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(The Business Journals)   In the event the plane loses cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down from the panel over your seat. You should secure your own oxygen mask before taking a selfie   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, oxygen masks, judicial panel, log cabins, emergency landing, Bellamkonda, Dulles Airport  
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2014-01-31 09:26:14 PM  
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2014-01-31 09:37:38 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-01-31 11:40:03 PM  
2 votes:
This is a fine example of grace under loss of pressure.
2014-01-31 10:30:40 PM  
2 votes:

black__hippie: What else should he have been doing? Cowering silently?

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You're supposed to assume crash positions.
2014-01-31 09:42:54 PM  
2 votes:
Someone should have photobombed him by jerking off in the guy's hair. They were gonna crash anyways.
2014-01-31 09:08:38 PM  
2 votes:

haemaker: AirForceVet: Darwin Award: Missed it by that much.

Despite what the headline implies, he did put his mask on first.

Actually, after putting the mask on, I would probably run video if it were safe to do so.

I'd be calling a friend to make sure he got to my porn stash before my mom did, just in case.
2014-01-31 11:46:07 PM  
1 vote:

nyseattitude: gerbilpox:
src: airtoons

Trying to revive something via fark?

Just giving credit. I have no association.

Hmm... So it was "something" before? And not anymore, huh? Guess I'm not up on the latest pop culture.

/get off my base
//belong to us
2014-01-31 09:54:11 PM  
1 vote:
I could see this. I'm always opposite of everyone else. They panic, I'm calm. They're calm, I panic. Humans are dum
2014-01-31 09:48:57 PM  
1 vote:
He should have looked at the safety instructions
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2014-01-31 09:44:20 PM  
1 vote:

walktoanarcade: TomD9938: [ image 274x288]

"In case of emergency, push the Justin Bieber to the side to use mask"

That looks more like the kid from Two and A Half men. In which case the adult's behavour is perfectly understandable. There hasn't been a likeable child star since the original Pugsley and Wednesday. I mean the cartoons by Charles Addams.
2014-01-31 09:40:34 PM  
1 vote:

TomD9938: [ image 274x288]

"In case of emergency, push the Justin Bieber to the side to use mask"
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