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2014-01-31 09:07:16 PM
3 votes:

walktoanarcade: angrycrank: walktoanarcade: I can't be friends with cat haters. I've tried, it's impossible. Sooner or later they slip up and confess something cruel.

Just today I walked away from two people forever.

Fark 'em. If you hate cats, I hate you, and maybe I shouldn't hate, but that's the way I feel.

Yeah. I moved in with a (now-former) friend of 25 years once. She smacked my cat (hard) for chewing on her phone cord. Never spoke to her again. People who are mean to animals are bad people.

That bad, huh?   Well, I don't fault you, especially if she thought nothing of it.

Today this so-called friend told me that he's one of those bastards that kidnaps people's cats that wander into his yard, and get this, he doesn't take them to the local shelter, no, he takes them into the middle of nowhere without food or water and leaves them.

I had a hard time not knocking his block off, and he was clueless, And he never would have known what hit him.
I'm so glad I didn't know that farkstain for very long.


I seriously think there ought to be a mechanism installed in all adult humans allowing for instant vapourisation if you are cruel to a child, an animal, or a person weaker or more vulnerable than you.
2014-01-31 07:57:23 PM
3 votes:
I can't be friends with cat haters. I've tried, it's impossible. Sooner or later they slip up and confess something cruel.

Just today I walked away from two people forever.

Fark 'em. If you hate cats, I hate you, and maybe I shouldn't hate, but that's the way I feel.
2014-02-01 01:08:42 AM
1 votes:

Fallout Boy: angrycrank: walktoanarcade: I can't be friends with cat haters. I've tried, it's impossible. Sooner or later they slip up and confess something cruel.

Just today I walked away from two people forever.

Fark 'em. If you hate cats, I hate you, and maybe I shouldn't hate, but that's the way I feel.

Yeah. I moved in with a (now-former) friend of 25 years once. She smacked my cat (hard) for chewing on her phone cord. Never spoke to her again. People who are mean to animals are bad people.

Between a cat and a human you choose the cat? Race traitor.


i choose cat every time. fark people.
2014-01-31 11:07:05 PM
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: El Supe:

I seriously think there ought to be a mechanism installed in all adult humans allowing for instant vapourisation if you are cruel to a child, an animal, or a person weaker or more vulnerable than you.

Seconded.


Logical problem: the installers would be the first to be vaporised.
2014-01-31 10:12:37 PM
1 votes:
Maybe it is a different cat that is very similar to the missing cat with the same chip code? I would say... it must be a copycat.

/I admit it is very unlikely
//it's probably the same cat, and it ended up there when it was accidentally fired from a catapult
2014-01-31 10:04:29 PM
1 votes:
Cats have always had mysterious powers.

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2014-01-31 09:26:03 PM
1 votes:
"Furry Adventure"* in the Canary Islands?

Sounds like a paradise for cats.

*Real name:  Fuertaventura. I'm just kidding, of course. The Canary Islands are named after dogs, not Canary birds. But the canaries are named after the islands, so they are named after dogs also. Now a place where cats could chase and eat tiny dogs with wings would be a real Cat Paradise.
2014-01-31 09:13:08 PM
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: I can't be friends with cat haters. I've tried, it's impossible. Sooner or later they slip up and confess something cruel.

Just today I walked away from two people forever.

Fark 'em. If you hate cats, I hate you, and maybe I shouldn't hate, but that's the way I feel.


My future wife was not a cat hater when I first dated her, but she didn't care for them either.  I let her know the relationship would not go far if she was bothered by my wonderful gray cat, but she warmed up to her very quickly and now we have been married almost 30 years and have 3 cats.
2014-01-31 08:22:26 PM
1 votes:

angrycrank: walktoanarcade: I can't be friends with cat haters. I've tried, it's impossible. Sooner or later they slip up and confess something cruel.

Just today I walked away from two people forever.

Fark 'em. If you hate cats, I hate you, and maybe I shouldn't hate, but that's the way I feel.

Yeah. I moved in with a (now-former) friend of 25 years once. She smacked my cat (hard) for chewing on her phone cord. Never spoke to her again. People who are mean to animals are bad people.


That bad, huh?   Well, I don't fault you, especially if she thought nothing of it.

Today this so-called friend told me that he's one of those bastards that kidnaps people's cats that wander into his yard, and get this, he doesn't take them to the local shelter, no, he takes them into the middle of nowhere without food or water and leaves them.

I had a hard time not knocking his block off, and he was clueless, And he never would have known what hit him.
I'm so glad I didn't know that farkstain for very long.
2014-01-31 08:09:13 PM
1 votes:

walktoanarcade: I can't be friends with cat haters. I've tried, it's impossible. Sooner or later they slip up and confess something cruel.

Just today I walked away from two people forever.

Fark 'em. If you hate cats, I hate you, and maybe I shouldn't hate, but that's the way I feel.


Yeah. I moved in with a (now-former) friend of 25 years once. She smacked my cat (hard) for chewing on her phone cord. Never spoke to her again. People who are mean to animals are bad people.
2014-01-31 08:06:41 PM
1 votes:
My friends just got their cat back. He got freaked out and ran away during a summer storm in July and was found eating seeds under a bird feeder and turned in (and chip scanned) at a shelter 75km north of them last week. When they brought him home, he and his buddy the dog started playing like no time had passed at all. We figure the cat hopped a train or something.
2014-01-31 07:59:00 PM
1 votes:
My new favoritesty cat in the whole wide worl':

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My god I love this cat so much!
2014-01-31 07:53:14 PM
1 votes:
A common thing if you tame an ocelot...
2014-01-31 07:47:37 PM
1 votes:
i62.tinypic.com
 
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