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(Gawker)   Had any fresh fruits and vegetables lately? How about some almonds or walnuts? California produces a huge percentage of this stuff, and the state just cut farm water supplies to ... zero   (gawker.com) divider line 20
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2014-02-01 01:16:41 AM  
5 votes:
All the other farmers said I was daft to sow my crops in the desert, but I sowed them anyway just to show them!.  They dried up.  So I sowed a second crop, they dried up too.  So I sowed a third crop, they burned down, fell over and then dried up.  But the fourth one took.
2014-02-01 12:56:12 AM  
5 votes:
Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.
2014-02-01 01:31:48 AM  
4 votes:

RayD8: Somewhat off topic but still to do with fruit.

I had a guy here for the last 3 days in Singapore who is from Aberdeen.



I thought you were headed in another direction with this
2014-02-01 12:59:24 AM  
3 votes:
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gja
2014-02-01 12:51:13 AM  
3 votes:
This summer, coming to a California town near you...

"She ran calling Wiiiiiiiiiildfire, she ran calling Wiiiiiiiildfire, she ran calling wiiiiiii-iiiiii-iiiildfiiiiii-iiiiirtrrrrrre"
2014-02-01 01:38:39 AM  
2 votes:
We'll they can come here and shovel all the snow they want for free to take back home.
/loved the asshats from CA talking shiat in the polar vortex threads.
2014-02-01 12:50:21 AM  
2 votes:
Can we please ban lawns nationwide already?
2014-02-01 12:44:08 AM  
2 votes:
West Virginia is ready to send some water your way!

You did order licorice smelling poison, right?
2014-02-01 09:29:01 PM  
1 votes:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Kahabut: Mr. Eugenides: make me some tea: Lee Jackson Beauregard: OnlyM3: Thanks to the liberals who have been preventing reservoir construction.

Reservoirs aren't going to do jack if there's no water to put in them.

California has plenty of reservoirs.

Apparently not.  If they had plenty, they wouldn't be out of water would they?

That's not accurate.  They do in fact have plenty of reservoirs.  They just lack any water to put in them.

Reservoir - water = Depression :)



This concludes another episode of Algonquin Farking Round Table.
2014-02-01 09:35:55 AM  
1 votes:
It's all those illegal aliens. Every week they mail home envelopes of our precious water back to where they came from.

Trust me
2014-02-01 04:53:01 AM  
1 votes:
California is a dessert. California is also a desert.

Use it accordingly.
2014-02-01 01:57:00 AM  
1 votes:
talk about whiny privileged californians...it's like less than a buck at 7-11 for a HUGE bottle of the stuff. get over yourselves.
2014-02-01 01:42:54 AM  
1 votes:
Bakersfield will go from post-apocalyptic hellscape with ravenous bands of barbarians to a post-apocalyptic hellscape with ravenous bands of thirsty barbarians. I'll probably read about the difference before I notice it.
2014-02-01 01:27:58 AM  
1 votes:
Somewhat off topic but still to do with fruit.

I had a guy here for the last 3 days in Singapore who is from Aberdeen.
Every time we went for lunch all he would eat was copious amounts of fruit.
Stuffing his face with mangoes, papaya, bananas etc.
He reckons fruit is so expensive in Scotland (and shiat quality anyway) that he rarely eats it.
2014-02-01 01:03:14 AM  
1 votes:
There are no sustainability problems.  Keep consuming.
2014-02-01 01:02:40 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.


and dusty.
2014-02-01 12:45:50 AM  
1 votes:
Well what do you expect when you put like a brazillian people IN A FARKING DESERT.
2014-02-01 12:26:57 AM  
1 votes:
Don't worry, things can't be that bad if they're still allowing the oil companies to use what little fresh water we have to flush oil out of the ground.
2014-02-01 12:03:07 AM  
1 votes:
Wait until they find out about Lake Meade.

Maybe they should move to where the food is.
2014-01-31 10:01:12 PM  
1 votes:
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