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(Palm Beach Post)   You take a man's woman, he gives you a mug to the face. That's the Sunshine State way   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 26
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2014-01-31 07:39:42 PM
Could have been worse, like a glass pitcher of beer over the head. That's the Tampa way.
 
2014-01-31 07:53:54 PM
Could have been worse, like burn you with a hot crack pipe. That's the Pinellas Park way.
 
2014-01-31 08:59:57 PM
They bring a mug, you bring the whole pot.
 
2014-01-31 09:40:02 PM
Mind the mug!

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2014-01-31 11:22:45 PM
Random mugging. That's the Begbie way.
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2014-01-31 11:26:37 PM
"Keep your ugly farking goldbrickin ass out of my beach community."

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2014-01-31 11:33:18 PM
A sure-fire way to win her back if ever I heard one
 
2014-01-31 11:34:20 PM
Ay Dios mio!
 
2014-01-31 11:40:50 PM
Wait.  First you tell me it's impolite to kick a biatch in the tits, now you're trying to convince me that there's something wrong with mugging broads in the face? What next libs?  WHAT NEXT?
 
2014-01-31 11:54:33 PM

Mega Steve: A sure-fire way to win her back if ever I heard one


Well, that plus he's obviously very well balanced and if I'm reading the signs correctly I'd predict he also has quite a large penis. So yeah, total winner.
 
2014-01-31 11:54:55 PM
 
2014-02-01 12:03:00 AM

bdub77: "Keep your ugly farking goldbrickin ass out of my beach community."

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I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
 
2014-02-01 12:21:17 AM
 
2014-02-01 12:30:47 AM

illannoyin: Link


This isn't my first rodeo...I'm not falling for that blind "link" trick again.
 
2014-02-01 12:35:17 AM
Mug shot?
 
2014-02-01 12:37:02 AM
Jose had like 24 bud lights and it just set him off like north korea on American pie to see his ex with someone else. Only in Florida....
 
2014-02-01 12:39:14 AM
Could have been worse, like getting branded across the eyelids with a stovetop-heated butter knife. That's the Manatee County way.
 
2014-02-01 12:53:29 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Could have been worse, like getting branded across the eyelids with a stovetop-heated butter knife. That's the Manatee County way.


Have been inadvertently branded by a red hot butter knife, though it was due to carelessness while spotting rather than a jealous ex.
 
2014-02-01 01:06:48 AM
Speaking as someone who just caught his girlfriend of 10 years in a huge pack of lies and infidelities, I'm okay with this.
 
2014-02-01 02:54:38 AM
If your girlfriend can be willingly taken by another man, she wasn't your girlfriend.
 
2014-02-01 03:35:40 AM
I thought for a second that a 'mug' was some new-fangled way to say 'man hug' or something. How cleverly spun, marketing-driven neologisms get to you...
 
2014-02-01 06:13:58 AM
I wonder if he is saying "your the mug"? but got confused.
 
2014-02-01 08:43:02 AM

AirForceVet: Could have been worse, like a glass pitcher of beer over the head. That's the Tampa way.


shanrick: Could have been worse, like burn you with a hot crack pipe. That's the Pinellas Park way.


"

You don't lose your girl, you just lose your turn." That's the N S B way.
 
2014-02-01 09:41:34 AM
A mug to the mug.
 
2014-02-01 07:46:58 PM

studebaker hoch: If your girlfriend can be willingly taken by another man, she wasn't your girlfriend.


No, it means you weren't her boyfriend.
 
2014-02-02 06:17:17 AM
I agree.

It was still on her to let you know she'd dumped you back when it happened.
 
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