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(Reuters)   Secret Service arrests hatchet-wielding, rifle-toting nutjob for planning to kill ex-President George W. Bush so he could have sex with Barbara Bush. Enjoy your nightmares, folks   (reuters.com) divider line 104
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2014-02-01 03:10:25 AM  

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: Just to be fair, Grandma Bush was a hell of a looker in her youth.  Saw some TV special where H.W. was showing off the picture of her that he was carrying when his plane went down during the war or something like that.


chicksontheright.com
 
2014-02-01 03:19:55 AM  

mongbiohazard: I don't know.... maybe we should hear this guy out.


i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-01 03:21:36 AM  
gifs.gifbin.com
 
2014-02-01 03:24:41 AM  

robohobo: SomeFarkinFarmgirl: Just to be fair, Grandma Bush was a hell of a looker in her youth.  Saw some TV special where H.W. was showing off the picture of her that he was carrying when his plane went down during the war or something like that.


Nice.
 
2014-02-01 03:26:51 AM  
Barb Bush Sr drove home from the hospital with a terminal fetus (GW's brother) in a jar. True story.


That must have been the smart one
 
2014-02-01 03:29:44 AM  

robohobo: SomeFarkinFarmgirl: Just to be fair, Grandma Bush was a hell of a looker in her youth.  Saw some TV special where H.W. was showing off the picture of her that he was carrying when his plane went down during the war or something like that.

[chicksontheright.com image 439x669]


That explains it. He must have gummed up the engine and crash-landed.
 
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2014-02-01 03:34:36 AM  

robohobo: SomeFarkinFarmgirl: Just to be fair, Grandma Bush was a hell of a looker in her youth.  Saw some TV special where H.W. was showing off the picture of her that he was carrying when his plane went down during the war or something like that.

[chicksontheright.com image 439x669]



don't forget that she was also the illegitimate daughter of noted occultist and sexmajick aficionado Aleister Crowley!

(doubtful. but it is one of the more amusing Bush family rumors floating around.)
 
2014-02-01 03:39:02 AM  
www.blinkydog.com
 
2014-02-01 03:42:30 AM  

Lsherm: Bathia_Mapes: Fraternal/sororal twins are non-identical because they're from two eggs that are fertilized by two different sperm cells. Essentially they're two siblings who happen to be born at the same time.

Yeah, I'm a fraternal twin.  We look very similar, but that's not always the case.  Looks to me like those two heavily favored each parent.


Let me guess...your twin is a raging liberal, a black sheep of the family.
 
2014-02-01 03:53:25 AM  
They gonna have to up and modify the law to include threats against future presidents now. Damn Obama and his time machine.
 
2014-02-01 04:47:52 AM  
Meet the Bushes!

NSFW Link
 
2014-02-01 05:55:41 AM  
The phrase 3--day old grilled cheese sandwich comes to mind
 
2014-02-01 06:15:58 AM  
msannomalley.com

/that is all
 
2014-02-01 06:16:59 AM  

HaywoodJablonski: The phrase 3--day old grilled cheese sandwich comes to mind


Dammit, now I want a grilled cheese sandwich.
 
2014-02-01 06:44:10 AM  
Think about it.  You want to pull of the assassination of a former president, but you don't want to risk the near certainty of prison if you're caught.  So you come up with this idea that you do all of this easily documented crazy stuff beforehand, all leading up to you actually doing the deed.  As part of the plan, in an effort to make it "airtight" you seize on the brilliant idea that you did it all for the nookie, the 88 yr old nookie of the President's mother.

Come on, what jury isn't going to buy into the notion the guy is crazy?
 
2014-02-01 06:44:11 AM  
Worst reason to want W. dead I've ever heard.  And counterproductive, if this nut wants Barbara Jr. to actually like him.
 
2014-02-01 07:50:47 AM  
I think he really wanted sex with that girl from Taxi Driver
 
2014-02-01 08:00:58 AM  
Thanks a lot, crazy person.  Now we'll have to hear about this story ad nauseam every time there's a threat on Obama's life.
 
2014-02-01 08:01:28 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Barb Bush Sr drove home from the hospital with a terminal fetus (GW's brother) in a jar. True story.


When will the terminal fetus get to be president?
 
2014-02-01 08:05:06 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: [cdn.breitbart.com image 475x355]

This Barbara Bush, George W Bush's daughter


NOT

[a.abcnews.com image 850x478]
Barbara Bush, his mother


Too late, had a total mental BSOD upon reading the headline.

HotWingAgenda: At a preliminary hearing, Assistant U.S. Attorney Andrea Griswold told U.S. Magistrate Judge Henry Pitman the government believes Smith was referring to the former president's daughter and not Bush's mother, who shares the same name.

Citation needed. Lacks foundation.


And now for a second one....

/Don't Google GILF, for your own sanity.
 
2014-02-01 08:08:58 AM  

Liam Burns: I think he really wanted sex with that girl from Taxi Driver


It took me a second to remember it was the guy that shot Reagan that thought he'd get Jodi Foster nookie. I get him and the guy that shot Lennon mixed up all the time like Helen Keller/Anne Frank meme.
 
2014-02-01 08:43:50 AM  
I've met Mrs. Bush the senior.  She truly is an awesome person.  That being said, NO.
 
2014-02-01 08:56:42 AM  

Oldiron_79: Liam Burns: I think he really wanted sex with that girl from Taxi Driver

It took me a second to remember it was the guy that shot Reagan that thought he'd get Jodi Foster nookie. I get him and the guy that shot Lennon mixed up all the time like Helen Keller/Anne Frank meme.


Me too. I can never remember which one was the deaf one and which was blind.
 
2014-02-01 09:15:02 AM  

illannoyin: Meet the Bushes!

NSFW Link


LMFAO over here!
 
2014-02-01 09:28:41 AM  

illannoyin: Meet the Bushes!

NSFW Link


ooof    that's not right.   I cannot unseen that.
 
2014-02-01 09:29:02 AM  

GreenSun: [oi60.tinypic.com image 800x644]


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-01 09:31:39 AM  
The man was obviously delusional when he said "Bush will get this"

Bush wasn't even able to get "Al Qaeda determined to strike in the US" and I'm not sure he gets how to tie his own shoes.
 
2014-02-01 09:40:24 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Okay, now imagine former First Ladies Barbara Bush & Nancy Reagan singing the Divinyls song "I Touch Myself" to each other. :-D


I hate you.
 
2014-02-01 09:40:46 AM  
Now Obama will blame his lack of an assassin on Bush.
 
2014-02-01 09:42:30 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Okay, now imagine former First Ladies Barbara Bush & Nancy Reagan singing the Divinyls song "I Touch Myself" to each other. :-D


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-01 09:50:34 AM  

SilentStrider: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: [cdn.breitbart.com image 475x355]

This Barbara Bush, George W Bush's daughter


NOT

[a.abcnews.com image 850x478]
Barbara Bush, his mother

While I appreciate your clarification, I have to say you've deflated this thread before it ever got started

/it could have been glorious

yes. but being saved the mental trauma of Barbara Bush the elder and sex in the same sentence is not a bad thing.


I figured it was Barbara the Elder and was a claim made in order to ensure a defense of mental defect.
 
2014-02-01 10:02:50 AM  

skinink: ""I'm going to work for George W. Bush and the Pentagon," the note said, according to the government. "I have to slay a dragon and then Barbara Bush is mine.""

Oh that Gandalf, always setting up adventures for the Hobbits.



The guy was just LARPing, nothing to see here.
 
2014-02-01 10:10:34 AM  

AndreMA: The man was obviously delusional when he said "Bush will get this"

Bush wasn't even able to get "Al Qaeda determined to strike in the US" and I'm not sure he gets how to tie his own shoes.


Loafers, but even the tassels are a mystery.
 
2014-02-01 10:15:21 AM  
Pardon me, but, whar "threat"?

Imagination, delusion, wishful thinking, buncha crazy, but whar threat?
 
2014-02-01 10:30:39 AM  

whidbey: Lsherm: Bathia_Mapes: Fraternal/sororal twins are non-identical because they're from two eggs that are fertilized by two different sperm cells. Essentially they're two siblings who happen to be born at the same time.

Yeah, I'm a fraternal twin.  We look very similar, but that's not always the case.  Looks to me like those two heavily favored each parent.

Let me guess...your twin is a raging liberal, a black sheep of the family.


HAHAHAHA...no.  We're both pretty intelligent.

He went through a liberal phase in law school until he realized that most people just want to take advantage of you, and that put an end to that.  It was glorious to watch.  I could see the bullshiat idealism imparted to him by his professors fade away every time he got screwed over by someone who "deserved better."

There's nothing better than watching the birth of a cynic.  Watching the birth of a cynic who went to law school is even more gratifying.
 
2014-02-01 10:34:10 AM  
Sex with Barbara Bush?
The man is obviously deranged!
 
2014-02-01 10:49:28 AM  

Begoggle: On Fark, the senior Barbara is considered a "hottie"


Only in the Daily Mail.  And only if she's a teacher banging a 16 year old guy.
 
2014-02-01 10:55:07 AM  
...Benjamin Smith, 44, of Pittsford in upstate New York was arrested...
Oh look, another violent liberal with a gun.
 
2014-02-01 11:30:06 AM  

That Guy Jeff: Normally chicks aren't into you cutting their dads to pieces.


A girl I knew in college was the exception to that rule
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Robert_Schwartz
 
2014-02-01 11:32:02 AM  

OnlyM3: ...Benjamin Smith, 44, of Pittsford in upstate New York was arrested... Oh look, another violent liberal with a gun.


Do you ever get tired of being such a boring troll?
 
2014-02-01 11:52:13 AM  
Barbara Jr. is very attractive.
 
2014-02-01 12:02:18 PM  
Sweet Yodeling Moses
 
2014-02-01 01:36:14 PM  

OnlyM3: ...Benjamin Smith, 44, of Pittsford in upstate New York was arrested... Oh look, another violent liberal with a gun.


TINSTAAVC!  *chug*
 
2014-02-01 01:55:09 PM  
I don't know.......he DID have a note....
 
2014-02-01 03:02:28 PM  
I blame the milky froth on her haunches.

/obscure?
 
2014-02-01 03:58:44 PM  

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: Just to be fair, Grandma Bush was a hell of a looker in her youth.  Saw some TV special where H.W. was showing off the picture of her that he was carrying when his plane went down during the war or something like that.


She has a great personality and is intelligent is well. Whatever happened to her offspring didn't come from her side.
 
2014-02-01 04:52:06 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I remember one mental hospital patient got arrested for wanting to cut Bush's balls off.


Yep, and now he has his own show on MSNBC. I believe his name was Chris.
 
2014-02-01 05:26:07 PM  
So he wanted to kill Dubya for all the wrong reasons.
 
2014-02-01 06:11:48 PM  

Lsherm: He went through a liberal phase in law school until he realized that most people just want to take advantage of you, and that put an end to that.  It was glorious to watch.


In other words, he could have been liberal material, but no one in his family offered the necessary support to break out of the traditionalist mindset he was brought up in. Of course without that support, it's pretty easy for right wingers to become cynical and burrow themselves back in their rather dysfunctional trappings.
 
2014-02-01 07:49:45 PM  

oldtaku: So he wanted to kill Dubya for all the wrong reasons.


You are never going to get the wrong reasons out of your Dubya.
Not ever.
 
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