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(Metro)   Roswell New Mexico has finally been invaded by aliens disguised as tumbleweeds   (metro.co.uk) divider line 25
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2014-02-01 12:03:16 AM
Except this was Clovis not Roswell.
 
2014-02-01 12:19:54 AM
Well, they are from Russia.
 
2014-02-01 12:22:12 AM

violentsalvation: Except this was Clovis not Roswell.


So you're making a... Clovis point?

/archeological humor FTW
 
2014-02-01 01:27:41 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: violentsalvation: Except this was Clovis not Roswell.

So you're making a... Clovis point?

/archeological humor FTW


I've been to Roswell, and you, sir, are no alien.
 
2014-02-01 03:16:28 AM

vudukungfu: I've been to Roswell, and you, sir, are no alien.


If Rodman can pass, I can
 
2014-02-01 03:22:36 AM
I like how the twenty yard dump trucks are toting away full loads, probably only weighing a couple of hundred lbs.
 
2014-02-01 03:45:10 AM
Idiot who thinks it's just better to burn them in 3....2...1...
 
2014-02-01 03:47:29 AM

TommyymmoT: Idiot who thinks it's just better to burn them in 3....2...1...


You don't really want to piss them off
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-02-01 05:48:07 AM

Warchild: I like how the twenty yard dump trucks are toting away full loads, probably only weighing a couple of hundred lbs.


Definately a job for compacting garbage trucks. Or flame throwers.
 
2014-02-01 05:53:39 AM
yeah timnleweeds are pretty annoy...HOLY CRAP.
 
2014-02-01 06:01:59 AM
m.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-01 06:12:37 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: TommyymmoT: Idiot who thinks it's just better to burn them in 3....2...1...

You don't really want to piss them off
[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 635x472]


Best Outer Limits episode ever.
 
2014-02-01 06:14:37 AM
Ugh. I feel for them. That video was mildly terrifying.

The tumbleweeds we see most often out in Nevada are a huge pain, quite literally. They're scratchy as hell, and while the little needle like spines at the tips of each leaf/flower are a minor annoyance when the plant is alive and flexible, they become downright painful to bare skin when the plants dry up.

They also tangle and cling together as well as to clothing, to any type of garden tool, to you're hair, to pets, to the undercarriage of your car...

The only upside they have is they're absolutely the easiest weed to pull while gardening.
 
2014-02-01 07:29:15 AM
How many of you knew that tumbleweeds are actually Russian spies?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tumbleweed
 
2014-02-01 07:32:16 AM

fusillade762: Well, they are from Russia.


Ok, you knew.
 
2014-02-01 07:46:52 AM
Driftin' along with the tumbling tumbleweeds...
 
2014-02-01 07:58:16 AM

fusillade762: Well, they are from Russia.


and it's been happening for the last several hundred years

old news...is just old.


TommyymmoT: Idiot who thinks it's just better to burn them in 3....2...1...


I think burning them releases the seeds, which is what you need to get rid of.
 
2014-02-01 08:46:00 AM
Tumbleweeds. Lots of tumbleweeds. (youtube, sfw)
 
2014-02-01 09:09:29 AM
Rescue workers? Really?
They're not boulders, they're farking tumble weeds.
 
2014-02-01 09:15:05 AM

TommyymmoT: Idiot who thinks it's just better to burn them in 3....2...1...


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-01 09:24:00 AM
Step 1: Run them through a chipper-shredder.
Step 2: Mix them with construction glue.
Step 3: Particle Board.
Step 4: Profit!
 
2014-02-01 09:30:32 AM
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2014-02-01 10:42:44 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-01 11:34:49 AM

TommyymmoT: Idiot who thinks it's just better to burn them in 3....2...1...


wildcardjack: Or flame throwers.


areyouawizard.jpg
 
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2014-02-02 01:41:04 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: violentsalvation: Except this was Clovis not Roswell.

So you're making a... Clovis point?


The tumbleweeds will get to Roswell. They just wanted Clovis First.
 
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