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2014-02-01 01:07:39 PM

TomD9938: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Coming out of a Walgreens last summer I had an old, fat, shawl wearing, prematurely grey haired, granola munching, Volvo driving, NPR volunteering, hippie-broad tell me she was inclined to report me for leaving my dog in the car on a cloudy 75 degree day - sunroof wide open and all 4 windows partially opened.

When she described the day as a hot one, I told her that Southerners would laugh in her face for thinking so and wondered aloud if she'd ever even been outside the state of Minnesota.


Boy, you TOLD that sorry old lib-lady, buh Gawd!
What a man!
 
2014-02-01 01:08:53 PM

Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.


You make my point to absolute perfection.
 
2014-02-01 01:09:20 PM

Farking Canuck: Slaxl: I'm glad these people are this stupid, because it never occurred to me to ever try melting snow with a lighter, and as a result I never knew that it'd sublimate. Now I want it to snow so I can go out and do that.

I am curious whether this is true sublimation (i.e. phase transition directly from solid to gas) or if it is going from solid to liquid and then that liquid is is being immediately boiled giving the appearance that the solid went directly to a gas.

I believe that there is a difference between the two (I could be wrong).


It's the latter
 
2014-02-01 01:09:37 PM
Is somebody going to link to the video of the trailer park genius who was standing there watching her sprinkler create rainbows and wondering out loud what the government is putting in the water?

Always with a southern accent.
Always.
 
2014-02-01 01:10:31 PM

jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.


wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.
 
2014-02-01 01:10:40 PM

TommyDeuce: TomD9938: MmmmBacon: This is what happens when you... give more credence to the Bible than Science.


Of course it's just nature being all naturey and the only way to steer nature is through the power of prayer.


So, Druids?



Clearly.
 
2014-02-01 01:11:39 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: mikaloyd: Fark You Buddy: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Then get to work on biatch-slapping the idiots that make you look bad.

One of you yankees want to slap this dumbass?

Nope. He has a point.

/of course his point can apply to every stone-age, science hating, FOX news loving retard in the country..so we'll, uh, send him a sternly worded letter


He doesn't really have a point.
The temperature is a subjective, personal comfort thing that varies from person to person.
People can acclimatize to hot weather and get used to it.

There is no cure for stupid.
 
2014-02-01 01:12:19 PM

atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.


Maybe if you guys didn't pass laws mandating the teaching of creationism people would stop picking on you.
 
2014-02-01 01:13:21 PM

Piizzadude: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.

wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.


He can't be my alt.  He doesn't recognize sarcasm and too much hypocrite in him.
 
2014-02-01 01:14:35 PM
Obama is also making it unreasonably cold outside of my house.

I am fighting back by remaining indoors. I have multiple military-grade survival goods provisioners (amazon.com and Papa John's) that are keeping me alive until we get a white Republican back in the white house so I can go outside again.

//As a side note, I do pity the poor Republicans this election cycle. They have to try and find someone more Jesusy, less environmentally friendly, and more white than Obama. They may have to put a cartoon villan on the ballot.
 
2014-02-01 01:16:26 PM
Ah, you barbarians. If you weren't so stupid it's funny, you'd have no redeeming qualities.
 
2014-02-01 01:16:28 PM

Speef: Obama is also making it unreasonably cold outside of my house.

I am fighting back by remaining indoors. I have multiple military-grade survival goods provisioners (amazon.com and Papa John's) that are keeping me alive until we get a white Republican back in the white house so I can go outside again.

//As a side note, I do pity the poor Republicans this election cycle. They have to try and find someone more Jesusy, less environmentally friendly, and more white than Obama. They may have to put a cartoon villan on the ballot.


It's a race to the bottom
 
2014-02-01 01:17:28 PM

Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


I must admit that babies are delicious.

I also have to say that sublimation is pretty neat.  It skips an entire step in the solid->liquid->gas process

/southerner
 
2014-02-01 01:20:23 PM

Hollie Maea: Farking Canuck: Slaxl: I'm glad these people are this stupid, because it never occurred to me to ever try melting snow with a lighter, and as a result I never knew that it'd sublimate. Now I want it to snow so I can go out and do that.

I am curious whether this is true sublimation (i.e. phase transition directly from solid to gas) or if it is going from solid to liquid and then that liquid is is being immediately boiled giving the appearance that the solid went directly to a gas.

I believe that there is a difference between the two (I could be wrong).

It's the latter


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-01 01:21:53 PM
 
2014-02-01 01:22:32 PM

MFAWG: Bareefer Obonghit: The Reconstruction was a rare stumble in Lincoln's presidency.

Lincoln was dead by then. So you can blame it on the Johnson.


President Lincoln and his magical time machine?
 
2014-02-01 01:25:34 PM

Critical Cool: Hollie Maea: Farking Canuck: Slaxl: I'm glad these people are this stupid, because it never occurred to me to ever try melting snow with a lighter, and as a result I never knew that it'd sublimate. Now I want it to snow so I can go out and do that.

I am curious whether this is true sublimation (i.e. phase transition directly from solid to gas) or if it is going from solid to liquid and then that liquid is is being immediately boiled giving the appearance that the solid went directly to a gas.

I believe that there is a difference between the two (I could be wrong).

It's the latter


Right, so it's not even close. Atmospheric pressure is about 100,000 Pascal.
 
2014-02-01 01:25:49 PM

Olo Manolo: My tits are perfectly calm (and supple), but when people go spouting ridiculous nonsense about how an entire group of people think/are ___________, I think I'm well within my rights to point out that they are farking idiots...


The end of your sentence doesn't jive with the beginning. Either your tits are calm, or everybody else is a farking idiot, but you can't get butthurt enough to call everybody else a farking idiot unless your jimmies have been rustled.

/oh, and sorry about the whole "being Southern" thing
//must be difficult for you
 
2014-02-01 01:27:00 PM

Piizzadude: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.

wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.


Or alternatively: "Sure. And I'll accept that excuse from southerners if I ever meet one without  a confederate flag on his truck and a hood on his head". But he already had it covered, by implication.
 
2014-02-01 01:27:49 PM
Well, I thought the nanobots couldn't be topped, but I was wrong.

The great thing about this country is that we have freedom of whatever is going on there. I have no idea what it is, but they are doing it, often with some enthusiasm.
 
2014-02-01 01:28:08 PM

Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


You are defending the rationality and intelligence of a region where the majority of whites believe:
--  Iraq attacked the US on 9/11
--  Obama is a muslim Kenyan who stole two elections
--  The Earth is 6,000 years old
--  Violent crime is at record highs
--  Federal income taxes are at record highs
--  Climate change is a hoax
--  White christians are an oppressed minority

Please proceed.
 
2014-02-01 01:29:25 PM

Critical Cool: Piizzadude: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.

wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.

He can't be my alt.  He doesn't recognize sarcasm and too much hypocrite in him.


i18.photobucket.com
Holy crap, what a pussy. Are all "southern men"  f**kin' girls, anymore?
 
2014-02-01 01:31:18 PM
You mean that these intrepid citizen scientists didn't prove that this snow is condensed chemtrails by spraying it with vinegar?

Because everyone knows vinegar destroys chemtrails
 
2014-02-01 01:31:50 PM

sigdiamond2000: Is there any way we could kick start that volcano underneath Yosemite and just be done with it?


http://us.cnn.com/2014/02/01/world/asia/indonesia-volcano/index.html ?h pt=hp_t2

/bank shot
 
2014-02-01 01:32:08 PM
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2014-02-01 01:34:04 PM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: [lh3.ggpht.com image 850x575]


It's not that simple:
i18.photobucket.com
(Click to enlarge)
 
2014-02-01 01:35:03 PM

Speef: Well, I thought the nanobots couldn't be topped, but I was wrong.

The great thing about this country is that we have freedom of whatever is going on there. I have no idea what it is, but they are doing it, often with some enthusiasm.


You need to go outdoors at least once in your life. YouTube is not a substitute.
 
2014-02-01 01:37:14 PM

Critical Cool: Speef: Well, I thought the nanobots couldn't be topped, but I was wrong.

The great thing about this country is that we have freedom of whatever is going on there. I have no idea what it is, but they are doing it, often with some enthusiasm.

You need to go outdoors at least once in your life. YouTube is not a substitute.


Oh, real mature!
i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-01 01:39:32 PM

jso2897: Critical Cool: Piizzadude: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.

wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.

He can't be my alt.  He doesn't recognize sarcasm and too much hypocrite in him.

[i18.photobucket.com image 413x413]
Holy crap, what a pussy. Are all "southern men"  f**kin' girls, anymore?


Yea, so hard to just say you're sorry instead of running on like a jackass and you call others "pussy" and "little girls?"

I'm pretty sure, between the two of us, you're the one with the shaved armpits.
 
2014-02-01 01:40:45 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: mikaloyd: Fark You Buddy: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Then get to work on biatch-slapping the idiots that make you look bad.

One of you yankees want to slap this dumbass?

Nope. He has a point.

/of course his point can apply to every stone-age, science hating, FOX news loving retard in the country..so we'll, uh, send him a sternly worded letter


I think the point (for me at least) was smack the morons who can't understand a basic scientific concept like vaporization and instead have to latch on to absurd myths and conspiracy stories to explain already understood reactions.
 
2014-02-01 01:41:42 PM

menschenfresser: [img.fark.net image 282x428]


I'm as Southern as the day is long, and I'm all about secession.

As long as people like me can get out first.
 
2014-02-01 01:43:09 PM

jso2897: Critical Cool: Speef: Well, I thought the nanobots couldn't be topped, but I was wrong.

The great thing about this country is that we have freedom of whatever is going on there. I have no idea what it is, but they are doing it, often with some enthusiasm.

You need to go outdoors at least once in your life. YouTube is not a substitute.

Oh, real mature!
[i18.photobucket.com image 125x125]


After that baby post of yours?

H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E
 
2014-02-01 01:44:20 PM

Critical Cool: You need to go outdoors at least once in your life. YouTube is not a substitute.


i.imgur.com

Sometimes you only get Youtube once in your entire life.
 
2014-02-01 01:48:03 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: menschenfresser: [img.fark.net image 282x428]

I'm as Southern as the day is long, and I'm all about secession.

As long as people like me can get out first.


Nothing would unite the Union and the Confederacy more today than a disgust with the championing of stupidity and ignorance that we currently find in the South.
 
2014-02-01 01:48:16 PM
You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here
in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good
Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and
Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're
good fine people, Stuart. But they don't know what the queers are doing
to the soil.
 
2014-02-01 01:49:01 PM

Critical Cool: jso2897: Critical Cool: Piizzadude: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.

wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.

He can't be my alt.  He doesn't recognize sarcasm and too much hypocrite in him.

[i18.photobucket.com image 413x413]
Holy crap, what a pussy. Are all "southern men"  f**kin' girls, anymore?

Yea, so hard to just say you're sorry instead of running on like a jackass and you call others "pussy" and "little girls?"

I'm pretty sure, between the two of us, you're the one with the shaved armpits.


I'm not sorry. I like puncturing fragile egos. You know - the sort of man who takes the Internets very seriously, and is always hypervigilant lest his precious tribal group be the recipient of any harsh words. the kind of man who is utterly incapable of seeing that he engages in precisely the same sort of speech towards others that he won't tolerate when used against himself. Be that guy, and I will mock you.
And replying in kind is pointless, because I lack your sensitivity to words that people say. You can call me and mine all the dogs and motherf**kers you want, and I'll just laugh. It's not that I wouldn't respect your actual opinion about something that matters - It's just that I can distinguish between that and "shiat people say on the internet"
The only way for you to win is to shut up, and go back to discussing the subject at hand instead of how awful cruel and mean the other posters are - sensitivity is not appropriate here.
 
2014-02-01 01:51:10 PM

Critical Cool: jso2897: Critical Cool: Speef: Well, I thought the nanobots couldn't be topped, but I was wrong.

The great thing about this country is that we have freedom of whatever is going on there. I have no idea what it is, but they are doing it, often with some enthusiasm.

You need to go outdoors at least once in your life. YouTube is not a substitute.

Oh, real mature!
[i18.photobucket.com image 125x125]

After that baby post of yours?

H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E


You're actually serious, aren't you?
 
2014-02-01 01:53:37 PM

mikaloyd: ArcadianRefugee: Unless this is a massive troll, I don't want to live on this planet any more.

[www.instablogs.com image 350x444]


Yes, that makes total sense.

Dumbass.

Rather than post an image, I'll request it straight out: please, kill yourself. Make sure you are alone, and you do it messily.
 
2014-02-01 01:54:28 PM

mikaloyd: ArcadianRefugee: Unless this is a massive troll, I don't want to live on this planet any more.

[www.instablogs.com image 350x444]


Wow. That's low. Even for you.
 
2014-02-01 01:54:37 PM
Just to be clear, what is happening here is not sublimation, which does not occur at atmospheric pressure. Instead, what is happening is that the site is primarily air, so the volumetric heat capacity is low. In addition, there is a high surface area to volume ratio, facilitating efficient heat transfer. The flame is far higher in temperature than the vaporization point, and the water rushes through the liquid phase before you can detect it. If the video was magnified and greatly slowed down, you would see the snow slump into liquid before it evaporated. Keep in mind that the actual evaporation takes an order of magnitude more energy than the heating of the liquid phase from freezing to boiling point.
 
2014-02-01 02:01:00 PM

jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: Critical Cool: Piizzadude: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.

wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.

He can't be my alt.  He doesn't recognize sarcasm and too much hypocrite in him.

[i18.photobucket.com image 413x413]
Holy crap, what a pussy. Are all "southern men"  f**kin' girls, anymore?

Yea, so hard to just say you're sorry instead of running on like a jackass and you call others "pussy" and "little girls?"

I'm pretty sure, between the two of us, you're the one with the shaved armpits.

I'm not sorry. I like puncturing fragile egos. You know - the sort of man who takes the Internets very seriously, and is always hypervigilant lest his precious tribal group be the recipient of any harsh words. the kind of man who is utterly incapable of seeing that he engages in precisely the same sort of speech towards others that he won't tolerate when used against himself. Be that guy, and I will mock you.
And replying in kind is pointless, because I lack your sensitivity to words that people say. You can call me and mine all the dogs and motherf**kers you want, and I'll just laugh. It's not that I wouldn't respect your actual opinion about something that matters - It's just that I can distinguish between that and "shiat people say on the internet"
The only way for you to win is to shut up, and go back to discussing the subject at hand instead of how awful cruel and mean the other posters are - sensitivity is not appropriate here.



You have the guts to take a razor near your nuts or just Nare everything?
 
2014-02-01 02:05:34 PM

Hollie Maea: Just to be clear, what is happening here is not sublimation, which does not occur at atmospheric pressure. Instead, what is happening is that the site is primarily air, so the volumetric heat capacity is low. In addition, there is a high surface area to volume ratio, facilitating efficient heat transfer. The flame is far higher in temperature than the vaporization point, and the water rushes through the liquid phase before you can detect it. If the video was magnified and greatly slowed down, you would see the snow slump into liquid before it evaporated. Keep in mind that the actual evaporation takes an order of magnitude more energy than the heating of the liquid phase from freezing to boiling point.


Science is for liebruhls.
 
2014-02-01 02:06:35 PM

Critical Cool: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: Critical Cool: Piizzadude: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.

wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.

He can't be my alt.  He doesn't recognize sarcasm and too much hypocrite in him.

[i18.photobucket.com image 413x413]
Holy crap, what a pussy. Are all "southern men"  f**kin' girls, anymore?

Yea, so hard to just say you're sorry instead of running on like a jackass and you call others "pussy" and "little girls?"

I'm pretty sure, between the two of us, you're the one with the shaved armpits.

I'm not sorry. I like puncturing fragile egos. You know - the sort of man who takes the Internets very seriously, and is always hypervigilant lest his precious tribal group be the recipient of any harsh words. the kind of man who is utterly incapable of seeing that he engages in precisely the same sort of speech towards others that he won't tolerate when used against himself. Be that guy, and I will mock you.
And replying in kind is pointless, because I lack your sensitivity to words that people say. You can call me and mine all the dogs and motherf**kers you want, and I'll just laugh. It's not that I wouldn't respect your actual opinion about something that matters - It's just that I can distinguish between that and "shiat people say on the internet"
The only way for you to win is to shut up, and go back to discussing the subject at hand instead of how awful cruel and mean the other posters are - sensitivity is not appropriate here.


You have the guts to take a razor near your nuts or just Nare everything?


You seem awfully interested in his grooming habits.
 
2014-02-01 02:07:47 PM

nekom: thank snobama


+1
 
2014-02-01 02:12:58 PM

grumpfuff: You seem awfully interested in his grooming habits.


Also it's spelled "Nair"
 
2014-02-01 02:14:37 PM

Hollie Maea: Just to be clear, what is happening here is not sublimation, which does not occur at atmospheric pressure. Instead, what is happening is that the site is primarily air, so the volumetric heat capacity is low. In addition, there is a high surface area to volume ratio, facilitating efficient heat transfer. The flame is far higher in temperature than the vaporization point, and the water rushes through the liquid phase before you can detect it. If the video was magnified and greatly slowed down, you would see the snow slump into liquid before it evaporated. Keep in mind that the actual evaporation takes an order of magnitude more energy than the heating of the liquid phase from freezing to boiling point.


Nailed it.

And the black deposit is from the flame, not from the snow -- put anything cold in that kind of flame, and it arrests the combustion before it can go to completion, leaving carbon deposits.

Now, lotsa luck conveying this to the folks bleating that the wad of ice crystals that they're holding in their hand, feeling it melt and trickle down their fingers, is somehow "not really snow".

They've got to be trolling us.
 
2014-02-01 02:14:39 PM
The secret's out. The snowfall in the South last week was a secret government plot to destroy the last bastion of true Jesus-loving American patriotism. The aftereffects from the chemicals used will take weeks, if not months to completely clear from the environment. To save yourself and your family, you must:

-- Lock yourself in the house. Do not leave for any reason! Luckily, you probably have a good supply of MRE's and similar survivalist fare in your basement.
-- Do not flush your toilets! The water is already contaminated and flushing your toilets will simply bring new supplies of poisoned water into your home. If necessary, dig a latrine in your basement.
-- Similarly, do not bathe or brush your teeth. You must conserve the bottled water in your possession at all costs.
-- Do not watch TV! The Feds are using the TV to transmit mind control rays over both broadcast and cable networks. Satellite transmissions are especially subject to government control.
-- Keep your radio tuned exclusively to the AM bands. FM radio can also carry mind control rays.
-- Do not answer your door or telephone! The telephone can be used to transmit mind control rays and anyone traveling abroad during the emergency is either a government agent or a mind-controlled zombie. Ignore visits from "truant officers" wondering why your children aren't in school and "the police." Remember, it's your right to use Second Amendment remedies when threatened by the NWO.

Do not leave your homes until you hear the all clear. The all clear will only be given when it is safe to go outside. Since Obama's minions are similarly hunkered down in their FEMA-provided shelters, you must wait until you hear the klaxons intended to alert the new Communist overlords that the crisis is over and all God-fearing Americans have been destroyed. If you run low on food, you may choose a family member to sacrifice in order to feed the rest of you. The End Times are upon us! God help us all!
 
2014-02-01 02:17:04 PM

Guntram Shatterhand: It's quite a place, and its lows are as frightening as its highs are enlightening.


And its music was soothing, and they all started grooving?
 
2014-02-01 02:29:28 PM
I didn't believe snow was real either, but I was informed I was I wrong.

siraajcassiemsa.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-01 02:31:57 PM

Critical Cool: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: Critical Cool: Piizzadude: jso2897: Critical Cool: jso2897: atomicxblue: Not everyone in the South is a backwards thinking redneck. You know, I'm really tired of all the hate dumped on us.. I don't pick on you for saying 85 is too hot, but I may have to rethink that this year.

Do you accept that excuse when Muslims make it?

Depends, maybe when I see one not carrying an AK-47 make the claim.

You make my point to absolute perfection.

wow, you talk to your alts? It couldnt have been better unless it was you.

He can't be my alt.  He doesn't recognize sarcasm and too much hypocrite in him.

[i18.photobucket.com image 413x413]
Holy crap, what a pussy. Are all "southern men"  f**kin' girls, anymore?

Yea, so hard to just say you're sorry instead of running on like a jackass and you call others "pussy" and "little girls?"

I'm pretty sure, between the two of us, you're the one with the shaved armpits.

I'm not sorry. I like puncturing fragile egos. You know - the sort of man who takes the Internets very seriously, and is always hypervigilant lest his precious tribal group be the recipient of any harsh words. the kind of man who is utterly incapable of seeing that he engages in precisely the same sort of speech towards others that he won't tolerate when used against himself. Be that guy, and I will mock you.
And replying in kind is pointless, because I lack your sensitivity to words that people say. You can call me and mine all the dogs and motherf**kers you want, and I'll just laugh. It's not that I wouldn't respect your actual opinion about something that matters - It's just that I can distinguish between that and "shiat people say on the internet"
The only way for you to win is to shut up, and go back to discussing the subject at hand instead of how awful cruel and mean the other posters are - sensitivity is not appropriate here.


You have the guts to take a razor near your nuts or just Nare everything?


Let me explain to you exactly why you are being oversensitive:
Everybody here throws generalized, regional trash talk at each other, all the time.
I am from California. I enter any thread that deals with events in my state in the knowledge that said thread will contain vast quantities of remarks concerning liberals, sandals, ponytails, the hugging of trees, the eating of granola, Berkeley, and /or Nancy Pelosi.
And, you may be sure,  these remarks will not pause to take the trouble to carefully mention that not ALL Californians fit these memes - any more than you would do if you were talking about Muslims. If I seriously opposed that every time I saw it, I could render the discussion of California on Fark virtually impossible.
You aren't special. Don't be so damn sensitive.
 
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