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2014-01-31 07:27:55 PM
this is why we hear stories like so often. someone should fund a study, or write a book or something
 
2014-01-31 07:43:37 PM
If you take your eyes of a cat, they could be anywhere.
 
2014-01-31 07:44:15 PM

Boojum2k: If you take your eyes of a cat, they could be anywhere.



*off
 
2014-01-31 07:44:40 PM

Boojum2k: If you take your eyes of a cat, they could be anywhere.


like, maybe they are in the box, and maybe they are not?
 
2014-01-31 07:47:17 PM
Is the cat Spanish because of the hat or is the hat there to remind us he's spanish
 
2014-01-31 07:47:37 PM
i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-31 07:47:57 PM
I think this one's is broken, Up UP and...:
s24.postimg.org
 
2014-01-31 07:51:44 PM
I thought the pictures of the newest Tardis had a litterbox inside.
 
2014-01-31 07:53:14 PM
A common thing if you tame an ocelot...
 
2014-01-31 07:53:56 PM
Cats represent over 60% of users.

www.flightoptions.com
 
2014-01-31 07:53:57 PM
static1.fjcdn.com
 
2014-01-31 07:57:23 PM
I can't be friends with cat haters. I've tried, it's impossible. Sooner or later they slip up and confess something cruel.

Just today I walked away from two people forever.

Fark 'em. If you hate cats, I hate you, and maybe I shouldn't hate, but that's the way I feel.
 
2014-01-31 07:59:00 PM
My new favoritesty cat in the whole wide worl':

img.fark.net

My god I love this cat so much!
 
2014-01-31 08:00:14 PM

burdock: My new favoritesty cat in the whole wide worl':

[img.fark.net image 288x534]

My god I love this cat so much!



Looks like an owlcat hybrid, but cute.
 
2014-01-31 08:01:43 PM

TemperedEdge: A common thing if you tame an ocelot...


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-31 08:06:41 PM
My friends just got their cat back. He got freaked out and ran away during a summer storm in July and was found eating seeds under a bird feeder and turned in (and chip scanned) at a shelter 75km north of them last week. When they brought him home, he and his buddy the dog started playing like no time had passed at all. We figure the cat hopped a train or something.
 
2014-01-31 08:06:44 PM

some_beer_drinker: TemperedEdge: A common thing if you tame an ocelot...

[img.fark.net image 300x168]


Fox eared asshole....
 
2014-01-31 08:08:12 PM
Was expecting this to be another "cat stitching error on Google Street View" story, but this time with the cat split in two between shots.
 
2014-01-31 08:08:27 PM
"Humans will never know my secrets! How aMEWsing" - cat
 
2014-01-31 08:09:13 PM

walktoanarcade: I can't be friends with cat haters. I've tried, it's impossible. Sooner or later they slip up and confess something cruel.

Just today I walked away from two people forever.

Fark 'em. If you hate cats, I hate you, and maybe I shouldn't hate, but that's the way I feel.


Yeah. I moved in with a (now-former) friend of 25 years once. She smacked my cat (hard) for chewing on her phone cord. Never spoke to her again. People who are mean to animals are bad people.
 
2014-01-31 08:12:09 PM
More likely someone is saying to themselves "That guy wasn't lying when he said this cat was gonna take a trip.  Best 10 bucks to get rid of cat EVAR!"
 
2014-01-31 08:14:33 PM

angrycrank: walktoanarcade: I can't be friends with cat haters. I've tried, it's impossible. Sooner or later they slip up and confess something cruel.

Just today I walked away from two people forever.

Fark 'em. If you hate cats, I hate you, and maybe I shouldn't hate, but that's the way I feel.

Yeah. I moved in with a (now-former) friend of 25 years once. She smacked my cat (hard) for chewing on her phone cord. Never spoke to her again. People who are mean to animals are bad people.


strongly agree.
 
2014-01-31 08:16:35 PM

angrycrank: My friends just got their cat back. He got freaked out and ran away during a summer storm in July and was found eating seeds under a bird feeder and turned in (and chip scanned) at a shelter 75km north of them last week. When they brought him home, he and his buddy the dog started playing like no time had passed at all. We figure the cat hopped a train or something.



Cat: Goddam, I keep running away and somehow these humans keep teleporting me back.

/keep it cool, keep it cool. Can't let them see my seven virgins and a mule.
 
2014-01-31 08:18:54 PM

BumpInTheNight: I think this one's is broken, Up UP and...:


The SO and I keep watching that and adding sound effects.

/my excuse is that I'm high on cough syrup with codeine
 
2014-01-31 08:20:42 PM
catmacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-31 08:21:31 PM
Let me get this straight. They can't figure out how a cat from a fishing village got 2000 miles across the sea to another coastal town? Good thing the vet isn't a cop.
 
2014-01-31 08:22:26 PM

angrycrank: walktoanarcade: I can't be friends with cat haters. I've tried, it's impossible. Sooner or later they slip up and confess something cruel.

Just today I walked away from two people forever.

Fark 'em. If you hate cats, I hate you, and maybe I shouldn't hate, but that's the way I feel.

Yeah. I moved in with a (now-former) friend of 25 years once. She smacked my cat (hard) for chewing on her phone cord. Never spoke to her again. People who are mean to animals are bad people.


That bad, huh?   Well, I don't fault you, especially if she thought nothing of it.

Today this so-called friend told me that he's one of those bastards that kidnaps people's cats that wander into his yard, and get this, he doesn't take them to the local shelter, no, he takes them into the middle of nowhere without food or water and leaves them.

I had a hard time not knocking his block off, and he was clueless, And he never would have known what hit him.
I'm so glad I didn't know that farkstain for very long.
 
2014-01-31 08:28:43 PM
i49.tinypic.com

Also, this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBD3tkyDkw">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=MQBD3tkyDkw
 
2014-01-31 08:29:02 PM
I thought cats used monorails?
 
2014-01-31 08:30:08 PM

Thudfark: Let me get this straight. They can't figure out how a cat from a fishing village got 2000 miles across the sea to another coastal town? Good thing the vet isn't a cop.


well, when you put it that way....
 
2014-01-31 08:30:26 PM

MrEricSir: I thought cats used monorails?


Monomurrows
 
2014-01-31 08:31:53 PM
www.stevebromley.com
 
2014-01-31 08:32:01 PM

Thudfark: Let me get this straight. They can't figure out how a cat from a fishing village got 2000 miles across the sea to another coastal town? Good thing the vet isn't a cop.


Cats are like vampires in that they can't cross large bodies of water
 
2014-01-31 08:34:43 PM

megarian: [www.stevebromley.com image 280x294]


Now I want a new Portal game, dammit.
 
2014-01-31 08:55:24 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

No me gusta. Por favor bajarme, humano.
 
2014-01-31 09:07:16 PM

walktoanarcade: angrycrank: walktoanarcade: I can't be friends with cat haters. I've tried, it's impossible. Sooner or later they slip up and confess something cruel.

Just today I walked away from two people forever.

Fark 'em. If you hate cats, I hate you, and maybe I shouldn't hate, but that's the way I feel.

Yeah. I moved in with a (now-former) friend of 25 years once. She smacked my cat (hard) for chewing on her phone cord. Never spoke to her again. People who are mean to animals are bad people.

That bad, huh?   Well, I don't fault you, especially if she thought nothing of it.

Today this so-called friend told me that he's one of those bastards that kidnaps people's cats that wander into his yard, and get this, he doesn't take them to the local shelter, no, he takes them into the middle of nowhere without food or water and leaves them.

I had a hard time not knocking his block off, and he was clueless, And he never would have known what hit him.
I'm so glad I didn't know that farkstain for very long.


I seriously think there ought to be a mechanism installed in all adult humans allowing for instant vapourisation if you are cruel to a child, an animal, or a person weaker or more vulnerable than you.
 
2014-01-31 09:13:08 PM

walktoanarcade: I can't be friends with cat haters. I've tried, it's impossible. Sooner or later they slip up and confess something cruel.

Just today I walked away from two people forever.

Fark 'em. If you hate cats, I hate you, and maybe I shouldn't hate, but that's the way I feel.


My future wife was not a cat hater when I first dated her, but she didn't care for them either.  I let her know the relationship would not go far if she was bothered by my wonderful gray cat, but she warmed up to her very quickly and now we have been married almost 30 years and have 3 cats.
 
2014-01-31 09:17:34 PM
Are you suggesting that cats migrate?


/ european, not african cats
 
2014-01-31 09:20:38 PM
El Supe:

I seriously think there ought to be a mechanism installed in all adult humans allowing for instant vapourisation if you are cruel to a child, an animal, or a person weaker or more vulnerable than you.

Seconded.
 
2014-01-31 09:24:22 PM

El Supe: walktoanarcade: I can't be friends with cat haters. I've tried, it's impossible. Sooner or later they slip up and confess something cruel.

Just today I walked away from two people forever.

Fark 'em. If you hate cats, I hate you, and maybe I shouldn't hate, but that's the way I feel.

My future wife was not a cat hater when I first dated her, but she didn't care for them either.  I let her know the relationship would not go far if she was bothered by my wonderful gray cat, but she warmed up to her very quickly and now we have been married almost 30 years and have 3 cats.


:)   Reading your story is heartwarming, gives me hope for the future too.


/looking for a retro video game girl who likes cats
//may as well be looking for Mr Goodbar
 
2014-01-31 09:26:03 PM
"Furry Adventure"* in the Canary Islands?

Sounds like a paradise for cats.

*Real name:  Fuertaventura. I'm just kidding, of course. The Canary Islands are named after dogs, not Canary birds. But the canaries are named after the islands, so they are named after dogs also. Now a place where cats could chase and eat tiny dogs with wings would be a real Cat Paradise.
 
2014-01-31 09:31:03 PM
Good for those who are at least kind to felines, preferably love 'em. A pox on those who are not.
i.imgur.com
OK, this'll re-scale automagically, they so often do. Senior Beings In Charge here; Ginger the creamsicle, above & Furrnandina the Queen Mother, lower. Her 2 sons also still live here, & all let us live with them. Plus 6 others, 5 of which are sibling litter left on our doorstep at quite young age, within seconds of return from distant vacation.
 
2014-01-31 09:35:07 PM

laulaja: Good for those who are at least kind to felines, preferably love 'em. A pox on those who are not.
[i.imgur.com image 850x820]
OK, this'll re-scale automagically, they so often do. Senior Beings In Charge here; Ginger the creamsicle, above & Furrnandina the Queen Mother, lower. Her 2 sons also still live here, & all let us live with them. Plus 6 others, 5 of which are sibling litter left on our doorstep at quite young age, within seconds of return from distant vacation.


Is the one on the bottom a Maine Coon? Regardless, beautiful kitty. Sweet tabby behind...her?
 
2014-01-31 09:36:06 PM

angrycrank: walktoanarcade: I can't be friends with cat haters. I've tried, it's impossible. Sooner or later they slip up and confess something cruel.

Just today I walked away from two people forever.

Fark 'em. If you hate cats, I hate you, and maybe I shouldn't hate, but that's the way I feel.

Yeah. I moved in with a (now-former) friend of 25 years once. She smacked my cat (hard) for chewing on her phone cord. Never spoke to her again. People who are mean to animals are bad people.


Between a cat and a human you choose the cat? Race traitor.
 
2014-01-31 09:55:31 PM
static.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-31 09:56:42 PM

Thudfark: Let me get this straight. They can't figure out how a cat from a fishing village got 2000 miles across the sea to another coastal town? Good thing the vet isn't a cop.


Actually the cat was found in a fishing village, not from one.

/ I also doubt that fishing boats travel that far away from their home port
 
2014-01-31 09:58:18 PM
Came for Dirk Gently reference.

Left disappointed.
 
2014-01-31 10:03:00 PM
OMFG, article cat is a very cute feral striper. Has crazy eyes, too.

/adds to the chorus of 'cat haters should be burned alive as they are bad people'
 
2014-01-31 10:04:29 PM
Cats have always had mysterious powers.

d202m5krfqbpi5.cloudfront.net

petsmanic.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-31 10:12:37 PM
Maybe it is a different cat that is very similar to the missing cat with the same chip code? I would say... it must be a copycat.

/I admit it is very unlikely
//it's probably the same cat, and it ended up there when it was accidentally fired from a catapult
 
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