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(ABC Local)   Good: You're a field deputy for the sheriff's department. You have no office, no phone number issued to you and you spend your days at the country club. Better: The position pays you $171,000 a year   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 5
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2014-02-01 12:04:08 PM
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JMacPA: grinding_journalist: See also: Rhode Island's Nuclear Power Safety Inspector, a position that pays $75,000/yr....when there are no nuclear plants in RI.

Ummmmmm.

http://www.rinsc.ri.gov

But if you'd rather NOT have that inspected. . . . .


Pretty massive facility you've got there, and I bet he/she's inspecting the shiat out of it.

"Monday: Inspected lock on Door 5, Building 2.  It's still there.  Returned to office and wrote up inspection report on Form 375C, plus, developed contingency plan should lock ever not be there.  Prepared for Tuesday's inspection of Door 5, Building 2, to determine whether it opens in or out. Noted that flashlight has ceased to operate.  Input request for D cell batteries (Part# R75-47-D) on Form 2464. Will suspend all inspections until requested parts arrive.  One hour overtime worked."
2014-02-01 11:46:37 AM
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The Billdozer: grinding_journalist: See also: Rhode Island's Nuclear Power Safety Inspector, a position that pays $75,000/yr....when there are no nuclear plants in RI.

He also has a magic rock that keeps tigers away.


So THAT explains why I rarely go to Rhode Island. I was wondering what was up with that.
2014-02-01 11:32:50 AM
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grinding_journalist: See also: Rhode Island's Nuclear Power Safety Inspector, a position that pays $75,000/yr....when there are no nuclear plants in RI.


That's why you have to be highly qualified, inspecting shiat that doesn't exist is tough work.  And those qualifications don't come cheap.
2014-02-01 10:30:47 AM
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grinding_journalist: See also: Rhode Island's Nuclear Power Safety Inspector, a position that pays $75,000/yr....when there are no nuclear plants in RI.


That's Nucular.
2014-02-01 09:48:15 AM
1 votes:
Wait. No. I want to this and not the poo fairy thing. THIS is about my talent level and I feel I should be fairly compensated.
 
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