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(CBS Philadelphia)   Woman eats 363 chicken wings in 30 minutes to win $22,000. What's her Fark handle?   (philadelphia.cbslocal.com) divider line 85
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2014-01-31 07:34:40 PM
Sounds like she has recovered from eating that 72 oz steak in 3 minutes earlier this month.
 
2014-01-31 07:46:43 PM
To heighten the irony it's less than a mile from the F.U. Center to the headquarters of southeastern PA's largest food bank, Philabundance.

(First Union Bank might be gone, but it will ALWAYS be the F.U. Center)
 
2014-01-31 07:49:47 PM
I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.  I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.  I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.   I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.
 
2014-01-31 09:07:13 PM
i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-31 09:08:40 PM
Subby, Her fark handle is Chubby 1....
 
2014-01-31 09:08:49 PM
So, someone here will know, what defines "eating a chicken wing"?  How much of the meat has to be gone?
 
2014-01-31 09:09:32 PM
Have her do that with Blazin Wings and I'll be impressed.
 
2014-01-31 09:10:46 PM
I wonder how many flesh wings she has on her back
 
2014-01-31 09:11:45 PM
Few things are more disgustingly, repulsively, dry-heave-inducingly typical of America than ramming huge quantities of food down your throat as a "contest."
 
2014-01-31 09:12:18 PM
I like chicken wings.  About 12-15 max.  After that I don't want to eat another one or I will puke.
 
2014-01-31 09:13:13 PM
fugly young people... yeesh
 
2014-01-31 09:13:18 PM
I hope her husband is a plumber.
 
2014-01-31 09:14:09 PM
Fatty McFat-Fat ?
 
2014-01-31 09:15:49 PM
Farking nasty. I'll never understand these types of contests. Neither the participants (yeah, $22k) nor the spectators. Like what you want, but it is farking gross.
 
2014-01-31 09:16:09 PM
"Schuyler, who was going to catch a flight to Des Moines, Iowa Friday afternoon to compete in the IHOP Pancake Bowl I Saturday, then attempt to defend her title later Saturday afternoon at the Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival. "

Two in the same day?!  Is that common?  She definitely has to be barfing it up.  I'm a fat bastard who eats a lot, but damn.
 
2014-01-31 09:17:26 PM
Impressed:

pwtorch.com
 
2014-01-31 09:17:44 PM
I usually get shocked and aghast responses when I tell of the time I ate 90 (over 2 hours plus) in a contest with friends, before I tell of how I went home and vomited. Oh, and moaning about dying and almost an ER visit due to the worst heartburn I'd ever and still HAVE ever experienced.

Congrats I guess.
 
2014-01-31 09:18:48 PM
media.philly.com

Damn I have to do everything?
 
2014-01-31 09:19:04 PM
Look at that hambeast. SHE'S HUGE!

media.cmgdigital.com
 
2014-01-31 09:19:42 PM
to offset the fatty and toilet clogging jokes I repeat my comment from the last time she showed up here:

All of the champion competitive eaters vomit after the competition. The only rules on this is that you are not allowed to vomit during eating though vomiting into your mouth and swallowing it back down doesn't count as long as none escapes.
 
2014-01-31 09:19:53 PM
\o/
 
2014-01-31 09:19:55 PM
Philavomit
 
2014-01-31 09:25:34 PM
I bet she gives head like a clucker
 
2014-01-31 09:29:34 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: To heighten the irony it's less than a mile from the F.U. Center to the headquarters of southeastern PA's largest food bank, Philabundance.


These contests are a gigantic F.U. to those who would need the services of a food bank.
 
2014-01-31 09:35:12 PM
She 's wearing false eyelashes to a wang eating contest. WTF people? Am I the only one to spot this?
 
2014-01-31 09:37:25 PM

Dragonflew: Mr. Coffee Nerves: To heighten the irony it's less than a mile from the F.U. Center to the headquarters of southeastern PA's largest food bank, Philabundance.

These contests are a gigantic F.U. to those who would need the services of a food bank.


Yeah I think it would be good for these contests to do something like a "for every 1 wing eaten we'll donate 100" or something.
 
2014-01-31 09:44:34 PM

"Woman eats 363 chicken wings in 30 minutes to win $22,000. What's her Fark handle?"


MontezumasRevenge

 
2014-01-31 09:45:04 PM
Her ear is full of shiat.
 
2014-01-31 09:46:11 PM
she's bringing the title back to America where it belongs
 
2014-01-31 09:47:40 PM
Subby doesn't know his mom's fark handle?
 
2014-01-31 09:50:04 PM

Kibbler: Few things are more disgustingly, repulsively, dry-heave-inducingly typical of America than ramming huge quantities of food down your throat as a "contest."


filmbalaya.files.wordpress.com

Exactly. Why pull any punches and include the complete and total Barf-O-Rama at the end?
 
2014-01-31 09:51:23 PM
Man, I could go for some wings.
 
2014-01-31 09:54:10 PM

Piizzadude: [media.philly.com image 600x450]

Damn I have to do everything?


Thin privilege!

/shiatlords
 
2014-01-31 09:57:20 PM
363 chicken wings...so about a half pound of actual meat?
 
2014-01-31 10:04:50 PM

Kibbler: Few things are more disgustingly, repulsively, dry-heave-inducingly typical of America than ramming huge quantities of food down your throat as a "contest."


How about a salad eating competition?
 
2014-01-31 10:07:39 PM
There is only One True Chicken Wing King.

cdn.newslook.com
 
2014-01-31 10:08:47 PM

Piizzadude: [media.philly.com image 600x450]

Damn I have to do everything?


How the hell do all these skinny-assed people keep winning these eating contests? I mean I can eat a good amount of wings too, but my limit typically gets hit around 16.
 
2014-01-31 10:12:38 PM
Somewhere there is 181 wingless chickens and a one winged chicken.
 
2014-01-31 10:17:23 PM
Subby's mo..

gibbon1: Subby doesn't know his mom's fark handle?


oh well, maybe quicker next time...
 
2014-01-31 10:28:36 PM
Precious?
 
2014-01-31 10:29:12 PM
follow up tag out to lunch?

she at the stellanator, man.

hmm. she lives just north of where I work. maybe she'd like to eat me?
 
2014-01-31 10:29:23 PM

Kibbler: Few things are more disgustingly, repulsively, dry-heave-inducingly typical of America than ramming huge quantities of food down your throat as a "contest."


Should we stop liking what you don't like?
 
2014-01-31 10:32:07 PM

HairBolus: All of the champion competitive eaters vomit after the competition. The only rules on this is that you are not allowed to vomit during eating though vomiting into your mouth and swallowing it back down doesn't count as long as none escapes.



Makes me embarassed to be an American.
 
2014-01-31 10:36:17 PM

BigNumber12: HairBolus: All of the champion competitive eaters vomit after the competition. The only rules on this is that you are not allowed to vomit during eating though vomiting into your mouth and swallowing it back down doesn't count as long as none escapes.


Makes me embarassed to be an American.


Really??? Of all the things you could choose, it's *this* that makes you embarrassed?
 
2014-01-31 10:38:24 PM
Breast man myself, but I doubt I could get 181 1/2 women together...
 
2014-01-31 10:40:57 PM
363 wings in 30 minutes...uurrk. If I eat more than 15 in a 15 minute window, I feel like I'm going to hurl everywhere.

I'm slightly impressed though. From a purely mechanical standpoint, how did she get them down that fast?
 
2014-01-31 10:46:31 PM

Piizzadude: Damn I have to do everything?


From the looks of that picture, I'd say she's able to unhinge her jaw.
 
2014-01-31 10:48:32 PM
I had 10 wings recently at a local place and noticed that several of the pieces were freakishly small with weird musculature.  I wonder if this contest was using that variety of experimental pygmy chicken.
 
2014-01-31 10:48:42 PM
That b.m. is going to be epic.
 
2014-01-31 10:50:29 PM
And you Farkers from outside Philly with your slams about how Philly pholk have no class.  It's no class to low class all the way.
 
2014-01-31 11:00:30 PM
That many cocks? In a row? Try not to eat a cock on the way to the parking lot!
 
2014-01-31 11:01:09 PM

greasefire11: So, someone here will know, what defines "eating a chicken wing"?  How much of the meat has to be gone?


Ain't no thang
 
2014-01-31 11:05:31 PM

berylman: I had 10 wings recently at a local place and noticed that several of the pieces were freakishly small with weird musculature.  I wonder if this contest was using that variety of experimental pygmy chicken.


I believe those are called pigeons.
 
2014-01-31 11:06:46 PM

berylman: I had 10 wings recently at a local place and noticed that several of the pieces were freakishly small with weird musculature.  I wonder if this contest was using that variety of experimental pygmy chicken.


Those weren't chicken wings.

Think smaller. More legs.
 
2014-01-31 11:20:16 PM
Were they hot wings?

Ew
 
2014-01-31 11:26:16 PM

baconbeard: BigNumber12: HairBolus: All of the champion competitive eaters vomit after the competition. The only rules on this is that you are not allowed to vomit during eating though vomiting into your mouth and swallowing it back down doesn't count as long as none escapes.


Makes me embarassed to be an American.

Really??? Of all the things you could choose, it's *this* that makes you embarrassed?



The attitudes behind it, yes.

And who says I'm only allowed one thing?
 
2014-01-31 11:29:24 PM
img.fark.netwww.exposay.com
 
2014-01-31 11:48:11 PM
Amature.
 
2014-02-01 12:03:08 AM

HairBolus: to offset the fatty and toilet clogging jokes I repeat my comment from the last time she showed up here:

All of the champion competitive eaters vomit after the competition. The only rules on this is that you are not allowed to vomit during eating though vomiting into your mouth and swallowing it back down doesn't count as long as none escapes.


i think i just threw up in my mouth...and swallowed it...and then threw up again...and ...o never mind.
 
2014-02-01 12:05:19 AM
Even if you deduct the bone weight by 1/2, that's about 12 pounds of food.

12 pounds of food.  That's the same volume as a gallon and a half of milk.

This just in, eating is a competitive sport, here.

www.religiousfreedomcoalition.org
 
2014-02-01 12:05:45 AM

JoieD'Zen: She 's wearing false eyelashes to a wang eating contest. WTF people? Am I the only one to spot this?


Wait. What?
 
2014-02-01 12:08:50 AM

baconbeard: Kibbler: Few things are more disgustingly, repulsively, dry-heave-inducingly typical of America than ramming huge quantities of food down your throat as a "contest."

Should we stop liking what you don't like?


No, but you shouldn't be surprised when people laugh at you for thinking that stuffing your face until you puke, for money, is an achievement.
 
2014-02-01 12:17:31 AM

Mambo Bananapatch: baconbeard: Kibbler: Few things are more disgustingly, repulsively, dry-heave-inducingly typical of America than ramming huge quantities of food down your throat as a "contest."

Should we stop liking what you don't like?

No, but you shouldn't be surprised when people laugh at you for thinking that stuffing your face until you puke, for money, is an achievement.


What if I stuff my face until I puke for free? That's cool, right?

/High horse
//Get off of it
 
2014-02-01 12:23:06 AM

Bourbonman: What if I stuff my face until I puke for free? That's cool, right?


Not a problem?  Dear me, no.  An achievement?"  Not really.
 
2014-02-01 12:23:50 AM
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2014-02-01 12:27:00 AM

Kibbler: Few things are more disgustingly, repulsively, dry-heave-inducingly typical of America than ramming huge quantities of food down your throat as a "contest."


But at the same time, savory!
 
2014-02-01 12:29:00 AM

uncleacid: Somewhere there is 181 wingless chickens and a one winged chicken.


And in that land, the one winged chicken is King.
 
2014-02-01 12:33:38 AM
Bonecleaner?
 
2014-02-01 12:40:33 AM
I was there and I wasn't really paying attention to the eating of wings.
 
2014-02-01 12:41:55 AM

RoyHobbs22: Bonecleaner?


What a bond cleaner might look like

i362.photobucket.com

ww3.hdnux.com

startswithabang.com
 
2014-02-01 12:56:29 AM
bone cleaner...
 
2014-02-01 01:24:35 AM

Bourbonman: Mambo Bananapatch: baconbeard: Kibbler: Few things are more disgustingly, repulsively, dry-heave-inducingly typical of America than ramming huge quantities of food down your throat as a "contest."

Should we stop liking what you don't like?

No, but you shouldn't be surprised when people laugh at you for thinking that stuffing your face until you puke, for money, is an achievement.

What if I stuff my face until I puke for free? That's cool, right?

/High horse
//Get off of it


Well, people will continue to laugh at you, you just won't be getting paid.

/i like it up here
 
2014-02-01 01:51:01 AM

bunner: RoyHobbs22: Bonecleaner?

What a bond cleaner might look like


I spent a long time trying to get the joke before eventually seeing your subsequent post.
 
2014-02-01 01:56:13 AM
Just heading that headline makes me want to throw up. I could see eating like... 6 dozen chicken wings at most. But 30 dozen? The thought is really making me ill. That's disgusting.
 
2014-02-01 02:07:00 AM
Some awesome photos of the event on Penn Live
http://www.pennlive.com/food/index.ssf/2014/01/wing_bowl_22_molly_sc hu yler_wi.html

Even a couple puke shots in there as well as some of the "winglets", who appear to be on winter break from Jersey Shore.
 
2014-02-01 05:08:23 AM

baconbeard: Kibbler: Few things are more disgustingly, repulsively, dry-heave-inducingly typical of America than ramming huge quantities of food down your throat as a "contest."

Should we stop liking what you don't like?


Should I start liking what all of you like?
 
2014-02-01 05:26:22 AM

Kibbler: baconbeard: Kibbler: Few things are more disgustingly, repulsively, dry-heave-inducingly typical of America than ramming huge quantities of food down your throat as a "contest."

Should we stop liking what you don't like?

Should I start liking what all of you like?


Yes. But not this.
 
2014-02-01 06:40:31 AM
<csb> time.

I've competed against Molly on Omaha Morning Blend.  http://www.omahamorningblend.com/videos/210074371.html
 
2014-02-01 09:07:43 AM
I'm a fat guy and about 12 has me feeling like I am going to burst.(er, 12 halves rather).

BW3 blazin flavor, a lifelong fav.(yes I like my wings crunchy, not slimy)
 
2014-02-01 09:26:05 AM
Too skinny to be a farker.
 
2014-02-01 10:38:21 AM

KingVJ: <csb> time.

I've competed against Molly on Omaha Morning Blend.  http://www.omahamorningblend.com/videos/210074371.html


I have your phone number now.  If I ever need help reaching something on the top shelf in the cabinet, can I give you a call?
 
2014-02-01 11:15:59 AM

JoieD'Zen: She 's wearing false eyelashes to a wang eating contest.


Now, that sounds a lot more interesting!
 
2014-02-01 11:19:24 AM

RobSeace: JoieD'Zen: She 's wearing false eyelashes to a wang eating contest.

Now, that sounds a lot more interesting!


I didn't think chickens even had wangs.
 
2014-02-01 12:07:39 PM

antisocialworker: Look at that hambeast. SHE'S HUGE!

[media.cmgdigital.com image 400x224]


Her clitoris is located in her lower intestines.
 
2014-02-01 12:49:04 PM

lennavan: KingVJ: <csb> time.

I've competed against Molly on Omaha Morning Blend.  http://www.omahamorningblend.com/videos/210074371.html

I have your phone number now.  If I ever need help reaching something on the top shelf in the cabinet, can I give you a call?


Yes you can.
 
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