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2014-02-01 03:17:30 AM
This is what happens when you toss aside all logic and give more credence to the Bible than Science.
 
2014-02-01 03:24:15 AM
It's not fake, it's just not snow relatively speaking.
 
2014-02-01 03:39:28 AM
gobunnybooks.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-01 04:08:41 AM
Oh, FFS...

/yes, that's the answer
//th*se are sn*wfakes
///y*u f*cking ign*rant sh*tkickers
 
2014-02-01 04:16:08 AM

doglover: It's not fake, it's just not snow relatively speaking.




Oh this should be goddamned amazing. What is it, then?
 
2014-02-01 04:50:14 AM

BSABSVR: doglover: It's not fake, it's just not snow relatively speaking.

Oh this should be goddamned amazing. What is it, then?


It's what Pittsburgh calls "Tuesday" in winters.

Grow up, Atlanta.
 
2014-02-01 05:19:24 AM

doglover: BSABSVR: doglover: It's not fake, it's just not snow relatively speaking.

Oh this should be goddamned amazing. What is it, then?

It's what Pittsburgh calls "Tuesday" in winters.

Grow up, Atlanta.


Jon Stewart did a pretty scathing bit about it on The Daily show Thursday.
 
2014-02-01 05:19:38 AM
to be fair, it's not "people in the south". It's infowars, and some lady who put up a youtube video.

that said, the video of the lady "burning" the snow amused me in the same way it would if I ws to watch a monkey inspecting something harmless that he had never seen before and was moderately frightened by it.
 
2014-02-01 05:56:54 AM
Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.
 
2014-02-01 06:31:51 AM

Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


Yeah. It's how we keep populations in line after a real winter's worth of cabin fever induced sex.
 
2014-02-01 07:48:15 AM

Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


To be fair - they are delicious. Long veal so to say.
 
2014-02-01 07:54:09 AM

Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


Wait, you rebs don't? You're missing out.
 
2014-02-01 08:22:08 AM
Strange and unknown things falling from the sky?  The gods must be crazy!
 
2014-02-01 08:26:25 AM
Is there any way we could kick start that volcano underneath Yosemite and just be done with it?
 
2014-02-01 08:35:37 AM
Yes, this is the biggest thing everyone is talking about in the South. It's all anyone wants to discuss. Totally, submitter. Some crackpot with a blog speaks for millions.m
 
2014-02-01 08:37:44 AM
Thanks, Snowbama!
 
2014-02-01 08:49:41 AM

Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


Oh calm your tits. "People in the South" does not necessarily indicate "Every person in the south." It wasn't really a dig at stereotypes, because incidentally that's where the people who've posted these YouTube videos alleging a government conspiracy have come from. And, you know, even if <b>subby</b> did mean for the headline to be alluding to the stereotype of all Southerners being kinda on the Deliverance side of intelligence, being defensive about it without at least considering a more rational alternative explanation really doesn't do anything to prove him/her wrong.
 
2014-02-01 09:27:20 AM

i586.photobucket.com

 
2014-02-01 09:29:50 AM
Inforwars is running with the fake snow theory too so

You can always count on Infowars to help fight the War on Ignorance.
 
2014-02-01 09:39:45 AM
Here we see a brave, self-educated scientist studying the latest government death snow

img.fark.net

He knows the truth and is working to help you survive the governments efforts to control you

img.fark.net

It's not just snow. It's obvious that most forest fires are government ruses to cover carpet spraying in high population areas.

img.fark.net

It's so obvious sheeple. Study it out!

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-01 09:40:44 AM
thank snobama
 
2014-02-01 09:42:53 AM
The Reconstruction was a rare stumble in Lincoln's presidency.
 
2014-02-01 09:48:50 AM
Obama's Weather Machine is responsible for more deaths than all of Bush's wars, and the Mind Control drugs dumped into our food supply are hallmarks of his dictatorial and vicious nature. When he finally gets his agents into the Moon Pie production facilities, the South will turn Commie Blue, and then he'll declare Christianity illegal, and extend his power to whatever puppet that the Democrats choose.

STUDY IT OUT, SHEEPLE!
 
2014-02-01 09:49:50 AM

NutWrench: You can always count on Infowars to help fight the War on Ignorance Intelligence.


fixed.
 
2014-02-01 10:03:20 AM

Kome: Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.

Oh calm your tits. "People in the South" does not necessarily indicate "Every person in the south." It wasn't really a dig at stereotypes, because incidentally that's where the people who've posted these YouTube videos alleging a government conspiracy have come from. And, you know, even if <b>subby</b> did mean for the headline to be alluding to the stereotype of all Southerners being kinda on the Deliverance side of intelligence, being defensive about it without at least considering a more rational alternative explanation really doesn't do anything to prove him/her wrong.



You are right, nothing that has been posted in this thread or any of the 18,000 others in the past day referencing the same southern crazies have been a "dig at stereotypes". My tits are perfectly calm (and supple), but when people go spouting ridiculous nonsense about how an entire group of people think/are ___________, I think I'm well within my rights to point out that they are farking idiots...

Replace "people in the south" with some other descriptor (blacks, asians, fat people) then see how well it works when you tell people "oh calm down, it wasn't a play on stereotypes, that black guy they called a monkey actually looks one"
 
2014-02-01 10:25:15 AM

MmmmBacon: This is what happens when you toss aside all logic and give more credence to the Bible than Science.


Couple that with 4 decades worth of constantly attacking the government and you're on to something
 
2014-02-01 10:27:09 AM

Frederick: doglover: BSABSVR: doglover: It's not fake, it's just not snow relatively speaking.

Oh this should be goddamned amazing. What is it, then?

It's what Pittsburgh calls "Tuesday" in winters.

Grow up, Atlanta.

Jon Stewart did a pretty scathing bit about it on The Daily show Thursday.


I just don't watch that show enough anymore.  I don't.  And stuff like that reminds me why I should.

\well, that, and still my all-time favorite 4 minutes of that show ever
 
2014-02-01 10:41:00 AM
Some distant relatives have sent me the snow/chemtrail thing.

I know the truth about chemtrails.  It was started by someone who was trolling a couple of stoners who wouldn't shut up about contrails being smoke or ice when I said "it is mostly water vapor and a small amount of smoke and whatever the government needs to spray there at the time"
 
2014-02-01 10:44:24 AM
OK, because the thought of googling and reading the stuff is kind of scary, what are chemtrails supposed to be? Why do people assume that contrails are crazy stuff and if they last more than 30 seconds we're all going to die or some shiat?

Anyone?
 
2014-02-01 10:47:17 AM

dr_blasto: OK, because the thought of googling and reading the stuff is kind of scary, what are chemtrails supposed to be? Why do people assume that contrails are crazy stuff and if they last more than 30 seconds we're all going to die or some shiat?

Anyone?


I've heard everything from they're sterilizing the black population (how you find a chemical that sterilizes only a specific race I couldn't tell you) to communist mind control.  It's just clownshiat.
 
2014-02-01 10:49:01 AM
Thanks, Atlanta.  You've finally outdone Northern VA to win Freak Out in Traffic Because of Mundane Weather 1st prize.
 
2014-02-01 10:50:27 AM

nekom: clownshiat.


badstockart.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-01 11:01:14 AM
Our local weatherman went on a rant about this issue on his Facebook page.  He explained the science behind the results.  I just cant believe people sometimes.
 
2014-02-01 11:20:11 AM

Olo Manolo: Replace "people in the south" with some other descriptor (blacks, asians, fat people) then see how well it works when you tell people "oh calm down, it wasn't a play on stereotypes, that black guy they called a monkey actually looks one"


Yes, because people in the South have really had to endure the same experiences as any of those other groups of people by virtue of being from the South.

Sheesh. Your feelings must be pretty damn fragile if you instantly equate those disparate kinds of situations.
 
2014-02-01 11:30:11 AM

Kome: Olo Manolo: Replace "people in the south" with some other descriptor (blacks, asians, fat people) then see how well it works when you tell people "oh calm down, it wasn't a play on stereotypes, that black guy they called a monkey actually looks one"

Yes, because people in the South have really had to endure the same experiences as any of those other groups of people by virtue of being from the South.

Sheesh. Your feelings must be pretty damn fragile if you instantly equate those disparate kinds of situations.


As a hafu who lived in the South fair extensively, it is always entertaining that folks apparently can't be Southern and anything* else...

The South is weird, wild, and wonderful; filled with disparate peoples, culture, and a panoply of sub-cultures that range from the Low Country to the hills, and rivers and swamps and more. There is art, culture, and history, and of peoples that range from the high culture of the plantation owners, the Southern intelligentsia, writers of gift, artists of renown, to the rural hills, folk arts, and some country ass motherf*ckers who would like to see folks strung up early and often. It's a complex weave of cultures and people, and in any city, any state, you're going to see and hear more opinions than you have people. I miss it, even the cranky and weird and sometimes downright mean hearted parts, because at the heart of being Southern, is to know and accept the good and the bad and the weird all together. Not love the bad parts or mean hearted parts, but to accept that they're there, and strive to get beyond them. It isn't as simple as being in the Northeast, but that weird and often dichotomous history has made the people and is wedded to the land.

*Yes, I'm looking you, Southern Jews and Catholics...
 
ecl
2014-02-01 11:56:01 AM
Snowbama strikes again.
 
2014-02-01 11:57:29 AM

hubiestubert: Kome: Olo Manolo: Replace "people in the south" with some other descriptor (blacks, asians, fat people) then see how well it works when you tell people "oh calm down, it wasn't a play on stereotypes, that black guy they called a monkey actually looks one"

Yes, because people in the South have really had to endure the same experiences as any of those other groups of people by virtue of being from the South.

Sheesh. Your feelings must be pretty damn fragile if you instantly equate those disparate kinds of situations.

As a hafu who lived in the South fair extensively, it is always entertaining that folks apparently can't be Southern and anything* else...

The South is weird, wild, and wonderful; filled with disparate peoples, culture, and a panoply of sub-cultures that range from the Low Country to the hills, and rivers and swamps and more. There is art, culture, and history, and of peoples that range from the high culture of the plantation owners, the Southern intelligentsia, writers of gift, artists of renown, to the rural hills, folk arts, and some country ass motherf*ckers who would like to see folks strung up early and often. It's a complex weave of cultures and people, and in any city, any state, you're going to see and hear more opinions than you have people. I miss it, even the cranky and weird and sometimes downright mean hearted parts, because at the heart of being Southern, is to know and accept the good and the bad and the weird all together. Not love the bad parts or mean hearted parts, but to accept that they're there, and strive to get beyond them. It isn't as simple as being in the Northeast, but that weird and often dichotomous history has made the people and is wedded to the land.

*Yes, I'm looking you, Southern Jews and Catholics...


I live in the "South". We have snow every winter. Who these other people are with their batshiat crazy theories are coming from I just don't know. Chemtrails...really? Still flogging that dead horse?
 
2014-02-01 11:58:12 AM
Are you a geo-engineer?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-01 11:58:54 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-01 11:58:55 AM
You see!   These are the people I have to live with daily.
I won't move out because I like my life here, but I long ago lost tolerance for these intentionally ignorant types.
The only solace is that they don't typically end up working in software development which is where I have been my entire career.  But I run into them from time to time and they never fail to get on my last nerve.
 
2014-02-01 11:59:07 AM
People in the South are trying to prove that snow is actually fake
imgs.xkcd.com

/people who are north, they go to the house
 
2014-02-01 11:59:10 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-01 11:59:24 AM

edmo: Here we see a brave, self-educated scientist studying the latest government death snow

[img.fark.net image 415x233]

He knows the truth and is working to help you survive the governments efforts to control you

[img.fark.net image 403x262]

It's not just snow. It's obvious that most forest fires are government ruses to cover carpet spraying in high population areas.

[img.fark.net image 570x388]

It's so obvious sheeple. Study it out!

[img.fark.net image 850x637]


The hilarious part is most of the same people scared of "chemtrails" and being "poisoned" by these chemicals are usually right wingers and therefore fully behind the burning of fossils fuels, and against environmental regulations on cars, and that sort of thing, which have been dumping all sorts of nasty trace chemicals into the atmosphere in large quantities.
 
2014-02-01 12:00:18 PM

Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


Southerners "think"?

And who doesn't like some Baby Yakitori once in a  while?
 
2014-02-01 12:01:02 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: The Reconstruction was a rare stumble in Lincoln's presidency.


Lincoln was dead by then. So you can blame it on the Johnson.
 
2014-02-01 12:02:20 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: The Reconstruction was a rare stumble in Lincoln's presidency.


You do know that Lincoln was dead during Reconstruction, right?
 
2014-02-01 12:02:44 PM

Olo Manolo: Yes, this is totally indicative of what every person that lives in the south thinks. Also, on a related note, I heard somebody from the north say he likes to eat babies, so clearly every single northerner eats babies.


How do you think we manage to survive winter?
 
2014-02-01 12:03:43 PM

Frederick: doglover: BSABSVR: doglover: It's not fake, it's just not snow relatively speaking.

Oh this should be goddamned amazing. What is it, then?

It's what Pittsburgh calls "Tuesday" in winters.

Grow up, Atlanta.

Jon Stewart did a pretty scathing bit about it on The Daily show Thursday.


Any idea on the relevant time stamp?
 
2014-02-01 12:03:54 PM
I'm glad these people are this stupid, because it never occurred to me to ever try melting snow with a lighter, and as a result I never knew that it'd sublimate. Now I want it to snow so I can go out and do that.

Or make a video on youtube of our English snow melting when lit, that'd really get your conspiracy cranks going.
 
2014-02-01 12:04:35 PM

hubiestubert: Kome: Olo Manolo: Replace "people in the south" with some other descriptor (blacks, asians, fat people) then see how well it works when you tell people "oh calm down, it wasn't a play on stereotypes, that black guy they called a monkey actually looks one"

Yes, because people in the South have really had to endure the same experiences as any of those other groups of people by virtue of being from the South.

Sheesh. Your feelings must be pretty damn fragile if you instantly equate those disparate kinds of situations.

As a hafu who lived in the South fair extensively, it is always entertaining that folks apparently can't be Southern and anything* else...

The South is weird, wild, and wonderful; filled with disparate peoples, culture, and a panoply of sub-cultures that range from the Low Country to the hills, and rivers and swamps and more. There is art, culture, and history, and of peoples that range from the high culture of the plantation owners, the Southern intelligentsia, writers of gift, artists of renown, to the rural hills, folk arts, and some country ass motherf*ckers who would like to see folks strung up early and often. It's a complex weave of cultures and people, and in any city, any state, you're going to see and hear more opinions than you have people. I miss it, even the cranky and weird and sometimes downright mean hearted parts, because at the heart of being Southern, is to know and accept the good and the bad and the weird all together. Not love the bad parts or mean hearted parts, but to accept that they're there, and strive to get beyond them. It isn't as simple as being in the Northeast, but that weird and often dichotomous history has made the people and is wedded to the land.

*Yes, I'm looking you, Southern Jews and Catholics...


In New Orleans De La Salle High School is next to the Jewish Community center.

As spic,jew, dago who spent his formative years in South Louisiana the only time anyone every questioned my ethnicity was when I lived in Philadelphia.  In Philly I was automatically Puerto Rican, and in Mexico I was "the lightest skin" mexican they had ever seen.  Two of the most racist places I have ever been in my life.

San Francisco I was treated like shiat because of my southern accent...

And like my pal Hubie opines, there is a lot of strange and wonderful about the south, and a lot of bad to.  But no more than any other place.
 
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