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(Gawker)   Dead biker buried riding his Harley in gigantic transparent casket   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Billy Standley, Mechanicsburg, Dayton Daily News  
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9346 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2014 at 7:35 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-01 07:41:10 AM  
3 votes:
So there's a free Harley out there for anyone with a shovel?
2014-02-01 10:36:55 AM  
2 votes:
Why does he need a helmet?
2014-02-01 08:22:52 AM  
2 votes:
Axles to axles, rust to rust.
2014-02-01 08:04:01 AM  
2 votes:
2014-02-01 12:03:20 PM  
1 vote:

Fear the Clam: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: TFA said his name was Billy Standley.   So why does his tombstone say HAMMER? or JAMMER?  something that ends in "AMMER"

I was thinking SPAMMER. And it belongs to his neighbor who's probably already complaining about the dirtbag next door bringing down the tone of the neighborhood.

Maybe he had a speech impediment.
2014-02-01 11:25:57 AM  
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2014-02-01 09:06:11 AM  
1 vote:
Like the Pharoahs of old, he was simply planning on needing that bike in the afterlife.
2014-02-01 08:17:25 AM  
1 vote:
Buried in a rented suit.
2014-02-01 08:15:58 AM  
1 vote:
I was once buried in a plexiglass casket on a Harley Davidson.
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