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(Yahoo)   Game of Taboo turns sour when losing streak leads to outburst of handguns. Three men were arrested for this trivial pursuit; later said they were sorry   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 132
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2004-01-29 03:48:53 PM
Three men were arrested, but police are pretty sure they can connect four.
 
2004-01-29 03:48:55 PM
i believe it was MouseTrapment

...reaching
 
2004-01-29 03:49:18 PM
Well, they're about to find out that jail is no candyland. They might end up with a mystery date.
 
2004-01-29 03:49:49 PM
"Mah!"
"Jongg
?"
"The Battleship is sinking"
"Get off the phone! Scrabble to a lifeboat."
"I can't run or swim. The accident left me with Chickenfoot"
"Think of a pleasant Memory"
"I'm drifting to Candyland"
"I pray for a Reversi of fortune"
"I'm Farkel"
 
2004-01-29 03:49:50 PM
It's a real Candly Land........of the mind.

/Wiggum
 
2004-01-29 03:49:52 PM
Thank got no one was shot. That would have Scattered Gory stuff all over their lovely home.

Following their arrest, the suspects were ordered to give Back Ammo N' weapons they had stolen earlier.

The Hungry, Hungry Hypocrites were treated to a meal, fortunately, upon arriving at the police station.

Police are hoping to Connect Four or more of the suspects to another shooting involving a game of Candyland two counties over, a week before.
 
2004-01-29 03:50:17 PM
I picture these guys as complete hicks, scraggly beards and all, with a toothpick. Chin hair, eh?
 
2004-01-29 03:50:22 PM
Ackbar says, "It's a Mousetrap!"
 
2004-01-29 03:51:12 PM
It's a shame the junkies didn't have any Chutes & Ladders on hand so that they might have been able to escape the cops.
 
2004-01-29 03:51:34 PM
All of your headlines have improved on the original. Like they say, you can always build a better mousetrap.
 
2004-01-29 03:51:42 PM
Maybe this wouldn't have happened if they got the Harlem Globetrotters to play a game of basketball and in the while turn into superheros and shiat and kill them with their massive balls of baskets and...and...this is hard...
 
2004-01-29 03:52:00 PM
Fernando said he wanted to play "Taboo" but Christoff waved his hands in the air and screeched "I ain't gonna pay no $60 bucks to see no play with that cow Boy George, that biatch stole my Brucci!"

To which Fernando could only reply. "Snaaaaap! But girlfriend, you gotta get your hearing checked!"
 
2004-01-29 03:52:01 PM
The suspects were later seen makeing obscene guesstures at reporters.
 
2004-01-29 03:52:27 PM
These guys obviously just didn't connect. Four might have gotten even more out of hand.
 
2004-01-29 03:53:06 PM
Maybe spending a Patch in county jail will calm him down.

/misspelled for punning purposes
 
2004-01-29 03:53:08 PM
shiat!!

I got a good one.

I like to play scrabble.
 
2004-01-29 03:53:08 PM
Big party foul. Don't Break the Ice that way!!
 
2004-01-29 03:53:47 PM
I'm not surprised.

/lives in Conway
 
2004-01-29 03:54:12 PM
Poster:

Yahtzee what happens when you put puns in the headline?
 
2004-01-29 03:54:24 PM
When their cellmates saw the new guys, they were overheard saying "Hi ho, cherry-o! It's payday!"
 
2004-01-29 03:55:26 PM
As their punishment, the men were sentenced to Pick Up Sticks along the freeway
 
2004-01-29 03:55:27 PM
Their friend who was manning the hibocci balled them out for their lack of decorum.
 
2004-01-29 03:56:03 PM
They would have settled down if their Domino's had made it on time.
 
2004-01-29 03:56:38 PM
Why do the idiots have to come from my home town? Why couldn't these farkwads be from somewhere in Wyoming?

/proud to be from somewhere else
 
2004-01-29 03:57:24 PM
I think they were also convicted for Grand Theft Auto..

okay, its a video game, but I was all out of board games
 
2004-01-29 03:57:43 PM
What a crazy barrel of monkeys.
 
2004-01-29 03:57:56 PM
Checkers is a game lots of people like to play.

BEAT THAT BIATCHES!!!
 
2004-01-29 03:58:36 PM
At least they're not dead.

/what's going on?
 
2004-01-29 03:59:44 PM
If they hadn't kept the doobage in their cribbage they wouldn't be going to jailage.
 
2004-01-29 03:59:48 PM
I would imagine if this happened everyone would just scatter. Gory scene could have resulted.
 
2004-01-29 04:01:17 PM
michelob - you've got it worse... Greenbrier!
 
2004-01-29 04:01:48 PM
Board games are the root of all the evil in America, just like marijuana, rational dialogue, and foreigners. I say you boys should send the FBI down to the local Toys'r'us and throw the book at those satan worshipping game peddlers.
 
2004-01-29 04:02:20 PM
Isn't this the same as "Pot and Handguns" thread a few rows down?

Just replaced "pot" with "board games"

Yup, pot sure is evil. Just as Evil as... toys.
 
2004-01-29 04:03:00 PM
I thought this would be an interesting thread that would Boogle the mind, but it seems like I've Scene It all before
 
2004-01-29 04:03:00 PM
We ran out of room in our jails so were gonna have TEXAS HOLD' EM, I hear they're Gettin TWENTY-ONE to life. I hope they dont have a run in with a CARRIBEAN STUD and get it in the PAI-GOW.
 
2004-01-29 04:03:15 PM
They tried for a plea bargan, but, unfortunatly, no dice.

/hate it when that happens.
 
2004-01-29 04:03:53 PM
Stop it NOW, you game name-dropping sons of biatches!

/Jealous
 
2004-01-29 04:04:37 PM
If they don't feed them well in jail, they'll be hungry, hungry. Hippos are cool. I like them.
 
2004-01-29 04:04:53 PM
These guys playing Taboo look like they want to go to war with each other, just like the Axis and Allies
 
2004-01-29 04:05:43 PM
I saw that they had done drugs, but were they also dring Gin and juice
 
2004-01-29 04:05:51 PM
Typical Arkansas.
 
2004-01-29 04:05:53 PM
Sandman13

Awww CRAPS.. sorry
 
2004-01-29 04:06:36 PM
damn..
dring = drinking
 
2004-01-29 04:07:12 PM
Teen boy #1: Dude. Wuzzup.

Teen boy #2: Dude. Not much. Wanna play Yahtzee?

Teen boy #1: Dude. Your sister his hot.

Teen boy #2: Dude. That's not cool.

Teen boy #1: Dude. D'you roll three 5s or four 5s?

Teen boy #2: Dude. Check out my dad's gun.

Teen boy #1: Dude! Is it loaded?

Teen boy #2: Naaaah, dude. Hey!! YAHTZ...*BANG!*
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Parker Bros.......harmless?
 
2004-01-29 04:07:55 PM
Killer Miller

Damn you..! I wanted that one.
 
2004-01-29 04:08:18 PM
Errant shots and ladders.
 
2004-01-29 04:10:24 PM
These fellas obviously couldn't connect four and four together.
 
2004-01-29 04:12:15 PM
These guys are real loose cannons. As soon as they get out of jail, they'll be back. Gamma not accurately represents how small these guys' brains really are.

(hardest one to write yet)
 
2004-01-29 04:14:13 PM
I hate Taboo. Every time I play that game it ends in a screaming yelling hissy fight.

Oh yeah....JUMANJI!
 
2004-01-29 04:14:19 PM
these guys obviously weren't black, jack
 
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