without the Confederate states.    By any objective, measurable criteria you care to chose, the South drags the rest of the country down.


My plan for the south would be to make it illegal to cut or harm kudzu.

In six months, the south would be completely gone-- Swallowed by the vines.
 
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