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2014-01-31 05:24:01 PM
That was actually sort of funny, and the chick was hot.
 
2014-01-31 05:43:18 PM
Lonely housewives are sadder/more covered in cat hair

I went home with a girl I met in a club one night. She kept drunkenly apologizing over and over again about how she "Had a kitty". I thought nothing of it until we got to her apartment and found that there was cat hair ALL OVER her futon. I don't think I've ever had to worry about getting cat hair stuck to my dick before. Then we took a break and I discovered the floor was covered in cat litter that was sticking to the bottom of my feet. Thankfully she passed out soon after and I bailed. Grossest sexual encounter EVAR.
 
2014-01-31 05:48:49 PM

show me: That was actually sort of funny, and the chick was hot.


You lie like a whore.  The girl was attractive but the rest...no.
 
2014-01-31 05:54:52 PM

fusillade762: Lonely housewives are sadder/more covered in cat hair

I went home with a girl I met in a club one night. She kept drunkenly apologizing over and over again about how she "Had a kitty". I thought nothing of it until we got to her apartment and found that there was cat hair ALL OVER her futon. I don't think I've ever had to worry about getting cat hair stuck to my dick before. Then we took a break and I discovered the floor was covered in cat litter that was sticking to the bottom of my feet. Thankfully she passed out soon after and I bailed. Grossest sexual encounter EVAR.


Sorry to break the news, but you were drunk and farked her cat.
 
2014-01-31 05:57:17 PM

fusillade762: Lonely housewives are sadder/more covered in cat hair

 She kept drunkenly apologizing over and over again about how she "Had a kitty is a slob that never cleans the god damn apartment".


ftfy
 
2014-01-31 06:08:42 PM

kroonermanblack: show me: That was actually sort of funny, and the chick was hot.

You lie like a whore.  The girl was attractive but the rest...no.


This. Also, the premise tended to drift inexplicably. At first it was "what if the cable guy in porn movies was like a cable guy in real life?" Then it turned into "what if the cable guy in porn movies was like talking to the cable company's automated telephone tree?" Then it turned into "what if the cable guy in porn movies was like your actual cable service?" Pick one gag and stick with it, College Humor.

/also, why does the porn star have her bra on while they're screwing? And why are they screwing under a sheet? What kind of porn is this?
 
2014-01-31 06:25:54 PM
"one of pornography's most classic archetypes, the renowned cable guy."

I've seen my fair share of porn, but I can't recall one involving a cable guy.
 
2014-01-31 06:31:01 PM
Subby, why not link directly to CollegeHumor, instead of to a Gizmodo article-ish thing about CollegeHumor?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6949696/time-warner-cable-porn
 
2014-01-31 06:31:20 PM
Didn't Gizmodo used to be about technology? I remember reading gadget reviews and stuff on a site with a very similar name.
 
2014-01-31 06:44:56 PM

ReapTheChaos: "one of pornography's most classic archetypes, the renowned cable guy."

I've seen my fair share of porn, but I can't recall one involving a cable guy.


Same here. But then again it's been an awfully long time since I've watched any porn that had a script or a plot.
 
2014-01-31 06:50:51 PM

Uzzah: Pick one gag and stick with it, College Humor.


Uh, have you seen CH before? It's...not exactly great. It largely makes FarkTV look like a farking masterpiece.

poot_rootbeer: Subby, why not link directly to CollegeHumor, instead of to a Gizmodo article-ish thing about CollegeHumor?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6949696/time-warner-cable-porn


Hi, are you new here? Welcome to fark! Gawker assets are 'partners' which means their links inexplicably end up getting approved all the time!
 
2014-01-31 06:57:48 PM

fusillade762: ReapTheChaos: "one of pornography's most classic archetypes, the renowned cable guy."

I've seen my fair share of porn, but I can't recall one involving a cable guy.

Same here. But then again it's been an awfully long time since I've watched any porn that had a script or a plot.


Terrible acting aside, the Axel Braun superhero parodies are surprisingly well made.
 
2014-01-31 07:04:10 PM
Don't be fatuous

thecryptojournalist.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-31 07:40:05 PM

kroonermanblack: Hi, are you new here? Welcome to fark! Gawker assets are 'partners' which means their links inexplicably end up getting approved all the time!


Is this how I got my first green?  (as a liter no less)  Lucked out then.

I just submitted it as gizmodo because I saw it there while I was looking at the free chromebook story.

Didn't dig deeper.

/this one weird trick that will get you greened on Fark....
 
2014-01-31 09:31:10 PM

Vlad_the_Inaner: kroonermanblack: Hi, are you new here? Welcome to fark! Gawker assets are 'partners' which means their links inexplicably end up getting approved all the time!

Is this how I got my first green?  (as a liter no less)  Lucked out then.

I just submitted it as gizmodo because I saw it there while I was looking at the free chromebook story.

Didn't dig deeper.

/this one weird trick that will get you greened on Fark....


They have a higher-than-normal chance to be greened, and if a gawker asset runs a story about a web-page (like this) the link to the gawker asset is likely going to be green'ed, not the original/source.

Basically, fark doesn't make shiat worth of money, according to Drew, and half the time what keeps the lights on is the TF scrips, so while I can say what's going on, I can also understand why and really don't have a lot of rancor about it. Just the way of the world.
 
2014-02-01 02:06:03 AM
I thought the whole joke about porn being unrealistic was how quickly you could get a plumber or in this case the cable person out to the house, if at all.
 
2014-02-01 09:27:16 AM

poot_rootbeer: Subby, why not link directly to CollegeHumor, instead of to a Gizmodo article-ish thing about CollegeHumor?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6949696/time-warner-cable-porn


You know the answer to that.
 
2014-02-01 10:37:34 AM

Orgasmatron138: poot_rootbeer: Subby, why not link directly to CollegeHumor, instead of to a Gizmodo article-ish thing about CollegeHumor?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6949696/time-warner-cable-porn

You know the answer to that.


Somebody else already did, but their headline sucked?
 
2014-02-01 11:35:31 AM
What a cablegirl might look like.
 
2014-02-01 11:36:57 AM
Dammit. Fark was hungry.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-01 12:48:27 PM

ReapTheChaos: "one of pornography's most classic archetypes, the renowned cable guy."

I've seen my fair share of porn, but I can't recall one involving a cable guy.


Everybody knows the archetype is the pizza guy.

//Cyanide and Happiness
/NSFWish language
 
2014-02-01 02:48:19 PM

poot_rootbeer: Subby, why not link directly to CollegeHumor, instead of to a Gizmodo article-ish thing about CollegeHumor?


Yo dawg, I heard you like the movie Inception so we made a Fark thread about a Gawkerassets link of a  Buzzfeed video of people standing around and talking about a Gizmodo article about a College Humor video.
 
2014-02-01 06:03:16 PM
I was waiting for "try a reset by sticking a ballpoint pen in the little hole".
 
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