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(SeattlePI)   Mila Kunis signs on as Jim Beam spokesperson to represent what your girlfriend can look like if you drink enough of their bourbon   (seattlepi.com) divider line 80
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2014-02-01 01:32:45 AM  
Bathe her in bourbon and bring her to me
 
2014-02-01 05:46:21 AM  
Here you go  img.thesun.co.uk
 
2014-02-01 09:56:54 AM  

colinspooky: Here you go 


Get the fark out of this thread. Now.
 
2014-02-01 10:03:49 AM  
She did read the fine print on her contract, right? At least I hope she does before Beam's new owners bring in the tentacles
 
2014-02-01 10:21:01 AM  
new to bourbon here. normally a scotch drinker. i did, however, rather enjoy several glasses of maker's 46 last night. very sweet though.
 
2014-02-01 10:30:43 AM  

colinspooky: Here you go  [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x953]


I look like shiat after a bender and rolling out of bed to go to work the next day too- I assume you get out of bed looking like Don Draper?

Next thing you'll tell me is that real celebs are red-carpet ready 100% of the time.
 
2014-02-01 10:41:57 AM  
As long as the commercials aren't as stupidly awkward as CLaire Forlani's.

OK, Claire, we want you to look hot, and sexy, and use your regular accent... and say some of the stupidest scripted stuff EVER.
 
2014-02-01 10:44:06 AM  
If subby is right, I may have liver failure in my near future.

Does make me want to buy Jim Beam though.  Never had it either.
 
2014-02-01 10:46:48 AM  

MattyFridays: As long as the commercials aren't as stupidly awkward as CLaire Forlani's.

OK, Claire, we want you to look hot, and sexy, and use your regular accent... and say some of the stupidest scripted stuff EVER.


Is that the stupid something something blah blah Angus" chick?

/google
//yep
 
2014-02-01 10:47:34 AM  

grinding_journalist: colinspooky: Here you go  [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x953]

I look like shiat after a bender and rolling out of bed to go to work the next day too- I assume you get out of bed looking like Don Draper?

Next thing you'll tell me is that real celebs are red-carpet ready 100% of the time.


that's not "looking like shiat' after a bender.  that's what she looks like behind the scenes when she packs on a few and isn't covered in 20# of makeup.   She is simply not very special without the magic of hollywood aestheticians.
 
2014-02-01 10:58:24 AM  

Leader O'Cola: grinding_journalist: colinspooky: Here you go  [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x953]

I look like shiat after a bender and rolling out of bed to go to work the next day too- I assume you get out of bed looking like Don Draper?

Next thing you'll tell me is that real celebs are red-carpet ready 100% of the time.

that's not "looking like shiat' after a bender.  that's what she looks like behind the scenes when she packs on a few and isn't covered in 20# of makeup.   She is simply not very special without the magic of hollywood aestheticians.


So like your taste in metal, your taste in women is unnecessary and worthless.
 
2014-02-01 11:01:16 AM  

AngryDragon: If subby is right, I may have liver failure in my near future.

Does make me want to buy Jim Beam though.  Never had it either.


Regular Beam is OK, but nothing special. Their Jim Beam Rye is better, and reasonably priced.

The small batch bourbons the company makes can be excellent though. Both Baker's and Booker's are from Beam Co. And they're some of the best bourbons out there.
 
2014-02-01 11:01:58 AM  

Leader O'Cola: grinding_journalist: colinspooky: Here you go  [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x953]

I look like shiat after a bender and rolling out of bed to go to work the next day too- I assume you get out of bed looking like Don Draper?

Next thing you'll tell me is that real celebs are red-carpet ready 100% of the time.

that's not "looking like shiat' after a bender.  that's what she looks like behind the scenes when she packs on a few and isn't covered in 20# of makeup.   She is simply not very special without the magic of hollywood aestheticians.


Get a pic of her smiling with that same non-makeup look.  She looks like she's just zoned out not thinking about anything.  I bet a smile livens her face up immensely.
 
2014-02-01 11:02:20 AM  

AngryDragon: If subby is right, I may have liver failure in my near future.

Does make me want to buy Jim Beam though.  Never had it either.


My dad was partial to Beam, especially their Red Stag.  I got kind of a taste for it too.  The night after his funeral, we had a big party (we're that kind of family) and myself, my brother, and my sister drank two bottles between us, and left the empty bottles at the grave the next day in tribute.

We're a classy folk.

/damn, now I'm sad and want some Red Stag...
 
2014-02-01 11:02:41 AM  

colinspooky: Here you go 


Adam Richmonds ugly kid sister?
 
2014-02-01 11:06:28 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Leader O'Cola: grinding_journalist: colinspooky: Here you go  [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x953]

I look like shiat after a bender and rolling out of bed to go to work the next day too- I assume you get out of bed looking like Don Draper?

Next thing you'll tell me is that real celebs are red-carpet ready 100% of the time.

that's not "looking like shiat' after a bender.  that's what she looks like behind the scenes when she packs on a few and isn't covered in 20# of makeup.   She is simply not very special without the magic of hollywood aestheticians.

Get a pic of her smiling with that same non-makeup look.  She looks like she's just zoned out not thinking about anything.  I bet a smile livens her face up immensely.


Also, there are a lot of photography and photo editing tricks (not "shopping" in the strictest sense, more contrast/clarity things) that can make someone look even worse.  I see a lot of them in play in that pic.
 
2014-02-01 11:08:31 AM  

FlashHarry: new to bourbon here. normally a scotch drinker. i did, however, rather enjoy several glasses of maker's 46 last night. very sweet though.


I loves me some 46. Have a bottle on the shelf. I've been enjoying the smoothness that is Eagle Rare, lately,though. 10 yrs old and so very nice. (and about the same price as 46)
 
2014-02-01 11:08:51 AM  
Not a bourbon drinker. When I was a stupid young teenager, I had the mistaken impression that the point of drinking was to chug as much of whatever you were given as fast as humanly possible. It burned away any hope of being able to appreciate JB that I might have otherwise grown into.

Sigh...
 
2014-02-01 11:12:08 AM  
Meg Griffin is going to be the spokesperson for Jim Beam?
www.247miami.tv
/I'm ok with that.
 
2014-02-01 11:14:19 AM  

AbiNormal: Meg Griffin is going to be the spokesperson for Jim Beam?
[www.247miami.tv image 850x1161]
/I'm ok with that.


Photoshopped or not, that girl's ass is about as cute as a baby koala snuggling with a kitten.
 
2014-02-01 11:16:19 AM  
"Global relevance"? Really? Since when did overhyped, wooden actresses become "globally relevant"?
 
2014-02-01 11:18:37 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: "Global relevance"? Really? Since when did overhyped, wooden actresses become "globally relevant"?


dshenai.files.wordpress.com

Since about 1950?
 
2014-02-01 11:20:50 AM  

colinspooky: Here you go 


You know what Michaelangelo's "David" looked like before he went to work on it, right? A big rock. There's a lot to be said for the application of artistry.
 
2014-02-01 11:21:08 AM  

Shadowknight: You Are All Sheep: Leader O'Cola: grinding_journalist: colinspooky: Here you go  [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x953]

I look like shiat after a bender and rolling out of bed to go to work the next day too- I assume you get out of bed looking like Don Draper?

Next thing you'll tell me is that real celebs are red-carpet ready 100% of the time.

that's not "looking like shiat' after a bender.  that's what she looks like behind the scenes when she packs on a few and isn't covered in 20# of makeup.   She is simply not very special without the magic of hollywood aestheticians.

Get a pic of her smiling with that same non-makeup look.  She looks like she's just zoned out not thinking about anything.  I bet a smile livens her face up immensely.

Also, there are a lot of photography and photo editing tricks (not "shopping" in the strictest sense, more contrast/clarity things) that can make someone look even worse.  I see a lot of them in play in that pic.



So what about these?

I see a lot of makeup and hairwork making a very average (at best) looking face turn magical


i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

See what the difference even just a touch of it makes in this next one

i.imgur.com

Let alone, the real industrial strength pancaker.5000

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-01 11:23:35 AM  

Leader O'Cola: Shadowknight: You Are All Sheep: Leader O'Cola: grinding_journalist: colinspooky: Here you go  [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x953]

I look like shiat after a bender and rolling out of bed to go to work the next day too- I assume you get out of bed looking like Don Draper?

Next thing you'll tell me is that real celebs are red-carpet ready 100% of the time.

that's not "looking like shiat' after a bender.  that's what she looks like behind the scenes when she packs on a few and isn't covered in 20# of makeup.   She is simply not very special without the magic of hollywood aestheticians.

Get a pic of her smiling with that same non-makeup look.  She looks like she's just zoned out not thinking about anything.  I bet a smile livens her face up immensely.

Also, there are a lot of photography and photo editing tricks (not "shopping" in the strictest sense, more contrast/clarity things) that can make someone look even worse.  I see a lot of them in play in that pic.


So what about these?

I see a lot of makeup and hairwork making a very average (at best) looking face turn magical


[i.imgur.com image 600x628]

[i.imgur.com image 579x327]

[i.imgur.com image 630x698]

[i.imgur.com image 634x900]

See what the difference even just a touch of it makes in this next one

[i.imgur.com image 300x300]

Let alone, the real industrial strength pancaker.5000

[i.imgur.com image 640x560]

[i.imgur.com image 850x630]


You go to children's birthday parties and tell them how magicians do their tricks, and show them that Boffo the Clown is really just a registered sex offender in a bad wig, don't you?
 
2014-02-01 11:24:03 AM  

Leader O'Cola: So what about these?


She looks fine.
 
2014-02-01 11:26:04 AM  
Oh god she looks like a regular woman

Get it away
 
2014-02-01 11:26:10 AM  
Shut up, Meg!

/Would love to disappoint Ms. Kunis sexually with my penis.
//And for relaxing times, make it Suntory time.
 
2014-02-01 11:28:51 AM  

Leader O'Cola: Shadowknight: You Are All Sheep: Leader O'Cola: grinding_journalist: colinspooky: Here you go  [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x953]

I look like shiat after a bender and rolling out of bed to go to work the next day too- I assume you get out of bed looking like Don Draper?

Next thing you'll tell me is that real celebs are red-carpet ready 100% of the time.

that's not "looking like shiat' after a bender.  that's what she looks like behind the scenes when she packs on a few and isn't covered in 20# of makeup.   She is simply not very special without the magic of hollywood aestheticians.

Get a pic of her smiling with that same non-makeup look.  She looks like she's just zoned out not thinking about anything.  I bet a smile livens her face up immensely.

Also, there are a lot of photography and photo editing tricks (not "shopping" in the strictest sense, more contrast/clarity things) that can make someone look even worse.  I see a lot of them in play in that pic.


So what about these?

I see a lot of makeup and hairwork making a very average (at best) looking face turn magical


[i.imgur.com image 600x628]

[i.imgur.com image 579x327]

[i.imgur.com image 630x698]

[i.imgur.com image 634x900]

See what the difference even just a touch of it makes in this next one

[i.imgur.com image 300x300]

Let alone, the real industrial strength pancaker.5000

[i.imgur.com image 640x560]

[i.imgur.com image 850x630]



All those pictures were taken at the same time. While she was gaining weight for a movie role. That's no where never her "normal" weight
 
2014-02-01 11:35:22 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: All those pictures were taken at the same time. While she was gaining weight for a movie role. That's no where never her "normal" weight


I see you beat me to it.
 
2014-02-01 11:44:17 AM  
In other news, actors and actresses often look different in real life than in pictures, films, etc.

Considering how hard some of these people work between filming, interviews, and premiers all over the planet at weird hours, I'm willing to cut them some slack for not looking perfect all the time.
 
2014-02-01 11:57:32 AM  

dugitman: Leader O'Cola: So what about these?

She looks fine.


Boy I'd hate to have to hear about going home to bang that every night from the fellas at the bar.  I can't imagine ever living THAT down.
 
2014-02-01 12:10:57 PM  
www.outsidethebeltway.com

that's not what your mother said last night, trebek!
 
2014-02-01 12:11:01 PM  

Shadowknight: AbiNormal: Meg Griffin is going to be the spokesperson for Jim Beam?
[www.247miami.tv image 850x1161]
/I'm ok with that.

Photoshopped or not, that girl's ass is about as cute as a baby koala snuggling with a kitten.


Shut up Meg.
 
2014-02-01 12:11:50 PM  
A lot of Mila hate in this thread. There is not a picture posted in this thread that I don't find her drop dead gorgeous.

Low standards I guess...
 
2014-02-01 12:13:42 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Shadowknight: You Are All Sheep: Leader O'Cola: grinding_journalist: colinspooky: Here you go  [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x953]

I look like shiat after a bender and rolling out of bed to go to work the next day too- I assume you get out of bed looking like Don Draper?

Next thing you'll tell me is that real celebs are red-carpet ready 100% of the time.

that's not "looking like shiat' after a bender.  that's what she looks like behind the scenes when she packs on a few and isn't covered in 20# of makeup.   She is simply not very special without the magic of hollywood aestheticians.

Get a pic of her smiling with that same non-makeup look.  She looks like she's just zoned out not thinking about anything.  I bet a smile livens her face up immensely.

Also, there are a lot of photography and photo editing tricks (not "shopping" in the strictest sense, more contrast/clarity things) that can make someone look even worse.  I see a lot of them in play in that pic.


So what about these?

I see a lot of makeup and hairwork making a very average (at best) looking face turn magical


[i.imgur.com image 600x628]

[i.imgur.com image 579x327]

[i.imgur.com image 630x698]

[i.imgur.com image 634x900]

See what the difference even just a touch of it makes in this next one

[i.imgur.com image 300x300]

Let alone, the real industrial strength pancaker.5000

[i.imgur.com image 640x560]

[i.imgur.com image 850x630]


Other than looking pretty puffy, she looks normal, and better than I could ever get.  Almost like she was quickly putting on weight for a movie or something!... You are lame for actually taking the time to post these stupid pictures to "prove" whatever you are trying to prove.
 
2014-02-01 12:14:41 PM  

dugitman: Leader O'Cola: So what about these?

She looks fine.


I agree.  Granted, I think she should probably avoid the sun a little due to some sun damage, but that's nothing out of the ordinary for someone who lives in a constantly sunny climate.
 
2014-02-01 12:40:34 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: rzrwiresunrise: "Global relevance"? Really? Since when did overhyped, wooden actresses become "globally relevant"?



Since about 1950?


Touché.
 
2014-02-01 12:41:21 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Shadowknight: You Are All Sheep: Leader O'Cola: grinding_journalist: colinspooky: Here you go  [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x953]

I look like shiat after a bender and rolling out of bed to go to work the next day too- I assume you get out of bed looking like Don Draper?

Next thing you'll tell me is that real celebs are red-carpet ready 100% of the time.

that's not "looking like shiat' after a bender.  that's what she looks like behind the scenes when she packs on a few and isn't covered in 20# of makeup.   She is simply not very special without the magic of hollywood aestheticians.

Get a pic of her smiling with that same non-makeup look.  She looks like she's just zoned out not thinking about anything.  I bet a smile livens her face up immensely.

Also, there are a lot of photography and photo editing tricks (not "shopping" in the strictest sense, more contrast/clarity things) that can make someone look even worse.  I see a lot of them in play in that pic.


So what about these?

I see a lot of makeup and hairwork making a very average (at best) looking face turn magical


[i.imgur.com image 600x628]

[i.imgur.com image 579x327]

[i.imgur.com image 630x698]

[i.imgur.com image 634x900]

See what the difference even just a touch of it makes in this next one

[i.imgur.com image 300x300]

Let alone, the real industrial strength pancaker.5000

[i.imgur.com image 640x560]

[i.imgur.com image 850x630]



Doesn't matter, she still wouldn't give you the time of day.
 
2014-02-01 12:44:02 PM  
She's Ukrainian, wouldn't vodka be a better choice for her.
 
2014-02-01 01:14:55 PM  

Leader O'Cola: So what about these?

I see a lot of makeup and hairwork making a very average (at best) looking face turn magical

[i.imgur.com image 600x628]

[i.imgur.com image 579x327]

[i.imgur.com image 630x698]

[i.imgur.com image 634x900]

See what the difference even just a touch of it makes in this next one

[i.imgur.com image 300x300]

Let alone, the real industrial strength pancaker.5000

[i.imgur.com image 640x560]

[i.imgur.com image 850x630]



I guess we know who didn't get into the Family Guy panel at Comic-Con.
 
2014-02-01 01:30:42 PM  

BBtB: A lot of Mila hate in this thread. There is not a picture posted in this thread that I don't find her drop dead gorgeous.

Low standards I guess...


Pretty sure that's all coming from one farker. He also doesn't like your music.
 
2014-02-01 01:36:28 PM  

dennysgod: She's Ukrainian, wouldn't vodka be a better choice for her.


It's best to keep the Ukrainians away from vodka
 
2014-02-01 02:10:25 PM  
Adam Richmonds ugly kid sister?
/anyone?
 
2014-02-01 03:26:36 PM  
Gah- some people just cant enjoy the fantasy. Like the guys who dont like curvier girls because someday in the future they might gain weight
 
2014-02-01 03:38:43 PM  

oukewldave: Leader O'Cola: Shadowknight: You Are All Sheep: Leader O'Cola: grinding_journalist: colinspooky: Here you go  [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x953]

I look like shiat after a bender and rolling out of bed to go to work the next day too- I assume you get out of bed looking like Don Draper?

Next thing you'll tell me is that real celebs are red-carpet ready 100% of the time.

that's not "looking like shiat' after a bender.  that's what she looks like behind the scenes when she packs on a few and isn't covered in 20# of makeup.   She is simply not very special without the magic of hollywood aestheticians.

Get a pic of her smiling with that same non-makeup look.  She looks like she's just zoned out not thinking about anything.  I bet a smile livens her face up immensely.

Also, there are a lot of photography and photo editing tricks (not "shopping" in the strictest sense, more contrast/clarity things) that can make someone look even worse.  I see a lot of them in play in that pic.


So what about these?

I see a lot of makeup and hairwork making a very average (at best) looking face turn magical


[i.imgur.com image 600x628]

[i.imgur.com image 579x327]

[i.imgur.com image 630x698]

[i.imgur.com image 634x900]

See what the difference even just a touch of it makes in this next one

[i.imgur.com image 300x300]

Let alone, the real industrial strength pancaker.5000

[i.imgur.com image 640x560]

[i.imgur.com image 850x630]

Other than looking pretty puffy, she looks normal, and better than I could ever get.  Almost like she was quickly putting on weight for a movie or something!... You are lame for actually taking the time to post these stupid pictures to "prove" whatever you are trying to prove.


www.memegene.net
 
2014-02-01 03:42:13 PM  
As someone who just started 1/2 gal Beam bender, I support this decision.
 
2014-02-01 04:00:25 PM  

oukewldave: Other than looking pretty puffy, she looks normal, and better than I could ever get. Almost like she was quickly putting on weight for a movie or something!... You are lame for actually taking the time to post these stupid pictures to "prove" whatever you are trying to prove.


That she has sharp knees, duh.
 
2014-02-01 04:42:35 PM  

oukewldave: Leader O'Cola: Shadowknight: You Are All Sheep: Leader O'Cola: grinding_journalist: colinspooky: Here you go  [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x953]


Other than looking pretty puffy, she looks normal, and better than I could ever get.  Almost like she was quickly putting on weight for a movie or something!... You are lame for actually taking the time to post these stupid pictures to "prove" whatever you are trying to prove.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-02-01 04:56:34 PM  

colinspooky: Here you go  [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x953]


That is a very hung over and tired person.
 
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