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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Could have been worse, like getting branded across the eyelids with a stovetop-heated butter knife. That's the Manatee County way.
AirForceVet: Could have been worse, like a glass pitcher of beer over the head. That's the Tampa way.
shanrick: Could have been worse, like burn you with a hot crack pipe. That's the Pinellas Park way."
studebaker hoch: If your girlfriend can be willingly taken by another man, she wasn't your girlfriend.
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