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2014-01-31 01:11:14 PM  
Hopefully they'll do a thorough patdown before he enters the ring.

And for god's sake, someone make sure his opponent isn't wearing a hooded robe.
 
2014-01-31 01:15:23 PM  
I'm gonna go out on  a limb here and guess that his opponent will be a huge African-American gentleman. With a hoodie.
 
2014-01-31 01:15:58 PM  
His face isn't where I'd want to aim.
 
2014-01-31 01:20:49 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Hopefully they'll do a thorough patdown before he enters the ring.

And for god's sake, someone make sure his opponent isn't wearing a hooded robe.



Came in to say this.

Also... to find out if anyone knows what Todd Bridges is up to and if he owns a hoodie?
 
2014-01-31 01:27:58 PM  
I think I know how Mike Tyson can become a national hero.
 
2014-01-31 01:28:31 PM  
They're speculating that it will be rapper, The Game.  6' 5", 240 lbs.

But even at his size he may have problems overcoming Zimmerman's newly manifested mutant powers.

static3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-31 01:46:00 PM  
Please be DMX please be DMX please be DMX
 
2014-01-31 01:54:41 PM  
I'm more interested in punching the fight promoter who is labeling this @sshole a "celebrity." WTF, people?
 
2014-01-31 01:56:04 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: I'm more interested in punching the fight promoter who is labeling this @sshole a "celebrity." WTF, people?


Don't care, Zimmerman's going to be selling face points for cash.  I want butterbean to take this one.
 
2014-01-31 01:56:33 PM  

Bob Falfa: I'm gonna go out on  a limb here and guess that his opponent will be a huge African-American gentleman. With a hoodie.


Sponsored by Skittles!
 
2014-01-31 01:56:40 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I think I know how Mike Tyson can become a national hero.


damn you - damn you - I wanted to get here first
 
2014-01-31 01:58:57 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-01-31 02:00:06 PM  
Is Ice-T available and can he fight?
 
2014-01-31 02:00:59 PM  
Let's discuss THE FACTS of this article.

George Zimmermenendez was enjoying a rerun of The Golden Girls when his calm was interrupted by boxing promoter, Damon Feldman, a known Jew and THUG enabler.   George attempted to say he was busy, but the shifty hebrew tricked poor George into fighting a THUG.  He'll probably wail on poor George, smashing his head repeatedly against the canvas.  George may be required to use his Constitutionally protected rights and put down the SAVAGE ANIMAL THUG with his trusty right hook.

I'm just concerned about the certain RACE RIOTS that will happen when Geroge wins.
 
2014-01-31 02:01:13 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I think I know how Mike Tyson can become a national hero.


I'm thinking that this could be an astoundingly good fundraiser.  Sell chances to go a round or two with him for $20.  I'm thinking that about half the black folks in the US would enter on general principles.
 
2014-01-31 02:02:03 PM  

tylerdurden217: Is Ice-T available and can he fight?


I think that you would have to be a licensed boxer.
 
2014-01-31 02:05:20 PM  
Please be DMX please be DMX please be DMX


Why? I would think you would want Zimmerman's ass kicked, not have him get a blow job.
 
2014-01-31 02:06:34 PM  

Bob Falfa: I'm gonna go out on  a limb here and guess that his opponent will be a huge African-American gentleman. With a hoodie.


The concession stands will only sell iced tea and Skittles.
 
2014-01-31 02:07:48 PM  

fireclown: tylerdurden217: Is Ice-T available and can he fight?

I think that you would have to be a licensed boxer.


Like Zimmerman? I was actually playing off the Skittles and Hoodie comments. I think Trayvon was out with Arizona Iced Tea or something.
 
2014-01-31 02:08:47 PM  
He's not a celebrity he's a farking murderer.
 
2014-01-31 02:08:50 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Let's discuss THE FACTS of this article.

George Zimmermenendez was enjoying a rerun of The Golden Girls when his calm was interrupted by boxing promoter, Damon Feldman, a known Jew and THUG enabler.   George attempted to say he was busy, but the shifty hebrew tricked poor George into fighting a THUG.  He'll probably wail on poor George, smashing his head repeatedly against the canvas.  George may be required to use his Constitutionally protected rights and put down the SAVAGE ANIMAL THUG with his trusty right hook.

I'm just concerned about the certain RACE RIOTS that will happen when Geroge wins.


0/10
 
2014-01-31 02:11:32 PM  
www.wikilinks.fr
Gets my vote.
 
2014-01-31 02:13:42 PM  
Six months and he'll be doing porn.

Three years, gay porn.
 
2014-01-31 02:15:56 PM  
Who is he going to fight? A girl?
 
2014-01-31 02:16:05 PM  

Infernalist: Six months and he'll be doing porn.

Three years, gay porn.


Aw, cmon man, ain't NOBODY wanna see that.
 
2014-01-31 02:16:09 PM  
They need to bring back this show to do a special episode:

epguides.com
 
2014-01-31 02:16:36 PM  

Hermione_Granger: He's not a celebrity he's a farking murderer.

 
2014-01-31 02:17:20 PM  

Hermione_Granger: He's not a celebrity he's a farking murderer.


You mean winner in the knockout game
Trayvon came in second
 
2014-01-31 02:17:23 PM  
They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.
 
2014-01-31 02:18:40 PM  
In all seriousness, the man will be dead within 5 years and every day before his demise will be spent in fear of the world around him.

In all likelihood, I'm betting he's wishing that he'd been found guilty.
 
2014-01-31 02:18:43 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: [www.wikilinks.fr image 296x320]
Gets my vote.


I'm thinking maybe someone who can move their arms enough to punch Zimmermans face off.
 
2014-01-31 02:18:46 PM  
Thug who killed rival gang leader to enter boxing ring?
 
2014-01-31 02:19:14 PM  
His opponent looks ready:

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-01-31 02:19:25 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-31 02:19:52 PM  
I think it matters more who they pick to officiate the fight. If the ref lets them go a little too long, George might not live. Especially if they pit him up against someone else who got away with murder, like Ray Lewis.
 
2014-01-31 02:20:23 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: His opponent looks ready:

[i1.kym-cdn.com image 500x375]


I'd hire Brock Lesnar for that.
 
2014-01-31 02:20:28 PM  
They should let Trayvon's family pick ol' Georgie boy's opponent..
 
2014-01-31 02:22:21 PM  
i am grinning ear to ear thinking of Zimmerman entering the ring, doing some quick foot work, doing some quick air rabbit punches..then standard salute to the crowd by bouncing around in a circle with his arm raised.

 Let's not forget his MMA instructor testified to the following:
- fighting skills registered at between a "1" and "1.5" on a ten point scale.
- "nonathletic"
- "just physically soft."

- "He didn't know how to really effectively punch."

Read more:  http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/08/just-physically-soft-zimmermans-mma - instructor-says-he-was-a-lousy-fighter/#ixzz2s0Oy09cz
 
2014-01-31 02:22:45 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Hermione_Granger: He's not a celebrity he's a farking murderer.

You mean winner in the knockout game
Trayvon came in second


THIS IS WHAT RIGHT-WINGERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-31 02:23:02 PM  
Not if he's going to make money on it.
 
2014-01-31 02:23:08 PM  

WhyKnot: i am grinning ear to ear thinking of Zimmerman entering the ring, doing some quick foot work, doing some quick air rabbit punches..then standard salute to the crowd by bouncing around in a circle with his arm raised.

 Let's not forget his MMA instructor testified to the following:
- fighting skills registered at between a "1" and "1.5" on a ten point scale.
- "nonathletic"
- "just physically soft."
- "He didn't know how to really effectively punch."

Read more:  http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/08/just-physically-soft-zimmermans-mma - instructor-says-he-was-a-lousy-fighter/#ixzz2s0Oy09cz


sorry for the link...came across as part of my cut and paste from that article
 
2014-01-31 02:23:43 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: I'm more interested in punching the fight promoter who is labeling this @sshole a "celebrity." WTF, people?


Tanya Harding
Amy Fischer
 
2014-01-31 02:26:23 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.


Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.
 
2014-01-31 02:27:16 PM  
This guy is a stripper pole away from being the male equivalent to Octomom.
 
2014-01-31 02:28:06 PM  
Let's make it a wrestling match and put this man in as his opponent:
upload.wikimedia.org
Jerome Young, aka New Jack.Read up on him here
Also, before he became a wrestler, New Jack was a bounty hunter and has four justifiable homicides under his belt.
 
2014-01-31 02:29:05 PM  

frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.



LOL. You idiots really need to take a remedial course in logic. The shiatty conclusions you all come to are tragically hilarious.
 
2014-01-31 02:29:58 PM  

frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.


You mean the suit they nearly filed against the HOA before they were paid a seven figure sum to not file suit?
 
2014-01-31 02:30:02 PM  

frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.


I picture you with little bits of your own poop stuck to the side of your mouth.
 
2014-01-31 02:31:01 PM  

frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.



Oh, and I thought they were monsters who trademarked their son's name to capitalize off of his death? Now, they're suddenly morally unable to file a civil suit because they know their son was a bad person.
 
2014-01-31 02:35:27 PM  
Fark, how hard could it be to claim the purse in this thing?
I bet he can't stand his ground with out a gun.
 
2014-01-31 02:36:25 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: LOL. You idiots really need to take a remedial course in logic. The shiatty conclusions you all come to are tragically hilarious.


Infernalist: You mean the suit they nearly filed against the HOA before they were paid a seven figure sum to not file suit?


none of that changes that Zimmerman was acquitted in the death of their son.  A civil suit that found him liable for Trayvon's death would go a very long way towards healing the damage done.  I mean come on.  In OJ's crim case, he was acquitted, everyone knew he did it, and the civil suit rightfully found him liable.

Problem is that the civil suit opens them up to scrutiny in ways the criminal case did not.

Yep, they took the HOA money (which does nothing but prove that they used their son's death for a payday) and ran.
 
2014-01-31 02:38:06 PM  
Damnit!! This makes me wish for the days of the much-angrier, not-family-friendly Ice Cube.

Or Dr. Dre and his toddler-sized biceps.
 
2014-01-31 02:38:34 PM  
I vote Zimmerman vs. Bieber.

Massive coliseum full of Bieber fans and NRA members.

Detonate box trucks loaded with explosives.......
 
2014-01-31 02:38:39 PM  

frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: LOL. You idiots really need to take a remedial course in logic. The shiatty conclusions you all come to are tragically hilarious.

Infernalist: You mean the suit they nearly filed against the HOA before they were paid a seven figure sum to not file suit?

none of that changes that Zimmerman was acquitted in the death of their son.  A civil suit that found him liable for Trayvon's death would go a very long way towards healing the damage done.  I mean come on.  In OJ's crim case, he was acquitted, everyone knew he did it, and the civil suit rightfully found him liable.

Problem is that the civil suit opens them up to scrutiny in ways the criminal case did not.

Yep, they took the HOA money (which does nothing but prove that they used their son's death for a payday) and ran.


That's good trolling right there.
 
2014-01-31 02:39:53 PM  

frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: LOL. You idiots really need to take a remedial course in logic. The shiatty conclusions you all come to are tragically hilarious.

Infernalist: You mean the suit they nearly filed against the HOA before they were paid a seven figure sum to not file suit?

none of that changes that Zimmerman was acquitted in the death of their son.  A civil suit that found him liable for Trayvon's death would go a very long way towards healing the damage done.  I mean come on.  In OJ's crim case, he was acquitted, everyone knew he did it, and the civil suit rightfully found him liable.

Problem is that the civil suit opens them up to scrutiny in ways the criminal case did not.

Yep, they took the HOA money (which does nothing but prove that they used their son's death for a payday) and ran.



Oh. Ok. i guess they didn't want people to know their son smoked marij...wait, no. Maybe they didn't want people to know their son took a picture with a gu...dammit! No, I got it. There's a rumor that Trayvon called Zimmerman a "creepy-ass craka". That type of shiat might be embarrassing for the family. I see what you mean.
 
2014-01-31 02:40:17 PM  

MFAWG: frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: LOL. You idiots really need to take a remedial course in logic. The shiatty conclusions you all come to are tragically hilarious.

Infernalist: You mean the suit they nearly filed against the HOA before they were paid a seven figure sum to not file suit?

none of that changes that Zimmerman was acquitted in the death of their son.  A civil suit that found him liable for Trayvon's death would go a very long way towards healing the damage done.  I mean come on.  In OJ's crim case, he was acquitted, everyone knew he did it, and the civil suit rightfully found him liable.

Problem is that the civil suit opens them up to scrutiny in ways the criminal case did not.

Yep, they took the HOA money (which does nothing but prove that they used their son's death for a payday) and ran.

That's good trolling right there.


explain how it is wrong.

please.  i'd like to know.

fark was SCREAMING for a civil suit.

what changed?
 
2014-01-31 02:41:57 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: i guess they didn't want people to know their son smoked marij...wait, no. Maybe they didn't want people to know their son took a picture with a gu...dammit! No, I got it. There's a rumor that Trayvon called Zimmerman a "creepy-ass craka". That type of shiat might be embarrassing for the family. I see what you mean.


none of that mattered in the criminal trail.

all of it will matter in the civil suit.

I like you dude.  don't be stupid.
 
2014-01-31 02:42:22 PM  

frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.


Doesn't matter who his son was.  He could've tortured rabbits as a hobby.  Who he was had no bearing in Zimmerman killing him, since Zimmerman didn't know him.  All he knew was some punk kid he pretedermined was a punk based off of personal bias had the audacity to confront him after he spent a while following him in his car and then getting out on foot to follow him some more.

That he was found innocent doesn't speak at all to whether or not he was morally right in what he did.  It simply speaks to how stupid that law is.  You can provoke a confrontation and kill someone and the major crucial factor is whether or not you was scairt when you did the shooting.
 
2014-01-31 02:42:45 PM  
If it will make black people happy like the OJ verdict did then I'm all for it
 
2014-01-31 02:43:21 PM  

frepnog: MFAWG: frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: LOL. You idiots really need to take a remedial course in logic. The shiatty conclusions you all come to are tragically hilarious.

Infernalist: You mean the suit they nearly filed against the HOA before they were paid a seven figure sum to not file suit?

none of that changes that Zimmerman was acquitted in the death of their son.  A civil suit that found him liable for Trayvon's death would go a very long way towards healing the damage done.  I mean come on.  In OJ's crim case, he was acquitted, everyone knew he did it, and the civil suit rightfully found him liable.

Problem is that the civil suit opens them up to scrutiny in ways the criminal case did not.

Yep, they took the HOA money (which does nothing but prove that they used their son's death for a payday) and ran.

That's good trolling right there.

explain how it is wrong.

please.  i'd like to know.

fark was SCREAMING for a civil suit.

what changed?


Not falling for it. The bait's not quite up to snuff.
 
2014-01-31 02:43:39 PM  

Cpl.D: It simply speaks to how stupid that law is. You can provoke a confrontation and kill someone and the major crucial factor is whether or not you was scairt when you did the shooting.


know how i know you have no idea that happened during the trial?
 
2014-01-31 02:44:12 PM  
It's on like Donkey Kong!

gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-01-31 02:44:19 PM  

frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: LOL. You idiots really need to take a remedial course in logic. The shiatty conclusions you all come to are tragically hilarious.

Infernalist: You mean the suit they nearly filed against the HOA before they were paid a seven figure sum to not file suit?

none of that changes that Zimmerman was acquitted in the death of their son.  A civil suit that found him liable for Trayvon's death would go a very long way towards healing the damage done.  I mean come on.  In OJ's crim case, he was acquitted, everyone knew he did it, and the civil suit rightfully found him liable.

Problem is that the civil suit opens them up to scrutiny in ways the criminal case did not.

Yep, they took the HOA money (which does nothing but prove that they used their son's death for a payday) and ran.


Trolly post.  You assert that their reason for not filing a suit means they know Trayvon was a bad person.  Then you say that the fact that they took a settlement rather than go through a suit...that would do the same thing...means that they're mercenary people who used his death to make a payday.

I'm going to go ahead and put you on Ignore.  Normally, it takes me a while to get tired of smacking troll biatches like yourself around before doing so, but I'm a father.

So, off you go, and by the way, no one will ever love you.
 
2014-01-31 02:44:55 PM  

MFAWG: Not falling for it. The bait's not quite up to snuff.


and there it is.  you know I'm right.
 
2014-01-31 02:45:41 PM  
What's Iron Mike doing? We need to make this happen and get a PPV event.
 
2014-01-31 02:45:47 PM  

Infernalist: I'm going to go ahead and put you on Ignore.


oh well NOW I'm hurt.
 
2014-01-31 02:46:09 PM  
when they going to have a Casey Anthony celebrity duct tape gang bang?
 
2014-01-31 02:46:13 PM  

frepnog: MFAWG: Not falling for it. The bait's not quite up to snuff.

and there it is.  you know I'm right.


Keep telling yourself that, champ.
 
2014-01-31 02:46:33 PM  

HenryFnord: What's Iron Mike doing? We need to make this happen and get a PPV event.


I'd pay for it.

But none of that "1 punch over" shiat that Mike is so good at.
 
2014-01-31 02:47:20 PM  

frepnog: Cpl.D: It simply speaks to how stupid that law is. You can provoke a confrontation and kill someone and the major crucial factor is whether or not you was scairt when you did the shooting.

know how i know you have no idea that happened during the trial?


Stand Your Ground was not used as a defense... amirite?
 
2014-01-31 02:47:46 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: frepnog: MFAWG: Not falling for it. The bait's not quite up to snuff.

and there it is.  you know I'm right.

Keep telling yourself that, champ.


THEN PROVE ME WRONG.

PLEASE.  PROVE I AM TROLLING, THAT WHAT I SAY IS NONSENSE.

you can not.

/not trolling, and if you know me at all here, you know that.
 
2014-01-31 02:48:41 PM  
Sounds like a really bad boxing match in the making.
 
2014-01-31 02:48:45 PM  

tylerdurden217: frepnog: Cpl.D: It simply speaks to how stupid that law is. You can provoke a confrontation and kill someone and the major crucial factor is whether or not you was scairt when you did the shooting.

know how i know you have no idea that happened during the trial?

Stand Your Ground was not used as a defense... amirite?


right.  Stand your ground laws had exactly NOTHING to do with the case.
 
2014-01-31 02:49:26 PM  

frepnog: Cpl.D: It simply speaks to how stupid that law is. You can provoke a confrontation and kill someone and the major crucial factor is whether or not you was scairt when you did the shooting.

know how i know you have no idea that happened during the trial?


I watched most of it.  I'm summarizing my argument, certainly, given this thing has been rehashed so many times it's now a thin gruel paste.  I don't see any need to go over it again.  If you want to rail against what I said, feel free, but I'm far more interested in who is going to get the chance to render Zimmerman's face into the same consistency.
 
2014-01-31 02:50:12 PM  

frepnog: the_vegetarian_cannibal: frepnog: MFAWG: Not falling for it. The bait's not quite up to snuff.

and there it is.  you know I'm right.

Keep telling yourself that, champ.

THEN PROVE ME WRONG.

PLEASE.  PROVE I AM TROLLING, THAT WHAT I SAY IS NONSENSE.

you can not.

/not trolling, and if you know me at all here, you know that.


Calm down, Francis. I know you're not trolling.

That's what makes your obsessive flailing even funnier.
 
2014-01-31 02:50:35 PM  

Cpl.D: You can provoke a confrontation and kill someone and the major crucial factor is whether or not you was scairt when you did the shooting.


Welcome to the force.
 
2014-01-31 02:51:01 PM  

craigdamage: I vote Zimmerman vs. Bieber.

Massive coliseum full of Bieber fans and NRA members.

Detonate box trucks loaded with explosives.......


So you want to get rid of guns but are OK with the use of explosives? Got it. Double standards rule!


/Im with ya on getting rid of Beiber fans though.
 
2014-01-31 02:51:12 PM  

Nabb1: Sounds like a really bad boxing match in the making.


sadly, this.
 
2014-01-31 02:51:32 PM  

Cpl.D: frepnog: Cpl.D: It simply speaks to how stupid that law is. You can provoke a confrontation and kill someone and the major crucial factor is whether or not you was scairt when you did the shooting.

know how i know you have no idea that happened during the trial?

I watched most of it.  I'm summarizing my argument, certainly, given this thing has been rehashed so many times it's now a thin gruel paste.  I don't see any need to go over it again.  If you want to rail against what I said, feel free, but I'm far more interested in who is going to get the chance to render Zimmerman's face into the same consistency.


Nobody in this or any other Zimmerman thread, that's for sure.
 
2014-01-31 02:51:38 PM  

Cpl.D: frepnog: Cpl.D: It simply speaks to how stupid that law is. You can provoke a confrontation and kill someone and the major crucial factor is whether or not you was scairt when you did the shooting.

know how i know you have no idea that happened during the trial?

I watched most of it.  I'm summarizing my argument, certainly, given this thing has been rehashed so many times it's now a thin gruel paste.  I don't see any need to go over it again.  If you want to rail against what I said, feel free, but I'm far more interested in who is going to get the chance to render Zimmerman's face into the same consistency.


I'm pretty sure George has already had his face beaten pretty badly once before... it happened right before he shot that unarmed kid.
 
2014-01-31 02:51:43 PM  
Since it hasn't been covered yet...

DRINK!
 
2014-01-31 02:53:43 PM  

Ambitwistor: They need to bring back this show to do a special episode:

[epguides.com image 320x420]


george zimmerman vs. casey anthony
 
2014-01-31 02:53:47 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Smeggy Smurf: Hermione_Granger: He's not a celebrity he's a farking murderer.

You mean winner in the knockout game
Trayvon came in second

THIS IS WHAT RIGHT-WINGERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

[i.imgur.com image 850x478]


Ignorance of the videos posted won't change the facts
 
2014-01-31 02:55:06 PM  
I like how a bunch of you guys get all butthurt and put people on ignore.
 
2014-01-31 02:55:11 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: That's what makes your obsessive flailing even funnier.


it's funny because I think that Trayvon's parents should have pursued a civil suit to find Zimmerman liable for their son's death and question their motives because they have not and will not?

farking WOW, man.

if someone shot one of my sons and was acquitted, I would pursue every available avenue to destroy the person I felt was responsible, money be damned.

They took the HOA money and ran.  That money is nice, but doesn't put a farking lien on Zimmerman's life, now does it?
 
2014-01-31 02:55:24 PM  

frepnog: No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.


It's because losing means they pay Zimmerman.  Attorney's fees, court costs, expenses, and compensation for lost income.
 
2014-01-31 02:55:34 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: the_vegetarian_cannibal: Smeggy Smurf: Hermione_Granger: He's not a celebrity he's a farking murderer.

You mean winner in the knockout game
Trayvon came in second

THIS IS WHAT RIGHT-WINGERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

[i.imgur.com image 850x478]

Ignorance of the videos posted won't change the facts


I must've missed the videos of Martin and ZImmerman's fight that were posted. Wonder why they didn't use that evidence in court. Seems like they would've blown the case wide open.
 
2014-01-31 02:55:46 PM  
Wasn't there some famous street fighter... trying to remember the guy's name.  Saw some internet videos of him doing his work... all unsanctioned work, probably quite illegal, but the man never lost.  All bare knuckle.  Wish I could narrow it down a bit more... going to be wondering all day at the office.  Guy was like six foot six.
 
2014-01-31 02:58:33 PM  

Molavian: frepnog: No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.

It's because losing means they pay Zimmerman.  Attorney's fees, court costs, expenses, and compensation for lost income.


How did you conclude that?
 
2014-01-31 02:58:36 PM  
This is sad.  George just wants to go back to his old job as the Neighborhood Watch Captain and live a nice quiet life of driving around at night looking for street punks.  He was even thinking of retiring down to The Keys and moving into a little beach shack.  Just him and his Kel-Tec living the simple life together.

But the media won't let George have a nice life.  They are trying to drag him into the news.  Whether it's attacking the art he is trying to sell by alleging "copyright infringement", as if there's such a thing, or reprinting his celebrity boxing press release, the poor guy just can't catch a break.

George just wants the media to leave him alone as evidenced by this recent tweet:
assets.nydailynews.com
You have to admit, George has an airtight case.  I'm just worried about the MASSIVE MEDIA RIOTS that are going to break out when those people don't get what they want.  Those people are animals.
 
2014-01-31 02:59:15 PM  

Molavian: frepnog: No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.

It's because losing means they pay Zimmerman.  Attorney's fees, court costs, expenses, and compensation for lost income.


well, life is a gamble.

so you tell me they figure a little expenditure isn't worth the world knowing Zimm was found liable.

or it means exactly what I said - trayvon's parents know exactly what kind of person their son was and don't want anything else out there - because losing the civil suit on TOP of the criminal trial PROVES exactly what kind of person their son was.

i'd have shut up too.
 
2014-01-31 02:59:32 PM  

frepnog: the_vegetarian_cannibal: That's what makes your obsessive flailing even funnier.

it's funny because I think that Trayvon's parents should have pursued a civil suit to find Zimmerman liable for their son's death and question their motives because they have not and will not?

farking WOW, man.

if someone shot one of my sons and was acquitted, I would pursue every available avenue to destroy the person I felt was responsible, money be damned.

They took the HOA money and ran.  That money is nice, but doesn't put a farking lien on Zimmerman's life, now does it?


It's unlikely an attorney would want to take the case against George. If they lose, they owe George money. If they win, they get a judgement against him and then what? Repossess his 2004 Chevy Silverado? He would just declare bankruptcy. His life is already miserable, he's broke and owes his attorneys a lot of money.
 
2014-01-31 02:59:43 PM  
Why would anyone box this guy? You just know that he'd follow you around the ring and then when you were kicking his ass he'd shoot you
 
2014-01-31 02:59:53 PM  
I wonder if a Battle of the Georges could be arranged, and arrange for his opponent to be George Foreman.
 
2014-01-31 03:00:01 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: I'm more interested in punching the fight promoter who is labeling this @sshole a "celebrity." WTF, people?


The promoter didn't decide that. Americans, our Media, and our President did.
 
2014-01-31 03:01:09 PM  

Farce-Side: I like how a bunch of you guys get all butthurt and put people on ignore.


How else do you make an echo chamber?
 
2014-01-31 03:01:12 PM  

Rapmaster2000: But the media won't let George have a nice life.


oh fark you.  the media is what turned this into a shiatstorm to begin with.  or have we forgotten about that?
 
2014-01-31 03:01:59 PM  

tylerdurden217: If they lose, they owe George money. If they win, they get a judgement against him and then what?


I'd want the vindication, myself.
 
2014-01-31 03:02:02 PM  

Cpl.D: Wasn't there some famous street fighter... trying to remember the guy's name.  Saw some internet videos of him doing his work... all unsanctioned work, probably quite illegal, but the man never lost.  All bare knuckle.  Wish I could narrow it down a bit more... going to be wondering all day at the office.  Guy was like six foot six.


Kimbo Slice?
 
2014-01-31 03:02:16 PM  

Cpl.D: Wasn't there some famous street fighter... trying to remember the guy's name.  Saw some internet videos of him doing his work... all unsanctioned work, probably quite illegal, but the man never lost.  All bare knuckle.  Wish I could narrow it down a bit more... going to be wondering all day at the office.  Guy was like six foot six.


I think it was Kimbo Slice
 
2014-01-31 03:02:42 PM  

Onkel Buck: Farce-Side: I like how a bunch of you guys get all butthurt and put people on ignore.

How else do you make an echo chamber?


I always just stick my head up my own ass....

Wait a minute....
 
2014-01-31 03:03:29 PM  

Farce-Side: I like how a bunch of you guys get all butthurt and put people on ignore.


yeah, I don't get that either.  guess he better de-friend me on facespace too.

i has a sad.
 
2014-01-31 03:03:31 PM  

frepnog: Rapmaster2000: But the media won't let George have a nice life.

oh fark you.  the media is what turned this into a shiatstorm to begin with.  or have we forgotten about that?


But if it wasnt for the media making fiction we would have never known we cared so much. In essence they lied to get something passed too.
 
2014-01-31 03:05:59 PM  

frepnog: Rapmaster2000: But the media won't let George have a nice life.

oh fark you.  the media is what turned this into a shiatstorm to begin with.  or have we forgotten about that?


I bet the next time George gets arrested they'll report on that too!  I think it's pretty sad that just because George was tried for murder and sometimes gets arrested that the media has to report on that.  When THUGS get arrested the media never reports that.   Why won't the media report on The Knockout Game which is running rampant on our streets?  Just what is their agenda?
 
2014-01-31 03:06:59 PM  

Bob Falfa: I'm gonna go out on  a limb here and guess that his opponent will be a huge African-American gentleman. With a hoodie.


Black, maybe. Huge...not so much. His opponent will have to be at least roughly the same size. You're not going to see him fighting Michael Clarke Duncan's doppelganger or anything.

/Your 15 minutes are over when celebrity boxing calls. Just ask Tanya Harding.
 
2014-01-31 03:07:41 PM  

Rapmaster2000: frepnog: Rapmaster2000: But the media won't let George have a nice life.

oh fark you.  the media is what turned this into a shiatstorm to begin with.  or have we forgotten about that?

I bet the next time George gets arrested they'll report on that too!  I think it's pretty sad that just because George was tried for murder and sometimes gets arrested that the media has to report on that.  When THUGS get arrested the media never reports that.   Why won't the media report on The Knockout Game which is running rampant on our streets?  Just what is their agenda?


lay off the crack, dude.
 
2014-01-31 03:07:52 PM  

frepnog: the_vegetarian_cannibal: frepnog: MFAWG: Not falling for it. The bait's not quite up to snuff.

and there it is.  you know I'm right.

Keep telling yourself that, champ.

THEN PROVE ME WRONG.

PLEASE.  PROVE I AM TROLLING, THAT WHAT I SAY IS NONSENSE.

you can not.

/not trolling, and if you know me at all here, you know that.


"Knowing" some farker on the internet carries as much weight as saying "I have black friends". Yes, we know you are desperate for attention. Gr8 b8, m8!
 
2014-01-31 03:09:03 PM  
George Zimmerman has a lot of free time these days. Days rolling into weeks that he surfs websites and chat boards and watches interest in him fade - where is the former riches in fervent support of his actions? Where are the multitudes who passionately defended him, calling him an example of self-defense while saying with firm assurance that Trayvon wasn't a victim - but wrong - and a thug!
Now, in the quiet night when doubt resurfaces, when he wonders if his actions then were right and his current life of true value there are fewer and fewer champions on the world-wide-web.
He can't afford to commit a crime, he can't skirt the law - public opinion would label him less brave than buffoon.
Reluctantly, he considers a thing from the past....his training in MMA. He liked it! He has time to train! He can get fit, prove his ex-trainer a**-hole wrong! He can BECOME a weapon - a secret weapon! He will be content in the knowledge he doesn't even NEED a gun! He will win in a man-to-man fight, under the lights and the victory will live on in thousands of new posts confirming his worth.
And so, this idea was born.

That or he is broke.

EIther way, he is getting fed.
 
2014-01-31 03:10:56 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Bob Falfa: I'm gonna go out on  a limb here and guess that his opponent will be a huge African-American gentleman. With a hoodie.

Black, maybe. Huge...not so much. His opponent will have to be at least roughly the same size. You're not going to see him fighting Michael Clarke Duncan's doppelganger or anything.

/Your 15 minutes are over when celebrity boxing calls. Just ask Tanya Harding.


That's not true!  She's on that TruTV show called Dumbest Criminals with fellow commentators Todd Bridges, Leif Garret, and Frank Stallone.  I think George is going to be famous for a very long time.
 
2014-01-31 03:13:07 PM  

frepnog: Rapmaster2000: frepnog: Rapmaster2000: But the media won't let George have a nice life.

oh fark you.  the media is what turned this into a shiatstorm to begin with.  or have we forgotten about that?

I bet the next time George gets arrested they'll report on that too!  I think it's pretty sad that just because George was tried for murder and sometimes gets arrested that the media has to report on that.  When THUGS get arrested the media never reports that.   Why won't the media report on The Knockout Game which is running rampant on our streets?  Just what is their agenda?

lay off the crack, dude.


I don't smoke crack like some THUG like Marion Barry or that football player that screamed at that nice reporter lady.  I stand for America with George Zimmerman even though he is completely a Mexican and not at all a "white hispanic"or whatever made up crap that is so don't call me a racist.
 
2014-01-31 03:17:08 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Fuggin Bizzy: Bob Falfa: I'm gonna go out on  a limb here and guess that his opponent will be a huge African-American gentleman. With a hoodie.

Black, maybe. Huge...not so much. His opponent will have to be at least roughly the same size. You're not going to see him fighting Michael Clarke Duncan's doppelganger or anything.

/Your 15 minutes are over when celebrity boxing calls. Just ask Tanya Harding.

That's not true!  She's on that TruTV show called Dumbest Criminals with fellow commentators Todd Bridges, Leif Garret, and Frank Stallone.  I think George is going to be famous for a very long time.



LOL. I watch the show sometimes but seeing that cast of characters written down just reminded me of how "d" level they are. Don't forget the black comedian guy with the big teeth adn the heavyset black comedian woman who never made anyone laugh ever.
 
2014-01-31 03:17:23 PM  
I personally love the fact that all of you are assuming the person he fights will be black.

On the other hand he's a complete dumbass for taking a fight with an unknown opponent.
 
2014-01-31 03:20:28 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Let's discuss THE FACTS of this article.

George Zimmermenendez was enjoying a rerun of The Golden Girls when his calm was interrupted by boxing promoter, Damon Feldman, a known Jew and THUG enabler.

[blah blah blah]

By the way, the only Zimmermans I knew are Jewish. How many actual Jews out there were glad to find he's not a landsman? (And George doesn't look Hispanic either.)

As for Nazimaster2000 up there, it's because we Americans are smart enough to insist on at least a modicum of Free Speach that you and I don't get hunted down and killed. Granted I find being lumped in with you in any way heartbreaking and insulting, but still.
 
2014-01-31 03:20:51 PM  

Luse: I personally love the fact that all of you are assuming the person he fights will be black.

On the other hand he's a complete dumbass for taking a fight with an unknown opponent.



My favirite part was when you came into the thread without reading it and made an assuption that was both incorrect and reserachable with 30 seconds of scrolling.
 
2014-01-31 03:20:59 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: I'm more interested in punching the fight promoter who is labeling this @sshole a "celebrity." WTF, people?


This.
 
2014-01-31 03:22:18 PM  

frepnog: Farce-Side: I like how a bunch of you guys get all butthurt and put people on ignore.

yeah, I don't get that either.  guess he better de-friend me on facespace too.

i has a sad.


fark it: what reason could the family have to avoid 'scrutiny'?

If you'd used a synonym that carried the implication that they wanted to avoid another media circus I might buy that.

But you didn't, so you appear to be implying that the family has something to hide.
 
2014-01-31 03:23:00 PM  

Luse: I personally love the fact that all of you are assuming the person he fights will be black.

On the other hand he's a complete dumbass for taking a fight with an unknown opponent.


You take that back!  George is just as smart as any Real American.  He may not have any fancy "degrees" or "credentials".  Sure, he may make questionable decisions with women.  He may be unable to hold down any meaningful employment for any period of time.

But none of that makes him different from any of us.
 
2014-01-31 03:25:08 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Rapmaster2000: Let's discuss THE FACTS of this article.

George Zimmermenendez was enjoying a rerun of The Golden Girls when his calm was interrupted by boxing promoter, Damon Feldman, a known Jew and THUG enabler. [blah blah blah]

By the way, the only Zimmermans I knew are Jewish. How many actual Jews out there were glad to find he's not a landsman? (And George doesn't look Hispanic either.)

As for Nazimaster2000 up there, it's because we Americans are smart enough to insist on at least a modicum of Free Speach that you and I don't get hunted down and killed. Granted I find being lumped in with you in any way heartbreaking and insulting, but still.


I'll pray for you.  I wish all the Dale Earnhardt collector plates in the world that you will one day hear The Good News.
 
2014-01-31 03:26:56 PM  
Was he the white or black guy? Don't really care.
 
2014-01-31 03:27:02 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Luse: I personally love the fact that all of you are assuming the person he fights will be black.

On the other hand he's a complete dumbass for taking a fight with an unknown opponent.


My favirite part was when you came into the thread without reading it and made an assuption that was both incorrect and reserachable with 30 seconds of scrolling.


Aside from Brock Lesnar every other person named was black. Let's see, George Foreman, Mike Tyson multiple times, Michael Clarke Duncan, Kimbo Slice, Todd bridges,some WEC wrestler, Ice T, Ice Cube, Dr Dre.

fark, have you read the thread?
 
2014-01-31 03:29:05 PM  

Onkel Buck: Kimbo Slice?


drjekel_mrhyde: Kimbo Slice


Damn, internet!  This is why I love you.  Yeah, they need to hire on that guy!
 
2014-01-31 03:31:00 PM  

The One True TheDavid: As for Nazimaster2000 up there, it's because we Americans are smart enough to insist on at least a modicum of Free Speach that you and I don't get hunted down and killed. Granted I find being lumped in with you in any way heartbreaking and insulting, but still.


Speak for yourself. I'd love to hunt you.

upload.wikimedia.org

You would be...the MOST dangerous game...or I'd just leave out some cheetoes. Either way, we'd have fun.
 
2014-01-31 03:31:53 PM  
I think Zim was justified in shooting Martin.  That said, he's still a dumbass and I'm interested in seeing who will get to cave his face in (legally) while I point and laugh.
 
2014-01-31 03:32:20 PM  
Given that he was getting his ass handed to him by a seventeen year old, I don't expect him to hold up to well.
 
2014-01-31 03:32:26 PM  
Zimmerman clamors for another fight?

Great, this time we should call it:  When Two Arseholses Meet Part II
 
2014-01-31 03:33:19 PM  
Since the only thing that wuss Zimmerman has ever hit before was one of his wives or girlfriends, I say let him fight a woman.

i28.photobucket.comI would absolutely put good money down on her.  ;)
 
2014-01-31 03:33:46 PM  

Cpl.D: Wasn't there some famous street fighter... trying to remember the guy's name.  Saw some internet videos of him doing his work... all unsanctioned work, probably quite illegal, but the man never lost.  All bare knuckle.  Wish I could narrow it down a bit more... going to be wondering all day at the office.  Guy was like six foot six.


Kimbo slice.

No way Zimmerman would step in that ring.
 
2014-01-31 03:34:48 PM  

Luse: DROxINxTHExWIND: Luse: I personally love the fact that all of you are assuming the person he fights will be black.

On the other hand he's a complete dumbass for taking a fight with an unknown opponent.


My favirite part was when you came into the thread without reading it and made an assuption that was both incorrect and reserachable with 30 seconds of scrolling.

Aside from Brock Lesnar every other person named was black. Let's see, George Foreman, Mike Tyson multiple times, Michael Clarke Duncan, Kimbo Slice, Todd bridges,some WEC wrestler, Ice T, Ice Cube, Dr Dre.

fark, have you read the thread?


"I was right, except for the part that I was wrong about!"
 
2014-01-31 03:39:47 PM  

Hermione_Granger: He's not a celebrity he's a farking murderer.


No.  People like you who cannot let this go have raised him to celebrity status.
 
2014-01-31 03:40:56 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Luse: DROxINxTHExWIND: Luse: I personally love the fact that all of you are assuming the person he fights will be black.

On the other hand he's a complete dumbass for taking a fight with an unknown opponent.


My favirite part was when you came into the thread without reading it and made an assuption that was both incorrect and reserachable with 30 seconds of scrolling.

Aside from Brock Lesnar every other person named was black. Let's see, George Foreman, Mike Tyson multiple times, Michael Clarke Duncan, Kimbo Slice, Todd bridges,some WEC wrestler, Ice T, Ice Cube, Dr Dre.

fark, have you read the thread?

"I was right, except for the part that I was wrong about!"


You are technically correct, which is of course the best kind. The fact that the rest of the people mentioned are all on Lisa lampanelli's to do list isn't odd at all.

I think you protest a little too much.
 
2014-01-31 03:43:24 PM  
he should really be put down

i cannot believe what has become of the USA
that he could murder a teen and skate
 
2014-01-31 03:43:33 PM  

Cpl.D: Onkel Buck: Kimbo Slice?

drjekel_mrhyde: Kimbo Slice

Damn, internet!  This is why I love you.  Yeah, they need to hire on that guy!


Kimbo is legit terrifying. Zim would shoot him before he even got his robe off.
 
2014-01-31 03:45:49 PM  
Hey George; your fifteen minutes have elapsed. Move along now.
 
2014-01-31 03:59:06 PM  

MFAWG: But you didn't, so you appear to be implying that the family has something to hide.


Hide? nah, not really.  we already know all about traytray.

but what was hearsay and conjecture will become fact once they comb thru trayvon's history.

it's fun to pretend trayvon was a nice little angel that just wanted some tea and candy....  until it ALL comes out and is pinpointed for sure that traytray WAS in fact a violent, drug abusing, gangbanger wanna-be.
 
2014-01-31 04:00:23 PM  

frepnog: MFAWG: But you didn't, so you appear to be implying that the family has something to hide.

Hide? nah, not really.  we already know all about traytray.

but what was hearsay and conjecture will become fact once they comb thru trayvon's history.

it's fun to pretend trayvon was a nice little angel that just wanted some tea and candy....  until it ALL comes out and is pinpointed for sure that traytray WAS in fact a violent, drug abusing, gangbanger wanna-be.



Yeah, because clowns like you don't take ANY of it as fact, now. You're still waiting for the civil trial to come to your conclusion.
 
2014-01-31 04:02:24 PM  
I can already see how this fight will go down:

- Zim will endlessly taunt his opponent.
- The ref will tell him "you don't have to do that" but he will continue taunting him.
- The bell will ring, his opponent will move in and begin to box him.
- Zim will be out-matched.
- Suddenly Zim will run to his corner, pull out a gun, and shoot his opponent dead in the middle of the boxing ring
- next Zim will start screaming "self defense" and point to his face that got bloodied when he was losing the boxing match.
 
2014-01-31 04:05:11 PM  

liam76: Cpl.D: Wasn't there some famous street fighter... trying to remember the guy's name.  Saw some internet videos of him doing his work... all unsanctioned work, probably quite illegal, but the man never lost.  All bare knuckle.  Wish I could narrow it down a bit more... going to be wondering all day at the office.  Guy was like six foot six.

Kimbo slice.

No way Zimmerman would step in that ring.


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George can totally take this guy. Stop laughing. No really, stop laughing.

/Isn't Kimbo from FL as well?
 
2014-01-31 04:07:15 PM  

Farking Canuck: I can already see how this fight will go down:

- Zim will endlessly taunt his opponent.
- The ref will tell him "you don't have to do that" but he will continue taunting him.
- The bell will ring, his opponent will move in and begin to box him.
- Zim will be out-matched.
- Suddenly Zim will run to his corner, pull out a gun, and shoot his opponent dead in the middle of the boxing ring
- next Zim will start screaming "self defense" and point to his face that got bloodied when he was losing the boxing match.


Are you implying that Zim won't follow the rules/laws?
 
2014-01-31 04:09:29 PM  

frepnog: MFAWG: But you didn't, so you appear to be implying that the family has something to hide.

Hide? nah, not really.  we already know all about traytray.

but what was hearsay and conjecture will become fact once they comb thru trayvon's history.

it's fun to pretend trayvon was a nice little angel that just wanted some tea and candy....  until it ALL comes out and is pinpointed for sure that traytray WAS in fact a violent, drug abusing, gangbanger wanna-be.


Right, because every black teenager playing 'gangsta' on Facebook is just itching to beat someone up.

But don't point out Zimmerman's socumented history of being an angry, violent racist with poor impulse control! He's a True Patriot Hero for chasing and killing that thug!
 
2014-01-31 04:10:22 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: frepnog: MFAWG: But you didn't, so you appear to be implying that the family has something to hide.

Hide? nah, not really.  we already know all about traytray.

but what was hearsay and conjecture will become fact once they comb thru trayvon's history.

it's fun to pretend trayvon was a nice little angel that just wanted some tea and candy....  until it ALL comes out and is pinpointed for sure that traytray WAS in fact a violent, drug abusing, gangbanger wanna-be.


Yeah, because clowns like you don't take ANY of it as fact, now. You're still waiting for the civil trial to come to your conclusion.


He was a THUG!  He had skittles and soda which are two of the three ingredients you need to make purple drank which is what all the THUGS drink.  He might have even put heroin or cocaine in there.  We just don't know what nefarious ends this THUG was planning.

The FACT is that Krylon Fartin was high on purple drank and white guilt when he leaped from shadows darker than the heart of Africa and pounced on poor George like a wild beast.
 
2014-01-31 04:11:36 PM  

SearchN: /Isn't Kimbo from FL as well?


Is that a weird head shave, really premature pattern balding or a guy who by all rights is too old to be that muscular?
 
2014-01-31 04:21:20 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: Farking Canuck: I can already see how this fight will go down:

- Zim will endlessly taunt his opponent.
- The ref will tell him "you don't have to do that" but he will continue taunting him.
- The bell will ring, his opponent will move in and begin to box him.
- Zim will be out-matched.
- Suddenly Zim will run to his corner, pull out a gun, and shoot his opponent dead in the middle of the boxing ring
- next Zim will start screaming "self defense" and point to his face that got bloodied when he was losing the boxing match.

Are you implying that Zim won't follow the rules/laws?


If somebody is beating him up, he can shoot them in self defense. What leads up to the beating & shooting is irrelevant. This has been proven in a court of law.
 
2014-01-31 04:26:42 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: [www.wikilinks.fr image 296x320]
Gets my vote.


How would he get in the ring? They would have to use a crane.

samhateseverything.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-31 04:28:22 PM  
I would pay many tens of dollars if they'd get Kimbo Slice in that ring.  This is a thing I really would want to happen.
 
2014-01-31 04:29:37 PM  

frepnog: MFAWG: But you didn't, so you appear to be implying that the family has something to hide.

Hide? nah, not really.  we already know all about traytray.

but what was hearsay and conjecture will become fact once they comb thru trayvon's history.

it's fun to pretend trayvon was a nice little angel that just wanted some tea and candy....  until it ALL comes out and is pinpointed for sure that traytray WAS in fact a violent, drug abusing, gangbanger wanna-be.


Wow, that was 10 times more trolltastic than I thought it would be!
 
2014-01-31 04:37:17 PM  

fireclown: SearchN: /Isn't Kimbo from FL as well?

Is that a weird head shave, really premature pattern balding or a guy who by all rights is too old to be that muscular?


Think its an intimidation thing. If you look at his chest, he shaved the hair off the side that has the tattoo as well.
 
2014-01-31 04:46:00 PM  

WhyKnot: i am grinning ear to ear thinking of Zimmerman entering the ring, doing some quick foot work, doing some quick air rabbit punches..then standard salute to the crowd by bouncing around in a circle with his arm raised.

 Let's not forget his MMA instructor testified to the following:
- fighting skills registered at between a "1" and "1.5" on a ten point scale.
- "nonathletic"
- "just physically soft."
- "He didn't know how to really effectively punch."

Read more:  http://dailycaller.com/2013/07/08/just-physically-soft-zimmermans-mma - instructor-says-he-was-a-lousy-fighter/#ixzz2s0Oy09cz


Oh jeeze. This might be one of the most entertaining fights I've heard of since my little brother got misnamed 'Kari'.

/True story
//His instructors were already calling him 'shaggy' for his hair, so the 'Kari' nickname lost out
 
2014-01-31 05:03:25 PM  

Cpl.D: I would pay many tens of dollars if they'd get Kimbo Slice in that ring.  This is a thing I really would want to happen.


This ^^.

I was trying to think of him earlier in the thread; couldn't remember other than "that guy built like a brick shiathouse who punched the daylights out of people on YouTube." Cubicle mate was of no assistance.
 
2014-01-31 05:07:17 PM  
You guys actually reckon he will go through with it? Hahahahahahaha yeah it won't happen
 
2014-01-31 05:11:44 PM  
they aren't going to let him get hurt. this is a show fight for "charity" and by charity I mean Zman will get paid.
our only hop is that someone doesn't give a fark about the rules. and by someone I mean his opponent and the ref.
 
2014-01-31 05:14:58 PM  

LordJiro: frepnog: MFAWG: But you didn't, so you appear to be implying that the family has something to hide.

Hide? nah, not really.  we already know all about traytray.

but what was hearsay and conjecture will become fact once they comb thru trayvon's history.

it's fun to pretend trayvon was a nice little angel that just wanted some tea and candy....  until it ALL comes out and is pinpointed for sure that traytray WAS in fact a violent, drug abusing, gangbanger wanna-be.

Right, because every black teenager playing 'gangsta' on Facebook is just itching to beat someone up.

But don't point out Zimmerman's socumented history of being an angry, violent racist with poor impulse control! He's a True Patriot Hero for chasing and killing that thug!


would love to see these socuments
 
2014-01-31 05:16:41 PM  
I'm so proud of my country. This is the culmination of billions of years of evolution.
We have finally reached the apex. All the blood and sweat of our ancestors were shed for this very moment.
We will take our place among the gods.
 
2014-01-31 05:26:55 PM  
To be clear, the proper fight should be Zimmerman v. OJ.I think age will have slowed OJ down enough that physically it should be about parity.

you have a white dude that feelings of his 'guilt' are split down racial lines (obviously this is not an absolute...we aren't sith after all)
you have a black dude that feelings of his 'guilt' are split down racial lines (again, not an absolute)

Terms of the fight:
- Fight to the death (no guns or knifes...hehehe)
- winner is declared innocent of all charges in the court of public opinion (in the case of OJ, he is also pardoned for jail for armed robbery)
- loser is declared guilty in the court of public opinion
- Rush Limbaugh is Zimmerman's corner man
- Sharpton is OJ's corner man
- Bruce Buffer is the announcer
- Dana White and Don King are joint promoters
 
2014-01-31 05:32:52 PM  

WhyKnot: To be clear, the proper fight should be Zimmerman v. OJ.,  I think age will have slowed OJ down enough that physically it should be about parity.


Fark fair.  Let's go for spectacle.  I want Kimbo Slice in there!  :D
 
2014-01-31 05:36:35 PM  
It's funny because the entire guy's claim to fame is he had to shoot to kill a 17 year old kid who weighed 135 lbs because the kid was going to beat him to death.

So you couldn't beat up a kid who was built like a stick figure but you're going to be a boxer now? Really?

Has nobody told him you're not allowed to bring a gun into a boxing ring?
 
2014-01-31 05:37:56 PM  
Oddly, today's paper has a side bar that Mrs Zimmerman has been granted her divorce since the deadline for George to respond passed with no response from him.

I guess facing an unknown in the ring still beats dealing with divorce court
 
2014-01-31 05:41:01 PM  
Oh.... "celebrity" boxing.

Never mind. Celebrity boxing is just one step above "foxy boxing".
 
2014-01-31 05:44:59 PM  

Luse: Aside from Brock Lesnar every other person named was black. Let's see, George Foreman, Mike Tyson multiple times, Michael Clarke Duncan, Kimbo Slice, Todd bridges,some WEC wrestler, Ice T, Ice Cube, Dr Dre.

fark, have you read the thread?


You know, I actually think he could take Michael Clarke Duncan!
 
2014-01-31 05:46:44 PM  
I wouldn't give this guy a cleveland steamer. To me he is an incredibly insignificant memory, who hasn't figured out how to Dr. Manhattan himself to Mars. Like a ghost that doesn't realize he's no longer present, or relevant.
Eventually, those things will catch up to him, and these potential links regarding him can resume with the next monster.

//Even Castro had the prudence to do everyone a favor and Dr. Manhattan'd himself to Mars.
 
2014-01-31 05:47:39 PM  

parasol: Where are the multitudes who passionately defended him, calling him an example of self-defense while saying with firm assurance that Trayvon wasn't a victim - but wrong - and a thug!



They moved on with their lives. The other side of the debate should do the same.
 
2014-01-31 06:21:08 PM  
I would, but his track record suggests the experience would kill me.
 
2014-01-31 06:28:32 PM  

lawboy87: Luse: Aside from Brock Lesnar every other person named was black. Let's see, George Foreman, Mike Tyson multiple times, Michael Clarke Duncan, Kimbo Slice, Todd bridges,some WEC wrestler, Ice T, Ice Cube, Dr Dre.

fark, have you read the thread?

You know, I actually think he could take Michael Clarke Duncan!


Michael Clarke Duncan is dead yo
 
2014-01-31 06:39:59 PM  

ransack.: lawboy87: Luse: Aside from Brock Lesnar every other person named was black. Let's see, George Foreman, Mike Tyson multiple times, Michael Clarke Duncan, Kimbo Slice, Todd bridges,some WEC wrestler, Ice T, Ice Cube, Dr Dre.

fark, have you read the thread?

You know, I actually think he could take Michael Clarke Duncan!

Michael Clarke Duncan is dead yo


i28.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-31 07:08:08 PM  
www.funelf.net
 
2014-01-31 07:20:27 PM  
My pick for his first opponent?

therealmcast.com
 
2014-01-31 07:29:45 PM  

Nabb1: Molavian: frepnog: No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.

It's because losing means they pay Zimmerman.  Attorney's fees, court costs, expenses, and compensation for lost income.

How did you conclude that?


Diplomatic immunity.
 
2014-01-31 07:30:27 PM  
Phoenix Jones is trying hard to be the opponent.    Maybe he'll make it.  Zimmerman's promoter might think that somebody who dresses up like a superhero will be a pushover.
 
2014-01-31 08:32:20 PM  
Rapmaster2000 replieth unto me:

I'll pray for you. I wish all the Dale Earnhardt collector plates in the world that you will one day hear The Good News.

Now THAT's funny.

4.5/10
 
2014-01-31 08:44:57 PM  

Meatschool: I think Zim was justified in shooting Martin.


I disagree. 911 told him several times to go home and let the pros handle it but he had to jump out of his SUV with a cocked handgun. (Short-fused people often have days like that, but luckily most of us ain't armed.) Furthermore I'll bet that unless he's a TOTAL idiot he's spent the last year or so wishing he'd followed that advice.


That said, he's still a dumbass

I agree.


and I'm interested in seeing who will get to cave his face in (legally) while I point and laugh.


Here I disagree again. The guy never did anything to me or mine, nor do I value the opinion of "liberals" enough to get upset about it.

There are about 6.5 billion too many useless idiots in the world, myself probably included; it's too bad that this had to be about a so-called Hispanic guy with a Jewish name gunning down a black teenager with a made-up one in a state Fark seems to want to saw off just below Savannah, but that's just the way things go sometimes. Whoa, whoa, c'est la vie.

It could have gone the other way around and I've have cared just as little.
 
2014-01-31 09:35:10 PM  

frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.


There are two better reasons:  1) Zimmerman doesn't have any money, and is crazy in debt with legal bills; and 2) If a preliminary hearing decides that the "Stand Your Ground" defense applies, then Martin's family is on the hook for all legal expenses.

There is a veritable army of attorneys out there who would take an easy payday case on a contingent-fee basis, but I suspect they've done the math and don't see an upside to suing Zimmerman at this moment.
 
2014-01-31 09:55:19 PM  
Or 3.) The laws in Florida are batshiat crazy and don't make any kind of sense.
 
2014-01-31 10:11:09 PM  
So he's basically following Uwe Boll's footsteps, except instead of murdering video game movie adaptations he quite literally murdered someone.
 
2014-01-31 11:01:55 PM  

Iczer: So he's basically following Uwe Boll's footsteps, except instead of murdering video game movie adaptations he quite literally murdered someone.


And Uwe was a pretty good boxer and kicked ass.
 
2014-01-31 11:32:43 PM  
Luse: I personally love the fact that all of you are assuming the person he fights will be black.


Honestly, I really hope that it's not a black person who fights him. There's no upside to it.

Even if you win...what did you really win? It won't bring Trayvon Martin back to life. It won't bring any kind of lasting peace to the Martin family. And I highly doubt it'll teach Zimmerman (or anyone who supports him) any kind of lesson. Instead, it'll just reinforce the stereotype that we (black people) only know how to use violence to resolve conflict or heal resentment.

Not to mention...god help you if you lose. Talk about inviting shame into your life. You'd never live it down.

You know what I'd actually love to see? For some celebrity to make a donation to whatever charity this is benefiting, but refuse to fight Zimmerman. Why legitimize him by giving him the attention he so obviously craves? Sorry for being a Debbie Downer / Buzz Killington, but let's never forget that George Zimmerman's claim to fame is that he killed a person. Whether you think it was justified or unjustified, that's a pretty farked up way to become a public figure.
 
2014-02-01 12:58:28 AM  

Infernalist: frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.

You mean the suit they nearly filed against the HOA before they were paid a seven figure sum to not file suit?


 

Farking Canuck: EdNortonsTwin: Farking Canuck: I can already see how this fight will go down:

- Zim will endlessly taunt his opponent.
- The ref will tell him "you don't have to do that" but he will continue taunting him.
- The bell will ring, his opponent will move in and begin to box him.
- Zim will be out-matched.
- Suddenly Zim will run to his corner, pull out a gun, and shoot his opponent dead in the middle of the boxing ring
- next Zim will start screaming "self defense" and point to his face that got bloodied when he was losing the boxing match.

Are you implying that Zim won't follow the rules/laws?

If somebody is beating him up, he can shoot them in self defense. What leads up to the beating & shooting is irrelevant. This has been proven in a court of law.


You mean "speculation of evidence is irrelevent"
 
2014-02-01 01:05:56 AM  

Cpl.D: to confront him after he spent a while following him in his car and then getting out on foot to follow him some more


Cpl.D: Doesn't matter who his son was.  He could've tortured rabbits as a hobby.  Who he was had no bearing in Zimmerman killing him, since Zimmerman didn't know him.  All he knew was some punk kid he pretedermined was a punk based off of personal bias had the audacity to confront him after he spent a while following him in his car and then getting out on foot to follow him some more.

to let Trayvon hop on top of him and beat him for a while.

Good to see that whether Martin initiated or Zimmerman did does not matter.  All that matters is that Zimmerman did a move of which you dont approve and got out of his car.


That he was found innocent doesn't speak at all to whether or not he was morally right in what he did.  It simply speaks to how stupid that law is.  You can provoke a confrontation and get killed for hopping on top of someone and beating them and I dont like that.and the major crucial factor is whether or not you was scairt when you did the shooting.
 
2014-02-01 01:08:48 AM  

Hobodeluxe: they aren't going to let him get hurt. this is a show fight for "charity" and by charity I mean Zman will get paid.
our only hop is that someone doesn't give a fark about the rules. and by someone I mean his opponent and the ref.


Sounds like Team Trayvon does have a history of not following the rules.
 
2014-02-01 01:49:52 AM  

Nutsac_Jim: Cpl.D: to confront him after he spent a while following him in his car and then getting out on foot to follow him some more

Cpl.D: Doesn't matter who his son was.  He could've tortured rabbits as a hobby.  Who he was had no bearing in Zimmerman killing him, since Zimmerman didn't know him.  All he knew was some punk kid he pretedermined was a punk based off of personal bias had the audacity to confront him after he spent a while following him in his car and then getting out on foot to follow him some more. to let Trayvon hop on top of him and beat him for a while.

Good to see that whether Martin initiated or Zimmerman did does not matter.  All that matters is that Zimmerman did a move of which you dont approve and got out of his car.


That he was found innocent doesn't speak at all to whether or not he was morally right in what he did.  It simply speaks to how stupid that law is.  You can provoke a confrontation and get killed for hopping on top of someone and beating them and I dont like that.and the major crucial factor is whether or not you was scairt when you did the shooting.


I think you meant, "Getting shot for defending himself from someone pursuing him and trying to detain him apparently without cause or explanation."  But you guys always gloss over that part.  We know why.
 
2014-02-01 05:59:09 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: frepnog: DROxINxTHExWIND: They should allow Trayvon's father to do it.

Trayvon's parents full well know exactly what kind of person their son was and are keeping pretty damn quiet.

No civil suit being filed is pretty telling.  They don't want anything else out there.


LOL. You idiots really need to take a remedial course in logic. The shiatty conclusions you all come to are tragically hilarious.



Delinquent kid bit off more than he could chew, got aced.  It's a self correcting problem if I ever saw one.
 
2014-02-01 06:23:43 AM  
"It makes him look like a hypocrite given the defense he put forth in the Trayvon Martin case," legal analyst Richard Hornsby said.

Yup. Either he got beat down then in which case he will get beat down a lot worse soon or he did not get beat down then in which case he will not get beat down soon but is an unconvicted murderer.

Lets see. It will be good either way.
 
2014-02-01 07:21:53 AM  
Just want to say, I was skeptical of a conviction because of a lack of evidence.

But this guy is an epic douche.

That is all.
 
2014-02-01 09:45:05 AM  
I really hope he fights a black guy and kicks his ass. It'll be hilarious watching everyone go apeshiat.
 
2014-02-01 11:21:40 AM  

abhorrent1: I really hope he fights a black guy and kicks his ass. It'll be hilarious watching everyone go apeshiat.


Were you disappointed there weren't race riots?
 
2014-02-01 01:48:55 PM  

dready zim: "It makes him look like a hypocrite given the defense he put forth in the Trayvon Martin case," legal analyst Richard Hornsby said.

Yup. Either he got beat down then in which case he will get beat down a lot worse soon or he did not get beat down then in which case he will not get beat down soon but is an unconvicted murderer.

Lets see. It will be good either way.


Well, to be fair, there is a big difference between pudgy george of THEN and lean mean fighting machine george of NOW.

Like 20lbs and he can probably punch less like a teenage girl now.

;)
 
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