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(Christian Post)   The Bible clearly says that Seattle will win the Superbowl   (christianpost.com) divider line 29
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2014-01-31 08:12:21 PM  
A lot of those seem to suggest Philadelphia should be playing and winning...
 
2014-01-31 08:25:12 PM  
A heavily-veiled prediction of the outcome particular sporting event happening thousands of years in the future seems like an unusual thing for a deity to direct His followers to write into a work of scripture. Does the Baghadvad Gita tell me who is going to win the 2036 Olympic Men's Halfpipe?
 
2014-01-31 08:28:07 PM  
The Book Of Mormon suggests that Buffalo should be winning
 
2014-01-31 08:36:57 PM  
Allah get back to you on the one true prediction in a little while.
 
2014-01-31 09:06:57 PM  
They'll find it in the Bible Code on Monday.
 
2014-01-31 09:10:42 PM  
I will wait to see what the time lords have to say, they have actually seen it
 
2014-01-31 09:13:53 PM  
So... somebody did a Bible word search and found some stuff about birds and some stuff about horses.

Fascinating.
 
2014-01-31 09:16:09 PM  
Doesn't the bible say anyone handling a football should be put to death in Leviticus?
 
2014-01-31 09:32:33 PM  
Tim Tebow was traded by Denver, so Seattle will win.
 
2014-01-31 10:18:37 PM  
I believe this is a mistranslation from the Bible. In Jesus time, they were referring to what we now call "hacky sack"
 
2014-01-31 11:11:29 PM  
Can we please have a Christian football player on the losing team that will blame Jesus for losing the game?
 
2014-01-31 11:24:51 PM  
Job 39:26
Is it by your understanding that the hawk soars and spreads his wings toward the south?

They didn't fly south, the 49ers came north. And then the hawks went east.
 
2014-01-31 11:50:05 PM  
The Bible doesn't say ANYTHING clearly
 
2014-02-01 12:05:28 AM  
I'm actually tired of people calling them the Hawks. This is a relatively new thing.

They are Seahawks. Calling them the Hawks doesn't make you cool.
 
2014-02-01 12:12:14 AM  
Well, we know that Jesus can't hit a curve ball, but what about catching a pass?
 
2014-02-01 12:21:31 AM  

phamwaa: They'll find it in the Bible Code on Monday.


You wouldn't understand.
 
2014-02-01 12:48:51 AM  
Well IF Seattle wins I think we can all agree that it means one thing GAWD HATES BRONIES
 
2014-02-01 12:54:12 AM  

jaylectricity: I'm actually tired of people calling them the Hawks. This is a relatively new thing.

They are Seahawks. Calling them the Hawks doesn't make you cool.


They called their basketball team the Sonics too. You can Sea how super that turned out.
 
2014-02-01 01:06:42 AM  
Seahawks, Poohawks... same thing

/I hate myself for this but...
//GO BRONCOS!
 
2014-02-01 01:16:43 AM  

jaylectricity: I'm actually tired of people calling them the Hawks. This is a relatively new thing.


I was not aware that 1976 was "new." They've always been the Hawks. Always.
 
2014-02-01 01:19:20 AM  

BMulligan: jaylectricity: I'm actually tired of people calling them the Hawks. This is a relatively new thing.

I was not aware that 1976 was "new." They've always been the Hawks. Always.


Granted Im not from an area that gives a single fark about teams from Seattle, but I nevwr heard them refwred to as just hawks till this post season.
 
2014-02-01 01:32:17 AM  

Oldiron_79: BMulligan: jaylectricity: I'm actually tired of people calling them the Hawks. This is a relatively new thing.

I was not aware that 1976 was "new." They've always been the Hawks. Always.

Granted Im not from an area that gives a single fark about teams from Seattle, but I nevwr heard them refwred to as just hawks till this post season.


Around here we've been calling them the Hawks literally since their inception. I don't know about anywhere else.
 
2014-02-01 01:46:51 AM  

BMulligan: Oldiron_79: BMulligan: jaylectricity: I'm actually tired of people calling them the Hawks. This is a relatively new thing.

I was not aware that 1976 was "new." They've always been the Hawks. Always.

Granted Im not from an area that gives a single fark about teams from Seattle, but I nevwr heard them refwred to as just hawks till this post season.

Around here we've been calling them the Hawks literally since their inception. I don't know about anywhere else.


Well this like opposite corner of the country from Seattle so Sports Center is about the extent of talking about the Seahawks you are gonna hear.
 
2014-02-01 06:02:32 AM  
Does Jeebus like offense or defense?
 
2014-02-01 06:30:28 AM  

Uzzah: A heavily-veiled prediction of the outcome particular sporting event happening thousands of years in the future seems like an unusual thing for a deity to direct His followers to write into a work of scripture. Does the Baghadvad Gita tell me who is going to win the 2036 Olympic Men's Halfpipe?


You guessed it - Frank Stallone.
 
2014-02-01 07:18:00 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The Bible doesn't say ANYTHING clearly


It says it's okay to screw your slave so she can have babies instead of your wife.
 
2014-02-01 12:38:40 PM  

jaylectricity: I'm actually tired of people calling them the Hawks. This is a relatively new thing.

They are Seahawks. Calling them the Hawks doesn't make you cool.


A) Not new.
B) I hope you say the same about people calling the Patriots the Pats.
C) Except that's way worse to go from honoring founding fathers to honoring an androgynous SNL character.
 
2014-02-01 04:21:02 PM  
"Go 'Hawks!"

Been saying it for decades.
 
2014-02-01 06:53:43 PM  
I hate it when Chicago hockey fans say it as well.
 
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