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(YouTube)   Smoking hot blonde plays Bag of Hammers ukulele cover and... yep, Subby just fell in love   (youtube.com) divider line 63
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2014-01-31 10:00:44 PM
Seriously just fell in love with this girl right now. So hot.
 
2014-01-31 10:11:46 PM
I like her voice and her tits. The hair makes my skin crawl.
 
2014-01-31 10:17:05 PM
I concur and raise you my Uke crush:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JX13LwnZss
 
2014-01-31 10:19:31 PM
Wow.
 
2014-01-31 10:22:27 PM

Nogrhi: I concur and raise you my Uke crush:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JX13LwnZss


At about the 01:20 mark, is that guy in the background with the long hair a member of KORN?
 
2014-01-31 10:24:22 PM

rooftop235: Nogrhi: I concur and raise you my Uke crush:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JX13LwnZss

At about the 01:20 mark, is that guy in the background with the long hair a member of KORN?


Sure looks like it.  Although it could just be some other dude that is coming undone.
 
2014-01-31 10:25:49 PM
i'm something something youtube ukulele player of all time is Poopy Lungstuffing.
 
2014-01-31 10:29:46 PM

the801: i'm something something youtube ukulele player of all time is Poopy Lungstuffing.


As I am on my third whiskey I chose to sample 'Oh Demon Alcohol' and that is just MAGNIFICENT!

thanks for the referral!
 
2014-01-31 10:33:12 PM

Nogrhi: I concur and raise you my Uke crush:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JX13LwnZss


That was way more than HOT!
 
2014-01-31 10:39:36 PM

bingethinker: I like her voice and her tits. The hair makes my skin crawl.


I like her hair!
 
2014-01-31 10:53:28 PM

skatedrifter: bingethinker: I like her voice and her tits. The hair makes my skin crawl.

I like her hair!


If you look closely, you can almost see things moving around in there.
 
2014-01-31 11:10:38 PM
Scotland is very hilly.
 
2014-01-31 11:10:39 PM

bingethinker: skatedrifter: bingethinker: I like her voice and her tits. The hair makes my skin crawl.

I like her hair!

If you look closely, you can almost see things moving around in there.


Are her knees also too sharp for your tastes? Just curious.
 
2014-01-31 11:18:56 PM

skatedrifter: bingethinker: skatedrifter: bingethinker: I like her voice and her tits. The hair makes my skin crawl.

I like her hair!

If you look closely, you can almost see things moving around in there.

Are her knees also too sharp for your tastes? Just curious.


It sort of looks like she has proto-dreads, but they work on her, and don't look dirty.

She does have a great voice, and is very emotive in her inflections, I dig it.
 
2014-01-31 11:20:53 PM

bingethinker: I like her voice and her tits.

 
2014-01-31 11:30:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHG-fYiDvo8

Baltimore homegirl Vicki Vox.
 
2014-01-31 11:40:10 PM
Aside from the fact that she's playing a ukulele and has a rather annoying singing voice, she's pretty hot and has a nice set of cans.

Could probably stand to wash her hair, also.
 
2014-01-31 11:49:51 PM
When was the last time she washed that nappy f*cking bird nest.
 
2014-02-01 12:03:01 AM
Not a ukulele, but worth a watch.  This guitarist speaks to me on a spiritual and metaphysical level:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2RZXeQc5HU
 
2014-02-01 12:25:54 AM

bingethinker: I like her voice and her tits. The hair makes my skin crawl.


Here's one of her with short hair.

http://www.frequency.com/video/shanin-blake-thats-just-love/91378179

Fark hates the link but you know what to do.
 
2014-02-01 12:55:27 AM

clydedog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHG-fYiDvo8

Baltimore homegirl Vicki Vox.


Very nice!
 
2014-02-01 01:18:57 AM

bingethinker: I like her voice and her tits. The hair makes my skin crawl.


Voice makes my skin crawl.
Hair makes me scratch involuntarily.
Tits are tits.
 
2014-02-01 01:58:13 AM
I thought the song was quirky and cool. I would have watched the whole video even if she were plain looking. Her looks were just the icing on the cake.
 
2014-02-01 01:58:54 AM

Lsherm: Not a ukulele, but worth a watch.  This guitarist speaks to me on a spiritual and metaphysical level:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2RZXeQc5HU


Her cover of Get Lucky is actually better. The fact that this chick is less famous than Lady Googoo and Billy Ray Cyrus's Crack Smoking Spawn saddens me.
 
2014-02-01 02:22:54 AM
Uh, can we get videos or pictures of these cute girls without the horrible ukulele music?


But it's sooooo quirky and unique! Just like all the other quirky girls making horrible music with that horrible excuse for an instrument.
 
2014-02-01 02:36:32 AM
 
2014-02-01 03:23:45 AM

stonelotus: don't stick your weener in crazy


What a waste of $50.

/TBH, I enjoyed it more than her music.
 
2014-02-01 03:32:31 AM
I'm probably a terrible person but I can't stand female vocalists as the main chorus :(
 
2014-02-01 04:46:29 AM

Thal: I'm probably a terrible person but I can't stand female vocalists as the main chorus :(


You must be listening to the wrong kind of music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs89EDeqbbg
 
2014-02-01 05:09:51 AM

Nogrhi: I concur and raise you my Uke crush:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JX13LwnZss


not enough cleavage.
 
2014-02-01 05:32:56 AM
nice tits does not make her hot but i forgive subs blindness

/hot
 
2014-02-01 05:36:22 AM

Thal: I'm probably a terrible person but I can't stand female vocalists as the main chorus :(


I think it depends on the Style of Music. Rock and Blues are for the guys. Celtic, Folk and Jazz, especially the old standards, I love the ladies singing. (But this isn't a hard, fast rule. Let me hear the song, only then I will tell you if I like it.)

As for the looks, bicep tattoos still look odd on girls to me. I am old. I don't mind small hearts and butterflies. But too much ink on women turns me off.

Which doesn't mean I am all "sharp knees." I wouldn't be slowed down if I was allowed to proceed with the nasty with her.
 
2014-02-01 08:03:40 AM
Her voice reminds me of Miss Li.
 
2014-02-01 08:07:43 AM
Her voice has a coquettish wiggle in its walk.

/phrase shamelessly stolen from the Trouser Press Record Guide's writeup of Jewel
 
2014-02-01 08:48:58 AM
She can be wife #3. Bet she's a screamer in bed.

/Hey, I can support her - I've got a tent and a 1973 Gremlin. What more is there?
 
2014-02-01 09:26:42 AM
Smelly wanna be hippie chick.
 
2014-02-01 09:48:39 AM
I couldn't see the ukulele...
 
2014-02-01 09:52:42 AM

Lsherm: Not a ukulele, but worth a watch.  This guitarist speaks to me on a spiritual and metaphysical level:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2RZXeQc5HU


two syllables in i wanted to curb stomp her farking bullshiat american idol voice.
 
2014-02-01 10:31:18 AM

InfrasonicTom: Lsherm: Not a ukulele, but worth a watch.  This guitarist speaks to me on a spiritual and metaphysical level:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2RZXeQc5HU

two syllables in i wanted to curb stomp her farking bullshiat american idol voice.


There's sound?  You're watching it wrong.
 
2014-02-01 10:32:17 AM
I expected her to launch into 'Smelly Cat' halfway through that.
 
2014-02-01 10:57:57 AM

Nogrhi: I concur and raise you my Uke crush:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JX13LwnZss


I had never heard of this lady, Taimane Gardner, but she can absolutely shread the uke.   The chick in the featured vid is cute and sexy, but Taimane is a serious talent.  I'm with you, Nogrhi.
 
2014-02-01 11:01:45 AM

Lsherm: Not a ukulele, but worth a watch.  This guitarist speaks to me on a spiritual and metaphysical level:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2RZXeQc5HU


meh, below average guitar, below average voice and the use of "looks" doesn't really do anything for me.  Cut it off at about 20 seconds.
 
2014-02-01 11:06:41 AM

Thal: I'm probably a terrible person but I can't stand female vocalists as the main chorus :(


Depends on the voice.

My omg-make-it-stop thing is female film narrators who wildly voice-modulate as if audience is a herd of toddlers who need inflection to comprehend good vs evil.

There's even a movie about a female film narrator who, for once, speaks in a way that does not destroy my will to live:

In A World
 
2014-02-01 11:24:35 AM
Is it just me or did you read "Smoking Hot Girl" and "Bag of Hummers."  I was expecting porn after reading that.
 
2014-02-01 11:28:43 AM

offacue: Her voice reminds me of Miss Li.


I've noticed this trend in female vocals...sounds like they are emulating a style from a 100 years ago...
 
2014-02-01 11:32:09 AM
She's cute and quirky and has pretty good vocal ability, but not much breath control and for fark sake! modern music, find another stinking chord, would ya?.

This chord on two notes and
That chord on two notes and
This chord on two notes and
That chord on two notes and
This chord on two notes and
That chord on two notes and
This chord on two notes and
That chord on two notes and jaysus.
 
2014-02-01 11:32:38 AM
She is cute subby.
 
2014-02-01 12:03:31 PM

barefoot in the head: She's cute and quirky and has pretty good vocal ability, but not much breath control and for fark sake! modern music, find another stinking chord, would ya?.

This chord on two notes and
That chord on two notes and
This chord on two notes and
That chord on two notes and
This chord on two notes and
That chord on two notes and
This chord on two notes and
That chord on two notes and jaysus.


It's a ukulele what do you expect Eddie Van Halen?
 
2014-02-01 01:26:26 PM
kibbled:It's a ukulele what do you expect Eddie Van Halen?


You really need to check out Taimane Gardner.
 
2014-02-01 01:49:17 PM
Yes please.
 
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