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(CBS Philadelphia)   Woman eats 363 chicken wings in 30 minutes to win $22,000. What's her Fark handle?   (philadelphia.cbslocal.com) divider line 85
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2014-01-31 11:00:30 PM
That many cocks? In a row? Try not to eat a cock on the way to the parking lot!
 
2014-01-31 11:01:09 PM

greasefire11: So, someone here will know, what defines "eating a chicken wing"?  How much of the meat has to be gone?


Ain't no thang
 
2014-01-31 11:05:31 PM

berylman: I had 10 wings recently at a local place and noticed that several of the pieces were freakishly small with weird musculature.  I wonder if this contest was using that variety of experimental pygmy chicken.


I believe those are called pigeons.
 
2014-01-31 11:06:46 PM

berylman: I had 10 wings recently at a local place and noticed that several of the pieces were freakishly small with weird musculature.  I wonder if this contest was using that variety of experimental pygmy chicken.


Those weren't chicken wings.

Think smaller. More legs.
 
2014-01-31 11:20:16 PM
Were they hot wings?

Ew
 
2014-01-31 11:26:16 PM

baconbeard: BigNumber12: HairBolus: All of the champion competitive eaters vomit after the competition. The only rules on this is that you are not allowed to vomit during eating though vomiting into your mouth and swallowing it back down doesn't count as long as none escapes.


Makes me embarassed to be an American.

Really??? Of all the things you could choose, it's *this* that makes you embarrassed?



The attitudes behind it, yes.

And who says I'm only allowed one thing?
 
2014-01-31 11:29:24 PM
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2014-01-31 11:48:11 PM
Amature.
 
2014-02-01 12:03:08 AM

HairBolus: to offset the fatty and toilet clogging jokes I repeat my comment from the last time she showed up here:

All of the champion competitive eaters vomit after the competition. The only rules on this is that you are not allowed to vomit during eating though vomiting into your mouth and swallowing it back down doesn't count as long as none escapes.


i think i just threw up in my mouth...and swallowed it...and then threw up again...and ...o never mind.
 
2014-02-01 12:05:19 AM
Even if you deduct the bone weight by 1/2, that's about 12 pounds of food.

12 pounds of food.  That's the same volume as a gallon and a half of milk.

This just in, eating is a competitive sport, here.

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2014-02-01 12:05:45 AM

JoieD'Zen: She 's wearing false eyelashes to a wang eating contest. WTF people? Am I the only one to spot this?


Wait. What?
 
2014-02-01 12:08:50 AM

baconbeard: Kibbler: Few things are more disgustingly, repulsively, dry-heave-inducingly typical of America than ramming huge quantities of food down your throat as a "contest."

Should we stop liking what you don't like?


No, but you shouldn't be surprised when people laugh at you for thinking that stuffing your face until you puke, for money, is an achievement.
 
2014-02-01 12:17:31 AM

Mambo Bananapatch: baconbeard: Kibbler: Few things are more disgustingly, repulsively, dry-heave-inducingly typical of America than ramming huge quantities of food down your throat as a "contest."

Should we stop liking what you don't like?

No, but you shouldn't be surprised when people laugh at you for thinking that stuffing your face until you puke, for money, is an achievement.


What if I stuff my face until I puke for free? That's cool, right?

/High horse
//Get off of it
 
2014-02-01 12:23:06 AM

Bourbonman: What if I stuff my face until I puke for free? That's cool, right?


Not a problem?  Dear me, no.  An achievement?"  Not really.
 
2014-02-01 12:23:50 AM
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2014-02-01 12:27:00 AM

Kibbler: Few things are more disgustingly, repulsively, dry-heave-inducingly typical of America than ramming huge quantities of food down your throat as a "contest."


But at the same time, savory!
 
2014-02-01 12:29:00 AM

uncleacid: Somewhere there is 181 wingless chickens and a one winged chicken.


And in that land, the one winged chicken is King.
 
2014-02-01 12:33:38 AM
Bonecleaner?
 
2014-02-01 12:40:33 AM
I was there and I wasn't really paying attention to the eating of wings.
 
2014-02-01 12:41:55 AM

RoyHobbs22: Bonecleaner?


What a bond cleaner might look like

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startswithabang.com
 
2014-02-01 12:56:29 AM
bone cleaner...
 
2014-02-01 01:24:35 AM

Bourbonman: Mambo Bananapatch: baconbeard: Kibbler: Few things are more disgustingly, repulsively, dry-heave-inducingly typical of America than ramming huge quantities of food down your throat as a "contest."

Should we stop liking what you don't like?

No, but you shouldn't be surprised when people laugh at you for thinking that stuffing your face until you puke, for money, is an achievement.

What if I stuff my face until I puke for free? That's cool, right?

/High horse
//Get off of it


Well, people will continue to laugh at you, you just won't be getting paid.

/i like it up here
 
2014-02-01 01:51:01 AM

bunner: RoyHobbs22: Bonecleaner?

What a bond cleaner might look like


I spent a long time trying to get the joke before eventually seeing your subsequent post.
 
2014-02-01 01:56:13 AM
Just heading that headline makes me want to throw up. I could see eating like... 6 dozen chicken wings at most. But 30 dozen? The thought is really making me ill. That's disgusting.
 
2014-02-01 02:07:00 AM
Some awesome photos of the event on Penn Live
http://www.pennlive.com/food/index.ssf/2014/01/wing_bowl_22_molly_sc hu yler_wi.html

Even a couple puke shots in there as well as some of the "winglets", who appear to be on winter break from Jersey Shore.
 
2014-02-01 05:08:23 AM

baconbeard: Kibbler: Few things are more disgustingly, repulsively, dry-heave-inducingly typical of America than ramming huge quantities of food down your throat as a "contest."

Should we stop liking what you don't like?


Should I start liking what all of you like?
 
2014-02-01 05:26:22 AM

Kibbler: baconbeard: Kibbler: Few things are more disgustingly, repulsively, dry-heave-inducingly typical of America than ramming huge quantities of food down your throat as a "contest."

Should we stop liking what you don't like?

Should I start liking what all of you like?


Yes. But not this.
 
2014-02-01 06:40:31 AM
<csb> time.

I've competed against Molly on Omaha Morning Blend.  http://www.omahamorningblend.com/videos/210074371.html
 
2014-02-01 09:07:43 AM
I'm a fat guy and about 12 has me feeling like I am going to burst.(er, 12 halves rather).

BW3 blazin flavor, a lifelong fav.(yes I like my wings crunchy, not slimy)
 
2014-02-01 09:26:05 AM
Too skinny to be a farker.
 
2014-02-01 10:38:21 AM

KingVJ: <csb> time.

I've competed against Molly on Omaha Morning Blend.  http://www.omahamorningblend.com/videos/210074371.html


I have your phone number now.  If I ever need help reaching something on the top shelf in the cabinet, can I give you a call?
 
2014-02-01 11:15:59 AM

JoieD'Zen: She 's wearing false eyelashes to a wang eating contest.


Now, that sounds a lot more interesting!
 
2014-02-01 11:19:24 AM

RobSeace: JoieD'Zen: She 's wearing false eyelashes to a wang eating contest.

Now, that sounds a lot more interesting!


I didn't think chickens even had wangs.
 
2014-02-01 12:07:39 PM

antisocialworker: Look at that hambeast. SHE'S HUGE!

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Her clitoris is located in her lower intestines.
 
2014-02-01 12:49:04 PM

lennavan: KingVJ: <csb> time.

I've competed against Molly on Omaha Morning Blend.  http://www.omahamorningblend.com/videos/210074371.html

I have your phone number now.  If I ever need help reaching something on the top shelf in the cabinet, can I give you a call?


Yes you can.
 
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