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(Reuters)   Secret Service arrests hatchet-wielding, rifle-toting nutjob for planning to kill ex-President George W. Bush so he could have sex with Barbara Bush. Enjoy your nightmares, folks   (reuters.com) divider line 25
    More: Sick, Barbara Bush, George W. Bush, Secret Service, rifles, nightmares  
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2014-02-01 12:01:42 AM
5 votes:
"Hey, so I just shot your dad and chopped him into tiny chunks. Want to grab a coffee or something?"
2014-02-01 02:37:05 AM
4 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-01 02:19:19 AM
3 votes:

jso2897: The killer awoke before dawn, and he put his boots on..........


He went into the room where the president lived...
2014-02-01 02:06:34 AM
3 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: This Barbara Bush, George W Bush's daughter


NOT


Barbara Bush, his mother


Why not both?

Ok I just threw up in my mouth saying that one
2014-02-01 03:42:30 AM
2 votes:

Lsherm: Bathia_Mapes: Fraternal/sororal twins are non-identical because they're from two eggs that are fertilized by two different sperm cells. Essentially they're two siblings who happen to be born at the same time.

Yeah, I'm a fraternal twin.  We look very similar, but that's not always the case.  Looks to me like those two heavily favored each parent.


Let me guess...your twin is a raging liberal, a black sheep of the family.
2014-02-01 02:53:09 AM
2 votes:
Bathia_Mapes: Okay, now imagine former First Ladies Barbara Bush & Nancy Reagan singing the Divinyls song "I Touch Myself" to each other. :-D

Huh... thought I was all fapped out, but gave me my second wind.  I'll be in my presidential bunker.
2014-02-01 02:45:30 AM
2 votes:

That Guy Jeff: Bathia_Mapes: [cdn.breitbart.com image 475x355]

This Barbara Bush, George W Bush's daughter


NOT

[a.abcnews.com image 850x478]
Barbara Bush, his mother

Ooooh! That makes a lot more sense. I would totally dismember someone to hit that. It's kind of odd that she would be into that sort of thing, though. Normally chicks aren't into you cutting their dads to pieces.


cdn.crushable.com
2014-02-01 02:30:21 AM
2 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Oldiron_79: Bathia_Mapes: This Barbara Bush, George W Bush's daughter


NOT


Barbara Bush, his mother

Why not both?

Ok I just threw up in my mouth saying that one

Okay, now imagine former First Ladies Barbara Bush & Nancy Reagan singing the Divinyls song "I Touch Myself" to each other. :-D


You just got that whole evil empress thing going tonight, don't you?

/that should be classified as mental torture
2014-02-01 02:11:02 AM
2 votes:
The killer awoke before dawn, and he put his boots on..........
2014-02-01 02:05:24 AM
2 votes:
On Fark, the senior Barbara is considered a "hottie"
2014-01-31 09:43:44 PM
2 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2014-02-01 09:42:30 AM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Okay, now imagine former First Ladies Barbara Bush & Nancy Reagan singing the Divinyls song "I Touch Myself" to each other. :-D


i1182.photobucket.com
2014-02-01 09:29:02 AM
1 votes:

GreenSun: [oi60.tinypic.com image 800x644]


4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-01 06:16:59 AM
1 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: The phrase 3--day old grilled cheese sandwich comes to mind


Dammit, now I want a grilled cheese sandwich.
2014-02-01 03:26:51 AM
1 votes:
Barb Bush Sr drove home from the hospital with a terminal fetus (GW's brother) in a jar. True story.


That must have been the smart one
2014-02-01 02:53:01 AM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Barb Bush Sr drove home from the hospital with a terminal fetus (GW's brother) in a jar. True story.


And yet....

When she got home...
She noticed that the fetus was moving...
She suckled it on her bosom until it grew...

If you thought GWB was bad...

/coming to a theater near you
2014-02-01 02:45:41 AM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You just got that whole evil empress thing going tonight, don't you?


:-D
2014-02-01 02:28:33 AM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: [cdn.breitbart.com image 475x355]

This Barbara Bush, George W Bush's daughter


NOT

[a.abcnews.com image 850x478]
Barbara Bush, his mother


So, you're saying that Bush's mom is still available?
2014-02-01 02:28:11 AM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Bathia_Mapes: This Barbara Bush, George W Bush's daughter


NOT


Barbara Bush, his mother

Why not both?

Ok I just threw up in my mouth saying that one


Okay, now imagine former First Ladies Barbara Bush & Nancy Reagan singing the Divinyls song "I Touch Myself" to each other. :-D
2014-02-01 02:26:10 AM
1 votes:
I don't know.... maybe we should hear this guy out.
2014-02-01 02:13:59 AM
1 votes:
""I'm going to work for George W. Bush and the Pentagon," the note said, according to the government. "I have to slay a dragon and then Barbara Bush is mine.""

Oh that Gandalf, always setting up adventures for the Hobbits.
2014-02-01 02:12:52 AM
1 votes:
oi60.tinypic.com
2014-02-01 12:14:27 AM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Bathia_Mapes: Fraternal/sororal twins are non-identical because they're from two eggs that are fertilized by two different sperm cells. Essentially they're two siblings who happen to be born at the same time.

Yeah, I'm a fraternal twin.  We look very similar, but that's not always the case.  Looks to me like those two heavily favored each parent.


So you have an alt? :)
2014-01-31 11:46:38 PM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: [cdn.breitbart.com image 475x355]

This Barbara Bush, George W Bush's daughter


NOT

[a.abcnews.com image 850x478]
Barbara Bush, his mother


While I appreciate your clarification, I have to say you've deflated this thread before it ever got started

/it could have been glorious
2014-01-31 11:07:20 PM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: [cdn.breitbart.com image 475x355]

This Barbara Bush, George W Bush's daughter


NOT

[a.abcnews.com image 850x478]
Barbara Bush, his mother


I never understood how those two could be twins. Their family tree must look like a freeway cloverleaf.
 
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