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(ABC)   Wish you could get away with punching George Zimmerman in the face? Now's your chance   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 44
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2014-01-31 01:11:14 PM
7 votes:
Hopefully they'll do a thorough patdown before he enters the ring.

And for god's sake, someone make sure his opponent isn't wearing a hooded robe.
2014-01-31 02:19:25 PM
5 votes:
i36.photobucket.com
2014-01-31 01:27:58 PM
5 votes:
I think I know how Mike Tyson can become a national hero.
2014-01-31 04:10:22 PM
4 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: frepnog: MFAWG: But you didn't, so you appear to be implying that the family has something to hide.

Hide? nah, not really.  we already know all about traytray.

but what was hearsay and conjecture will become fact once they comb thru trayvon's history.

it's fun to pretend trayvon was a nice little angel that just wanted some tea and candy....  until it ALL comes out and is pinpointed for sure that traytray WAS in fact a violent, drug abusing, gangbanger wanna-be.


Yeah, because clowns like you don't take ANY of it as fact, now. You're still waiting for the civil trial to come to your conclusion.


He was a THUG!  He had skittles and soda which are two of the three ingredients you need to make purple drank which is what all the THUGS drink.  He might have even put heroin or cocaine in there.  We just don't know what nefarious ends this THUG was planning.

The FACT is that Krylon Fartin was high on purple drank and white guilt when he leaped from shadows darker than the heart of Africa and pounced on poor George like a wild beast.
2014-01-31 02:50:35 PM
4 votes:

Cpl.D: You can provoke a confrontation and kill someone and the major crucial factor is whether or not you was scairt when you did the shooting.


Welcome to the force.
2014-01-31 02:30:02 PM
4 votes:

frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.


I picture you with little bits of your own poop stuck to the side of your mouth.
2014-01-31 02:00:59 PM
4 votes:
Let's discuss THE FACTS of this article.

George Zimmermenendez was enjoying a rerun of The Golden Girls when his calm was interrupted by boxing promoter, Damon Feldman, a known Jew and THUG enabler.   George attempted to say he was busy, but the shifty hebrew tricked poor George into fighting a THUG.  He'll probably wail on poor George, smashing his head repeatedly against the canvas.  George may be required to use his Constitutionally protected rights and put down the SAVAGE ANIMAL THUG with his trusty right hook.

I'm just concerned about the certain RACE RIOTS that will happen when Geroge wins.
2014-01-31 03:23:00 PM
3 votes:

Luse: I personally love the fact that all of you are assuming the person he fights will be black.

On the other hand he's a complete dumbass for taking a fight with an unknown opponent.


You take that back!  George is just as smart as any Real American.  He may not have any fancy "degrees" or "credentials".  Sure, he may make questionable decisions with women.  He may be unable to hold down any meaningful employment for any period of time.

But none of that makes him different from any of us.
2014-01-31 02:16:09 PM
3 votes:
They need to bring back this show to do a special episode:

epguides.com
2014-01-31 02:05:20 PM
3 votes:
Please be DMX please be DMX please be DMX


Why? I would think you would want Zimmerman's ass kicked, not have him get a blow job.
2014-01-31 01:58:57 PM
3 votes:
www.quickmeme.com
2014-01-31 01:56:33 PM
3 votes:

Bob Falfa: I'm gonna go out on  a limb here and guess that his opponent will be a huge African-American gentleman. With a hoodie.


Sponsored by Skittles!
2014-01-31 02:51:43 PM
2 votes:
Since it hasn't been covered yet...

DRINK!
2014-01-31 02:17:20 PM
2 votes:

Hermione_Granger: He's not a celebrity he's a farking murderer.


You mean winner in the knockout game
Trayvon came in second
2014-01-31 01:28:31 PM
2 votes:
They're speculating that it will be rapper, The Game.  6' 5", 240 lbs.

But even at his size he may have problems overcoming Zimmerman's newly manifested mutant powers.

static3.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-01-31 07:20:27 PM
1 votes:
My pick for his first opponent?

therealmcast.com
2014-01-31 05:44:59 PM
1 votes:

Luse: Aside from Brock Lesnar every other person named was black. Let's see, George Foreman, Mike Tyson multiple times, Michael Clarke Duncan, Kimbo Slice, Todd bridges,some WEC wrestler, Ice T, Ice Cube, Dr Dre.

fark, have you read the thread?


You know, I actually think he could take Michael Clarke Duncan!
2014-01-31 05:16:41 PM
1 votes:
I'm so proud of my country. This is the culmination of billions of years of evolution.
We have finally reached the apex. All the blood and sweat of our ancestors were shed for this very moment.
We will take our place among the gods.
2014-01-31 05:14:58 PM
1 votes:

LordJiro: frepnog: MFAWG: But you didn't, so you appear to be implying that the family has something to hide.

Hide? nah, not really.  we already know all about traytray.

but what was hearsay and conjecture will become fact once they comb thru trayvon's history.

it's fun to pretend trayvon was a nice little angel that just wanted some tea and candy....  until it ALL comes out and is pinpointed for sure that traytray WAS in fact a violent, drug abusing, gangbanger wanna-be.

Right, because every black teenager playing 'gangsta' on Facebook is just itching to beat someone up.

But don't point out Zimmerman's socumented history of being an angry, violent racist with poor impulse control! He's a True Patriot Hero for chasing and killing that thug!


would love to see these socuments
2014-01-31 04:29:37 PM
1 votes:

frepnog: MFAWG: But you didn't, so you appear to be implying that the family has something to hide.

Hide? nah, not really.  we already know all about traytray.

but what was hearsay and conjecture will become fact once they comb thru trayvon's history.

it's fun to pretend trayvon was a nice little angel that just wanted some tea and candy....  until it ALL comes out and is pinpointed for sure that traytray WAS in fact a violent, drug abusing, gangbanger wanna-be.


Wow, that was 10 times more trolltastic than I thought it would be!
2014-01-31 04:07:15 PM
1 votes:

Farking Canuck: I can already see how this fight will go down:

- Zim will endlessly taunt his opponent.
- The ref will tell him "you don't have to do that" but he will continue taunting him.
- The bell will ring, his opponent will move in and begin to box him.
- Zim will be out-matched.
- Suddenly Zim will run to his corner, pull out a gun, and shoot his opponent dead in the middle of the boxing ring
- next Zim will start screaming "self defense" and point to his face that got bloodied when he was losing the boxing match.


Are you implying that Zim won't follow the rules/laws?
2014-01-31 03:33:19 PM
1 votes:
Since the only thing that wuss Zimmerman has ever hit before was one of his wives or girlfriends, I say let him fight a woman.

i28.photobucket.comI would absolutely put good money down on her.  ;)
2014-01-31 03:31:00 PM
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: As for Nazimaster2000 up there, it's because we Americans are smart enough to insist on at least a modicum of Free Speach that you and I don't get hunted down and killed. Granted I find being lumped in with you in any way heartbreaking and insulting, but still.


Speak for yourself. I'd love to hunt you.

upload.wikimedia.org

You would be...the MOST dangerous game...or I'd just leave out some cheetoes. Either way, we'd have fun.
2014-01-31 03:25:08 PM
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: Rapmaster2000: Let's discuss THE FACTS of this article.

George Zimmermenendez was enjoying a rerun of The Golden Girls when his calm was interrupted by boxing promoter, Damon Feldman, a known Jew and THUG enabler. [blah blah blah]

By the way, the only Zimmermans I knew are Jewish. How many actual Jews out there were glad to find he's not a landsman? (And George doesn't look Hispanic either.)

As for Nazimaster2000 up there, it's because we Americans are smart enough to insist on at least a modicum of Free Speach that you and I don't get hunted down and killed. Granted I find being lumped in with you in any way heartbreaking and insulting, but still.


I'll pray for you.  I wish all the Dale Earnhardt collector plates in the world that you will one day hear The Good News.
2014-01-31 03:10:56 PM
1 votes:

Fuggin Bizzy: Bob Falfa: I'm gonna go out on  a limb here and guess that his opponent will be a huge African-American gentleman. With a hoodie.

Black, maybe. Huge...not so much. His opponent will have to be at least roughly the same size. You're not going to see him fighting Michael Clarke Duncan's doppelganger or anything.

/Your 15 minutes are over when celebrity boxing calls. Just ask Tanya Harding.


That's not true!  She's on that TruTV show called Dumbest Criminals with fellow commentators Todd Bridges, Leif Garret, and Frank Stallone.  I think George is going to be famous for a very long time.
2014-01-31 03:07:52 PM
1 votes:

frepnog: the_vegetarian_cannibal: frepnog: MFAWG: Not falling for it. The bait's not quite up to snuff.

and there it is.  you know I'm right.

Keep telling yourself that, champ.

THEN PROVE ME WRONG.

PLEASE.  PROVE I AM TROLLING, THAT WHAT I SAY IS NONSENSE.

you can not.

/not trolling, and if you know me at all here, you know that.


"Knowing" some farker on the internet carries as much weight as saying "I have black friends". Yes, we know you are desperate for attention. Gr8 b8, m8!
2014-01-31 03:07:41 PM
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: frepnog: Rapmaster2000: But the media won't let George have a nice life.

oh fark you.  the media is what turned this into a shiatstorm to begin with.  or have we forgotten about that?

I bet the next time George gets arrested they'll report on that too!  I think it's pretty sad that just because George was tried for murder and sometimes gets arrested that the media has to report on that.  When THUGS get arrested the media never reports that.   Why won't the media report on The Knockout Game which is running rampant on our streets?  Just what is their agenda?


lay off the crack, dude.
2014-01-31 03:05:59 PM
1 votes:

frepnog: Rapmaster2000: But the media won't let George have a nice life.

oh fark you.  the media is what turned this into a shiatstorm to begin with.  or have we forgotten about that?


I bet the next time George gets arrested they'll report on that too!  I think it's pretty sad that just because George was tried for murder and sometimes gets arrested that the media has to report on that.  When THUGS get arrested the media never reports that.   Why won't the media report on The Knockout Game which is running rampant on our streets?  Just what is their agenda?
2014-01-31 03:03:29 PM
1 votes:

Farce-Side: I like how a bunch of you guys get all butthurt and put people on ignore.


yeah, I don't get that either.  guess he better de-friend me on facespace too.

i has a sad.
2014-01-31 02:59:43 PM
1 votes:
Why would anyone box this guy? You just know that he'd follow you around the ring and then when you were kicking his ass he'd shoot you
2014-01-31 02:58:36 PM
1 votes:
This is sad.  George just wants to go back to his old job as the Neighborhood Watch Captain and live a nice quiet life of driving around at night looking for street punks.  He was even thinking of retiring down to The Keys and moving into a little beach shack.  Just him and his Kel-Tec living the simple life together.

But the media won't let George have a nice life.  They are trying to drag him into the news.  Whether it's attacking the art he is trying to sell by alleging "copyright infringement", as if there's such a thing, or reprinting his celebrity boxing press release, the poor guy just can't catch a break.

George just wants the media to leave him alone as evidenced by this recent tweet:
assets.nydailynews.com
You have to admit, George has an airtight case.  I'm just worried about the MASSIVE MEDIA RIOTS that are going to break out when those people don't get what they want.  Those people are animals.
2014-01-31 02:50:12 PM
1 votes:

frepnog: the_vegetarian_cannibal: frepnog: MFAWG: Not falling for it. The bait's not quite up to snuff.

and there it is.  you know I'm right.

Keep telling yourself that, champ.

THEN PROVE ME WRONG.

PLEASE.  PROVE I AM TROLLING, THAT WHAT I SAY IS NONSENSE.

you can not.

/not trolling, and if you know me at all here, you know that.


Calm down, Francis. I know you're not trolling.

That's what makes your obsessive flailing even funnier.
2014-01-31 02:46:09 PM
1 votes:
when they going to have a Casey Anthony celebrity duct tape gang bang?
2014-01-31 02:45:47 PM
1 votes:

Infernalist: I'm going to go ahead and put you on Ignore.


oh well NOW I'm hurt.
2014-01-31 02:38:34 PM
1 votes:
I vote Zimmerman vs. Bieber.

Massive coliseum full of Bieber fans and NRA members.

Detonate box trucks loaded with explosives.......
2014-01-31 02:31:01 PM
1 votes:

frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.



Oh, and I thought they were monsters who trademarked their son's name to capitalize off of his death? Now, they're suddenly morally unable to file a civil suit because they know their son was a bad person.
2014-01-31 02:23:43 PM
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: I'm more interested in punching the fight promoter who is labeling this @sshole a "celebrity." WTF, people?


Tanya Harding
Amy Fischer
2014-01-31 02:22:21 PM
1 votes:
i am grinning ear to ear thinking of Zimmerman entering the ring, doing some quick foot work, doing some quick air rabbit punches..then standard salute to the crowd by bouncing around in a circle with his arm raised.

 Let's not forget his MMA instructor testified to the following:
- fighting skills registered at between a "1" and "1.5" on a ten point scale.
- "nonathletic"
- "just physically soft."

- "He didn't know how to really effectively punch."

Read more:  http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/08/just-physically-soft-zimmermans-mma - instructor-says-he-was-a-lousy-fighter/#ixzz2s0Oy09cz
2014-01-31 02:16:05 PM
1 votes:

Infernalist: Six months and he'll be doing porn.

Three years, gay porn.


Aw, cmon man, ain't NOBODY wanna see that.
2014-01-31 02:13:42 PM
1 votes:
Six months and he'll be doing porn.

Three years, gay porn.
2014-01-31 02:11:32 PM
1 votes:
www.wikilinks.fr
Gets my vote.
2014-01-31 02:06:34 PM
1 votes:

Bob Falfa: I'm gonna go out on  a limb here and guess that his opponent will be a huge African-American gentleman. With a hoodie.


The concession stands will only sell iced tea and Skittles.
2014-01-31 01:46:00 PM
1 votes:
Please be DMX please be DMX please be DMX
2014-01-31 01:15:23 PM
1 votes:
I'm gonna go out on  a limb here and guess that his opponent will be a huge African-American gentleman. With a hoodie.
 
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