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(New York Daily News)   Remember in 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High' when they opened the door of Jeff Spicolli's van and all the pot smoke rolled out? Seems Justin Bieber's private jet has the same effect   (nydailynews.com) divider line 64
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2014-01-31 07:47:37 PM
There's only one scene I remember from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
 
2014-01-31 07:54:06 PM
Yeah, that's it: hotbox the pilot at 33000 ft retard...
 
2014-01-31 08:04:34 PM

Mugato: There's only one scene I remember from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


yep.
 
2014-01-31 08:56:47 PM
Too bad NORAD didn't authorize a shoot down. This could have been 9-11 x 1000.
 
2014-01-31 09:20:29 PM
Beebs is a better skater than that dude was, but I've heard Penn handles himself well.
 
2014-01-31 09:23:47 PM

gopher321: Yeah, that's it: hotbox the pilot at 33000 ft retard...


He's got nothing to worry about. If there's anything Otis Redding, Buddy Holly, Stevie Ray Vaughan, and even Lynyrd Skynyrd taught us, it's that the Beebs isn't talented enough to die in a mid-flight crash.
 
2014-01-31 09:30:21 PM

stoli n coke: gopher321: Yeah, that's it: hotbox the pilot at 33000 ft retard...

He's got nothing to worry about. If there's anything Otis Redding, Buddy Holly, Stevie Ray Vaughan, and even Lynyrd Skynyrd taught us, it's that the Beebs isn't talented enough to die in a mid-flight crash.


So that means Travis Barker and DJ AM are/were hacks?
 
2014-01-31 09:34:43 PM
FTFA:   "Our position is the Mr. Bieber is innocent," Weitzman said.

Well, he knows what a Mr. Bieber is.
 
2014-01-31 09:36:47 PM

Mugato: There's only one scene I remember from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


Yes and they were magnificent.
 
2014-01-31 09:38:16 PM
So, did they find weed or not?

Mugato: There's only one scene I remember from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


I know I've watched dazed and confused a bunch of times (all the way through) but I can't remember a damn thing about it. I don't think I've ever watched it sober enough to recall anything,
 
2014-01-31 09:42:35 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: stoli n coke: gopher321: Yeah, that's it: hotbox the pilot at 33000 ft retard...

He's got nothing to worry about. If there's anything Otis Redding, Buddy Holly, Stevie Ray Vaughan, and even Lynyrd Skynyrd taught us, it's that the Beebs isn't talented enough to die in a mid-flight crash.

So that means Travis Barker and DJ AM are/were hacks?



Yes, it does. DJ AM was more known for banging Nicole Richie and Mandy Moore than he was for any of his music.
 
2014-01-31 09:46:22 PM
A college aged kid smoking marijuana? The devil's lettuce? That is unacceptable, I demand five to ten threads a day to discuss every facet of Bieber's life.
 
2014-01-31 09:58:14 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: I know I've watched dazed and confused a bunch of times (all the way through) but I can't remember a damn thing about it. I don't think I've ever watched it sober enough to recall anything,


Despite its lack of nudity, Dazed and Confused is the greatest high school movie ever.
 
2014-01-31 09:59:02 PM

Semper IvXx: A college aged kid smoking marijuana? The devil's lettuce? That is unacceptable, I demand five to ten threads a day to discuss every facet of Bieber's life.


That's not really a problem. Giving the pilot of the plane you're flying in a contact high might be.
 
2014-01-31 09:59:13 PM

stoli n coke: gopher321: Yeah, that's it: hotbox the pilot at 33000 ft retard...

He's got nothing to worry about. If there's anything Otis Redding, Buddy Holly, Stevie Ray Vaughan, and even Lynyrd Skynyrd taught us, it's that the Beebs isn't talented enough to die in a mid-flight crash.


Planes don't crash mid-flight; they always crash at the end.
 
2014-01-31 10:10:13 PM
Aw, who let him back?
 
2014-01-31 10:14:09 PM
 "his posse  "?!?


Jesus Christ.
 
2014-01-31 10:15:45 PM

gopher321: Yeah, that's it: hotbox the pilot at 33000 ft retard...


Except the funny part of this is the air is not recirculated, even at 33,000 ft.
 
2014-01-31 10:20:57 PM
I would hate to be his pilot, that would be the worst job ever.
 
2014-01-31 10:21:44 PM

Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: I know I've watched dazed and confused a bunch of times (all the way through) but I can't remember a damn thing about it. I don't think I've ever watched it sober enough to recall anything,

Despite its lack of nudity, Dazed and Confused is the greatest high school movie ever.


So I've heard. The only memories I have are what's frequently quoted here and the parts I've seen in family guy episodes
 
2014-01-31 10:26:04 PM

Mugato: There's only one scene I remember from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


I know right
ordering a pizza! in class!
what a maroon
 
2014-01-31 10:38:10 PM
19 year old pop star smokes weed?!?

Where's my fainting couch?
 
2014-01-31 10:48:10 PM
My god, Fark should change this from the "Entertainment" tab to the "Bieber" tab
 
2014-01-31 10:53:33 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: I know I've watched dazed and confused a bunch of times (all the way through) but I can't remember a damn thing about it. I don't think I've ever watched it sober enough to recall anything,

Despite its lack of nudity, Dazed and Confused is the greatest high school movie ever.

So I've heard. The only memories I have are what's frequently quoted here and the parts I've seen in family guy episodes


It's worth watching. Although whenever someone tells me to watch something I have a pre-disposition to hating it but really, it's worth watching.
 
2014-01-31 11:06:45 PM

Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: I know I've watched dazed and confused a bunch of times (all the way through) but I can't remember a damn thing about it. I don't think I've ever watched it sober enough to recall anything,

Despite its lack of nudity, Dazed and Confused is the greatest high school movie ever.

So I've heard. The only memories I have are what's frequently quoted here and the parts I've seen in family guy episodes

It's worth watching. Although whenever someone tells me to watch something I have a pre-disposition to hating it but really, it's worth watching.


I've definitely watched it, in it's entirety, several times before. But have poor to no recollections of the film for want of ever having watched it Sober.
 
2014-01-31 11:09:27 PM
People smoke the marijuana even though it's illegal?

Bring me my fainting couch...
 
2014-01-31 11:10:10 PM

AeAe: 19 year old pop star smokes weed?!?

Where's my fainting couch?


Oh damnit....
 
2014-01-31 11:37:12 PM
Christ, it isn't like he was flying the farking thing. Jersey is run like a goddamn high school. I can't believe Christie has been suggested as a presidential candidate.
 
2014-01-31 11:39:31 PM

Robert1966: Christ, it isn't like he was flying the farking thing. Jersey is run like a goddamn high school. I can't believe Christie has been suggested as a presidential candidate.


Pretty sure that U.S. Customs is the domain of the feds.
 
2014-01-31 11:39:53 PM
cbssports.com


So sick and tired of these "thugs" with no respect for the law or higher education.
 
2014-02-01 12:04:23 AM

Mugato: There's only one scene I remember from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


And here's the GIF of that scene...

nsfw

http://www.greatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/PhoebeCates1982Fa s tTimesAtRidgemontHigh005.gif
 
2014-02-01 12:20:03 AM
Too bad he can't be drafted. Teach this manchild a little discipline.
 
2014-02-01 12:21:49 AM
Likening Bieber to Mr. Jeff Spicolli, BLASPHEMER!
 
2014-02-01 12:28:08 AM
Protip: Lay low. Over a long enough timeline, they will get you.
 
2014-02-01 12:35:57 AM

rickythepenguin: [cbssports.com image 330x210]


So sick and tired of these "thugs" with no respect for the law or higher education.


assholes.
/but enough about their fans
 
2014-02-01 12:35:59 AM
Obscure?

astridthora.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-01 01:18:01 AM

Mark Ratner: Obscure?


I do say old chap. What fine moving picture show gives birth to that comical moment in time?
 
2014-02-01 01:51:47 AM

stoli n coke: Semper IvXx: A college aged kid smoking marijuana? The devil's lettuce? That is unacceptable, I demand five to ten threads a day to discuss every facet of Bieber's life.

That's not really a problem. Giving the pilot of the plane you're flying in a contact high might be.


No, you're not going to give the pilot a contact high.  It takes a ridiculous amount of 2nd hand pot smoke in a confined space for a non-participant to even test positive for it let alone get high.  (something like 10 joints burning for an hour in a 10' x 10' room)

Now annoying the shiat out of your pilot and flight crew is asinine and as can be seen here can result at the very least in customs hassling the shiat out of you when you land.

/I also pretty much only remember the Phoebe Cates scene from Fast Times.
//Is that what they were talking about when they said it would buff right out?
 
2014-02-01 02:02:07 AM

wildcardjack: Too bad he can't be drafted. Teach this manchild a little discipline.


And how to accept the love of a devoted soldier.
 
2014-02-01 02:06:47 AM
A 19 year old pop star smoking the marijuana. Oh dear I think I'm succumbing to the vapors.
 
2014-02-01 02:28:34 AM

Mugato: There's only one scene I remember from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


The one with the cadaver getting his sternum lifted out, right?
 
2014-02-01 02:31:35 AM

Mark Ratner: Obscure?

[astridthora.files.wordpress.com image 500x281]


Rat, she never really was your girlfriend.
 
2014-02-01 02:48:52 AM

stonelotus: Mark Ratner: Obscure?

[astridthora.files.wordpress.com image 500x281]

Rat, she never really was your girlfriend.


It was too soon.
 
2014-02-01 03:42:50 AM

Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: I know I've watched dazed and confused a bunch of times (all the way through) but I can't remember a damn thing about it. I don't think I've ever watched it sober enough to recall anything,

Despite its lack of nudity, Dazed and Confused is the greatest high school movie ever.

So I've heard. The only memories I have are what's frequently quoted here and the parts I've seen in family guy episodes

It's worth watching. Although whenever someone tells me to watch something I have a pre-disposition to hating it but really, it's worth watching.


It's a brilliant film. I wholeheartedly second the recommendation.
 
2014-02-01 04:19:54 AM
""He might be skirting things right now, but he's on thin ice. Even one no contest plea on a misdemeanor will mean he'll be regulated with probation, and if he violates that, then he could be thrown in jail," Brian Claypool, a criminal lawyer in Pasadena, Calif., said Friday."

static.gamespot.com
 
2014-02-01 04:43:47 AM

Semper IvXx: A college aged kid smoking marijuana? The devil's lettuce? That is unacceptable, I demand five to ten threads a day to discuss every facet of Bieber's life.



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2014-02-01 06:44:58 AM
Too bad his pilot wasnt an old kamakazi pilot that never got his chance.
Biebs has got to calm down, yeah he is doing normal dumb kid shiat, but most normal kids dont have the media and police up their asses 24/7. Some responsible member of his entourage, if their are any, should get him a big plot of land, put a house on it and he can live out his lil fantasies there.
 
2014-02-01 06:50:24 AM

Mugato: There's only one scene I remember from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.



Brad jackin' it?
 
2014-02-01 07:54:50 AM

Mugato: There's only one scene I remember from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


Actually another, involving Jennifer Jason Leigh.
 
2014-02-01 08:00:52 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Mugato: There's only one scene I remember from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Actually another, involving Jennifer Jason Leigh.


And why she needed an abortion, and had her brother drive her there.
 
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